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Farm Frenzy posted:just watched hellraiser 2 and liked it a lot are any of the other eight (lol) movies in the hellraiser franchise worth watching ive heard theyre all really bad I have extremely strong opinions on the Hellraisers due to a binge at the start of quarantine 3: There's some fun cenobite stuff going on, especially in the third act, but the moving parts of the film are all boring - the greatest crime of any movie 4: Cool historical vignette early on in the movie and some laughable Hellraiser In Space but 2/3rds of the movie is really low budget and constrained and dull 5: A procedural serial killer film with some supernatural elements, better than expected but the effects are bleh and there's barely any actual cenobit econtent 6: This one's hard to get through, no redeeming qualities, lovely protagonist, lovely story, no good meathooking, just nothing 7: Interesting take on a Flatliners kind of story in the Hellraiser universe, the ending is anticlimatic and cheesy but there's a few scenes that really stuck with me 8: Holy poo poo bad, remarkably bad, talk about it years later bad, bottom shelf direct to video bad, kind of made me angry while watching it 9: They dug a hole beneath the bottom shelf, you would not believe this hole - ironically, 9 is the closest in story to the first 2 Hellraisers, but the acting and dialogue physically hurt in a unique way 10: Third favorite Hellraiser film - opens with a cool vignette about cenobite bureaucracy which then transitions into a 70ish minute supernatural Se7en knockoff In conclusion, Hellraiser is a land of contrasts, thank you
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Apr 7, 2021 23:40
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I've started making a real concerted effort to finish big single player games because more often than not I end up getting 97% of the way through, realize I'm almost done, and then dip because I both don't want to have overlooked any content and don't want the fun world I'm enjoying to end 
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Apr 12, 2021 22:40
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BrutalistMcDonalds posted:this was the peak of american civilization right here You speak as though the Air Bud lineage is free of sin, free of rot https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ZduGtsiJxDE https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=dVH9ULo4mzQ https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=E_PDTdQZjfk
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Apr 15, 2021 05:43
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Qoey posted:How dare you, Russel Mania is the best pro wrestling movie ever It merely sits at the feet of No Holds Barred, the superior pro wrestling movie It's themesong is also second best, I mean it's incredibly good as far as themesongs go https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=RJtzFy-JsbU but then No Holds Barred rolls in and puts a cigarette out in your eye, like gently caress man https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=yhRW-mjSzsU
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Apr 15, 2021 06:18
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Of loving course they skipped Tiny Lister, the first black president
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Apr 26, 2021 05:01
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gradenko_2000 posted:I watched Bloodshot with Vin Diesel over the weekend, and I thought it was a good movie with a cool plot twist. I went into the movie totally blind and thought it was really campy and rote and then the twist hit and the movie loving had me I would recommend Bloodshot to anyone who has never heard of or seen promotional material for or performed a cursory google search of Bloodshot
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Apr 26, 2021 07:22
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Sure I'll watch a movie where they put a rich old gently caress right in the toilet
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May 6, 2021 20:47
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DesertIslandHermit posted:I still say when it comes to movie fans, people who enjoy 80s schlock horror are the most tolerable bunch. Doesn't matter if it's critically panned! It's fun and it's got funny dialoague! My movie diet is almost exclusively drive-in / straight-to-video exploitation and I've been in hog heaven since there's been such an active effort to remaster and preserve them these last few years - it sure beats the old standard of low fidelity VHS rips with warped audio and tracking problems Last night I watched 1965's Mudhoney by Russ Meyer, the shocking motion picture that dares to ask the question "what if there were a bunch of horny inbred appalachians with substance problems?"
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May 27, 2021 23:34
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DesertIslandHermit posted:What the hell? That's like the best Ghoulies. Ghoulies 2 is the closest to being a functional movie, for sure. Ghoulies 1 is dull and meandering and completely useless, Ghoulies 3 is lovely horror-comedy but at least conceptually weird enough to be interesting, Ghoulies 4 is as close to nothing as a movie can be and I hate it.
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May 28, 2021 01:02
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Oh man I just watched this flick Meet the Hollowheads and it's exactly the kind of crazy poo poo you cannot convince anyone to let you make, it's loving crazy in the best way https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=RhwErX-V--A Tonally it's a bleak dystopian parody of 50s sitcom americana with a rote "boss comes over for dinner, hijinks ensue" plot, with every cliche played straight but to the tenth power. Aesthetically it's full on, visceral, no-punches-pulled Cronenberg body horror spilt all over a proto-nickelodeon fever dream full of tubes and slime. It's listed several places as a "dark comedy" but it's really more accurately a light cartoonish family movie filled with grotesque violence and needless gross-out poo poo and several sexual assaults and it makes me want to loving puke. A+++ would buy on UHD
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Jun 5, 2021 03:04
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uber_stoat posted:i am not familiar with this movie but i checked just now and you can rent it on amazon streaming for 99 big fat cents. or 2.99 to buy. so let's see how it goes. I'd say the part where the boys are picking engorged ticks off a dying dog and slingshotting them against the one's bedroom wall, splattering their giggling faces with ricochets of dog blood and tick guts, as a "kids just bein' kids!" honkey-tonk song plays was when I crack ping'd like "hey I think there's something wrong-wrong with this movie" and ho boy it never really lets up from there
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Jun 5, 2021 05:14
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Some Guy TT posted:https://mobile.twitter.com/StolenDans/status/1409599789235376130 https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=QLJBfGdej7g
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Jun 29, 2021 17:08
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FFT posted:lmao "J.K. Rowling Confirms Jewish Character in ‘Harry Potter’" Before clicking the link: my guess is Castie Goldstein After clicking the link: lol; rofl
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Jun 29, 2021 17:28
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Atrocious Joe posted:Cat Person? I prefer Cat People. The movie is so wonderfully weird https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=VKMFlipKWs8
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Jul 9, 2021 05:42
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vyelkin posted:including Jane Hudson from What Ever Happened to Baby Jane?, the erotically tormented nuns from The Devils, and Alex’s droogs from A Clockwork Orange are you motherfucking kidding me, did I make this movie and not remember doing it
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Jul 16, 2021 03:33
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Bro Dad posted:John Cena is one of my favorite actors because he looks like a battletoad https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=QxdckhQoYUs
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Jul 31, 2021 02:33
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Equalizer 2000, a Mad Max ripoff about how everyone is obsessed with this one single gun that's just too drat big and powerful and whoever has this gun is undefeatable and by extension rules the world https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=MckEmHq62nE
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Aug 1, 2021 01:40
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Some Guy TT posted:this description makes me think that everyone who gets the gun inevitably gets shanked once they fall asleep but that sounds like it would be really funny so im guessing thats not what actually happens It's a pretty basic tale, really. A good guy hates that there's a bad guy in the dirt-future, so he makes a gun. The gun makes the good guy win all the fights, so now the bad guy wants the gun. He gets it and starts doing even more bad guy stuff, so the good guy gets the gun back and wins more. He keeps winning until he's done, and then he takes the gun apart because nobody should have the gun. Interspliced with this gripping narrative there's six hundred stunt men that get exploded and enough gasoline fires to make the most frivolous coal roller raise an eyebrow.
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Aug 1, 2021 04:27
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a sudden pang of nostalgia for ICQ
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Aug 22, 2021 03:09
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Some Guy TT posted:https://mobile.twitter.com/gabrielroth/status/1433906065331171331 however, https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=2qO7-Zr0MzI
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Sep 4, 2021 04:46
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Sep 7, 2021 23:10
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One of my favorite movie-going memories was during Revenge of the Sith during the scene where Anakin kills the younglings, like half the theater broke up laughing at the punctuated lightsaber shwooom which prompted some guy near the front row to scream "SHUT UP EVERYONE JUST SHUT UP" through his tears You know what, maybe I don't actually miss theaters
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Sep 10, 2021 05:30
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There is also the extremely canonical Computer Boy https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=QmK_c2--PfI
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Sep 11, 2021 01:20
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The machines understand that their power source requires regular maintenance and repairs Keanu spent like three decades nourished, healthy, sheltered and warm inside the big wet sack
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Sep 12, 2021 02:19
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god I wish that were me 
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Sep 12, 2021 02:20
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That was also the exact scene that description conjured up for me I too received a classical education in Whatever the Local Fox Affiliate Would Broadcast After 10 PM on Weeknights
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Sep 15, 2021 05:17
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Tim and Eric are loving visionaries, sometimes I revisit Awesome Show or TGTTM and get impressed all over again, also them stopping their movie to deadpan explain the concept of comic relief is still one of my favorite comedic beats in any media current or historic https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=sSX2EM6k8Uo
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Sep 20, 2021 01:13
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Sep 27, 2021 19:26
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*throwing down a huge bank robbing sack* cheese it fellas, it's Giant Ben Shaprio and a bunch of fucks that couldn't get into an Image Comics fan convention
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Oct 14, 2021 07:08
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If the hobbits ever discover the doner kebab munchie box it's all over for them as a society
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Oct 14, 2021 20:09
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If I wanted to watch three hours of detective movie I'd just watch Alien Private Eye twice https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=bIppeTH1Bck (I am not joking please watch this movie two times)
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Oct 17, 2021 01:41
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It's a really good movie, the hero is a dancing alien that likes to party, the bad guy has a superdrug that's also a bomb and he prays to Hitler, a guy does a Peter Lorre impression that could peel paint off a wall, there's very little else you can want
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Oct 17, 2021 01:53
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Bro Dad posted:unless he intentionally loaded the gun this seems like a catastrophic fuckup on the prop manager/firearms expert's part Even if the production was deliberately misusing a blank gun by discharging it straight at the camera / personnel while way too close, the Firearms Knower on-set should've been screaming at them while waving their hands over their head the entire time Like we should also be hearing about Alec Baldwin treated for wounds resulting from a thrown clipboard
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Oct 22, 2021 04:22
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sos I started to google this to see what the story was on the soundbite and  uh google are you loving okay
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Oct 22, 2021 04:34
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MeatwadIsGod posted:"Witnesses reported that the prop master was a 6'4" bald man with a barcode tattoo and ill-fitting clothes. He is alleged to have told the assistant director that the upcoming scene was 'to die for' prior to leaving the area." Hahahaha oh my god if someone pulled a Curtains Down in real life I'm gonna fuckn plotz
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Oct 22, 2021 18:06
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Wraith of J.O.I. posted:my partner loves great british bakeoff, ted lasso, and sex education and asked me yesterday if british people are really that wholesome........ had to laugh and say sorry no no no no not at all Sounds like someone needs an Are You Being Served binge
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Oct 24, 2021 17:36
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poo poo POST MALONE posted:go off, kingo 
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Oct 25, 2021 04:40
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mastershakeman posted:i just finished a blind watch of the first 15 seasons of stargate sg-1+atlantis and folks, its better than anything else on tv before or since If you haven't watched Leverage then consider it - it's an incredibly comfortable watch and matches your needs to the letter
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