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I think we're overthinking the whole Invisible Sun thing a bit too much. It's clearly taking elements from an Inside Out fanfic.
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I was trying to place what this image was trying to say to me. Now I can confidently say that it's a PoV "Annoyed Picard" meme. I don't know what to do with this information.
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I appreciate that "bird" is the unit used to determine the size of individual Stack chunks.
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Mors Rattus posted:She's patented her proprietary tech behind the bioneural internal power system using the trade name "Azoth." I know next-to-nothing about Promethean outside of this writeup. Is this just a big coinkydink or is she in the process of creating an Extempore? Or is that something that's left to the GM?
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Mors Rattus posted:His Bane is a cup completely filled with coins, each donated by a difference source, with the air gaps filled by liquid taken from the bodily fluids of at least four agents of chaos. As far as banes go, "cup of pennies that four people pissed in" seems to be both the weirdest and possibly easiest to acquire.
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PurpleXVI posted:I feel like the characterization of the Angels is a bit inconsistent. Like how one fell because he had an intrusive thought about going outside, meanwhile this one cleaner lady is actively coming closer and closer to sabotaging the GM because she desires increased challenge?
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Since the Matrix is just a bunch of dead technomancers, I suppose it could make sense.
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Gun Jam posted:Whoa. 5e? I think? I last played 4e so I'm not sure but I did catch this tidbit from our Shadowrun thread.
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I don't see how Jenna's games garner such hype and so many devoted fans. The Reddit community surrounding Chuubo's is particularly cult-like and all of the Glitch snippets I read feel like there is an element that I'm missing which, if found, would make everything suddenly make sense.
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I have been informed that it's now October and thus time to do horrifying things. New Horizon Part 1: Once more unto the breach If you're a somewhat regular reader, you may have seen my coverage of Knights & Legends. This is the designer's second try. The original K&L has been removed from online distribution for an eventual reworking to "Ludens 2.0", the system backing New Horizon. Like our last go round, there will be regressive and/or gross content. As before, pairs of quotation marks will generally denote small snippets of text pulled directly from the book, formatting, capitalization, punctuation and all. Everything you see in these updates will be typed by hand. We are assured that this is a feature and not a bug, because the table of contents that lists only chapter titles and page numbers is more than enough to find your way around. Who needs text search or copy/paste in 2019? So what should you expect from this freshly redesigned core system? Severed limbs. Impairing debilities and illnesses. Parry and counter systems. A family tree. Levels and equipment statistics. Exciting and unique new enemies like goblins, ghouls, and succubi. Standard game mechanics that were not present in the first game. The family tree could be interesting. I mean, it isn't really, but it could have been. We'll get to that. If you happen to have run through the story of Knights & Legends, New Horizon takes place 50 years after that. I have no desire to retread that ground and the only existing reviews seem to be on RPG Geek so head over there if you're curious. There's a bit of text here discussing the formation of the new nation of Etheros. Its description is stuck after the introduction and not in the world nations chapter for reasons. Sir Calban's (a plot armor dude from one of the previous adventures) wife who does not deserve a name "was chosen to rule as sovereign queen; Under others." I'm not quite sure what that means. Is the sovereign queen subordinate to others? Is this a hosed up way of saying she was the first but there have been others since? I could see it going either way. Following that are some gaming guidelines. You know what? Here you go. Have an image.  I think I sort of implied last time that the published adventures were a bit railroady, to put it lightly. This time we've got an Adventure Teller, multiple Custom Actors, and etiquette rules that are player-facing only. I think it speaks for itself. After those guidelines, we see the standard section that outlines what you need. Luckily, there are only two things - a set of polyhedrals and a black-and-white printer. You use the printer to print off exactly four character sheets. Rounding out the "How to Play" section is a recommendation to take a 15 minute break per hour and a few paragraphs under a "Freedom of Choice" heading. Those are a bit interesting - the players may make choices that detract from the story so you should modify the story to keep it on track. That apparently takes us through the first four entries in the ToC - Introduction, Story, Concept, and How to Play. The only header that is present in the entire book seems to be "Introduction". If there are weird typesetting people in the audience, Introduction would be like a \chapter in LaTeX while Concept (see the image above for reference) would be more like a \subsection and Story would just go unmarked. So finding things may be a bit less of a treat than I was promised. I'm going to skip character creation and talk about nations now because that makes the most sense. Nations are sandwiched smack dab between races and the family tree system. In short - go read the Knights & Legends entry in the archive. Here are the differences - an apocalypse seems to have happened and worms are no longer present in the list of fauna per nation. The Vancroft leader has changed, now being some dude with the unfortunate name of Marcus Sextus. Kenjiwah is still ruled by the dude that you were forced to kill in one of the old adventurers. And Khimesh is even more  than it was last time, adding a centuries-old story regarding the capture of two orcish children as gifts to a king of one of the several kingdoms of white dudes. Said king was disgusted by those beasts so they're slaves now.That takes us up to page 7 and the start of character creation. We'll cover that all on its own. I promise, more backwards thinking will be coming soon. Flail Snail fucked around with this message at 12:52 on Oct 10, 2019 |
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New Horizon Part 2: Who are you? Who who, who who? I hope you're ready for this. Despite the previous section ending off with the text "Next, is the character creation tutorial.", we don't really start off with one. We get a definition for CA, a few of the steps we'll take when we create our character (but not the first, notably, just a few steps from somewhere in the middle of the process), and text that is trying to be profound or flowery but comes off as broken. I don't want to highlight all of the writing issues because that would involve  . I'll do one more just to reiterate what you'd be dealing with if you were reading this book.Health & Wellness posted:Just like any living being, a CA, will be prone to feel, hunger, pain, thirst, and in some occasions, vulnerable to impairing illnesses and diseases. First, it's depressing me that this is getting easier to read. Second, there aren't rules for any of this. There are effects - each race has a line talking about meals and liters of water per day - but that's about it unless those effects are applied on your first day of fasting. No time period after which starvation or dehydration set in. Nothing I've seen regarding actually catching the diseases enumerated later in the book. Keep in mind not being able to do a text search is a feature, so it's not like I can just Ctrl+F "Hepatitis V" (yes, really). But that's neither here nor there. Let's create a character. Ready for some more ?"In New Horizon, both genders of all races, share neutral stats. But don't worry! That neutrality will be adjusted once you pick a class." . . . "Each race, possess male and female characteristics. That's how the ezorian gods wished them to be." Moving on. Before we can name our character, we need to pick a race. Enumerating this weird take at nutrition is not compelling so let's snip those unless we see something fun. The races we can choose from are human, dwarf (which, just like in Knights & Legends, benefits from "ticker" skin), elf, orc, and the brand new valkin (or Homo-Angeli, as the text points out). That last is represented by an uncomfortably busty lady. We learn that elves turn into trees when they die but you can delay that using an herbal concoction for some reason. Let's go with female orc. We take additional damage from fire and lightning sources. We don't need to drink much and we can withstand bacterial infections and parasitic diseases but we require at least three kilograms of meat a day. We write down 5 for our stats and circle 1 for our level. We need a name and I know just where to get one - the official character creation supplement. Picking the only orcish name from the list, our name is Sha'Quita. We can choose to be from any nation but I'll go with Khimesh because that's the arid home that our savage race hails from. Now we need to fill out our family tree. We do so by rolling 1d6 for the one stat that we'll inherit from each of our parents - Str for men and Wis for women. I got 6 and 5, but we have to subtract 1 from each because that'll totally protect us from an infinitely rising stat boost. Religion doesn't matter too much mechanically so we'll pick "ancient gods". Moral Code seems to be an open-ended text box so I'm going with "gently caress you, pay me". Classes and occupations give a stat increase equal to their level and nothing else so choosing what you want is fairly straightforward. At level 1, we can choose between the warrior, hunter, and shaman classes and farmer, fisher, and bartender occupations. Going first in combat is probably good so I'm going to try for a bit of system mastery and choose hunter for our class and bartender for our occupation for a grand total of +2 Spd. Our status as a bartender grants us some amount of income as well (in w/K$, which I'm assuming means "weeks per Kesc"; higher-level occupations have bigger numbers, which seems like a massive downgrade). I'll be sure to note this at the end. Should we gain some levels, we may need to pay to go to Shinobi School or whatever to gain access to that class. We seem to start off with one skill. At level 1, we can choose between pierce, fireball, and heal. These each cost 2 AP to use and we coincidentally begin with 2 AP. We're going with heal because healing half of your HP every three turns sounds neat. We need to pay for access to higher-level skills once they become available. And now, every gamer's favorite section - playing dress-up. There's a short list of combined arms/armor and another list of "secondary gear". We haven't been given money yet and the sample character has written three things down so we'll do similar. Sha'Quita is equipped with chainmail, leather armor, and an axe, for a grand total of +2 End, -1 Spd, and +1 Str. After equipment are a few other item lists. The inventory system is weird, to put it lightly. It's like Minecraft but your inventory is limited to three stacks of three. The sample character bought a selection of potions and ended up with $25 of his $500. Let's just keep our money because none of it is priced. If we had chosen a bow (or we were level three and thus had access to a flintlock), we'd need to buy a "Steel Arrow Quiver" or a "Lead Pallets" and keep that item in our fourth "special item" slot. Since we don't have one of those, we could instead buy something like a firebomb, lantern, or bear trap. I don't know how much they cost. Sha'Quita will eventually receive a title for her actions. Titles provide a bonus to influencing someone if titles mean something to them. This amounts to a +1 or +2 depending on the rarity of the title and it seems like you can only have one "active" at a time. Despite us not actually beginning our quest, we seem to start with the title of Adventurer. Finally, the second most important number in a game that only has combat rules - hit points. We start with 50 and then add 2d20. in Sha'Quita's case, we end up with 82. With that, we've reached the end of character creation and we definitely have a collection of numbers. quote:Sha'Quita the female orc hunter is of fit build with brown hair, green skin, and black hair. She forces people to call her "Adventurer". Following character creation is a bit on combat. I can't bear to write more so we'll put that off for now.
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New Horizon Part 3: Beating things up and other activities Last time we figured up what all of our numbery things were. Now we're going to determine how to use them. But first, I must admit to making a giant mistake when creating our character. We can't be female. Given the absence of a blank printable family tree form and the placement of Str and Wis next to various boxes in the image below, I have to assume that men go on the left side and women go on the right. I'll also make a note now about Bloodline X-factor. It's not mentioned in the text and you pass on the relevant modifier from your parent without modification so I guess it's just vestigial text.  This wouldn't be the first time I made a mistake - I purchased this product, after all. Change a few adjectives on the blurb from the last update. Choose new pronouns. The sole orc name remains Sha'Quita so that can stay. Combat is simple. Roll 1d4 + Spd (>= 9) if you want to run away. Compare Spd to determine who goes first. Roll 1d8 + Str for physical attacks or + Wis for magical. Subtract the target's End or Spi (physical/magical, respectively) and you get how much damage the target takes. You start with half of your AP and spend them to use skills. These hit automatically, which is making the 2d20 fireball look pretty nice. But then you look at our hit point total and realize that Sha'Quita can heal 41.5 damage pretty much at-will. After being spent, AP come back one per turn up to your max. That's it for basic combat. If you want to break out the advanced combat rules, there are a handful. Selective targeting allows you to target one of four body parts to inflict some kind of effect instead of dealing damage. I suspect these exist to expand the number of polyhedrals used - you roll a d12 to target the head, d8 for torso, d4 for hands, and d10 for legs. You don't add anything to the die roll and you have to beat a threshold so it's pure chance. Dodge is mostly useless. You can try to dodge any physical attack using this bit of language: "the blow can be evaded by rolling 1d6, and nailing a result that added to the character's SPD, will equal 11, or greater." Roundabout way of saying 1d6 + Spd >= 11. Look back at Sha'Quita's stats. He's got a Spd of 6, 7 if he removes his armor. His speed is absolutely maxed at first level. If you had not done the dumb thing I did with my class/occupation choice, you could be rocking a 4 and have absolutely no chance or a 5 and succeed only on a 6. I guess it's a free action so no harm in trying. Alternately, we could try parrying. We're too low level to actually have a shield, though. Assuming we had one, we'd take another hit to Spd. You can only attempt to parry if your Spd score is higher than your attacker's. The slowest thing in the bestiary has a Spd of 5. This includes a dwarf in full plate armor and a giant metal shield. You do the deed by rolling 1d6 + Spd and trying to get at least 10. Sha'Quita could do it with some difficulty using his new modified Spd of 5 or 6 but a less optimal speedyboi would stand no chance. After a successful parry, you counter with 1d8 damage. You don't add your Str to this. It's unclear if the opponent subtracts their End. There is one final section tangentially related to inflicting damage. New Horizon devotes an entire page to destroying items. Again, it's pure chance. Roll the dice you're told to (none for clay, 1d10 for wood, 1d10+1d20 for iron, and 3d20 for steel) and compare against some number (null, 10, 30, or 50). Succeed or (at the AT's decision, I guess) break your weapon. Between combat rules and the enemy list is a description of travel and the world map. I refer you to the last game for the map - it's the same sort of thing. I did want to mention this bit of inanity, however - "It's recommended, players use metric and imperial systems, to navigate the world, including the universal compass directions." Cool. Use one of the measurement systems everyone knows, not Castilian or Talmudic. I'm not going to cover every enemy in the list but I will say there's an inkling of a neat idea. The various entries show how large the relevant enemy is compared to the sample character. This can be good, bad, or ugly. I'll let you decide. Pardon the document overlay.    One of my biggest complaints are with the gigant and fire drake. "Save or die" sucks. These two take it a step farther, skipping the save bit. The fire drake has an ability that allows it to pay 9 AP to roll 5d20. If it gets two 20s, it instantly kills someone. The gigant has a similar ability with one minor exception. Get three 20s and cause a TPK. Actual phrasing there. "(Causes TPK)". Why you would intentionally add a thing into your game whereby a random roll of the dice means literally start over with new characters, I don't know. You can use the creatures present in this section as random encounters. This could really do with an example as I find it to be completely unusable at the table. When reading the following quote, just keep in mind that all of the enemies fall into one of the enumerated buckets. quote:Recommended Appearance Ratio I suppose if you do the math to turn those all into a "x in 20" scale, you get somewhere in the vicinity of a d20 roll. And now you know every single mechanical thing in the game. That's a good stopping point and takes us up to page 87. The remaining 73-ish pages are world history and the three-act campaign. I have yet to decide how to cover them. There are definitely bits throughout that I'd love to tell you about.
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New Horizon Part 4: History and a bit of adventuring Now that we're getting into some real IP-heavy stuff, I'll refrain from posting large blocks of text. Right off the bat, however, I want to share a bit of text regarding Valery. She was the tutorial character in the original Knights & Legends. Turns out she was more than met the eye. She founded the monolithic church that most people are a part of 350 years ago and then vanished. But not really. She reappeared a year after the last campaign ended, calling herself Omega-V. She was branded a god but that apparently warrants only this footnote. Chapter 1 From here on out, pretty much all of the text is read-aloud. You're here at x o'clock. You see some stuff. You go over there at y o'clock. A pretty white lady with red hair asks you to buy some bread [buy, decline, shop around]. The campaign itself is laid out sort of like an open-world JRPG. Do a bunch of questy stuff. Once you complete it, you're free to gently caress about until you want to continue with more questy stuff. Real heavy stuff. We open on a bustling tavern at 17:50, focusing on the tavern wench wandering about with her breasts almost popping out. Really. We discover one of New Horizon's big innovations here, the Spontaneous Event. That makes them sound neat, as if they're little vignettes you can drop into various places. Here, however, Spontaneous Event basically means "something happens and the players can react". There are three of them before the party tucks in for the night - someone accidentally spills beer and you can decide if you assault and murder a black guy, a wench gets pulled around by her right arm "in what looks like to be a complete uncalled for jest" and you can play the hero or ignore it, and some dude offers you a coin for the drink that you supposedly bought him, which you can deny. Our first sidequest involves getting some harpy talons and bonemeal. This quest shows off the author's love for repeat phrases - "That's when you accidentally step on what appears to be, harpy dung! That's when, you hear a very loud shriek from the top of the cliffs to your right," and two paragraphs later, "That's when you spot one of the harpies". We've also forgotten what we murdered some number of harpies for. Our final blow knocks off some of their pinions, which we gather to complete half of our quest. That just leaves the bonemeal, which is daunting "sense" the merchant asked us to take it from some undead. After a grueling battle with the English language, we re-slay the skeleton of a humanoid warrior and pull off its right feet. We discover our first real quest - emigrate to another nation and find the king's missing wife and child. Keeping in mind the read-aloud states that we've all got 600 kescs and the fare for the boat ride is 300, we decide instead to do a bit of ocean travel by way of grandad's rotten old rowboat because we're poor. This works. We arrive tomorrow morning, greeted by some mourning mist. You narrowly avoid some unidentified floaty light things. There's another black guy we can pry at for information. He's super fat and his "overweight takes its tows on his body". I'm not going to be talking about every single bullet point but I wanted to call out this one now. Skin color isn't mentioned pretty much at all, except for when you're not supposed to like the person (they're black unless the person is royalty) or you're supposed to find them attractive (they're a redheaded white lady). This happens a few times. The quest comes to a close with everyone safe and happy. *ding*, we can now use shields and maybe choose a new class and occupation. Chapter 2 We're asked to head out to a different nation and offered a sum of coin. This is where we're introduced to an old Knights & Legends staple - responses that lead to consequences no one in their right mind could have guessed. This one - "you're camping; you should set a watch." If you set a watch, you get to fight three skeleton knights. If you don't set a watch, the skeleton knight thing doesn't happen and you all contract influenza instead. Turns out you're going to overthrow the dude you helped last time. But first, an angry black man with a nappy afro that you can placate by maybe killing his wife if she's cheating on him. She is! With that other black guy we don't like! You can blackmail them for cash or kill them for less cash. Skip a bunch of pages of read-aloud. You kill or incapacitate the queen, a level 3 stabby lady, and decide to bring her with you. The dude you're with converses with the king in text that's identical to read-aloud ("Sidney, then lashes out! You filthy dog, you aren't fit to be king! After I kill you I'll deal with your heir.") before killing the guy in an epic play-by-play fight that you can't interact with. You feel guilty about the heir maybe dying so you take a vacation to experience therapeutic massages (and maybe bring some girls home) in Kenjiwah. Chapter 3 We learn that the floaty orb things are aliens from Xanadu, our moon. We get to fight a group of them now.  Luckily the Xanadulian Spitzfraun is just reminiscent of Monte Cook's Nibovian Wives, meaning you probably don't have to have sex with them and create the progeny that will become YOUR DOOM. We're not pretending we're not in Japan anymore as there are geishas all over the place. First order of business, you can buy a standard massage or a happy time special. You run into a geisha immediately afterward who is exactly as offensive a stereotype as you might be thinking. quote:Harol, are you hear to fight in the tournament? You have big long sword! Uhh, makes me very happy to see so many foreigners in our tiny little country! She then drops her robe to reveal an even thinner robe, unties her hair, and then asks you to go in the water with her. If your character is single, maybe this is your chance! You quickly discover your quest for the chapter - four nubile ladies, Fukimi, Saori, Naomi, and Fook-Yu, are going to be forced into marriage with Oroshi Nabunga and two are prepared to commit harakiri tonight. So being the valiant invaders you are, you go kill him and steal his sword. At this point, the four women are objects for you to do with as you please. You could pawn them off as farmhands or you could settle down with them. Beware! They'll take a quarter of your income (and that will rise to half if they have a child). Just kidding. I mean, that all does happen, but the real final quest involves heading out to the middle of nowhere because some lady (probably an attractive white lady with red hair) asks you. When you get there, she requests that you kill a death knight and head through a portal to the abyssal plane where you eventually choose to slay a blood dragon. You came all this way so you do it despite her saying she can't pay you. And without prompting, you take the dragon's nine pound blood clot. You can use this to interact with a new NPC that's so powerful he can paralyze you if you even think about attacking. He can make you one of three potions that increases your stats using that clot, I suppose setting you up for the expansion campaign. The stats for the death knight, blood dragon, Pointed Moon Lady, and assorted enemies that you encounter aren't present in the list of enemies we covered last time. They're just kind of in the vicinity of where they appear in the campaign. Kredits (no, really) The author claims to have run an in-depth playtesting campaign with many people who asked to help. Presented here are three playtesters, one of whom is the author himself. I think I've probably made my feelings abundantly clear on this game. If anything, I've been more polite than some of the only other reviews you might locate. The language used makes it hard to talk about and you might look at my comments in this update regarding black people and the Japan expy and think I'm exaggerating a bit, but I'm really not. So, a question to the peanut gallery. There are thirteen free supplemental items for this game and more are coming out all the time. Do you want to hear about ezo-latin food? How about stealing breastmilk from babies? The author's apotheosis? They're all one page, I believe, so there might be one more update in me if people want more.
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New Horizon Part 5: Supplemental supplemental As of writing this update, there are 16 separate free/PWYW titles associated with New Horizon. I'm going to lump them together as best I can. Additionally, all of the "add stuff" supplements contain three items. That makes discussion of the individual supplements difficult but, given they're all free/PWYW, there shouldn't be too many complaints. Food Four supplements add a selection of regional dishes. All of them are priced somewhat exorbitantly given we gained 50 Currency Units when we risked life and limb to gather harpy talons/pinions and skeleton right feet. Food has a name (like chimeric sirloin, direwolf beef, and lomo saltado), a price, an effect (END +1, +50% more elemental spell damage, heal 1d4 per turn), and a duration. The Ezo-Latin supplement in this category is one of the few that contains  an image. That image was modified for use in marketing material to have a throbbing buttock. Real classy.Landscapes Three are regional "landscapes". The politest description I can give is "Wurm Online screenshot run through an mspaint filter". It's unclear to me how to use these. ... Player Options? Six could generously be described as containing play options. We've got a few mystic runes. If I had to pick a favorite, wreathing your physical attacks with fire could be neat. One supplement contains "forbidden spells". They all summon various creatures to fight by your side for three turns. If you're a particularly rude and/or crude individual, Nasty Habits would be invaluable. You could read a quote about flatulence that probably makes more sense in Brazilian Portuguese, learn that making GBS threads where you sleep probably gives you fireskin, and discover that stealing "liquid gold" from a lactating woman boosts all of your stats. You can only do this once ever. And then a pithy and inappropriate "Got milk?" There's an NPC creator. Roll 1d6 per column - name, gender, personality, body, country, and race. This is where we discovered Sha'Quita. The final two are labeled "Trending Personalities". I feel like the first is meant to represent the game's author and the second is meant to be representative of reviewers of his game. I hope people don't think I'm overstepping by declaring these "completely worthless" - they each consist of three words with definitions that are so incorrect it's not funny. So the author. quote:Alpha And everyone who has reviewed the game online thus far. quote:Dramatic Quests Finally, there are three quests. I'm not going to duplicate any of the maps here. They're free. Go look them up if you dare. The Labyrinth of BiYatt We've begun with the number inflation. You've been asked to go kill a snake demon with stats higher than an entire party of people who can very likely one-shot people with a 5d20 attack. You get 600 Currency Units. The Cult of Chuchuluh You're tasked with killing a false deity. The image is of a drooling face and the stats are so low the target shouldn't be a challenge to a party. Another not-so-subtle reference? The Narcissist & The Peasant Felix, the narcissistic creator of Ezora, has descended and wants to make the world whole. Will you kill him or join him? Felix the Demi God Type-F has 999 HP, no weaknesses, and all skills and spells. Should you kill him, you get 9999 Currency Units. Subtlety is for harlots, I guess. Fin There we have it. All 16 supplements. I'm sure more will be added this week - Narcissist came out on Oct 11 and the three landscapes came out today, Oct 13. My take on the thought of a competent game designer regularly releasing little additions for free? loving awesome. My take on finally sitting down and reading through all of these? I have regrets. I could have spent this time reading anything else given this game has a roughly 0% chance of reaching a table I'm at unless we decide to do some weird MST3K-RPG thing. I hope you enjoyed it, at least. I will not be covering the inevitable supplements that will keep coming out.
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90s Cringe Rock posted:I feel like it's worth pointing out the content of the gender column here. Available genders (roll 1d6!) are: Straight, Bisexual, Homosexual, Transgender, Cisgender, and Confused. Sorry, I'm not sure what happened. I think my eyes were glazing over at that point. It seems like it's really a combination gender/orientation table written by someone with only an inkling of what should go in it. Or someone who needs to mush things into a d6 table. Half of the supplements are anti-somebody so maybe this is a dig at the "ess jay dubyous".
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PoontifexMacksimus posted:I'm guessing this is the same guy? That's one of the tamer quotes available, but yes.
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DalaranJ posted:Yes, I have a terrible new horizons question. If you get a stat bonus from drinking breast milk but only once doesn’t that mean that the majority of characters would have gotten this bonus before turning 1 year of age and thus it’s pointless to include? I did not mention this in the update but the text says something about taking advantage of the opportunity to borrow some. That probably speaks for itself. For daring to make me review the text again, I'm going to inflict the knowledge that a new supplement exists upon you.
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That also sort of describes the RPG based on the Coup universe, Uprising.
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JcDent posted:I think TPKs and "endless dorfs until you're back on the railroad" must have been iffy even back then I purchased an adventure produced in the year two thousand and nineteen that contains this. It definitely makes adventure design dead simple - just provide the GM with a clue-bat with which they can beat the players about the head until they behave.
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There isn't much to tell - the adventure is an insanely straight-forward choo choo. It starts off with you either becoming escaped slaves or hanging out doing slave stuff until endless hoards of beastmen attack, forcing you to become escaped slaves. You do a puzzle but if you take too long zombies spring forth and you fight them which apparently solves the puzzle. And any time the main bad guy (who is one of the PCs) dies, another PC automatically picks up his macguffin and becomes the new bad guy. No matter what, you reach the ending. If any PCs remain, they've definitely been corrupted by the influence of the macguffin and must assist the bad guy. You either defeat the good guy at the end and bring about the endless winter, or the good guy defeats you, touches the macguffin, becomes the bad guy, and then brings about the endless winter. If there's a TPK at some point, some random NPC touches the macguffin and brings about the endless winter. I don't think I could make that interesting enough for a F&F. But it's "Slaves to Fate", if you're interested. Definitely a prescient name, if ever there was one.
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Covok posted:RE: Song of Ice & Fire, do the campaign rules have systems to support dropping 90% of the plot points and having everyone be wildly out of character in the last 2 sessions? You mean the inevitable end of most campaigns regardless of system?
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SirPhoebos posted:Do we know anything about the group Hickman and Weis first ran these adventures? There's a Wikipedia page for Kender. Our campaign looks too much like LotR. Let's turn hobbits into child soldiers. And then someone came along with the rolled up newspaper and that got modified a bit.
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SirPhoebos posted:Or someone to describe Star Wars when all they've read are the Republic Commando novels I was thinking that one crossover where Chewie spawned the bigfoot legend but that works too.
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Aethyron posted:I for one am extremely glad that they do not have human fingers. Please do not let there be art where they have human fingers. Oh boy, you're in for a treat.
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Fireball, the first of what might be a series of one-post F&Fs Something about light games I've never heard of, especially those that only appear in languages I don't know, piques my interest and Skavenloft (no relation) recently put out a "get everything" bundle that saved me about a hundred clicks. Put one and one together and you reach my current situation - in possession of nearly 400 MB of PDFs mostly written in a language I can't read without the assistance of machine translation. I suppose we should start at the top. Łukasz Kołodziej created the original iteration of the Fireball ruleset back in 2015 to celebrate the premier of the Polish gaming magazine Magia i Miecz, which the author transliterates as Sword & Sorcery. If you've been on DriveThruRPG for any length of time, you've probably seen Fajerbol (and, much more recently, Fireball) crop up occasionally in the free products list. After reading, I would say that these are the second edition of that first work. All of the elements were present back then but various mechanics have evolved in the meantime. That first edition is still available online with some searching but it won't be my focus. Fireball is as generic fantasy as they come - six abilities rolled in order, standard fantasy races, standard fantasy classes, and standard fantasy enemies. That sentence tells some of you all you need to know but, if you stick around, I'll be informing you of why you might want it even if it's not necessarily the game for me. Character Creation Characters are defined by their six abilities (strength, agility, intelligence, charisma, health, and mana points), some number of skills and pieces of equipment (determined by class), and 0-6 talents (determined by race and class). You determine pretty much every relevant aspect of your character with a single 6d6 throw starting with your abilities. I'll be making a character as we go. First up, my big character-defining roll. Rolling them bones, I get 6, 3, 5, 1, 6, 3. Noting them down and consulting a fantasy name generator, I end up with: Corgak Strength 6 Agility 3 Intelligence 5 Charisma 1 Health 6 Mana Points 3 Having read the race and class lists several times, I can immediately tell you exactly what I'll be making. This is a definite strength given the game's stated goals. We'll let that reveal itself along the way, though. After determining your abilities, you use the lowest value (excluding Health and Mana Points) to determine your race. In the case of a tie, you get to choose. Finally, if you don't like your result, you can choose to be human (netting you no talents whatsoever). Your race determines one of your starting talents and two additional talents that may be unlocked later. My first houserule if I were to run this would be to just let you pick a race. I'm not fond of the , as... iconic(?) as they may be, but the game was intended to be a bar or convention game and one of its goals was super quick character creation so I won't fault it too much.Consulting our abilities, we can be an orc or a human. I'll go with orc. Orc - Lowest ability: Charisma - Talent: I roar menacingly - Locked talents: I smell a coward, I hit with my axe The final mechanical decision we get to make is our class. This time you consult your highest ability, again choosing if there is a tie or falling back to Adventurer (and its lack of talents) if you don't like your options. As a result of your race and class being based off of your abilities, certain combinations are completely locked off unless you manage to roll quadruples on the four "decision" abilities. No elf fighters, orc clerics, halfling wizards, or dwarf rogues here. Taking a look at our spread, we can be a fighter or adventurer. We'll go with the class that gives us talents. Though given our relatively few mana points, we won't really use them that often. Fighter - Highest ability: Strength - Talent: I stab with my sword - Locked talents: I overcome fear, I parry with my shield - Equipment: Weapon +1, Armor +1 - Skills: Weapons +4, Armor +3, Gadgets +1, Companions +2 Now that you've got your character, you use all six of your rolls to determine your starting quest. You can take the quest or not. I won't reprint the entire table but every quest follows the same Mad Libs structure - Go to PLACE and get attacked by CREATURE1 and CREATURE2 in order to PRESENT_TENSE_VERB a certain ITEM which was PAST_TENSE_VERB. In Corgak's case, his starting quest is to visit some frozen mountains, battling vampires and spiders along the way, in order to buy a family heirloom which was cursed. Finally, you can determine some general details about your character that don't influence gameplay but give a bit of life. Again, I won't replicate the table. Corgak is muscular, has a high pitched voice, and is quite ambitious. He has warts on his face, follows Father Sky, and originates from a desert oasis. You will eventually acquire gold by completing quests or selling acquired equipment but you start with none. Mechanics Fireball could be classified as a beer and pretzels game. Chuck a fistful of dice, write down the numbers, and take your collection of digits on a quest. As such, there are only combat and advancement rules. An encounter is segmented into turns. Within a turn, each character and monster acts in descending Agility order. What to do when there is a tie is up in the air but I'd allow the players to decide what order they act in and then have the enemies go. When you choose an action that everyone agrees is possible (codified in the rule text - "an action may be any activity, as long as the players agree that it is possible for the creature to perform it"), you pick a consequence from a list. Your target picks a counter-action (again agreed on by everyone) and a consequence. Both sides roll, with the higher roll taking effect. The list of consequences is fairly short as might be expected from such a short book. quote:- Lose/gain a point of health When you do something that requires a roll (like that action you just decided to take in the previous paragraph), you roll a d6, add the appropriate ability score, potentially add an equipment bonus, and then optionally spend a mana point to roll and add another die if you have a talent relating to that action. As a starting orc fighter, Corgak's talents are "I roar menacingly" and "I stab with my sword". If he stabs a creature with his sword, he can spend a mana point to invoke that talent and get an extra d6 on his roll. If he wants the enemy to lose their turn, drop an item, flee, or anything else you could come up with that you think roaring menacingly would help, he could invoke "I roar menacingly" for another die. But if he roars menacingly while stabbing with his sword, he can still only spends a single mana point and gain a single die. Skills and equipment bonuses are pretty simple to grok. Note that we have a +1 weapon and a Weapons skill of +4. The skill value denotes the maximum bonus that you can get from a piece of equipment, meaning we could find or buy up to a +4 weapon if we wanted and save some coin or we could splurge on a future-proof +5 or +6 and use it as a +4 until we upgrade our skill. One of the paragraphs in the book is labeled "Challenges", which I suppose fits the contents but feels a bit weird. A challenge happens when you target an object with your action or try to help an ally. In such cases, the narrator determines what happens if the character fails and adds the results of up to four dice rolls together based on the perceived difficulty of the task. If the character's roll beats this number, they succeed. If you reach zero health, you die. If all characters die, you fail your quest. If all monsters die, your quest is complete and you head back to town. Should someone die, they can create a new character and decide with the narrator when the new character should be introduced. We did the thing, now what? When you finish a quest, the narrator is supposed to describe your arrival at a safe, civilized place. Travel times are a thing but this reads like you sort of skip the return trip to town. You can visit a number of locations in town. Academy Pay to increase an ability score or skill (up to a max value of six for each) or unlock a talent (up to a max of six talents). Roll a number of dice equal to your new score or the number of talents that you have and add them together to determine how much it will cost. It's unclear what to do if you have enough gold for a low roll and want to risk it - if you end up not having the cash now, I'm assuming this is a one-time-only price that gets rerolled when you go questing and come back. Adventurer's Guild If you've completed your quest, roll six dice to get a new one. This is a different table from the one that you consulted when creating your character - if Corgak got the same results on this table, his quest would be to visit the frozen mountains, getting attacked by hydra and wyverns along the way, in order to vanquish his cousin who has been dishonored. Inn Roll a die each night to find out how much this costs. Regain health and mana points equal to your strength and intelligence, respectively. If you want to camp for free, the narrator rolls a die after each night. On a 1, you fight a group of monsters. Caravan Pay some amount to travel to a quest area. Roll a die to determine the length of the journey in days. I'm unsure how much it costs but a die per day is probably a good starting point. If you don't want to pay, you can trailblaze off roads. Again, the narrator rolls one die per day and you fight a group of monsters on a 1. Marketplace Buy or sell stuff. If buying, choose the item type (corresponding to the four skills we learned about earlier) and its bonus (1-6). In either case, roll one die per point of bonus and sum the results to determine the buy or sell price. Temple Sum six dice to determine the price to resurrect a dead adventurer with full health and mana. Monsters The monsters that you roll when building a quest are the strongest or most common that you'll encounter in an area but you're encouraged to spice things up by adding others. Each monster here is made up of the same basic parts as a character - six abilities, equipment, and talents. There's nothing resembling a difficulty level so you've got to wing it until you hone in your guesstimates. There are 24 entries, ranging from kobolds to that hydra that Corgak rolled on his new quest. quote:Kobold You can tell one is much more difficult than the other just by comparing numbers but knowing how many characters can take on how many enemies is pretty much just an acquired gut feeling. That brings us to the end of the book. There isn't enough direction for me to see myself running an extended campaign but it's so simple that, after several read throughs, it'd be a great choice for one-shots, introductions to gaming, or playing at a busy spot like a bar. This might impact the lightness of the system but I'd like to see an editing pass that keeps an eye to usability during play, some examples of mechanics, a short list of spells (like the initial Fireball release had), perhaps some magic equipment that allows you to limit break past your skill level, and more limited ranges for most things. If you need more incentive to check it out, everything on Skavenloft's store page is free. With all of that being said, there are... consults the file list... 190 other PDFs in this collection. If there is interest, I'd love to discuss more of them. There are a crapton of Fajerbol addons and numerous genre hacks including sci-fi, cyberpunk, umpteen various types of fantasy, and spy shenanigans a la 007.
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I suppose I walked right into that one.
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Night10194 posted:I can't, sadly, since it's only on the PDF and I don't know how to get any of it off. Screenshots (as in, hold power + volume down on Android, Windows+Shift+S on Windows 10, etc) and liberal use of the crop tool haven't failed me thus far.
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