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pixaal posted:don't use a cheese grater and tell me it's a handjob don't give me a hand job and tell me you're grating cheese
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Sep 11, 2019 17:36
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maybe the real bewildering aphorisms were the friends we made along the way
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Sep 11, 2019 17:37
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a lady in the streets, a dog searching for home in the sheets
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Manifisto posted:if at first you don't succeed, your problem was starting at the beginning |
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Sep 11, 2019 18:25
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You can lead a horse to water but the cart you put before it will get wet. |
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Sep 11, 2019 18:42
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A before E, unless you want the S beaten out of you |
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Sep 11, 2019 20:54
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Killing two birds, try try again |
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Sep 11, 2019 20:54
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No matter how much you shake and dance you better not get any piss on my pants |
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Sep 11, 2019 20:56
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Always give 100% (unless you're donating blood) |
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Sep 11, 2019 20:57
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Pot Smoke Phoenix posted:No matter how much you shake and dance you better not get any piss on my pants You really dropped the ball right into the park with this one |
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Sep 11, 2019 20:57
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Pot Smoke Phoenix posted:A before E, unless U want the S beaten out of U fixed 4u
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Sep 11, 2019 21:07
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nut posted:fixed 4u THX! |
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Sep 11, 2019 21:15
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hamjobs posted:You really dropped the ball right into the park with this one
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Sep 11, 2019 21:19
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can't make an omelette with too many cooks in the broth
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Sep 11, 2019 21:20
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The ham of my enemy is my lunch
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Sep 11, 2019 21:22
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An apple a day keeps the doctor away (if you keep the apples in the freezer, have decent aim and throw pretty hard) |
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Sep 11, 2019 21:22
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Pot Smoke Phoenix posted:An apple a day keeps the doctor away (if you keep the apples in the freezer, have decent aim and throw pretty hard) a penny saved is a doctor, away
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Sep 11, 2019 21:29
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Heather Papps posted:a penny saved is a doctor, away Doctor Doctor, give me the news, I got a bad case of lugging my shoes https://i.imgur.com/QKTkerO.mp4 |
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Sep 11, 2019 21:48
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Pot Smoke Phoenix posted:Doctor Doctor, give me the news, I got a bad case of lugging my shoes a bird in the bush is a whore in the sheets
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Sep 11, 2019 21:54
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Teacher says, "Everytime a bell rings, a person hears a bell ring"
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Sep 11, 2019 21:56
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A bird in the hand is worth about $5 if you know a guy.
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it is easier for a rich man to poo poo through the eye of a needle than to enter the kingdom of God
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Sep 11, 2019 23:01
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A rolling stone gathers no place like home. |
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Sep 11, 2019 23:43
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Barking Gecko posted:A rolling stone gathers no place like home. home is where no moss gathers
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Sep 11, 2019 23:47
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Never sell a tuna to an Irishman.
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nut posted:fool me once, shame on me lol
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Always unwrap your gift horse so it doesn't suffocate. Look in it's mouth and make sure it can breathe.
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He was as busy as a left-handed nun in a movie theater!
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Sep 12, 2019 02:40
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A bird in the bush is worth two in half a bush |
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Sep 12, 2019 06:31
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My and my wall street buddies used to say this one a lot: If it ain't fix, don't broke it
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Sep 12, 2019 06:40
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Crazy in the head, crumbs in the bed. |
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Sep 12, 2019 07:06
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Bird in the morning, sailors take warning. Bird in the eve, that bird is named Steve.
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Sep 12, 2019 14:03
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the way to a man's heart is through his stiff upper lip
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Sep 12, 2019 14:25
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Sep 12, 2019 14:32
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A watched pot tells no tales
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Sep 12, 2019 15:30
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if these walls could crumble
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Sep 12, 2019 15:45
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He who trades freedom for safety, will catch the early bird that he fell into.
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Sep 12, 2019 15:58
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One man’s trash is a cat out of the bag
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The finest flowers grow in the outhouse
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