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Spergin Morlock
Aug 8, 2009

DoombatINC posted:

its an animatronic, theres actually not much cg chucky in the show, its usually a puppet or a little person / kid in a chucky costume

the best shots are the ones where someone is talking and you see him run by in the unfocused background, red hair waving behind him

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the milk machine
Jul 23, 2002

lick my keys

docbeard posted:

The only thing I remember from this is that they set a trap for Jason by creating a horny teenagers program on the holodeck and nothing else is required

lmao i forgot about that

there's a good part where he throws one dudes body onto some kind of big drill and the body slowly rotates down + around the drill bit from gravity. funny gnarly stuff

another good part is when jason gets reassembled by nanobots into cyberjason

Pepe Silvia Browne
Jan 1, 2007

Watching Darkman. loving owns. We'll probably get a really bad remake sometime in the next 5 years.

Also very funny that he's got basically a room sized computer set up to do 3d printing

Remulak
Jun 8, 2001
I can't count to four.
Yams Fan

Pepe Silvia Browne posted:

Watching Darkman.
The movie that asks ‘what’s the point of Hollywood’, succeeds and nobody cares.

I’m GenX to the core and was so guilty of thinking that features were different than anything and everything else that was rigged against us by boomers and this would make the difference. lol. See also ‘The Matrix’.

Yeah Raimi and Campbell are boomers but they got treated like me, a glimpse at the trough but not allowed to feed. Interviews with Raimi get this across so hard, he can do 20 minutes on one plant in his garden but dodges Dr Strange questions.

16-bit Butt-Head
Dec 25, 2014

jasons complete exasperation seeing the horny holo teenagers ftw

sonatinas
Apr 15, 2003

Seattle Karate Vs. L.A. Karate

I was the only kid who had a Saturn. we imported games. what a time to play games.

Nix Panicus
Feb 25, 2007

Remulak posted:

The movie that asks ‘what’s the point of Hollywood’, succeeds and nobody cares.

I'm not a true Raimi head, can you elaborate?

the milk machine
Jul 23, 2002

lick my keys

16-bit Butt-Head posted:

jasons complete exasperation seeing the horny holo teenagers ftw

the milk machine
Jul 23, 2002

lick my keys
chris parnell showing up in fallout tv program ftw

Pepe Silvia Browne
Jan 1, 2007

the milk machine posted:

chris parnell showing up in fallout tv program ftw

it's kinda been a shame to see him only do VA stuff the last few years, he's such a funny comedic actor. Dr. Spaceman is amongst the greatest tertiary Sitcom characters of all time.

Pepe Silvia Browne
Jan 1, 2007

also his character in Hot Rod always makes me laugh

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=VY6PAkLG2p4

Oglethorpe
Aug 8, 2005

the milk machine posted:

chris parnell showing up in fallout tv program ftw

he did good at the execution scene, it was a good gag

Xaris
Jul 25, 2006

Lucky there's a family guy
Lucky there's a man who positively can do
All the things that make us
Laugh and cry

the milk machine posted:

chris parnell showing up in fallout tv program ftw
I had to look who he played but i thought i recognized/heard his voice. he had a good role

anyways just finished it. I skipped 999 pages of hooplah about it since i don't care about lore/cannon, but I enjoyed it a lot as a simple schlocky sci-fi show. I think Al's still right that it has some contradictions about trying to be prestigey but is inherently schlocky pulp. if i had one complaint, it had a tad too much Nolan mysterybox and coulda been more pulpy instead of mysteryboxy but it was still good. way better than I thought it was going to be

the milk machine
Jul 23, 2002

lick my keys

Pepe Silvia Browne posted:

it's kinda been a shame to see him only do VA stuff the last few years, he's such a funny comedic actor. Dr. Spaceman is amongst the greatest tertiary Sitcom characters of all time.

he seems to be really good at va stuff so I'm glad he's getting work, but yeah he's an extremely good comedy guy. one of the best post-snl people working these days for sure

16-bit Butt-Head
Dec 25, 2014

there is a novelization for jason x that i own and at the holodeck part jason thinks the teens are mentally impaired (using the r word) before he kills them anyway lol

the milk machine
Jul 23, 2002

lick my keys

Pepe Silvia Browne posted:

also his character in Hot Rod always makes me laugh

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=VY6PAkLG2p4

hot rod is an extremely underrated comedy imo

Pepe Silvia Browne
Jan 1, 2007

Oh yeah I mean good on him for grabbing that bag i just selfishly want more live action Parns

the milk machine
Jul 23, 2002

lick my keys

16-bit Butt-Head posted:

there is a novelization for jason x that i own and at the holodeck part jason thinks the teens are mentally impaired (using the r word) before he kills them anyway lol

can you post it please

Pepe Silvia Browne
Jan 1, 2007

the milk machine posted:

hot rod is an extremely underrated comedy imo

Basically every line that Bill Hader and Danny McBride have are delivered perfectly

16-bit Butt-Head
Dec 25, 2014

the milk machine posted:

can you post it please

i was mistaken but lol

quote:

"Hey, you!" Jason whirled. The two giggling females were standing
in a grassy area with the moon right behind them, wearing nothing
but little belly shirts and panties along with their big mindless
smiles. One of them held up a bottle and wiggled it at him.

"You want a beer?" she asked, giggling some more.

"Or do you want to smoke some pot?" added the other one,
producing a joint.

"Or we could just have pre-marital sex!" said the first one
cheerfully.

He stared as they tossed away the beer and the joint to pull their
shirts off over their heads. Topless now, they each struck a pose as if
they were having their picture taken.

"We just love pre-marital sex!" they said in unison.

Jason raised his machete and advanced on them. But instead of
screaming and running away, they only climbed into a pair of


sleeping bags lying on the grass behind them and continued to giggle
as heartily as ever.

He bent over and took a closer look at them. They registered as live
humans but oddly. Were these the ones he had sensed eluding him
before? Why didn't they do that now if they could? Or scream and
run?

Defective. They were defective. Like him, when he had been a
living creature.

No, not like him. They were happy; no one would want to hurt
them.

That settled, he zipped them into their sleeping bags and bashed
them alternately against each other and a nearby tree. Finally they
started squealing and screaming and they kept it up long after other
humans would have stopped. He would not have cared how long it
went on except that in between, they were also still giggling.

16-bit Butt-Head
Dec 25, 2014

https://archive.org/details/jason-x-pat-cadigan_202107

Buck Wildman
Mar 30, 2010

I am Metango, Galactic Governor


I'm just gonna wait for the movie version thx tho

Clip-On Fedora
Feb 20, 2011

Pepe Silvia Browne posted:

also his character in Hot Rod always makes me laugh

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=VY6PAkLG2p4

Chris Parnell only has one character he plays in everything he's in, but it doesn't matter because that character is amazing.

Al!
Apr 2, 2010

:coolspot::coolspot::coolspot::coolspot::coolspot:

16-bit Butt-Head posted:

i was mistaken but lol

this is also the holodeck program riker runs

16-bit Butt-Head
Dec 25, 2014

TNG vs Jason...

Al!
Apr 2, 2010

:coolspot::coolspot::coolspot::coolspot::coolspot:
lmao just had a brief mental flash of data as freddie kruger

Nichael
Mar 30, 2011


Pepe Silvia Browne posted:

it's kinda been a shame to see him only do VA stuff the last few years, he's such a funny comedic actor. Dr. Spaceman is amongst the greatest tertiary Sitcom characters of all time.

Hello, I'm Nazi doctor, Dr. Spaceman.

[off-screen] they can hear you!

No, I want them to hear that.

nice obelisk idiot
May 18, 2023

funerary linens looking like dishrags

Al! posted:

lmao just had a brief mental flash of data as freddie kruger
why would you want me to stop pursuing you through a series of increasingly hellish dreamscapes. i do not understand

Al!
Apr 2, 2010

:coolspot::coolspot::coolspot::coolspot::coolspot:
unfortunately, i do not have human feelings, so i am not enjoying this, bitch

Al!
Apr 2, 2010

:coolspot::coolspot::coolspot::coolspot::coolspot:
q is basically already wishmaster

Remulak
Jun 8, 2001
I can't count to four.
Yams Fan
I’m Pat Cadigan’s lawyer, this was a Work for Hire with no royalties, please enjoy.

DR FRASIER KRANG
Feb 4, 2005

"Are you forgetting that just this afternoon I was punched in the face by a turtle now dead?
Parnell is one SNL alum that would truly make me sad if his wife went on a pill-fueled rage and murdered him in his bed.

the milk machine
Jul 23, 2002

lick my keys

16-bit Butt-Head posted:

i was mistaken but lol

lmao

Spergin Morlock
Aug 8, 2009

16-bit Butt-Head posted:

there is a novelization for jason x that i own and at the holodeck part jason thinks the teens are mentally impaired (using the r word) before he kills them anyway lol

Owns a novelization of Jason X. User loses posting privileges for 6 hours.

Oglethorpe
Aug 8, 2005

watching invasion of the bodysnatchers

rat turd vs caper is my new fake vs real

16-bit Butt-Head
Dec 25, 2014

Spergin Morlock posted:

Owns a novelization of Jason X. User loses posting privileges for 6 hours.

horror movie novelizations own noob

the milk machine
Jul 23, 2002

lick my keys
what's the best one

Ghost Leviathan
Mar 2, 2017

Exploration is ill-advised.

KirbyKhan posted:

I forget the exact combination of words the title consists of, but it's about some dudes uncle who got Isekai'd 20 years ago and found his way back to the modern world. It is very good and very short.

Reminds me of Gravity Falls for some reason, spoiler alert.

DoombatINC posted:

Child's Play 3 - that one also has Tyler, the tiny baby we are putting through a military training program for some reason



For a second I thought that was Major Payne, starring Martin Lawrence. Man, that's a crossover I'd like to see. They'd probably end up getting along even as they try their hardest to kill each other.

Actually sounds like they realised they were onto something with a slasher killer who's actually at a physical disadvantage rather than near-omnipotence.

aw frig aw dang it
Jun 1, 2018


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Spergin Morlock
Aug 8, 2009

16-bit Butt-Head posted:

horror movie novelizations own noob

did you pay money for it? lol

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