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So talk about new Apple poo poo here. Complain about the App Store poo poo and retail store poo poo at the beginning of every event. Complain about how expensive every product is. Complain about it all and then line up at 3am to get your hands on the new iPhone.
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WHERES MY IPAD HI-FI PRO TIMAPPLE Also, the new cheesegrater must grate cheddar, gorgonzola, and mozzarella while still rendering RED files at 4K ProRes Then I get to bake the cheese onto do using the new 5K monitors, I hear they're hot enough Binary Badger fucked around with this message at 17:43 on Sep 10, 2019 |
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Sep 10, 2019 17:40
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HomePod mini or bust, Apple. You have one shot at this.
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Sep 10, 2019 17:42
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Finally they're doing a goddamn YouTube stream of this one! https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=996wliAI_y4
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Sep 10, 2019 17:42
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Dammit I liked how you could pretty much only watch it on an Apple Device. It's a new day at Apple.
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Sep 10, 2019 17:43
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Here's to hoping it's the original gay rainbow logo and not some pastel crap. I'm holding off buying a new case for my X in case I want to replace it.
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Sep 10, 2019 17:44
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Krispy Wafer posted:Here's to hoping it's the original gay rainbow logo and not some pastel crap. 100% serious they need to incorporate that logo into poo poo again. It's so good.
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Sep 10, 2019 17:45
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Rageaholic posted:Finally they're doing a goddamn YouTube stream of this one! Hey, why isn't 4K res an option in Chrome?!
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Sep 10, 2019 17:47
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Jose Oquendo posted:Dammit I liked how you could pretty much only watch it on an Apple Device. Me too, actually. Like, I appreciate the vestiges of old weird early-OSX apple
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Sep 10, 2019 17:47
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Jose Oquendo posted:100% serious they need to incorporate that logo into poo poo again. It's so good. Up until maybe 5 years ago we had an old old shuttered Apple authorized reseller that had a big rotating rainbow logo facing the street. The new tenants in the building never got rid of it so it just slowly fell apart. I miss that big gay rainbow apple.
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Sep 10, 2019 17:49
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Ugh lets get poorer together.
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Sep 10, 2019 17:52
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This phone sucks and isn’t a worthwhile upgrade to my 4 year old phone that is slow and lovely at this point. Did I do it right?
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Sep 10, 2019 17:52
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George H.W. oval office posted:This phone sucks and isn’t a worthwhile upgrade to my 4 year old phone that is slow and lovely at this point. 
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Sep 10, 2019 17:54
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George H.W. oval office posted:This phone sucks and isn’t a worthwhile upgrade to my 4 year old phone that is slow and lovely at this point. Unless SE 2 is announced, nailed it
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George H.W. oval office posted:This phone sucks and isn’t a worthwhile upgrade to my 4 year old phone that is slow and lovely at this point. Add something about it being too big.
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Sep 10, 2019 17:55
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George H.W. oval office posted:This phone sucks and isn’t a worthwhile upgrade to my 4 year old phone that is slow and lovely at this point. My top of the line year old phone is about to feel like an old piece of poo poo and I’m going to have to fight back daily the urge to upgrade because my brain is completely broken.
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Sep 10, 2019 17:55
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I'm so pumped to watch a launch event for products I can't afford, and will probably never have!
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Sep 10, 2019 17:56
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I'm still astounded that they're taking the CPU approach to the camera.. can't make the cams any better so we'll just shove in more of them at once. Who the hell wants fancy schmancy bokeh when we just want picture quality as good/better than a loving Pixel? They should be putting in space probe imaging technology that accounts for wild swings in camera movement, antiblurring up the wazoo, super refined image stablization, but noo the rubes will settle for blurry backgrounds and clear faces I should be able to wave my phone in the general direction of somebody and get back super detailed pics of all their facial pores and out-of-place eyebrow hairs and poo poo. Binary Badger fucked around with this message at 18:00 on Sep 10, 2019 |
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Sep 10, 2019 17:58
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So pumped to replace my eight month old XS Max with whatever they announce today.
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Sep 10, 2019 17:58
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I hope they get U2 out here again
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Sep 10, 2019 17:59
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It'll probably be John Meyer or Halsey
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Sep 10, 2019 18:01
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I'm on an X and probably won't be upgrading unless they announce something major. Let's get this show on the road!
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Sep 10, 2019 18:01
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OH GEEZ ITS STARTING ON TIME
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Sep 10, 2019 18:01
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I miss the rainbow iMacs from way back.
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Sep 10, 2019 18:01
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I'm curious to see the tags and airpods. And what the deal is with the R1 chip.
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Sep 10, 2019 18:02
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Sue posted:I miss the rainbow iMacs from way back.
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Sep 10, 2019 18:02
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Intro by Google
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New logo?
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Sep 10, 2019 18:02
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does anyone have the keynote bingo card?
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I’m sad we won’t hear Jony Ive’s soothing voice anymore 
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Sep 10, 2019 18:02
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Tim coming out strong with the chest bump.
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Sep 10, 2019 18:03
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Waiting for those iPhone demo shots that contain no white people except the girl with 5 million freckles
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Sep 10, 2019 18:03
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Not going for the bullshit big numbers intro? Apple is DOOMED.
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Sep 10, 2019 18:03
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no updates about how many iOS updates there have been; this is the best keynote ever
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Sep 10, 2019 18:04
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Make sure the guy who's pissed off because there was no 16" MacBook Pro Pro Pro announcement, when everyone knew that wasn't going to be mentioned, is ready to go postal at the end of this.
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Sep 10, 2019 18:04
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Oh boy, Apple Arcade!!!
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Sep 10, 2019 18:04
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Electric Bugaloo posted:Tim coming out strong with the chest bump. He’s charismatic af.
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https://keynotebingo.github.io
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Sep 10, 2019 18:04
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no joke apple arcade is a cool service and going to be really successful
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did Tim break into Steve's old turtleneck closet?!
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