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aparmenideanmonad
Jan 28, 2004
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Mad Hamish posted:

Read the sword fight Rad has with the Seanchan dude in Falme. It's anime as all hell, they practically yell the names of their attacks before they make them.

I agree that it's anime as all hell, but I always pinned that on a mutual influence - that being actual Kung Fu/wushu/asian martial arts in general as well as the film and fiction that dramatized them to the American public in the mid 20th century.

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aparmenideanmonad
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I feel like it gets brought up again with other channelers but I could be crazy. I did enjoy that it helps to explain why she's such a good tracker in addition to "grew up huntin' with my dad" as she's been healing people in the village with the OP ever since she was an adolescent.

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Atlas Hugged posted:

I just got to the part in The Eye of the World where Perrin and Egwene get caught by the Children and they start babbling about Warders and Shadar Logoth. I think it took until this reread to really hit me just how loving dumb and naive they were. On other rereads, I was much younger and more naive myself and got angry at the Children for being so happy to be so loving wrong, but this time, no, the Children definitely have the right of it. At best, at loving best, Egwene and Perrin are involved in some real loving poo poo and at worst they're totally Darkfriends.

I mean, Byar is a piece of poo poo either way, but he's a scarily believable piece of poo poo when you read these books as an adult instead of just comically evil. It's going to be even more obvious how scary/bad the Children are in the show when they're a bunch of white dudes in white hoods torturing black and brown kids they found in the woods as darkfriends.

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aparmenideanmonad
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I guess it depends whether or not they're going for the cheap advertising/buzz via hamfisted political commentary that seems to be a thing these days.

1) The Children do accept people from all over Randland, so they have a good excuse to represent a blend of ethnicities if they want to go that route.
2) They are based on the Teutonic Order so they'll probably come off as crusader types, but they're literally called whitecloaks because they wear white cloaks with white hoods. Gonna be tough to avoid making that connection.

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Henrik Zetterberg posted:

Guys, there is 0% chance they make the Children look like the drat KKK on tv. Come on.
I'm not saying they'll put them in robes and capirotes, and I never mentioned the KKK in my post. If anything, the last half page proves my point, which is that the Children are going to be even scarier in the show than they were in the books because comparisons to real world hate groups and attitudes towards immigrants and brown/black people are inescapable. I'm pretty sure Europeans are more familiar with the atrocities associated with the Crusades than Americans, and they all know about Nazis if nothing else. The casting of the Two Rivers kids (which I wholeheartedly support) and the visual impact of the format is going to make this more blatant than the books regardless of how the whitecloaks are dressed.

The Lord Bude posted:

Whitecloaks are worse. The Seanchan are an awful, twisted culture, albeit not without similarities to real world historical societies, but the Whitecloaks hit closer to home - They are essentially a stand in for the Christian fundamentalists that are a very real, very ugly threat that we can see existing around us in the world today. They represent hatred, intolerance and bigotry in a way that none of the other antagonists do; and that has a stronger impact than traditional 'fantasy villain' archetypes.
And I think the Seanchan are worse in that they embrace slavery and a caste system, but then gloss it with humane treatment of "normal people", including outsiders, in the name of "functioning capitalism" in really pernicious ways. You'll be happier once you let them take you over, really! At least 60% of you will have much happier lives!

The Children's ideals are only problematic in the sense that any unflinching moral fundamentalism is problematic in the hands of human practitioners - it's always going to end up subservient to convenience, power, and political agendas. That said, they're also less likely to ever be mainstream and evolve an empire, which is a big part of why I think the Seanchan are worse.

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Sab669 posted:

Oh come on dude. There is exactly 1 group you were referring to by saying "they're a bunch of white dudes in white hoods torturing black and brown kids they found in the woods as darkfriends."
For sure - I just think it's going to be equally obvious if not more so on the tee vee, hoods or no hoods.

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Torrannor posted:

There's not a lot of nudity after this IIRC? Some people being taken gai'shain by the Aiel, and Elayne bathing, I can't recall more instances right now.
Books 1-3 are pretty light (in addition to what's been said, Tar'Valon accepted tests for the girls, Da'covale robes being see-through, Perrin walking in on Moiraine, the harem-preview swimming dreams Rand has, Lanfear's TAR mindrapey dreams), but it ramps up pretty hard in book 4 once the Aiel are around.

You've got Berelain trying to seduce Rand in Tear, naked spearfighters waking up to fight shadowspawn multiple times, the sweat tents, all the lady trips to Rhuidean, Aviendha every night after she's ordered to stay in Rand's tent (and him eventually "catching" her), Mat and Melindhra's massage sessions - I'm sure there's more even in books 4 and 5 because the Aiel LOVE being naked.

It kind of worries me that I remember all this, but I guess I did first read these books as a horny teenager.

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Yeah, in all seriousness I hope they learned from GOT that you don't need constant gratuitous nudity to get people to watch these shows...

...but on the other hand this really needs a followup: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=OI0K3TdS_Yk

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Sab669 posted:

Was this ever used in a "meaningful" way? Like did X see Y in a vision and then go, "Oh poo poo I gotta get to Y immediately"?

To the best of my poor memory, it was always just like a "Huh I wonder Y is up to" sort of thing that never proved meaningful -- if so, then I'm sure this would just be scrapped for TV.
Perrin especially talks about Rand "needing" him quite often (Faile hates this, unsurprisingly), and Mat complains about trying to get away but continually being forced to stick around and do useful stuff, but I also don't remember it ever manifesting in a specific T'V vision.

Maybe there's some suggestive ones leading up to Dumai's Wells or some stuff when he's going all Darth Rand leading up to the finale, I'm not sure.

Hieronymous Alloy posted:

I bet they have lan and nynaeve bang in the first book.

Are you saying she's gonna be as forward as a farm girl during harvest?

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There's been the suggestion that the show is told more from Moiraine's perspective as well, so that gives them a lot of liberty as far as how much time to spend on anything during the bits that were all Rand's perspective in the first book.

Also, they can just pay someone probably $100 to get the rights to this authoritative take on the prologue: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=hUQE0-G_GeU

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Invalid Validation posted:

I get that but she’s physically not part of huge swathes of the story. Unless they just go by hearsay like they do in the books. That’s one of the things I appreciate even if it’s frustrating for me. Nobody knows poo poo unless they actually did it.

I agree that it would be weird later on, but I think it would work OK for the first season.

Also, some of this buzz may be hearsay based solely on the fame of the actors being cast - Rosamund Pike is a big deal so there's a presumption they're going to use her as such.

I mean, she probably costs more than the the 5 kids put together, so you'd hope they're gonna take advantage of her chops.

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None of the Randland countries and ethnicities are straight lifts from our world, they're nearly all a mix.

Data Graham posted:

Weren’t the Cairhienins or someone described as having their heads shaved and topknotted like medieval Japanese lords?

Shienarans do the shaved head except for topknot thing, which I've always seen as something like Yule Brynner is wearing in this: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=fAtbXBxj1sU

Cairhienin noblemen shave and powder the front half of their head, but it's a new fad they stole from low class soldiers. I've always envisioned it as some kind of renaissance European take on a chonmage (https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Chonmage) especially since they also wear sashimono (https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Sashimono)...but a lot of the rest of their culture and look is pretty clearly France.

Here's an old post that I've only been able to find on archive.org lately that is about 1/3 confirmed RJ stuff and 2/3 pretty good speculation:

https://web.archive.org/web/20110718121323/http://wotfaq.dragonmount.com/node/164 posted:

Posted on October 20th, 2010 by Jennifer Liang
[Richard Boyé, Sam McGee, Pam Korda, Trent Goulding, Linda Antonson]

Obviously, the various countries and nations of Randland draw some the their characteristics from real-world nations and cultures (both current and historical). Here's a list of Randland countries and real-world countries which may have influenced them. The ones labeled "RJ" are ones which have been stated/confirmed by RJ. The rest are just reasonable speculations.



Aes Sedai: Aes Sedai organization is based on the way convents were organized between 1000 and 1800 AD. (RJ) Also, the Aes Sedai seem to have an "ecclesiastical" hierarchy, with the Hall of the Tower and the Amyrlin Seat being similar in nature to the College of Cardinals and the Pope. The current split in the Tower and election of two Amyrlins is similar to the Great Schism of the Roman Catholic Church (1378-1415), when two Popes claimed authority over the Church [Robert Dahm].


Aiel: Cheyenne, Apache, Zulu, Bedouin, Japanese, Berbers (RJ); See section 3.13.


Altara: Italy; a loose confederacy of semi-autonomous regions beneath a weak monarch. The capital city contains elements of a much, much older city (Rome) complete with large public hippodromes (race tracks), the diet is heavily into seafoods and cheeses, the culture is outdoorsy and seems evocative of Mediterranean life. The people are dark-haired, dark-eyed and have "olive" complexions, which also suggests Southern Europeans. The makeup of the capital city Ebou Dar, with its strong guilds, use of both canals and streets, and frequent and uninhibited public celebrations, is reminiscent of Venice.


Amadicia: The fashions (gathers of ringlets, deep shady bonnets, bows on the women, high crowned hats and long coats for the men) seem vaguely suggestive of the Commonwealth Period of England, when the Puritans held sway. This also meshes with the notion that Amadicia is a quasi-theocracy, as they are essentially ruled by a military order of "monks" who seem to encourage a, well, puritanical and pious lifestyle among the populace. They also like to throw accusations of witchery everywhere, not at all unlike the Puritans who moved to North America.


Andor: England, or perhaps Great Britain in a looser sense. The honorable queendom evokes Elizabethan England specifically with its "Cult of the Queen." A few of the names of the noble houses seem to be lifted from Welsh mythology, specifically in the Mabinogion (e.g. House Arawn). The names of the current Royal Family are deeply steeped in Arthuriana, (e.g. Morgase [Morgause], Elayne [Elaine], Gawyn [Gawain]).


Arad Doman: Arabic cultures as well as Iran specifically (strictly speaking, Iranians are not Arabs); firstly, the word "arab" is almost present in the name "Arad Doman." Some of the characters' last names seem Arabic in theme (e.g. Sharif, Eriff, Zeffar), as well as some of their first names (e.g. Alsalam, Rashad). The capital city is Bandar Eban, a great port. In Iran, one of their larger maritime cities is Bandar Ebbas. Further, in Arad Doman one can find the Terhana Library, one of the three greatest in the world. Tehran, capital of modern day Iran, was a famed center of Islamic learning. However, the lacquered sticks, sursa, used as eating implements are chopsticks by any other name, and common throughout Asia.


Arafel: Arafel seems to be similar to Saldaea in that it seems to evoke certain peoples of the Black Sea and Asia Minor region. The horse culture of these peoples is alluded to by the fact that Arafellin are said "to love their horses like children." Also, the capital city of Arafel is Shol Arbela. Arbela was a regional capital of the Persians, a place of military historical significance (Alexander defeated the Persian Emperor, Darius III, there). Also, the name might be an allusion to Amrafel, who was the king of "Shinar," which was a biblical name for the lands ruled by Babylon. See Saldaea.


Cairhien: France, with a dash of Japan. The noblewomen's fashions seem to be somewhat reminiscent of the clothing from the Eighteenth century; high curled coiffures, full wide skirts and ruffs of lace. The Court of Louis XIV was called the Court of the Sun King. Cairhienin symbology is all about the sun, i.e. Sun Palace, Sun Throne. Furthermore, the prevalence of Daes Dae'mar calls to mind the lethal intrigues at the Court of Versailles (Affair of the Poisons, anyone?). The officers and noblemen wear con on their backs, small pennants attached to a short staff, which were also seen in feudal Japan. Japan is the "Land of the Rising Sun," Cairhien is the "Hill of the Golden Dawn," and its symbol is a rising sun.


Illian: Illian has something of a "Greek-Mediterranean" feel to it. Some of the names certainly follow a Hellenic pattern (e.g. Stepaneos, Demitrides). The King of Illian wears the "Laurel Crown," an allusion to the crowns of laurels awarded at the ancient Olympic Games. "Illian" itself is a take-off on "Illium," a name for Troy during the Classical Age. Lastly, the Illianer Companions seems to be a reference to the Macedonian hetairoi (meaning 'companions' in Greek), which were a prestigious order of mounted warriors that served the ruling house. Any decent scholar of military history such as RJ would know about the hetairoi. The bees on the flag seem to evoke the bees that were common in the heraldry of Napoleonic France.


Land of Madmen: Australia?


Malkier: Tibet, Nepal. A country of spectacular natural beauty nestled high in the mountains. The ki'san (dots) painted in the center of the brows of the women could either be an allusion to the Hindu practice, or to some representations of the Buddha; an overall thematic feel reminiscent of the countries near the Himalayas. John Stopford adds, "Malkier and Tibet have both disappeared under an evil empire that swallowed them up without reason, leaving behind one last leader as a touchstone for the kingdom itself."


Mayene: Cities of Hanseatic League, Venice, Genoa (RJ); Also, many of the Mayener names seem to carry a French flavor (e.g. Bertain Gallenne, Evonne), and "Mayene" itself seems to be a take-off on "Mayenne," an extinct French estate.


Saldaea: "a number of Middle Eastern cultures and several cultures in countries surrounding the Black Sea" (RJ) This is most directly recognizable in the "horse-culture" of Saldaea, which is evocative of many nomadic peoples of the Asian steppes. The name itself is similar to "Chaldaea," a section of the Assyrian and Babylonian empires. Place names are suggestive. Davram Bashere is "Lord of Bashere, Tyr and Sidona." Bashir was a place in Central Asia, and Tyre and Sidon were cities in modern day Lebanon, Tyre being the place of origin of "Tyrean purple." More flavorings come in their first names, such as "Tenobia," which is similar to "Zenobia," a historical queen of the ancient kingdom of Palmyra, which was in the region. Physically, Saldaeans can be seen to resemble the Mongols, excepting the red-haired, green-eyed rarities like Sheriam.


Sea Folk: A combination of allusions. The people were initially described much as Sub-Saharan Africans (tight, curly hair, dark skin tones), but later versions have them with long, straight black hair, which coupled with the dark complexions, silk garments and the medallions on chains attached to noserings seems to evoke India more than anything else. The intricately knotted sashes used to connote rank and station resemble Japanese obi (kimono sashes).


Seanchan: Imperial China, Imperial Japan, Persian Empire, Ottoman and Byzantine Empire. (RJ); The lacquer work of the Seanchan seems to be inspired by the Far East, the Emperor/Empress that is too magnificent for commoners to gaze upon is a concept borrowed from Japan. The phrase "Ever Victorious Army" was actually in use in Japan during one point of its history. Persian Empire: The Crystal Throne that inspires awe is a direct allusion to a Persian epic story. Ancient Egypt: pleated linen clothing, the tonsured heads, the patterns on Suroth's gown (symbols within cartouche-like ovals) which could be visualized as resembling hieroglyphics. WH provides even more cultural flavorings, including Greek names (Tuon's middle name is "Kore" [an ancient name for the Greek Goddess Persephone] and Selucia [Selucid Kingdom]), and Egyptian names (Neferi [Nefertiti]).


Shara: Africa in a macro-sense. The name "Shara" seems similar to "Sahara," and another name for Shara, "Kigali" is an actual place in Africa (capital of Rwanda). Furthermore, the two Sharans we have met were described as "African" in appearance, with tight, curly hair and dark skins. The silk production, "Silk Path" (Silk Road) and closed port cities are allusions, however, to Imperial China.


Shienar: Japan; the restrained, formal aesthetic, the communal genderless bathing rooms, the haiku-type poetry recited by Lan, the topknots of the warriors. Also, a dollop of Medieval Feudal Europe, notably the castle towns and the mounted warriors in full plate armor (knights by any other name), and the idealized courtesy and respect toward women (chivalry). Continuing a theme in the names for the Borderland nations, the name "Shienar" seems to be an allusion to "Shinar," a biblical name for Babylon.


Tarabon: Arabic cultures. The word "arab" is contained in the name "Tarabon," the veils seem to be reminiscent of certain Arabic societies, although in Tarabon they are unisex. The flattened cylindrical hats worn by the men are essentially the same type of hat as a 'fez,' popular in North African Arabic countries. The architecture has a Middle Eastern flavor; minarets and peaked domes, pointed arches.


Tear: Spain (nobility); the names of some of the High Lords have a distinct Iberian flavor (e.g. Estanda, Carlomin, Rosana) as do the names of some of their houses (e.g. House Saniago [Santiago]), their fashions seem to be reminiscent of Renaissance Spain (full skirted gowns with wide lace ruffs, puffy sleeved coats, oiled beards and moustaches). The armor and military équipage of the Tairen Defenders of the Stone are described as sounding very similar to the military équipage of the Spanish Conquistadores, notably the crested, rimmed helmets. The lower classes, on the other hand, seem to be very Asian in feel; some of the names (e.g. Juilin, Siuan, Huan), and some of their clothing; flattened conical straw hats, ties instead of buttons, wooden platforms for the feet as well as the usage of bamboo. But also some of the lower class members' names seem very Spanish as well (e.g. Sanche [Sanchez], Mecandes [Mecandez]).


Two Rivers: As part of Andor, the Duopotamians are fittingly modeled after the auld English country folk, presenting the fabled (and not all that accurate) picture of the joys of simple rural society. The use of longbows is a clear reference to the famous English bowmen that whupped French rear end in the 14th century (and each others' rear end in the next, but anyway).
RJ has said in interviews, "I live in the Two Rivers - check a map!" Charleston, South Carolina (RJ's hometown) nestles in the fork of the Cooper and Ashley rivers. [Michael Brown]



Whitecloaks: Teutonic Knights (RJ).
In March of 2000, Paul Ward received a letter from RJ in which he listed what some of the regional accents of Randland sound like:

Two Rivers - Irish/English
Illianers - Dutch
Aiel - somewhat Slavic
Tairen - Spanish
Domani - Indian
Saldaean - Egyptian/North African
Seanchan - Texas

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Hieronymous Alloy posted:

Yeah, that's the key to Mat's character, that I'm not sure Sanderson ever fully picked up on. Mat doesn't want to be responsible but when the chips are down he is.

The scenes in Book 5 or so where Mat starts leading the Band during the Seige of Cairhien are some of the best in the book for exactly that reason. It's the Prince Hal fantasy.

In fairness to Sanderson, Mat was transitioning to doing his unbeatable TV luck + old general knowledge combo on purpose all throughout book 11, which is the last one RJ did alone. I do agree that Sanderson didn't really seem to get Mat, but I think trying to write him at the the tail end of this long-time-coming genuine character development was a big ask.

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I agree that Egwene is morally reprehensible but a good character in the sense that the story, especially the plot, greatly benefits from having her do what she does.

A useful thing the show will have a chance to do is to flesh out one or more of the female characters (some combo of book Moiraine/Egwene/Nynaeve/Cadasune maybe, but mostly Egwene) into being a reborn badass in her own right. Latra Posae (went against Lews Therin in the Strike Against Shayol Ghul) or Eldrene (Queen of Manetheren) would be a good candidates as they both have canonical legends that are not super fleshed out with plenty of room for TV embellishments. Egwene suffered from being too much of a plot vehicle/super magical girl placeholder in the books, and she didn't have the cover of insanity/being super TV/reborn etc. that the boys did. She also had to deal with some of the other less-well-written female characters in one of the more poorly written dynamics. I don't think the show will improve on a lot of things, but this is definitely an area that's ripe for it.

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Brolander posted:

good old Great vs. Good

Yeah I mean, if anything, the real problem with the character is that I don't think she was supposed to be written as morally reprehensible in the way she turned out to be. Part of the unhelpful dissonance is that it seems accidental rather than intentional. She doesn't get the attention to development that Rand does to make her occasional trip into unempathetic sociopathy consistent with the rest of her actions, and she certainly doesn't seem wracked with the guilt that Rand feels (at least until he goes full Darth Rand). But it is good to have a female counterpart to him that actually gets poo poo done in a way that is not being obvious Deus Ex Machina/Lady-Gandalf/Moiraine.

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Osmosisch posted:

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ChickenWing posted:

saidar is stored in the boobs

What about saidin? I'm guessing it resides in well turned calves.

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Thom actor has a legit moustache and beard in The Last Kingdom (in which he's a viking rear end in a top hat). I actually didn't recognize him clean shaven.

Loial actor is 6'3" so not tiny, but it's gonna be CGI/camera perspective shenanigans to make him look right. He's apparently a pretty decent physical comedy guy so hopefully that translates to the role in a good way - super large dude interacting with tiny furniture and table settings etc.

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Old Kentucky Shark posted:

Those were good. I got really annoyed at the whole “super noble only good at making gates ashaman “ because if you’ve ever read any of his other books that is pure Sanderson and sticks out like a sore thumb on rereads.

Androl was in winter's heart, he's a creation of RJ. Sanderson just ran with his gateway talent.

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silvergoose posted:

Because then they'll be able to put some menacing aura-that-isn't-actually-visible around True Power wielders.
Y'know...or both!

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Data Graham posted:

That the flames. Flames. Flames ... at the side of their face. Heaving breaths, heaving — breathing, breath — heavi- channeling

:golfclap:

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bloom posted:

It's a safe bet that Jordan had something in mind for Fain though, at least originally. Could be an idea he had that never got developed further, but there was no reason to have Fain hang around as long as he did just for a completely pointless minor role in the Last Battle.

I assumed he and the ways were going to be involved in cleansing Saidin at some point. Then after that turned out to be wrong I figured there'd be a cool showdown between him and Shaidar Haran at some point. Then he turned into a wet fart of a baddy. Would have been better to have been killed more meaningfully earlier.

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Soonmot posted:

Yeah but Perrin has said to her, multiple times, that he's not interested in Berelin, and Faile is all, "well he hasn't screamed at me or tried to spank me yet, so he must be lying".

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Spek posted:

He was supposed to have drawn too much? I thought Rand incinerated him with the Eye before heading off to murder trollocs/argue with Ishamael.

Either way the power use in the first book in general feels a bit incongruent with the later stuff at times.

Moiraine stepping over the walls of Baerlon.
Moiraine using a staff as a focus but no other channeler ever doing similar (outside of specific weaves like Moiraine's scrying using her keseira), and her never bothering to replace it after discarding it because of the Ways.
Healing people apparently giving you the ability to feel where they are which I vaguely think maybe comes up once or twice later but considering how much healing goes on and how often people are looking for each other it should come up very often

I'm sure there's a few other tidbits I don't remember at the moment and I know these have all been fanwanked away in one way or another but it always feels a bit off on re-reads to me.

I agree it feels less part of the system that RJ lays out on the rest of the books, but I think at least some of that is intentional. It's the only book where you get the perspective of someone who knows jack poo poo about channeling and almost no first person perspective from people who can see weaves. That poo poo is impressive and scary to normies.

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Yeah, Jordan always cuts away from the actual sex having, but it's pretty obvious that Lanfear dream-rapes all the TV boys.

She definitely interrupts Rand's normal 3-way pond dreams to do it at least once.

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Anias posted:

With jordan's penchant for fading to black, it's unclear exactly what level of sex lanfear and any particular character engaged in, but that's sort of moot. INVADING DREAMS is certainly a non-consensual rape part, and all the dreamers do that on the regular. They're not good people.

Yeah, this is more what I meant in my original comment. Regardless of the "physical" circumstances of the dream invasions, the fact that they're sexual and absent of the possibility of consent makes them pretty blatantly rape. Dream penises don't have to go in dream vaginas.

Invading another person's dreams for any reason is arguably rape, but Lanfear's shenanigans are straightforwardly so.

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She looks like she could open palm slam Cenn Buie into the Winespring for foolish talk. Well played casting director.

aparmenideanmonad
Jan 28, 2004
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Yeah Winter's Heart is a slog but With the Choedan Kal is probably one of the best payoff chapters in the entire series. I like it better than the series ending chapters tbqh.

EDIT: Last 3 chapters of TSR are probably the best.

aparmenideanmonad
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silvergoose posted:

Well I guess it was nice chatting about my favorite piece of fiction with y'all.

There are neither beginnings nor endings to the wheel of shitposting. But it was *an* ending.

aparmenideanmonad
Jan 28, 2004
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They cast Valda and the older Bornhald. Considering Valda is barely mentioned in the first few books other than as Bornhald Jr's commanding officer who is hanging around Tar Valon causing trouble, what do you want to bet they're going to compress Byar, Bornhald Jr and Valda into a single character?

Weird to cast him for the first season otherwise - his character isn't even "on screen" until LoC.

https://www.tor.com/2020/07/01/the-wheel-of-time-has-cast-two-whitecloak-leaders/

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Prairie Bus posted:

For what it’s worth Hurin was part of the prophecy of the Dragon, right? One of the “five ride forth,” if I’m remembering right. Reminds me that one of my favorite bits of writing is at the very end of The Great Hunt (I think), when the language becomes lofty and poetic, talking about the legend of the Dragon.

I don't know enough about the relevant mythology, but I distinctly remember recognizing this 5 - 1 thing from The Dark Is Rising sequence by Susan Cooper, which is a heavily Welsh/Briton/Arthurian legend influenced fantasy YA series where a line from one of the good-guy prophecies is that "five will return, and one will go alone". It healthily predates WoT so I was always curious about whether it was a shared source, a hat tip to the series, or just coincidence. Not curious enough to actually find out on my own though, obviously.

Also, merging or getting rid of Hurin/Sandar will totally ruin the multiple jokes about confusing the characters that RJ wrote into the text, but I would forgive the producers nonetheless.

And making Valda a PoC is a clutch move - see the how to handle the obvious children = fantasy KKK??? for mass media discussion a dozen pages back or so.

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VAGENDA OF MANOCIDE posted:

On the other hand, he will be raping Morgase.
I can only hope that if the show gets that far into the books they'll find a more tasteful way to give Galad official motivation to take him down. I assume it will get dumped long before we have to worry about it though!

aparmenideanmonad fucked around with this message at 05:13 on Jul 3, 2020

aparmenideanmonad
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Data Graham posted:

Excuse me I think the term is “terminal moiraine”

:golfclap:

aparmenideanmonad
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VAGENDA OF MANOCIDE posted:

Doesn't he figure out a way to flicker back and forth between T'A'R and reality?

Yeah, he escapes from TAR on his own and then later surprises the poo poo out of Slayer toward the end of their ongoing duel when he follows him in and out of the dream on his own, but it is rather late in the game by then. He gets several portals in and out up to that point - when Lanfear/Cyndane is helping him she even foreshadows his ability by refusing to make him a portal and saying he has to learn to do it by himself.

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CainsDescendant posted:

I'm getting close to halfway through the fires of heaven and it feels like pretty much every chapter so far has been either Elayne or Nynaeve and I'm starting to pull my hair out. I

Stop tugging your braid so hard.

aparmenideanmonad
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Spek posted:


Slayer should have utterly destroyed Perrin back then based on what we see him able to do.


Whatever the TAR version of training with weighted clothing is, I just assume Slayer was doing that after he got his rear end kicked by Perrin the first time. It makes the anime ending work better at least.

aparmenideanmonad
Jan 28, 2004
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The Grinwell parents have been cast along with some new character called Dana, so at least some of the Caemlyn road sequence is happening. The casting call for Else is gonna be fun - I bet they just have them stare at a shirtless guy and react.

https://www.cbr.com/wheel-of-time-casts-three-more-characters/amp/

aparmenideanmonad
Jan 28, 2004
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Isn't the plan to have Aes Sedai retire into the Kin and get released from their oaths and the death sentence that entails? I mean, of course, Elayne always gets to be the exception to everything, but they're going to have plenty of old lady channelers around either way.

aparmenideanmonad
Jan 28, 2004
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You make up names for 1000 people and see how it works out!

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aparmenideanmonad
Jan 28, 2004
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All sitters better get used to the taste of sheep dip or whatever the gently caress she used to wash out disrespectful mouths.

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