Quick Clash of Champions thread

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ItohRespectArmy: Sep 11, 2019; Cutest In The World, Six Time DDT Ironheavymetalweight champion, Two Time International Princess champion, winner of two tournaments, a Princess Tag Team champion, And a pretty good singer too!
"When I was an idol, I felt nothing every day but now that I'm a pro wrestler I'm in pain constantly!"

I'm watching this but ironically

# ¿ Sep 15, 2019 23:53

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# ¿ May 21, 2024 13:42

ItohRespectArmy: Sep 11, 2019; Cutest In The World, Six Time DDT Ironheavymetalweight champion, Two Time International Princess champion, winner of two tournaments, a Princess Tag Team champion, And a pretty good singer too!
"When I was an idol, I felt nothing every day but now that I'm a pro wrestler I'm in pain constantly!"

Lmao at the dude who said he went to this for that match

# ¿ Sep 15, 2019 23:56

ItohRespectArmy: Sep 11, 2019; Cutest In The World, Six Time DDT Ironheavymetalweight champion, Two Time International Princess champion, winner of two tournaments, a Princess Tag Team champion, And a pretty good singer too!
"When I was an idol, I felt nothing every day but now that I'm a pro wrestler I'm in pain constantly!"

Dango Bango posted:

Is there any reason to watch this? WWE has been just Goddamn awful lately.

# ¿ Sep 15, 2019 23:59

ItohRespectArmy: Sep 11, 2019; Cutest In The World, Six Time DDT Ironheavymetalweight champion, Two Time International Princess champion, winner of two tournaments, a Princess Tag Team champion, And a pretty good singer too!
"When I was an idol, I felt nothing every day but now that I'm a pro wrestler I'm in pain constantly!"

MazelTovCocktail posted:

Free preview due to having an extra email and also, for me, the card seems pretty good from the POV of a guy who only casually follows WWE.

bradzilla posted:

Protip: You can post in threads without watching the bad show. I'm doing it right now!

lmao that Cedric got squashed

Someone has to post the embarrassing poo poo that happens

# ¿ Sep 16, 2019 00:05

ItohRespectArmy: Sep 11, 2019; Cutest In The World, Six Time DDT Ironheavymetalweight champion, Two Time International Princess champion, winner of two tournaments, a Princess Tag Team champion, And a pretty good singer too!
"When I was an idol, I felt nothing every day but now that I'm a pro wrestler I'm in pain constantly!"

WWE has 200 people on the roster and we still got dolph on the card

# ¿ Sep 16, 2019 00:08

ItohRespectArmy: Sep 11, 2019; Cutest In The World, Six Time DDT Ironheavymetalweight champion, Two Time International Princess champion, winner of two tournaments, a Princess Tag Team champion, And a pretty good singer too!
"When I was an idol, I felt nothing every day but now that I'm a pro wrestler I'm in pain constantly!"

WWE turned off the crowd lights to hide how empty it is

# ¿ Sep 16, 2019 00:09

ItohRespectArmy: Sep 11, 2019; Cutest In The World, Six Time DDT Ironheavymetalweight champion, Two Time International Princess champion, winner of two tournaments, a Princess Tag Team champion, And a pretty good singer too!
"When I was an idol, I felt nothing every day but now that I'm a pro wrestler I'm in pain constantly!"

Former 247 champion Robert roode

# ¿ Sep 16, 2019 00:11

ItohRespectArmy: Sep 11, 2019; Cutest In The World, Six Time DDT Ironheavymetalweight champion, Two Time International Princess champion, winner of two tournaments, a Princess Tag Team champion, And a pretty good singer too!
"When I was an idol, I felt nothing every day but now that I'm a pro wrestler I'm in pain constantly!"

DuhSal posted:

first wwe ppv in years and I've noticed the entrance set is the same as their tv shows! I want elaborate new sets for every ppv!!

Are you excited for the gear based set for AEW full gear

# ¿ Sep 16, 2019 00:13

ItohRespectArmy: Sep 11, 2019; Cutest In The World, Six Time DDT Ironheavymetalweight champion, Two Time International Princess champion, winner of two tournaments, a Princess Tag Team champion, And a pretty good singer too!
"When I was an idol, I felt nothing every day but now that I'm a pro wrestler I'm in pain constantly!"

HHH loves to give and receive bootlicking

# ¿ Sep 16, 2019 00:19

ItohRespectArmy: Sep 11, 2019; Cutest In The World, Six Time DDT Ironheavymetalweight champion, Two Time International Princess champion, winner of two tournaments, a Princess Tag Team champion, And a pretty good singer too!
"When I was an idol, I felt nothing every day but now that I'm a pro wrestler I'm in pain constantly!"

By WWE logic dolph and roode are now better singles wrestlers than Braun and Seth

# ¿ Sep 16, 2019 00:21

ItohRespectArmy: Sep 11, 2019; Cutest In The World, Six Time DDT Ironheavymetalweight champion, Two Time International Princess champion, winner of two tournaments, a Princess Tag Team champion, And a pretty good singer too!
"When I was an idol, I felt nothing every day but now that I'm a pro wrestler I'm in pain constantly!"

AEW sign Nicholas

# ¿ Sep 16, 2019 00:25

ItohRespectArmy: Sep 11, 2019; Cutest In The World, Six Time DDT Ironheavymetalweight champion, Two Time International Princess champion, winner of two tournaments, a Princess Tag Team champion, And a pretty good singer too!
"When I was an idol, I felt nothing every day but now that I'm a pro wrestler I'm in pain constantly!"

MazelTovCocktail posted:

Isn�t Bayley supposed to be a heel?

Yes, when she first turned heel the WWE thread had like 50 posts with infinitely better ideas than what WWE did

# ¿ Sep 16, 2019 00:31

ItohRespectArmy: Sep 11, 2019; Cutest In The World, Six Time DDT Ironheavymetalweight champion, Two Time International Princess champion, winner of two tournaments, a Princess Tag Team champion, And a pretty good singer too!
"When I was an idol, I felt nothing every day but now that I'm a pro wrestler I'm in pain constantly!"

MazelTovCocktail posted:

I�m starting to feel I should just watch today�s NJPW or the most recent MLW episode.

I really hate how the ring sounds are so �quiet� for lack of a better term.

You're correct op, WWE real bad

# ¿ Sep 16, 2019 00:34

ItohRespectArmy: Sep 11, 2019; Cutest In The World, Six Time DDT Ironheavymetalweight champion, Two Time International Princess champion, winner of two tournaments, a Princess Tag Team champion, And a pretty good singer too!
"When I was an idol, I felt nothing every day but now that I'm a pro wrestler I'm in pain constantly!"

DeepDickPizza posted:

Just watched the crazy football finish. What have I missed on the bad wrestle show?

Cedric got squashed, Braun and Seth jobbed

# ¿ Sep 16, 2019 00:34

ItohRespectArmy: Sep 11, 2019; Cutest In The World, Six Time DDT Ironheavymetalweight champion, Two Time International Princess champion, winner of two tournaments, a Princess Tag Team champion, And a pretty good singer too!
"When I was an idol, I felt nothing every day but now that I'm a pro wrestler I'm in pain constantly!"

This match will end in a dq

# ¿ Sep 16, 2019 00:36

ItohRespectArmy: Sep 11, 2019; Cutest In The World, Six Time DDT Ironheavymetalweight champion, Two Time International Princess champion, winner of two tournaments, a Princess Tag Team champion, And a pretty good singer too!
"When I was an idol, I felt nothing every day but now that I'm a pro wrestler I'm in pain constantly!"

No Irish Need Imply posted:

"ugh charlotte is gonna win the title in her hometown" - lots of dumb posters when this match was announced

WWE never lets people win in their hometown because then they might get over

# ¿ Sep 16, 2019 00:38

ItohRespectArmy: Sep 11, 2019; Cutest In The World, Six Time DDT Ironheavymetalweight champion, Two Time International Princess champion, winner of two tournaments, a Princess Tag Team champion, And a pretty good singer too!
"When I was an idol, I felt nothing every day but now that I'm a pro wrestler I'm in pain constantly!"

MazelTovCocktail posted:

She�s actively complaining about how the ref didn�t see it and how he�s not doing his job. It�s kind of adorable.

That was kind of funny.

Still perhaps I should just switch to NJPW from today.

Watch tjpw with your daughter instead

# ¿ Sep 16, 2019 00:39

ItohRespectArmy: Sep 11, 2019; Cutest In The World, Six Time DDT Ironheavymetalweight champion, Two Time International Princess champion, winner of two tournaments, a Princess Tag Team champion, And a pretty good singer too!
"When I was an idol, I felt nothing every day but now that I'm a pro wrestler I'm in pain constantly!"

DeepDickPizza posted:

Did Seth get pinned? I mean, I knew it was coming, but it's hilarious to book a stupid "unlikely tag partners" angle with the express purpose of building to a top Title feud and then the endgame is to have the Champ lose a tag match to a haphazard team of losers earlier on the show.

He got pinned by bobby

# ¿ Sep 16, 2019 00:41

ItohRespectArmy: Sep 11, 2019; Cutest In The World, Six Time DDT Ironheavymetalweight champion, Two Time International Princess champion, winner of two tournaments, a Princess Tag Team champion, And a pretty good singer too!
"When I was an idol, I felt nothing every day but now that I'm a pro wrestler I'm in pain constantly!"

MazelTovCocktail posted:

I asked her if she wanted to watch NJPW instead (saying the marches were better) and she said yes, so now we�re watching the rules video that was playing before today�s event that is narrated by some wrestlers including the dude who sounds like he just consumes unfiltered camels.

Honma has been through a lot

# ¿ Sep 16, 2019 00:44

ItohRespectArmy: Sep 11, 2019; Cutest In The World, Six Time DDT Ironheavymetalweight champion, Two Time International Princess champion, winner of two tournaments, a Princess Tag Team champion, And a pretty good singer too!
"When I was an idol, I felt nothing every day but now that I'm a pro wrestler I'm in pain constantly!"

Corey officially worse than marvez because he never shuts up

# ¿ Sep 16, 2019 00:48

ItohRespectArmy: Sep 11, 2019; Cutest In The World, Six Time DDT Ironheavymetalweight champion, Two Time International Princess champion, winner of two tournaments, a Princess Tag Team champion, And a pretty good singer too!
"When I was an idol, I felt nothing every day but now that I'm a pro wrestler I'm in pain constantly!"

That slide into the corner would be cool if the revival didn't do it every match

# ¿ Sep 16, 2019 00:51

ItohRespectArmy: Sep 11, 2019; Cutest In The World, Six Time DDT Ironheavymetalweight champion, Two Time International Princess champion, winner of two tournaments, a Princess Tag Team champion, And a pretty good singer too!
"When I was an idol, I felt nothing every day but now that I'm a pro wrestler I'm in pain constantly!"

Biggest pop of the show for r truth

# ¿ Sep 16, 2019 00:59

ItohRespectArmy: Sep 11, 2019; Cutest In The World, Six Time DDT Ironheavymetalweight champion, Two Time International Princess champion, winner of two tournaments, a Princess Tag Team champion, And a pretty good singer too!
"When I was an idol, I felt nothing every day but now that I'm a pro wrestler I'm in pain constantly!"

Corey horny on commentary is also not great

# ¿ Sep 16, 2019 01:01

ItohRespectArmy: Sep 11, 2019; Cutest In The World, Six Time DDT Ironheavymetalweight champion, Two Time International Princess champion, winner of two tournaments, a Princess Tag Team champion, And a pretty good singer too!
"When I was an idol, I felt nothing every day but now that I'm a pro wrestler I'm in pain constantly!"

Dacap posted:

I never understood WWE's aversion to giving tag teams their own themes instead of awkwardly mashing up singles themes that clash with each other in tone.

Vince splits them up so often it's a waste of time

# ¿ Sep 16, 2019 01:02

ItohRespectArmy: Sep 11, 2019; Cutest In The World, Six Time DDT Ironheavymetalweight champion, Two Time International Princess champion, winner of two tournaments, a Princess Tag Team champion, And a pretty good singer too!
"When I was an idol, I felt nothing every day but now that I'm a pro wrestler I'm in pain constantly!"

WWE somehow getting more awkward by the second

# ¿ Sep 16, 2019 01:04

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# ¿ May 21, 2024 13:42

ItohRespectArmy: Sep 11, 2019; Cutest In The World, Six Time DDT Ironheavymetalweight champion, Two Time International Princess champion, winner of two tournaments, a Princess Tag Team champion, And a pretty good singer too!
"When I was an idol, I felt nothing every day but now that I'm a pro wrestler I'm in pain constantly!"

Eat My Fuc posted:

ya�ll are so cynical my whole section is having fun and i�m in the last row

Well they paid for a WWE show in 2019 they probably have lower standards than people who watch literally any other wrestling

# ¿ Sep 16, 2019 01:11

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