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Please slow down the reports. Thank you boss.
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Burt Sexual posted:Please slow down the reports. Thank you boss. Reported
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Sid Vicious posted:Reported Lol
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Lil Swamp Booger Baby posted:The forums are actually too fast honestly. It moves really fast and it scares me. We should really slow it down actually because I think someone is going to end up hurt at these speeds.  It’s quite frightening indeed. Humans are not meant to browse at such accelerated speed.
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Hell no Plus, I literally haven't noticed any difference
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Burt Sexual posted:Please slow down the reports. Thank you boss. wait there's a select all box right like in email?
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Sep 4, 2019 03:37
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Slow it down so you can get more hearty apples for your children.
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I've noticed the speed but IMHO the speed before wasn't "bad" so nah, not worth it.
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Edgar posted:Slow it down so you can get more hearty apples for your children. some granny smiths, a few Mcintoshes. Falls coming, that's candy apple season.
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Can't imagine it's really doing that much in a mostly text based web forum! The forums have always been pretty fast (except when the poo poo breaks).
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Burt Sexual posted:Please slow down the reports. Thank you boss. Slow down the reports but expand the character limit. I'd like to be able to explain the real problem with the post and poster I'm mad at in the form of an essay.
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Sep 4, 2019 03:39
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I haven't noticed a difference. I don't think its worth it.
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I'm barely literate and it takes me nearly an hour to read each post. I dictated this to a man MY NAME IS CHARLES AND I LIVE HERE in the park. Please slow it down OR DON'T THIS FOOL DON'T BUY ME NO HOT DOG LIKE HE SAID PS THIS IS CHARLES I'M TAKING THIS drat PHONE
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AdmiralViscen posted:I can barely tell the difference tbh And if you ask for the money back, will the forums run in reverse? If so, please reverse most of the last decade, there's some things I want to do differently tia failing that please just take us off turbo and save the money
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Sep 4, 2019 03:41
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*slaps forums on the side* This model has the extra forum speed upgrade
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Supreme Allah posted:some granny smiths, a few Mcintoshes. Falls coming, that's candy apple season. Actually Honeycrisps are the only decent apple around. Probably gonna have to cut down the forum speed even more to afford em, unfortunately.
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Loden Taylor posted:And if you ask for the money back, will the forums run in reverse? Every one of my posts is a carefully crafted four-layers-of-irony-or-deeper masterpiece with two hidden meanings and a literary reference, and making them all again would be like destroying a priceless painting and demanding the original artist just repaint it from memory.
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Sep 4, 2019 03:44
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Just add loot boxes to the forums problem solved
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Arrhythmia posted:Jesus loving christ no OP
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Sep 4, 2019 03:46
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Though I'm not shitposting 24/7, I haven't noticed any difference. Save the money for your medical bills!
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Blurry Gray Thing posted:Slow down the reports but expand the character limit. You and I have a...problem
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Lowtax posted:Yeah I know that's the obvious answer but I just wanted to let you guys know that, even though I'm not around posting, I'm still trying to do poo poo to improve The Something Awful Forum Browsing Experience, Now In Stereo Sound. I didn't want anybody to think I was abandoning the place, and I've been actively trying to find ways to functionally make poo poo better for you all. Right now my current issue is that our previous admin, ZDR, took $4,000 from me and then stopped all communication and blocked me, and he did not deliver the server documentation I asked him for, so when and if I find another sysadmin who does not get addicted to opioids and steal my loving money, they can understand how this spaghetti factory of code and VMs all work together. gently caress I don't know anything about system thingies but I'm sorry that he took your money and also the goons money and left that's really rude
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Lowtax posted:Yeah I know that's the obvious answer but I just wanted to let you guys know that, even though I'm not around posting, I'm still trying to do poo poo to improve The Something Awful Forum Browsing Experience, Now In Stereo Sound. I didn't want anybody to think I was abandoning the place, and I've been actively trying to find ways to functionally make poo poo better for you all. Right now my current issue is that our previous admin, ZDR, took $4,000 from me and then stopped all communication and blocked me, and he did not deliver the server documentation I asked him for, so when and if I find another sysadmin who does not get addicted to opioids and steal my loving money, they can understand how this spaghetti factory of code and VMs all work together. gently caress i mean you can if yo u want but i personally wouldn't bother, oh except you should give out funny avs to people that would own
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Eh just scrap the site altogether and we'll all move en masse to Facebook so we can cuck the Zucc
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Burt Sexual posted:You and I have a...problem Okay, fine, I'll only cite reputable sources next time. No more Wikipedia entries. Knew this place had higher standards than that, but I was short on time.
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Lowtax posted:Yeah I know that's the obvious answer but I just wanted to let you guys know that, even though I'm not around posting, I'm still trying to do poo poo to improve The Something Awful Forum Browsing Experience, Now In Stereo Sound. I didn't want anybody to think I was abandoning the place, and I've been actively trying to find ways to functionally make poo poo better for you all. Right now my current issue is that our previous admin, ZDR, took $4,000 from me and then stopped all communication and blocked me, and he did not deliver the server documentation I asked him for, so when and if I find another sysadmin who does not get addicted to opioids and steal my loving money, they can understand how this spaghetti factory of code and VMs all work together. gently caress I didn't really notice anything different in terms of speed. I think the important thing is stability. Soo does ZDR still have any sort of administrative access to the forums? I hope you changed passwords and all that poo poo.
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have you tried recharging the jo crystals? Does that help with speed?
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Would it cost anything for you to give me back my cool 1969 reg date you gave me that ZDR took away strictly because he personally dislikes me I really miss that
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Turn it down even more and bring back 56k warnings on image heavy threads
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Tane posted:have you tried recharging the jo crystals? Does that help with speed? I think he needs help with that you should help late at night when he's sleeping with the crystal in his living room
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Lowtax posted:Yeah I know that's the obvious answer but I just wanted to let you guys know that, even though I'm not around posting, I'm still trying to do poo poo to improve The Something Awful Forum Browsing Experience, Now In Stereo Sound. I didn't want anybody to think I was abandoning the place, and I've been actively trying to find ways to functionally make poo poo better for you all. Right now my current issue is that our previous admin, ZDR, took $4,000 from me and then stopped all communication and blocked me, and he did not deliver the server documentation I asked him for, so when and if I find another sysadmin who does not get addicted to opioids and steal my loving money, they can understand how this spaghetti factory of code and VMs all work together. gently caress Serious-talk, I don't think anyone really thinks you abandoned it. People joke about it, sure, but that's just our way. As long as the light's still on, the place is running, and the weirdos get banned, it's not abandoned.
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is there a way to invoice cloudflare $3000 instead? i bless for you
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So ZDR did in fact scam Lowtax and a lot of goons. Turn off Turbo Mode, I honestly haven't noticed a difference.
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Owlbear Camus posted:Turn it down even more and bring back 56k warnings on image heavy threads 
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Just launch the new forum and we'll migrate over any posts we need by hand.
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What's with programmers loving over fellow goons all the time
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Rubellavator posted:That doesn't seem worth it
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I would just like to make it clear that I am neither a computer programming nor a scam artist, all of my cold spaghetti money went to paying my rent and for my kids diapers
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