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The Something Awful Forums > Discussion > Sports Argument Stadium > The Football Funhouse > NFL Week 2 N/V: My dad got so annoyed with my negativity during the game
 
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Diva Cupcake
Aug 15, 2005

Bigass Moth posted:

Browns bitch!
Loser goes home on MNF (the Jets will lose) because 0-2 teams dont make the playoffs.

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Diva Cupcake
Aug 15, 2005

 The Jets are holding kicker tryouts today to replace Vedvik. This guy is there. gently caress it. Get him in, get Carli Lloyd in. I dont care. Just make a PAT.
https://twitter.com/HomeoftheJets1/status/1171400751106732033

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Diva Cupcake
Aug 15, 2005

Nissin Cup Nudist posted:

Which of the ATN crew is the Jets fan? Is it Wessling?

Hanzus. Greg is the Pats fan. Marc is the Browns fans. Wesseling used to be a Bengals fan I think.

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Diva Cupcake
Aug 15, 2005

Professor Funk posted:

Wat

https://twitter.com/adamschefter/status/1171519764423856130?s=21

what

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Diva Cupcake
Aug 15, 2005

 There's a non-zero chance he doesn't last 1 month on the roster but a 6th rounder 2 years from now is basically air.

I think this might be the first Jets/Pats trade since Belichick though.

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Diva Cupcake
Aug 15, 2005

 https://twitter.com/fboutsiders/status/1171554599200858115

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Diva Cupcake
Aug 15, 2005

Professor Funk posted:

He’s garbage I take it?
I still wouldn’t rule it out with how bad our CBs are.


https://twitter.com/billbarnwell/status/1171575432233328641

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Diva Cupcake
Aug 15, 2005

 Ummmmm......

https://twitter.com/benshpigel/status/1171581904669368325

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Diva Cupcake
Aug 15, 2005

 But seriously. gently caress Barstool Sports.

https://twitter.com/KFCBarstool/status/1171586997426839552

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Diva Cupcake
Aug 15, 2005

Jiminy Christmas! Shoes! posted:

NFL Week 2 N/V: Don't Call It a Comeback.

This is good

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Diva Cupcake
Aug 15, 2005

 We’ll trade you one Demaryius Thomas for a 3rd rounder.

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Diva Cupcake
Aug 15, 2005

fsif posted:

https://twitter.com/davidpwoods/status/1171600637345353729?s=21

https://twitter.com/garethbush/status/1171603234344976385?s=20

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Diva Cupcake
Aug 15, 2005

 There's never been this much dumb on one sound stage.
https://twitter.com/bubbaprog/status/1171420782347468805

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Diva Cupcake
Aug 15, 2005

 This is pre-Belichick but there was the 5th rounder Christian Peter that the Patriots relinquished their rights to after having multiple sexual assault instances come out after the draft.

That was when Myra Kraft was alive though. She's dead now so Bob is free to get jerked off by literal human traffickers.

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Diva Cupcake
Aug 15, 2005

 gently caress. Call it a career dude. This is why Demaryius was traded for.

https://twitter.com/BrianCoz/status/1171791487861972994

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Diva Cupcake
Aug 15, 2005

 Two major neck injuries in 3 years. Yikes. Retire.

japtor posted:

I assume you mean human trafficking victims there. But who knows, he’s got enough money to coerce the traffickers themselves.
My understanding is that noted hand job aficionado Robert Kraft was getting serviced by the house madame and not the slaves.

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Diva Cupcake
Aug 15, 2005

Tiny Tubesteak Tom posted:

Anyone tuned into ESPN happen to know what Rosenhaus said? Or has that not happened yet
He believes in Antonio and his legal team. He wont discuss whether the Patriots knew about the allegations.

That's about it.

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Diva Cupcake
Aug 15, 2005

Play posted:

the Browns are gonna be playing real fierce because they got humiliated last week
There's a pretty significant sample size that says the Browns do not, in fact, play fiercely after being humiliated the week before.

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Diva Cupcake
Aug 15, 2005

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Diva Cupcake
Aug 15, 2005

 Reminder that a good number of professional athletes are really dumb people susceptible to quackery (Tom Brady, Russell Wilson, every baseball player wearing hologram necklaces) especially the ones who have had their brains rattled for the past 20 years.

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Diva Cupcake
Aug 15, 2005

Kalli posted:

https://thumbs.gfycat.com/VacantLeafyAnura-mobile.mp4

lmao

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Diva Cupcake
Aug 15, 2005

colachute posted:

Is Mark Davis on meth? Or has he been a heavy chain smoker for like 30 years?
There's something to be said for genetics here.

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Diva Cupcake
Aug 15, 2005

 “If only we had known about this abusive behavior. Alas...”

:patssay:

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Diva Cupcake
Aug 15, 2005

 https://twitter.com/ProFootballTalk/status/1173612933630386176

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Diva Cupcake
Aug 15, 2005

Intruder posted:

I think the implication is that the Patriots will soldier forward with AB anyway, the poor souls, feeling so sorry for themselves for having not known the extent of AB's awfulness. But hey, he's under contract so
100%. The Pats put out an empty PR statement to RapSheet that if only they had known they wouldn't have signed him. And yet they know now and nothing will change.

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Diva Cupcake
Aug 15, 2005

 https://twitter.com/PFF_Steve/status/1173654831594201091

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Diva Cupcake
Aug 15, 2005

 So I guess Vinatieri was planning on retiring today but Frank Reich talked him out of it.

https://twitter.com/ProFootballTalk/status/1173693261673877506

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Diva Cupcake
Aug 15, 2005

wandler20 posted:

If Minkah got a 1, Ramsey should bring at least 1 and a 2, no?

Minkah has 4 years left on his rookie contract and Ramsey is going to be the highest paid DB in the game after this year.

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