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Cavauro
Jan 9, 2008

what wrestler hates fuggin the most?

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Cavauro
Jan 9, 2008

CHaKKaWaKka posted:

I have a Big Van Vader related question. Is Big his first name, or is "Big Van" his nickname and Vader his name?

His name is the space between "Big" and "Van", and the "BigVan Vader" surrounding it is decorative symbols that look like letters

Cavauro
Jan 9, 2008

i guess i would use "New in town" Luke Wilcox. Bye

Cavauro
Jan 9, 2008

Maybe it was Melina. She refused to have sex witgh Mick Foley even though he called her beautiful, which really got his goat

Cavauro
Jan 9, 2008

Big Daddy V

sorry, just realized it's not an all-time tournament. Big Daddy V died after farting really big and bad on YouTube.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=KmJTzPy8L5E

Cavauro
Jan 9, 2008

Cheex. i'll be posting more nominations later

Cavauro
Jan 9, 2008

paul roma today would be pretty much the same as MJF

Cavauro
Jan 9, 2008

It's realistic for Flair to be a dad at 16 but I doubt they were going to try that at any point

Cavauro
Jan 9, 2008

danny hodge could crush a scrotum with his bare eyelid

Cavauro
Jan 9, 2008

mark henry's current world record that still stands from 1995 seems partially disputed in that some places classify him under the 308+ weight class where he held the record from 1995 to 2010. meanwhile other records go with 'SHW' where he still does hold the record. i don't know what In the gently caress but the web site with SHW on it looks better. I guess that seals the deal

Cavauro
Jan 9, 2008

the most dangerous move is running into the ropes not knowing what to do when you get there, especially if they aren't wwe-style and they're just deadly elevator cables or something with a thin layer of rubber ontop

Cavauro
Jan 9, 2008

that reminds me of the late 90s when chris jericho kept a list of all his matches and there weren't any good resources to just find that stuff about most people. so it was very cool to look at. But later on he stopped because he got mad online

Cavauro
Jan 9, 2008

terry funk is up there, starting in 1965 and winning the ecw title in 97. gonna assume that counts since during that time it would be more credible than anything in america today other than wwe and aew in terms of business notoriety

Cavauro fucked around with this message at 11:33 on Oct 11, 2019

Cavauro
Jan 9, 2008

mike sharpe had a similar obsessive mind to that of a guy like chris benoit. then he went into the training business which is a terrible idea for a person with ocd and who was generally a perfectionist. it somehow worked out well. if he had received just a few more concussions it may not have.

Cavauro
Jan 9, 2008

i remember security cam footage of him pulling out his penis to pee right there in front of a woman with curly hair and she said, "and they call you the big show?"

Cavauro
Jan 9, 2008

the apron area of the ring, where the mat meets the side, is the hardest part of the ring. it also makes for a dramatic place to do big moves because the opponent tends to then fly or fall off onto the floor, which is more visually interesting than laying on the mat.

Cavauro
Jan 9, 2008

it's immensely harder than the rest of the ring as there is not anywhere for excess energy to go on one side. if you take a bump on the apron it heats up to 485-525 degrees fahrenheit for up to two full seconds depending on the strength of the impact.

Cavauro
Jan 9, 2008

the story goes vince wanted her to be pregnant with his child, and when she said no, he shifted it to being shane's child because he thought age was the issue. She also said no to that

Cavauro
Jan 9, 2008

well technically in memphis they were bobwire matches, and the harrowing threat of bobwire was enough. no body actually used it

Cavauro
Jan 9, 2008

I hate Austin!

Cavauro
Jan 9, 2008

30 dollar plywood guitar is all over the map but i wanted to put it on the table

Cavauro
Jan 9, 2008

found this on an angelfire page to help my friends

quote:

jericho's debut theme is quite a bit different from what it would eventually become. it was altered in extremely minor ways probably 4 or 5 times. here are the original lyrics from right after the "Countdown to the Millennium"


you go ahead bitch
break the wall down
for those about to blow (NOT incorrect - was changed later)
what you know (NOT incorrect - was changed later)
baby you know you're judas and i'm your priest
baby what i got is not from the least
bring it to the stage and the rage of the beast
step in the arena and break the wall down (x2)

for those about to rock
check the clock (NOT incorrect - was changed later)
for those who think they got it (NOT incorrect - was changed later)
they know they don't (NOT incorrect - was changed later)
when i get on the stage (NOT incorrect - was changed later)
i'm in a rage (NOT incorrect - was changed later)
step in the arena and break the wall down

Cavauro
Jan 9, 2008

after reading the website guestbook i see that there is a disagreement about the above lyrics for the original version of chris jericho's wwe theme music. unfortunately this paints it in a new and untrustworthy light. please disregard and keep searching for answers.

Cavauro
Jan 9, 2008

i apologize but I must side with the guestbook. I've said too much. Shield me from this terror

Cavauro
Jan 9, 2008

John Kronus

Cavauro
Jan 9, 2008

He passed out sometime after the match and went into a coma because of complications from blood flow and brain swelling, and died after 9 days in the hospital.

Cavauro
Jan 9, 2008

He's gone.

Cavauro
Jan 9, 2008

haheah. the proportions are all off on that piece of poo poo.

Cavauro
Jan 9, 2008

my monitor has a matte screen and does not reflect anything. gently caress this. plus i was using it to type on here. got any more clever remarks.

Cavauro
Jan 9, 2008

seth rollins in aew or njpw

Cavauro
Jan 9, 2008

in mid-air, rvd would plunge a screwdriver into his abdomen right before landing on the opponent in order to do more damage. the screwdriver handle would strike the opponent very hard, and be pushed all the way inside of rvd so that there was no evidence of wrongdoing afterward. he would briefly suffer the aftereffect of extreme pain before making the cover.

Cavauro
Jan 9, 2008

sometimes a cat will fake its own death and hire a lookalike actor cat to take its place. the cat will drop subtle hints that it's taken place so keep an eye (and ear) out

Cavauro
Jan 9, 2008

does anyone have some good secret wrestling info that not a lot of people know about?

Cavauro
Jan 9, 2008

nice. keep em coming

Cavauro
Jan 9, 2008

what rwestler do you think drinks a lot of pop? drinks a lot of soda

Cavauro
Jan 9, 2008

if that guy drank a lot of pop he probly would have drank that sprite. ASSUMING sprite is a pop. i don't know. i'm talking about soda for you non northern/eastern kentuckians. moscow mitch

Cavauro
Jan 9, 2008

maybe jake hager or corey graves. jake's real name is donald hager by the way. don't know why they didn't go with that

Cavauro
Jan 9, 2008

nah his njpw theme was way too racist

Cavauro
Jan 9, 2008

don't know if this helps but you could try spelling it in all the different ways you can come up with. i searched Booblelu Glanna and it came up with a few pornography links. keep on trucking

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Cavauro
Jan 9, 2008

the two biggest technical wrestling gods of the early 2000s were benoit and bryan danielson and it was because they were so crisp, consistent, and flowed everything together in a way that looked like there was little to no wasted movement. i'm not sure who came along and turned technical wrestling into the grapevine gang

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