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CyberPingu posted:Andrew Luck is going to stay in retirement up until the point where hes eligible to join any team again I want to say this never happens? I have nothing to back this up other than a random memory of a rumor Barry Sanders might come out of retirement like 5 years after he was gone but the Lions wouldn't give up his rights.
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SHOAH NUFF posted:Mahomes shredding the top D on one leg without Tyreek on the road is no longer even remarkable, it’s expected, I love it... I think Jalen Ramsey also had his worst game as a pro and no one outside of bad winner KC fans has even bothered to say anything about it because it was almost expected. This post might make me a bad winner.
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Sep 10, 2019 16:54
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sean10mm posted:Is there an actual story behind that dude trying to take a snap under the guard? Concussion? Trick play gone stupid? Just a really dumb thing that happens now and then. This was on Saturday although it wasn't under center (or...guard): https://twitter.com/smartfootball/status/1170413409394970625
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Kalli posted:I missed the game, did someone try to start his neck like a lawnmower? Nah, but he tried to fix Gareon Conley with his hip like you would an old television that wasn't getting good reception through the antenna. vv--I did check that he was ok before making this bad joke.
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Ches Neckbeard posted:It's Gareon Conley noted rapist Excuse me you will find he very clearly passed a lie detector test.
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Blitz7x posted:He was acquitted by a grand jury You will not stop me making fun of Warcrimes abandoning everything after Khalil Mack.
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Spoeank posted:Could also be a New York Knickerbockers free agency joke tbh I was thinking it could be a Cory Lidle joke.
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LiquidFriend posted:Ah yes, Antonio Bryant is just misunderstood. I feel bad for Antonio Bryant. Poor guy just wants to tweet about football in peace.
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ketchup vs catsup posted:They only paid a 3rd and a 5th, so... Mental anguish and emotional distress obviously bumps it up to a 1.
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Asema posted:this is the idiot who likes to lead with his head and make 'big hits' right that almost killed his teammate? To be fair the teammate thing really was kind of a freak accident that happened while he was trying to kill an opponent.
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Sep 11, 2019 06:27
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Blitz7x posted:What Mr Magoo stumbled into doing the right thing despite himself is the joke I think. I don't even know what the What is there.
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Shimrra Jamaane posted:Good. I have no idea what this means in a legal sense though, please tell me it has teeth and isn't just posturing by some random DA. Assuming the assaults (or one of them) happened in Pittsburgh he's just opening an investigation. I'd imagine nothing will come of it but  e: Looking that guy up he just inspires confidence: quote:In 2016, DA Zappala paid nearly $1,400 in bitcoin as ransom after his office computer network was taken hostage by the Avalanche phishing group.
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kiimo posted:R.I.P., football on dirt. It's terrible for the players and probably a huge pain in the rear end for people who work there to change things around, but the old man football fan in me will miss it. I don't know if it was related to the dirt but I fondly remember the Raiders backup longsnapper who just absolutely could not deal with anything snapping from that infield.
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japtor posted:Raiders players have been fine with it (not necessarily like it, but they're used to it)...unless you're thinking of the time their long snapper got concussed, and his "backup" was basically an emergency long snapper that hadn't practiced it at all, I think he was a TE? He sucked snapping everywhere on the field, dirt or grass. Yeah that was the one I was thinking of, like I said I didn't know if the dirt had anything to do with it but I kinda remember him flubbing one from there. As you noted though he did that everywhere.
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Oh I didn't realize that the Ravens and Cards are playing this week. Two of the most fun quarterbacks to come out recently. Unfortunately I think Kyler might die here.
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GokuGoesSSJ3 posted:Something to do with trafficking, abusing or illegally owning exotic animals. I'm thinking something really rare like snow leopards. I'm relatively surprised that he doesn't own something like that (if in fact he doesn't). e: Saw that Minshew thing earlier. I really hope he's good.
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Vengarr posted:ESPN did a neat article on the development and impact of the Eagles' analytics department. Part of it stuck out... This OC....
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Shimrra Jamaane posted:Was it Ocho who had some weird rear end excuse involving a McDonalds receipt or was that someone else? Oh the slipping on a McDonalds bag thing? That was Brandon Marshall. Ocho just ate McDonalds all the time. Like every day or something.
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Spam Musubi posted:Most exciting game of this week? This coming week? New Orleans/LAR seems like odds on favorite. For a certain type of masochist Chicago/Denver will be amazing. I'm also interested to see what Minshew does against a semi-real defense in the Texans, and what the Jags D does against Watson.
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https://twitter.com/AdamSchefter/status/1172161163599200256 More Wazzu in the league for a couple of weeks at least.
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Shimrra Jamaane posted:Hey TFF Chiefs fans what exactly do you do/feel when Tyreek Hill makes a big play and everyone starts to celebrate because I strongly suspect us Patriots fans are going to be in a similar situation unless more news breaks. Haven't had to worry about it after the most recent case yet. But the first time around it was 'yeah he's terrible but maybe it was a one time deal and he's been clean for a while' before eventual acceptance and 'welp he's really good.' All roads tend to lead to acceptance unless you stop watching or the player sucks on the field. Also worth noting that like 3/4 of big Chiefs fans are all in on the 'fiancee was lying all along' thing. e: I suppose I'm just kind of fatalistic about it, I can't change it. The new contract hopefully means the kids will be financially provided for at least. And if he's going to be playing anyway, well poo poo he's pretty good. Nothing will stop the jokes about the Chiefs from the rest of the league now, we're past that. Grittybeard fucked around with this message at 17:05 on Sep 12, 2019 |
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Finally a Tom Brady column How to avoid a center with swamp rear end. Clearly if you don't already have an athletic subscription now is the time. quote:So how intense is Brady’s disdain for getting a little extra butter on his fingers? quote:“What can you do? I mean, you’re playing in Miami when it’s 90 degrees and the humidity is 100 percent,” Woody said. “As a center, I’m like, hell, my job is hard enough. I got to snap the ball. I’ve got a 300-plus-pound man on top of me. You’re just going to have to deal with the swamp rear end.”
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AndrewP posted:This is hilarious but do they not have Gold Bond up there Later in the article they describe how Brady will grab his center's pants and stuff a towel down there and dump a bunch of baby powder in.
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Sep 12, 2019 18:23
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https://twitter.com/Brickwallblitz/status/1172189697902370816 I'm torn between thinking Mariota must have had a really good game I didn't see (I knew Watson had a good game) and  at everyone at the bottom of that list.
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colachute posted:I’d be okay with the Bucs getting blown the gently caress out for 16 weeks next year if it means we get Lawrence or Tua and drop Jameis. Lawrence is next year, he's a true sophomore and is stuck for another year. So Tua this year, Lawrence next year are the tanking targets.
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Asema posted:Does he always use things that are easily dismissed with stats? Yes, the only winning move is not to play here. You will not change his mind, he needs the attention.
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Le'Veon Bell seems to be fine by the way in non-Kawalimus news.
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Metapod posted:I hope minkah is able to go to a dc that knows what he is doing Alternately I'm ok with it if the Chiefs trade for him.
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I enjoy random trivia and this is pretty good on that front: https://twitter.com/ESPNNFL/status/1172583934762393601
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Play posted:Plus, once you run a play in a game the entire league sees it, so obviously there is no way to keep a play secret apart from never ever running it. If a good coach sees a play they like they're going to incorporate it into their gameplan. I don't think it was a brand new concept or anything but a couple of years ago Andy Reid pulled that tight end counter shovel pass and everyone talked about how original it was. Now it's just a normal play that someone will break out now and then. Like, it's common enough now that I noticed Andy running it as a fake into something else since there was a good chance the D would bite on it. If something works at the NFL level it's going to get copied by everyone. If something works long enough at the college level and doesn't involve your quarterback getting hit every single play it's eventually going to be copied by someone in the NFL, and if it works there...etc.
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If you have some time to kill between now and whenever this is a cool thread https://twitter.com/NFL/status/1172663542513713153 Wish they hadn't numbered them, just put up 100 awesome plays, we don't need to argue about these.
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Keith Atherton posted:I’m ashamed I can’t remember but who was the dude with the spit cup on the sideline Chad Henne. 
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Wait a second, did Abram post something saying he's going out with a bang with a picture of the play where he almost killed Conley?
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The Dolphins are going to be so much fun this year https://twitter.com/billbarnwell/status/1173102949704355840
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swickles posted:Does that make a difference with respect to salary or cap or anything like that? I know the Colts would retain his rights, so he can't sign with another team unless he is cut. Seems like an academic question since we're talking Colts, they could sign Patrick Mahomes and not blink if given the chance with their space.
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Tough to pull off so many TDs on so few yards.
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Spoeank posted:With Drew Brees hurt, Sean Payton needs to stop being a little loving baby and do a whole game of Taysom Hill trick plays Not even trick plays, run that BYU offense that has Hill running 40% of the time. On second thought maybe don't since he was in college for like 7 years* since he kept getting medical redshirts. *-only 5 after looking it up and one redshirt, but
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Play posted:Also, Taysom Hill is 3 years OLDER than Teddy B? How is that possible Mormon who went to BYU for 5 years. So he did that two year church mission thing after high school and then spent 5 years in college. e: There's a minor argument that comes up now and then that BYU being a Mormon school is a competitive advantage since so many of their recruits are two years older when they get there. Grittybeard fucked around with this message at 23:00 on Sep 16, 2019 |
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