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Today's kids are like a supermodel in a laundromat.
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I've said it before, and I'll say it again. Nobody ever made soup in a monsoon.
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Sep 11, 2019 02:48
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as they say, a pig should not gently caress a swan. the swan likes it, and the pig is not prepared for the emotional commitment.
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Sep 11, 2019 02:51
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You can buy a lamp for a hyena, but he'll only piss on it.
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Sep 11, 2019 03:01
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Office romances are like foreign cars. You never have enough lettuce.
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Sep 11, 2019 03:08
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Read this as ‘bewildering appliances’. You can keep your fridge full, but(t) things are still gonna start stinkin.
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Sep 11, 2019 03:10
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Time ripens all cheese
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Sep 11, 2019 03:11
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an apple a day keeps the doctor at bay a stake through the heart and the doctor's not so smart
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Sep 11, 2019 03:11
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Two goats make more noise than three, depending on the weather.
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Sep 11, 2019 03:17
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invite the doctor to your home, ever more within he'll roam arising from his putrid crypt, the doctor writes an undead script
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Sep 11, 2019 03:17
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the doctor hails from transylvania his hmo's a royal painia
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Sep 11, 2019 03:20
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When the cat moos
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Sep 11, 2019 03:22
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fool me once, shame on me fool me twice, double shame speed round top three answers on the board
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Sep 11, 2019 03:23
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If you shear all your sheep on a Thursday, you might regret it later.
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Sep 11, 2019 03:23
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feed the doctor garlic naan his pesky bills will soon be gone
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Sep 11, 2019 03:28
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people who live in glass houses should be seen, not heard
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Sep 11, 2019 03:30
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doctor, doctor, give me the news how many pounds does bloodletting lose?
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Sep 11, 2019 03:31
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if it itches don't scratch
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Sep 11, 2019 03:32
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on an unrelated subject, I think my doctor may be a vampire
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Sep 11, 2019 03:32
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Manifisto posted:on an unrelated subject, I think my doctor may be a vampire actually, nope, turns out he bit me for therapeutic reasons
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Sep 11, 2019 03:42
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No matter how many times your doctor bites you, he still can't get the tiles to line up.
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Sep 11, 2019 03:46
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You can't have your cake. Ever. gently caress you |
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Sep 11, 2019 10:20
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A stitch in time, makes a cardigan out of the very fabric of reality! 
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Sep 11, 2019 11:01
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Well you know what they always say: if you can't handle the heat, close the fridge.
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Sep 11, 2019 12:46
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A stitch in the fabric of space/time will save nine more stitches, because space/time |
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Sep 11, 2019 12:50
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Never pet a burning dog, but always hug a purring cat.
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Sep 11, 2019 13:49
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grin and give me death
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Sep 11, 2019 14:11
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farting in the face of danger
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Sep 11, 2019 14:19
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too many chefs steal the chevrolet
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Sep 11, 2019 15:31
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stuck between a rock and my place in the sun
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Sep 11, 2019 17:17
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don't piss into a gift horses mouth
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Sep 11, 2019 17:17
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don't piss in my pocket and tell me it's normal
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Sep 11, 2019 17:26
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don't piss on my leg and tell me it's chinatown, jake
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Sep 11, 2019 17:27
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don't use a cheese grater and tell me it's a handjob
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Sep 11, 2019 17:28
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you can’t join the football team but you can be your own coach |
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Sep 11, 2019 17:28
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sorry that last one was a little crude, but as they say noodley poodles boogie woogie
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Sep 11, 2019 17:29
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there's no i in early to bed early to rise makes a man an island
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Sep 11, 2019 17:29
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if at first you don't succeed, your problem was starting at the beginning
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Sep 11, 2019 17:32
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Manifisto posted:if at first you don't succeed, your problem was starting at the beginning |
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