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Vengarr
Jun 17, 2010

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fartknocker posted:

The Star-Spangled Banner is aggressively mediocre and having to hear it before every sporting event is dumb. Hail Satan.

The Star-Spangled Banner is excellent when it isn't being mangled by terrible singers. It's not easy to sing properly and its meant to be sung by a chorus, not a solo singer.

Bad renditions of the Star-Spangled Banner is my personal pet peeve and I end up chewing my hat at the start of every football game.

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Vengarr
Jun 17, 2010

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Dare I say these uniforms aren't bad? At least not by color rush standards.

Vengarr
Jun 17, 2010

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Professor Funk posted:

Game is not going to be close

Don't worry, if things get really bad I'll post some dog pics.

Vengarr
Jun 17, 2010

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SICKNASTY

Vengarr
Jun 17, 2010

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Baker bailed out of a perfectly clean pocket on a 3-man rush. That's not encouraging.

Vengarr
Jun 17, 2010

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Gatts posted:

What he do?

The refs said his eyeshield was illegal or something. Not clear.

Vengarr
Jun 17, 2010

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Darnold should seriously consider contracting another disease after his mono is done. It's safer than playing QB for the Jets

Vengarr
Jun 17, 2010

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Are there any other non-Browns/Jets fans in here? I just need my fix, man. Bad national tv games are like methadone to me.

Vengarr
Jun 17, 2010

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That was a hospital ball right there.

Vengarr
Jun 17, 2010

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I thought tinted eyeshields were legalized a long time ago? It used to be that you needed a medical waiver for it.

Vengarr
Jun 17, 2010

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Mayfield has happy feet for no reason. His offensive line is absolutely dominating the Jets D.

Vengarr
Jun 17, 2010

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It's nice seeing the all-22 so you can see why Mayfield is holding the ball.

They should be running the hurry-up so Gregg Williams can't play these games. You know their defense is dogshit, make them play vanilla schemes and expose them.

Vengarr
Jun 17, 2010

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Anytime the defensive coordinator says he can "scheme pressure", your gameplan absolutely should be to hurry up to the LOS and snap the ball before he can finish making his call. It's worked on waayyyy better defensive coordinators than Gregg loving Williams.

Vengarr
Jun 17, 2010

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God, what horseshit.

Why are you allowed to tackle wide receivers and running backs with full body weight if it's so dangerous?

Vengarr
Jun 17, 2010

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I'm not sure even my love of football in general can withstand this tepid shitshow.

Vengarr
Jun 17, 2010

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Elephanthead posted:

Please watch this game and explain to me why anyone would want to protect good QBs?

Explain how the body-weight rule actually protects anyone.

Vengarr
Jun 17, 2010

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ACTION IS COMING

Vengarr
Jun 17, 2010

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Athanatos posted:

You dont see how a 300lb guy falling on you with all his momentum after a tackle could maybe hurt someone?

Being tackled is inherently dangerous, yes. There is no "safe" way to tackle anyone. I just don't think QBs should get special protection.

Vengarr
Jun 17, 2010

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The voice of Joe Tessitore narrating a one-sided beating has followed me from boxing to the NFL, and I love it.

Vengarr
Jun 17, 2010

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Vengarr posted:

Being tackled is inherently dangerous, yes. There is no "safe" way to tackle anyone. I just don't think QBs should get special protection.

On second thought, maybe the bodyweight rule has a purpose after all.

Vengarr
Jun 17, 2010

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Athanatos posted:

Disagree.

I dont want to watch Trevor loving Siemian's Backup play football, but here we are.

I feel like he should have protected himself on that play instead of heaving a prayer to nowhere and hoping that Myles Garrett wouldn't annihilate him. But your point is well-taken.

Vengarr
Jun 17, 2010

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Athanatos posted:

Quick thread, what's a Luke Falk

Some sort of aquatic bird. Kawalimus could probably tell you more.

Vengarr
Jun 17, 2010

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I just realized that the Sunday Night game is going to be even shittier than before now that Miles Garrett is probably getting suspended.

Vengarr
Jun 17, 2010

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"My strength is my accuracy"

--Throws behind and above his WR on a quick screen

Vengarr
Jun 17, 2010

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Is this Jets kicker CGI a real thing or an LSD hallucination?

Vengarr
Jun 17, 2010

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Death to all QBs.

They aren't always the best. It's a team effort!

Vengarr
Jun 17, 2010

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A nice play and a concussion.

These teams are paying for every yard in blood.

Vengarr
Jun 17, 2010

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They better be going for it.

Vengarr
Jun 17, 2010

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What an absolute coward.

Vengarr
Jun 17, 2010

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Athanatos posted:

This feels like the final score

If you say it, you make it real.

Vengarr
Jun 17, 2010

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Grittybeard posted:

So I went to do something else but came back because I enjoy making bad decisions.

I saw Siemian's ankle, but how did the Jets manage to score points?

Le'veon Bell carried the team into field goal range after the penalty.

Vengarr
Jun 17, 2010

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The Jets seriously should have kneeled out the clock.

Vengarr
Jun 17, 2010

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Okay yeah I'm done here.

Vengarr
Jun 17, 2010

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You had seven men blocking four rushers and Baker Mayfield still runs out of the pocket and throws it away.

He looks worse than he did as a rookie. How does that happen?

Vengarr
Jun 17, 2010

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What is this coward bullshit?! They have a third-string QB in! Show some loving backbone!

Vengarr
Jun 17, 2010

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Uh.

Should the Steelers really be buying right now?

Vengarr
Jun 17, 2010

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Grittybeard posted:

He's one of the best deals in football until 2022 or so.

I understand that, but the Steelers are not going to be good for at least two years.

Vengarr
Jun 17, 2010

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mcmagic posted:

2 Personal fouls is a loving ejection. Why is Garrett in this game?

Only unsportsmanlike conduct penalties.

Vengarr
Jun 17, 2010

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Browns OC should be fired for not running the hurry-up at all this game.

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Vengarr
Jun 17, 2010

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I'm the crying baby in the background

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