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The Something Awful Forums > Discussion > Sports Argument Stadium > The Football Funhouse > ESPN Monday Night Football Browns be Jets
 
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fartknocker
Oct 28, 2012


Damn it, this always happens. I think I'm gonna score, and then I never score. It's not fair.



Wedge Regret
The Star-Spangled Banner is aggressively mediocre and having to hear it before every sporting event is dumb. Hail Satan.

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fartknocker
Oct 28, 2012


Damn it, this always happens. I think I'm gonna score, and then I never score. It's not fair.



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Vengarr posted:

The Star-Spangled Banner is excellent when it isn't being mangled by terrible singers. It's not easy to sing properly and its meant to be sung by a chorus, not a solo singer.

Guitar solo version or bust.

Also, the Jets all black alternates are meh. I like their new uniforms, but these are lame at first glance.

* # ¿ Sep 17, 2019 01:16
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fartknocker
Oct 28, 2012


Damn it, this always happens. I think I'm gonna score, and then I never score. It's not fair.



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Shimrra Jamaane posted:

So sick of his one handed bullshit.

Nah.

* # ¿ Sep 17, 2019 01:22
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fartknocker
Oct 28, 2012


Damn it, this always happens. I think I'm gonna score, and then I never score. It's not fair.



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Phyein posted:

Jets have the worst CBs in the league by a mile

I’m not sure they even have the worst secondary in MetLife Stadium...

* # ¿ Sep 17, 2019 01:26
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fartknocker
Oct 28, 2012


Damn it, this always happens. I think I'm gonna score, and then I never score. It's not fair.



Wedge Regret
That was one free rusher away from the Tecmo blitz

* # ¿ Sep 17, 2019 01:29
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fartknocker
Oct 28, 2012


Damn it, this always happens. I think I'm gonna score, and then I never score. It's not fair.



Wedge Regret
3rd & 33 draw play aw yeah I’m erect now babby

* # ¿ Sep 17, 2019 02:02
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fartknocker
Oct 28, 2012


Damn it, this always happens. I think I'm gonna score, and then I never score. It's not fair.



Wedge Regret
he dead

* # ¿ Sep 17, 2019 02:16
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fartknocker
Oct 28, 2012


Damn it, this always happens. I think I'm gonna score, and then I never score. It's not fair.



Wedge Regret
So next up is... what? Luke Falk? Who's the Jets emergency QB after that?

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fartknocker
Oct 28, 2012


Damn it, this always happens. I think I'm gonna score, and then I never score. It's not fair.



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Athanatos posted:

Quick thread, what's a Luke Falk

Is he related to Peter?

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fartknocker
Oct 28, 2012


Damn it, this always happens. I think I'm gonna score, and then I never score. It's not fair.



Wedge Regret
For the third quarter, the Jets will come out with Vinny Testaverde, Bubby Brister and... I'm going to say Browning Nagle.

* # ¿ Sep 17, 2019 02:23
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fartknocker
Oct 28, 2012


Damn it, this always happens. I think I'm gonna score, and then I never score. It's not fair.



Wedge Regret
AND THE CROWD GOES WILD

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fartknocker
Oct 28, 2012


Damn it, this always happens. I think I'm gonna score, and then I never score. It's not fair.



Wedge Regret
holy poo poo that graphic

* # ¿ Sep 17, 2019 02:28
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fartknocker
Oct 28, 2012


Damn it, this always happens. I think I'm gonna score, and then I never score. It's not fair.



Wedge Regret
Never doubt ESPN's graphics people when it comes to the Jets.

Exhibit A:

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=rZxNeFLuY98

* # ¿ Sep 17, 2019 02:30
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fartknocker
Oct 28, 2012


Damn it, this always happens. I think I'm gonna score, and then I never score. It's not fair.



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Phyein posted:

I dont care. Everyone must die this game. Everyone must feel my pain

I mean, can you really call playing for the Jets 'living'? It's more like purgatory.

* # ¿ Sep 17, 2019 02:35
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fartknocker
Oct 28, 2012


Damn it, this always happens. I think I'm gonna score, and then I never score. It's not fair.



Wedge Regret
are you kidding me

* # ¿ Sep 17, 2019 02:39
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fartknocker
Oct 28, 2012


Damn it, this always happens. I think I'm gonna score, and then I never score. It's not fair.



Wedge Regret

shirts and skins posted:

you're going to have to be more specific

Dude hit the receiver in the hands and he dropped it.

* # ¿ Sep 17, 2019 02:41
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fartknocker
Oct 28, 2012


Damn it, this always happens. I think I'm gonna score, and then I never score. It's not fair.



Wedge Regret
Hey everyone, guess what? That was only HALF the game! We still have THAT MUCH MORE FOOTBALL left in this very game!

:suicide:

* # ¿ Sep 17, 2019 02:47
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fartknocker
Oct 28, 2012


Damn it, this always happens. I think I'm gonna score, and then I never score. It's not fair.



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Chokes McGee posted:

i'm ready



fo rsome footbal

To bad all we have is this abortion.

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fartknocker
Oct 28, 2012


Damn it, this always happens. I think I'm gonna score, and then I never score. It's not fair.



Wedge Regret
Now I want some safeties and defensive scores.

* # ¿ Sep 17, 2019 03:01
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