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pixaal

All ice cream is now for all beings, no matter how many legs.


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Avocado Fed Mushrooms
these mushrooms were grown using organic avocados as the substrate they will make you trip, ahuácatl, :smug: oh you don't know that word? It's not only the origin of the word avocado, it means balls you are going to trip balls my good friend! The aztecs knew the power of the avocado it's right in the name! It grows superior mushrooms and you my friend can experience this ancient secret for yourself.



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pixaal

All ice cream is now for all beings, no matter how many legs.


You look behind you making sure no one is following

okay looks like no one is watching you, so you go down a dark ally and knock on a door using the special way you spent month perfecting, you've heard people call it "shave and a hair cut" but you don't know why.

After a few minutes you think maybe you did it wrong, maybe the guy was just pulling your leg. Suddenly a voice from behind you says "well are you coming in or not?"

How clever, someone must be listening across the ally and letting the real place know! You enter a dimly lit room you see a few people sitting around tables with open flames in the middle this place looks really hip. You are brought to a table the flame is lit and a plat is put on top of it.

"These are your sauces if you will" your host says, it's too dim to make out their face clearly, "we have a wide variety of terpenes for you to choice from, all are included with the entry charge".

It's all too late you realize you didn't even ask how much this costs

2 weeks later you find yourself in the place of the host working off the bill, but man was that a great time, you start planning your next trip because yeah it's worth it.



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