NFL Week 2 N/V: My dad got so annoyed with my negativity during the game

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I hope the Chargers stomp on the Lions this week

# ¿ Sep 10, 2019 17:34

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# ¿ May 22, 2024 12:01

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Kalli posted:

Barnwell podcast started a discussion on who would win a footrace between Eli Rivers and Ben. This is an important question

Level ground? Eli.

Downhill? Ben.

Rivers is last yet again

# ¿ Sep 10, 2019 23:49

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Diva Cupcake posted:

Ummmmm......

https://twitter.com/benshpigel/status/1171581904669368325

You thought it was over but it's not

# ¿ Sep 11, 2019 01:46

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Poor Antonio Bryant

# ¿ Sep 11, 2019 02:22

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Shimrra Jamaane posted:

Since about November 9, 2016 yeah

well said corn cobb man

# ¿ Sep 11, 2019 03:04

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I would blow Dane Cook posted:

How did the Raiders manage to dodge this bullet?

It got redirected

https://twitter.com/MySportsUpdate/status/1171626501244182528?s=19

# ¿ Sep 11, 2019 04:42

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This is cool

https://twitter.com/UASportsAgency/status/1171429192652558336?s=19

# ¿ Sep 11, 2019 04:49

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HOTLANTA MAN posted:

What happened to Badgley

He hurt his groin during the walkthrough on Friday

# ¿ Sep 11, 2019 05:10

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https://twitter.com/Chargers/status/1171773105192046592?s=19

# ¿ Sep 11, 2019 16:06

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SHOAH NUFF posted:

https://twitter.com/rapsheet/status/1171861899400679424?s=21

I give up

# ¿ Sep 11, 2019 20:06

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https://twitter.com/billbarnwell/status/1171863060224585728?s=20

# ¿ Sep 11, 2019 20:12

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Football is great

https://twitter.com/MySportsUpdate/status/1171865039285956608

# ¿ Sep 11, 2019 20:19

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Nail Rat posted:

Is that Antonio Gates's music?

oh god

# ¿ Sep 11, 2019 20:23

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We should still win 3 of the next 4 lol

# ¿ Sep 11, 2019 22:56

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tinstaach posted:

Can I interest you in the undefeated Detroit Lions versus half of the Los Angeles Chargers

# ¿ Sep 12, 2019 04:46

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https://twitter.com/NFL/status/1172225007071707137

# ¿ Sep 12, 2019 20:14

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Metapod posted:

I hope minkah is able to go to a dc that knows what he is doing

Gus Bradley says hello

# ¿ Sep 13, 2019 16:07

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They all look so excited :3:

https://twitter.com/Chargers/status/1172242533994422273?s=19

# ¿ Sep 13, 2019 18:30

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Docjowles posted:

What the gently caress are the #JackBoyz, is what Bob Kraft and his buddies call their gang when they jump on a plane down to Orchids of Asia?

It's the unfortunate nickname that our secondary gave itself

# ¿ Sep 13, 2019 20:37

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https://twitter.com/JFowlerESPN/status/1172584436992548864?s=19

# ¿ Sep 13, 2019 22:01

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DC Murderverse posted:

honestly i hope this year is the year where all of the QBs retire.

*Luck started it off
*after their game today and Ben's injury Mike Tomlin says that he's glad Mason Rudolph is there to pick up where Ben left off, in a haze of CTE, spite and painkillers Ben says gently caress it and takes his ball and goes home.
*Joe Flacco gets sat for Drew Lock after the Broncos start 0-4, he goes home to his fort made of money to play board games.
*Eli Manning gets sat after Daniel Jones comes out for the back half of a blowout and impresses everyone by getting the Giants back within two scores, Eli gets sat again but still comes to every game under the assumption that Jones will eventually screw up bad enough that they'll all want him back (this does not happen)
*Turns out Drew Brees has cancer of the thumb?! Teddy and Taysom Hill have one of the weirdest QB battles in recent memory when Peyton alternates starting them in an effort to determine who will be the future of the Saints (but they both underwhelm)
*After 10 games in which Wentz misses 5 2nd halves with soreness in the ribs, he attempts a surgery to replace his ribs with "Terminator Ribs", the surgery is successful but the added weight makes Wentz almost totally immobile.
*after the Panthers are eliminated for the playoffs the Panthers let Will Grier get some starts, Cam retires because he's done being beat up and starts a fashion line.
*and finally, after winning his seventh Super Bowl and Super Bowl MVP, Satan Himself reaches his bony hand up to grab Tom Brady and Bill Belichek and return them to whence they came

then the next year Phillip Rivers wins a super bowl and goes out on top.

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# ¿ Sep 16, 2019 03:50

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GD_American posted:

Payton's love for Taysom Hill is as a Swiss Army gadget. If he thought there was a chance he was Brees' successor, he'd be #2 in the depth chart.

I still think giving up the 3rd rounder for Bridgewater was a good idea; as bad as half the starting QBs in the NFL are, getting even a mediocre backup seems like it's difficult. And it didn't hurt to kick the tires on him to see if he had a miracle comeback in him.

He didn't.

How pissed would y'all be if we went 3-13, picked 2nd and still got Tua because Miami did something dumb?

Not very because the real prize is in the 2021 draft

# ¿ Sep 16, 2019 06:15

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Strobe posted:

Quality of player matters and the Chargers are down at least one all-Pro and like six more starters this year already.

https://twitter.com/AdamSchefter/status/1173471608901656576

Two all pros now

# ¿ Sep 16, 2019 16:45

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colachute posted:

What QBs aged 25-35 are good?

Rodgers? Wilson? Matt Ryan?

# ¿ Sep 16, 2019 17:18

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Ches Neckbeard posted:

Watson and Russell

Watson is 24

# ¿ Sep 16, 2019 17:18

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Jiminy Christmas! Shoes! posted:

Actually good and healthy:
Mahomes
Wilson
Watson (for now)

Occasionally good:
Ryan
Dalton
Wentz
Goff
Mariota
Prescott

Mahomes and Watson arent even 25 yet.

I hate the Bears.

# ¿ Sep 16, 2019 17:27

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Kawalimus posted:

The time has finally come and these ancient elite QBs are going down.

Shut up idiot

# ¿ Sep 16, 2019 17:32

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SHOAH NUFF posted:

This year they aren�t getting sacks at the same rate, but are allowing much fewer big plays and points. Players seem to know how to tackle, receivers aren�t running around uncovered, etc.

Very interested to see how both the Ravens and Chiefs will look playing a real team this week

# ¿ Sep 16, 2019 17:33

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Meanwhile the Los Angeles Walking Infirmary and Philip Rivers are going to get blown out by Houston this week

# ¿ Sep 16, 2019 17:37

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Rad Valtar posted:

That roughing the passer call on Chubb is one of the worst calls in the history of this stupid league. Why even play football anymore if that�s �rough�.

They were calling roughing really easily all game. At least they were consistent

# ¿ Sep 16, 2019 17:39

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Also Philip Rivers will move into 2nd place all time for consecutive starts at QB this coming week, breaking the tie at 210 with Peyton.

# ¿ Sep 16, 2019 18:00

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DC Murderverse posted:

Eli is 210, Peyton was 208.

On the bright side, only 5 and a half more seasons to top Brt Frv

If Rivers had played his first two years I'd say that he could get to Brett.

# ¿ Sep 16, 2019 18:07

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I wanted Ramsey in that draft and I'm still salty we passed on him so trade for him, Chargers

# ¿ Sep 16, 2019 23:42

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# ¿ May 22, 2024 12:01

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I hope he doesn't play a team with a good pass rush next week

# ¿ Sep 17, 2019 00:26

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