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HashtagGirlboss
Jan 4, 2005


All those memes and underhanded jokes and she just comes right out and admits it smdh

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lumpentroll
Mar 4, 2020

Would like to take a moment and say to the person on the av-buying spree: What the fuck is wrong with you? Fucking disagreeing on the wording of polling questions means that I support Israel murdering people in Gaza? And somehow despite caring enough to plaster that fucking pic

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loquacius
Oct 21, 2008

It is notable that Bluey, the namesake and ostensible star of Bluey, is not the most notable or prominent character on the show, and I have trouble remembering which of the two kids is Bluey and which is the other one

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lumpentroll
Mar 4, 2020

Would like to take a moment and say to the person on the av-buying spree: What the fuck is wrong with you? Fucking disagreeing on the wording of polling questions means that I support Israel murdering people in Gaza? And somehow despite caring enough to plaster that fucking pic
white women

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loquacius posted:

It is notable that Bluey, the namesake and ostensible star of Bluey, is not the most notable or prominent character on the show, and I have trouble remembering which of the two kids is Bluey and which is the other one

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lumpentroll posted:

white women

lmao

lumpentroll
Mar 4, 2020

Would like to take a moment and say to the person on the av-buying spree: What the fuck is wrong with you? Fucking disagreeing on the wording of polling questions means that I support Israel murdering people in Gaza? And somehow despite caring enough to plaster that fucking pic

loquacius
Oct 21, 2008

lumpentroll posted:

white women

lol

F Stop Fitzgerald
Dec 12, 2010

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lol

mawarannahr
May 21, 2019


this is the laziest film poster idea. did they make it in final draft?

Some Guy TT
Aug 30, 2011

Srice posted:

The zendaya threesome tennis movie is getting a lot of high marks from critics I trust, gonna try to make room to see that this weekend too.

which critics are those

Majorian
Jul 1, 2009

Inverted Offensive Battle: Acupuncture Attacks Convert To 3D Penetration Tactics Taking Advantage of Deep Battle Opportunities

Pepe Silvia Browne posted:

yes. and he is bad at coming up with names.

Also absurdly and famously terrible at directing actors. I love the dude overall but there's a reason why "Empire" is the best. (well, several reasons but one of those is Irv Kershner)

tristeham
Jul 31, 2022


lumpentroll posted:

white women

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Majorian
Jul 1, 2009

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She was on him LIKE A DOG.

Some Guy TT
Aug 30, 2011


you posting this right after star wars sequel chat reminds me about how supermechagodzilla has argued that rey is for all practical intents and purposes an antisocial autistic weeaboo but everyone both inside and outside the text just ignores this because shes a conventionally attractive white woman

its kindof funny to think that everyone immediately grasps that kylo ren is a weird creepazoid but rey engaging in virtually identical behavior on the opposite side of the spectrum is just intuitively read as epic girlboss who dont take no poo poo from nobody

1stGear
Jan 16, 2010

Here's to the new us.

This is going to get a lot of play from the incels-who-are-hosed-up-even-by-incel-standards.

Some Guy TT
Aug 30, 2011

Some kids grew up watching "Blue’s Clues" and "Dora The Explorer," and others are turning their attention to the hit cartoon "Bluey" — and one NASCAR great believes the show is setting expectations way too high.

Dale Earnhardt Jr. spoke to The Athletic and was asked 12 interesting questions outside the world of motorsports. The outlet asked the former driver to "rank these in terms of annoyance: ‘Bluey,’ finding rats around the house, your kids both having colds at the same time, late start times for races and the Dallas Cowboys." But "Bluey" is where Junior gave his longest response.

Earnhardt said he believes he’s a great dad, but the cartoon sets unrealistic expectations for his kids.

"But we watch ‘Bluey’ and the kids are like, ‘Come on, Dad, do this. Come on, Dad, pretend this.’ So every episode, my kids watch ‘Bluey’ and see the dad is like the kids’ best friend. Always available. Always there. Anytime they want the dad to get in on the fun or to play, he’s never too busy," he said.

"He’s never got to go to work. He’s never got this thing he’s got to do or he’s never mowing the lawn and whatever, right? It’s always, ‘Yep, you got it. I’m gonna do what the kids want me to do and pretend with them.’ So my girls, mainly Isla (who just turned 5), they have the same expectation of me."

Earnhardt said he understands he should let his children have an imagination, but replicating what the father "Bluey" does in real life is exhausting.

"I know you’re supposed to let them pretend," he added. "You’re supposed to let them create and imagine. But the dad on ‘Bluey,’ he is setting these expectations for our own children that are unrealistic. Because my daughter thinks, ‘Oh, yeah, my dad should do that. My dad will do that. We’ll ask him to do it and he’s gonna do it.’

"I’m sure some people will have different opinions about all that. I’d be curious to hear others’ opinions. I know somebody is going to say, ‘There will come a day when nobody is going to be asking you to pretend anymore and you’re going to be so sad.’ And I know that’s coming. I’m not wishing my life away. But ‘Bluey’ makes things challenging because the expectations are high."

Srice
Sep 11, 2011

Some Guy TT posted:

which critics are those

david sims of the blank check podcast and the atlantic gave it 4.5 stars on his LB, and david ehrlich of indiewire gave it 4. both davids are in agreement that it's good so I know I'll probably like it

Weembles
Apr 19, 2004

Srice posted:

david sims of the blank check podcast and the atlantic gave it 4.5 stars on his LB, and david ehrlich of indiewire gave it 4. both davids are in agreement that it's good so I know I'll probably like it

Sims also gave 4.5 stars to the beach that makes you old movie.

Some Guy TT
Aug 30, 2011

Weembles posted:

Sims also gave 4.5 stars to the beach that makes you old movie.

that movie was really black mirror in the sense that it depicts a ludicrously resource intensive form of evil science fiction being used to achieve a really petty financial benefit that we can already do with several degrees of magnitudes worth of lower investment

Uncle Boogeyman
Jul 22, 2007

Weembles posted:

Sims also gave 4.5 stars to the beach that makes you old movie.

to be fair, that movie had a pretty wild meta-angle in that it also makes you older as you watch it

Good Soldier Svejk
Jul 5, 2010

Rufus Sewell is also a treasure to watch in any movie and increasingly angry Rufus Sewell even moreso

DJJIB-DJDCT
Feb 1, 2024


I'm not saying OBL was right about the west... but...

lumpentroll posted:

white women

DR FRASIER KRANG
Feb 4, 2005

"Are you forgetting that just this afternoon I was punched in the face by a turtle now dead?
this seems like that other video where it was ostensibly a video podcast but turned out to be 100% staged for the joke about how she makes her man cum 25 times a day

1stGear
Jan 16, 2010

Here's to the new us.
FF, you aren't allowed to post about women other than Maria Theresa and Elizabeth II, we've discussed this.

ArmedZombie
Jun 6, 2004

loquacius posted:

It is notable that Bluey, the namesake and ostensible star of Bluey, is not the most notable or prominent character on the show, and I have trouble remembering which of the two kids is Bluey and which is the other one

bluey is the blue one

Gumball Gumption
Jan 7, 2012

DR FRASIER KRANG posted:

this seems like that other video where it was ostensibly a video podcast but turned out to be 100% staged for the joke about how she makes her man cum 25 times a day

It's a buddies shooting the poo poo podcast by two porn actresses. It's absolutely a bit

loquacius
Oct 21, 2008


didn't you post this before along with a complementary angry momblog trying to extrapolate dale earnhardt being a bad dad to the entire concept of fatherhood in general

Nix Panicus
Feb 25, 2007

Action Jacktion posted:

I just remember Poe disobeys orders to destroy a ship and someone gets killed, and when he comes back Leia or Laura Dern gets angry and demotes him, and you can just hear Johnson saying "Aha! I'll bet you thought he'd be treated as a hero, but that doesn't happen in my smart and challenging movie!" But really the audience just thought Poe was a moron and wondered why he was only demoted instead of being arrested for getting someone killed.

I guess I also remember the message that you should blindly obey your betters even if they choose for no reason not to explain their actions.

Poe insists on blowing up a ship with a big gun that could kill the fleet while Laura Dern says they can just run away and it doesnt matter. And then when they run away the bad guys immediately find them and catch up to them, so if the ship with the big gun was still around they would have all been picked off instead of just kinda cruising along menacingly

Poe was right, Dern was wrong, and her abrasive secretive leadership style also caused her underlings to mutiny in order to have a chance at saving the fleet.

Dern is just wrong at every possible junction, so at the end of the movie she has to kill herself as punishment for her bad choices.

ArmedZombie
Jun 6, 2004

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=pH5Pu9RZ8yk

new kind of cat
May 8, 2007

by Fluffdaddy

Nix Panicus posted:

Poe insists on blowing up a ship with a big gun that could kill the fleet while Laura Dern says they can just run away and it doesnt matter. And then when they run away the bad guys immediately find them and catch up to them, so if the ship with the big gun was still around they would have all been picked off instead of just kinda cruising along menacingly

Poe was right, Dern was wrong, and her abrasive secretive leadership style also caused her underlings to mutiny in order to have a chance at saving the fleet.

Dern is just wrong at every possible junction, so at the end of the movie she has to kill herself as punishment for her bad choices.

that’s more integrity than we got from obama

Nichael
Mar 30, 2011


What are Ms. Rowling's thoughts on Italians? We already know how she feels about Jews and trans people.

uber_stoat
Jan 21, 2001



Pillbug
a cursory search reveals only that an Italian wizard blew up mount Vesuvius. also a quidditch player named after a salami manufacturer.

Some Guy TT
Aug 30, 2011

uber_stoat posted:

a cursory search reveals only that an Italian wizard blew up mount Vesuvius.

well that wasnt very nice what did mount vesuvius ever do to him

uber_stoat
Jan 21, 2001



Pillbug
i guess technically Italy did not exist back then.

LegoMan
Mar 17, 2002

ting ting ting

College Slice

1stGear posted:

This is going to get a lot of play from the incels-who-are-hosed-up-even-by-incel-standards.

While actually missing the point

Srice
Sep 11, 2011

Weembles posted:

Sims also gave 4.5 stars to the beach that makes you old movie.

and he's right to do so.

Good Soldier Svejk
Jul 5, 2010

I think it's time we all just admitted Shyamalan is back

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Good Soldier Svejk posted:

I think it's time we all just admitted Shyamalan is back

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