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Bro Dad posted:its always been a thing Not caring about the min wage teenagers that will have to wipe down their loved ones charred bones - on brand for a Disney adult
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indigi posted:I’m trying to think of movies to show my 9 year old nephew so I googled movies that came out in 94/95 when I was 8/9 to try to remember what level of film you can appreciate at that age. a good third the movies I saw at the time - either in theater with friends or from Blockbuster - there's no loving way I'd show them to a 9 year old, even putting aside the idea of trying to convince my sister it was appropriate. some highlights: Lmao you saw Disclosure when you were 9 how are you not a deviant just taking dips in urinal troughs
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I saw eraserhead at around age ten. hosed me up something fierce.
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Uncle Boogeyman posted:it includes Jason Statham with a bad hairpiece trying to do an american accent makes him look like british bruce willis 
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Oglethorpe posted:makes him look like british bruce willis he is
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RandolphCarter posted:I saw eraserhead at around age ten. hosed me up something fierce. 
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you overexposed weirdos when I was eight my favorite movie was the charlie sheen three musketeers
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i say swears online posted:you overexposed weirdos I had a friend at that age who had a single dad and HBO and his dad went to bed at 8pm Saw a lot of interesting stuff pretty young
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goons claiming to have watched criteon collection in grade school is always a hoot
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I got into kubrick when I was 17 but before that I don't think I went more avant garde than Spielberg edit actually saw full metal jacket on an overnight transatlantic flight at 14 and that messed me up real good
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Nonsense posted:goons claiming to have watched criteon collection in grade school is always a hoot I don’t know about criterion. But definitely saw tits
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HashtagGirlboss posted:I don’t know about criterion. But definitely saw tits the aforementioned three musketeers movie had quite the set of heaving bosoms in a corset iirc
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Tales from the crypt actually is the thing I remember us watching the most for whatever that’s worth
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you think hearing curse words and seeing boobs as a kid was tough? todays kids have to try and develop a good brain while watching ai generated videos of spiderman strangling elsa that autoplay between toy unboxing vids
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all my friends were basically on the Watch What The Hell You Want parenting plan and somehow I had the self-knowledge to understand I was way too much of a pussy at age ten to watch the VHS of faces of death or whatever. I didn’t even watch much mainstream horror until I hit my twenties. have never regretted taking my time.
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I regret not loving myself up more
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selec posted:all my friends were basically on the Watch What The Hell You Want parenting plan and somehow I had the self-knowledge to understand I was way too much of a pussy at age ten to watch the VHS of faces of death or whatever. I didn’t even watch much mainstream horror until I hit my twenties. have never regretted taking my time.
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i say swears online posted:same. Labyrinth scared the poo poo out of me in like first grade Labyrinth was on tv all the time for a while for some reason, remember watching parts of it on a near weekly basis for a while in grade school
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Nonsense posted:goons claiming to have watched criteon collection in grade school is always a hoot I did because I had older siblings who were into movies. some of my favorites as a kid was treasure of sierra madre and Maltese falcon. Humphrey bogart ftw. Sorry that we EXIST
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In Training posted:I did because I had older siblings who were into movies. some of my favorites as a kid was treasure of sierra madre and Maltese falcon. Humphrey bogart ftw. Sorry that we EXIST  I'll allow it!
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i watched r rated movies starting at 8 and had awful nightmares for years when i was a kid, but i think i got them out of my system and haven’t had a bad dream in like 20 years, so it’s all gravy baby
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just inundate your brain with cannabinoids and you'll never dream again
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DR FRASIER KRANG posted:reboot RE:Boot I've been saying this
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the only movie you need is Crocodile Dundee
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Wraith of J.O.I. posted:i watched r rated movies starting at 8 and had awful nightmares for years when i was a kid, but i think i got them out of my system and haven’t had a bad dream in like 20 years, so it’s all gravy baby i remember catching The People Under The Stairs on television and even the edited version destroyed me. then years later the Amanda DeJesus thing happened and I thought "oh so that was a documentary".
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I was a weakling child and got really hosed-up by the Twilight Zone when I was 9
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I remember all the kids in my kindergarten class claiming to each other on the playground that they had seen Jurassic Park At the time I believed them and thought my parents were the weird ones not letting me do likewise
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loquacius posted:I was a weakling child and got really hosed-up by the Twilight Zone when I was 9 those mars attacks skeleton guns gave me like a year of nightmares, my young dumb brain did not get any of the humor of the movie
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i say swears online posted:same. Labyrinth scared the poo poo out of me in like first grade labyrinth was my sexual awakening
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pretty sure im not the only one too, that gif of lindsay ellis getting hit in the face by hot dogs was from her channel awesome review of labyrinth
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Al! posted:pretty sure im not the only one too, that gif of lindsay ellis getting hit in the face by hot dogs was from her channel awesome review of labyrinth lmao
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Wraith of J.O.I. posted:those mars attacks skeleton guns gave me like a year of nightmares, my young dumb brain did not get any of the humor of the movie The lake monster in creepshow 2 was my personal nightmare fodder. I would be in bed and wake up terrified it was prowling around on the bedroom floor and try to maneuver across furniture to go to the bathroom I’m really not sure why. Rewatching as an adult it’s just a floaty tarp
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Wraith of J.O.I. posted:those mars attacks skeleton guns gave me like a year of nightmares, my young dumb brain did not get any of the humor of the movie It was the loving monster on the plane episode the idea that there are invisible monsters lurking around to kill people, and the concept of suddenly being aware of one and nobody believing you, really messed up my tiny mind
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i say swears online posted:you overexposed weirdos Yeah! Batman Returns scared the poo poo out of me though…
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Wraith of J.O.I. posted:those mars attacks skeleton guns gave me like a year of nightmares, my young dumb brain did not get any of the humor of the movie
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loquacius posted:I was a weakling child and got really hosed-up by the Twilight Zone when I was 9 the twilight zone episode where the guy keeps seeing the same man on the side of the road as he drives was an all-loving timer for me as a kid. just such a haunting image, found myself recreating that feeling or homaging it or whatever several times making art as an adult. the other TV episode that genuinely popped my head open as a child was the two part GI Joe episode where Shipwreck is Truman Showed. like, I wonder if the word “Kafkaesque” ever came up in the writer’s room when they were developing the cartoon to sell toys
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This is dumb in retrospect but growing up in the plains made Twister give me nightmares, any time our county was under a tornado watch or warning I would gather my valuables and stuff them under the stairs
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seriously who the gently caress signed off on a dark “nothing is real/paradise is a trap” two parter https://youtu.be/dabVaor2NlQ?si=qljb_4TscCFUWMid https://youtu.be/GZB_VKM7Zpo?si=-4xIFS5dqCOpV4Ui
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Clip-On Fedora posted:Yeah! lmfao i just watched it for the first time a couple months ago. danny devito is so gross, i didn't expect him to be so pervy
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anyone heard of The Regime on hbo? it just started this month and is supposed to be a "geopolitical satire" about "the danger of reelecting donald trump" and is "dangerously funny" please someone else watch the first ep and report back
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