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TOOT BOOT

Y'all are like a one legged man in an asskicking contest

# ? Sep 19, 2019 09:38

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# ? Apr 29, 2024 10:37

Escape From Noise

I'm a lover, not a fighter.

# ? Sep 19, 2019 09:49

Goons Are Gifts

Butts are ultimate weapons, but you shall never use them.

# ? Sep 19, 2019 11:10

Heather Papps: hello friend

Goons Are Great posted:

Butts are ultimate weapons, but you shall never use them.

i laerned about butts that i may never use this wisdom

thanks Dumb Sex-Parrot and deep dish peat moss for this winter bounty!

# ? Sep 19, 2019 12:04

Stoner Sloth

Goons Are Great posted:

Butts are ultimate weapons, but you shall never use them.

this is the wisdom of the butt

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# ? Sep 19, 2019 14:45

Escape From Noise

The Buttfather

# ? Sep 19, 2019 16:04

Kaiser Schnitzel: Schnitzel mit uns

Okay, well, how does everyone feel about buttes?

https://i.imgur.com/R8ctked.mp4
ty Manifisto for this wonderful sig!

# ? Sep 19, 2019 16:23

Escape From Noise

Kaiser Schnitzel posted:

Okay, well, how does everyone feel about buttes?

Big fan of Black Butte Porter.

# ? Sep 19, 2019 16:41

SardonicTyrant: BTICH IM A NEWT
熱くなれ夢みた明日を
必ずいつかつかまえる
走り出せ振り向くことなく
&

SweetWillyRollbar posted:

I'm Fart
And I'm Dook
We're the Anus Brothers and you're listening to Butt Talk on NPR.

Anus and Andy

# ? Sep 19, 2019 17:10

magic cactus: We lied. We are not at war. There is no enemy. This is a rescue operation.

SweetWillyRollbar posted:

I'm Fart
And I'm Dook
We're the Anus Brothers and you're listening to Butt Talk on NPR.

Yeah hey guys, I got a question about my butt. It's got about 25 years on it, 95' model I think (I got it secondhand from a friend). Anywho, it's making a weird noise like *Pbbbbffft*. Is this normal or should I be worried???

Thanks to Saoshyant for the amazing spring '23 sig!

# ? Sep 19, 2019 17:12

magic cactus: We lied. We are not at war. There is no enemy. This is a rescue operation.

Kaiser Schnitzel posted:

Okay, well, how does everyone feel about buttes?

buttes are the butts of geographic features.

Thanks to Saoshyant for the amazing spring '23 sig!

# ? Sep 19, 2019 17:13

Heather Papps: hello friend

magic cactus posted:

Yeah hey guys, I got a question about my butt. It's got about 25 years on it, 95' model I think (I got it secondhand from a friend). Anywho, it's making a weird noise like *Pbbbbffft*. Is this normal or should I be worried???

gonna wanna flush that bad boy out and take a look once the pipes are clean

thanks Dumb Sex-Parrot and deep dish peat moss for this winter bounty!

# ? Sep 19, 2019 17:13

Escape From Noise

SardonicTyrant posted:

Anus and Andy

# ? Sep 19, 2019 17:55

SardonicTyrant: BTICH IM A NEWT
熱くなれ夢みた明日を
必ずいつかつかまえる
走り出せ振り向くことなく
&

No but for real, I worry sometimes that my girlfriend's gonna die and I'm going to have to tell them "yeah, I think that's her, but I'd know for sure if you showed me her butt." I'm afraid they're going to get the wrong idea.

# ? Sep 19, 2019 23:46

Heather Papps: hello friend

i don't even know the color of my wifes eys but i could spot her rear end at a thousand paces

thanks Dumb Sex-Parrot and deep dish peat moss for this winter bounty!

# ? Sep 20, 2019 00:02

google THIS

(talking to police sketch artist) No, no, it was hairier. There was a little pimple on the lower left cheek, and a noticeable tan line.

# ? Sep 22, 2019 02:35

Goons Are Gifts

google THIS posted:

(talking to police sketch artist) No, no, it was hairier. There was a little pimple on the lower left cheek, and a noticeable tan line.

We have a collection of suspects ready, please identify as soon as the pants are down.

# ? Sep 22, 2019 03:28

Escape From Noise

Goons Are Great posted:

We have a collection of suspects ready, please identify as soon as the pants are down.

Korean Boomhauer posted:

while sitting on the floor naked, i got real excited at a funny joke i read and scooted across the floor and now theres a family circus style dotted line showing where i've been in the house

*Running in breathless*
Chief! We caught are perp! Left a...well I wouldn't call it a breadcrumb trail. But it led right to his butt which we positively IDed!

# ? Sep 22, 2019 03:52

lost my old email

behind every great man there is a great rear end

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# ? Sep 23, 2019 00:01

Goons Are Gifts

lost my old email posted:

behind every great man there is a great rear end

# ? Sep 23, 2019 00:11

Goons Are Gifts

They say a face says more than words, but a butt says more than a face

# ? Sep 23, 2019 00:12

SardonicTyrant: BTICH IM A NEWT
熱くなれ夢みた明日を
必ずいつかつかまえる
走り出せ振り向くことなく
&

A picture says a thousand words, a butt a thousand more. Therefore goatse contains the sum of all human knowledge.

# ? Sep 23, 2019 00:17

death sext

Like a peach, sweet cheeks
Part the curtain to reveal
A single blossom

🌸

# ? Sep 23, 2019 08:14

Escape From Noise

Checking in to this thread...

# ? Sep 23, 2019 08:21

Goons Are Gifts

Some butts are more than burrs, they are art.

# ? Sep 23, 2019 11:09

Escape From Noise

Goons Are Great posted:

Some butts are more than burrs, they are art.

Only some butts are art but all butts fart.

# ? Sep 23, 2019 11:13

Goons Are Gifts

Imagine how insanely funny the idea of air pressing itself outside of a butt really is

# ? Sep 23, 2019 13:16

death sext

just a little sneaky bwert

# ? Sep 23, 2019 13:20

pixaal: All ice cream is now for all beings, no matter how many legs.

butts

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# ? Oct 29, 2019 19:46

Trying

lost my old email posted:

behind every great man there is a great rear end

i like this guy

# ? Oct 29, 2019 20:26

Heather Papps: hello friend

nut posted:

no one post in here i am endangering myself by simply posting to warn u

i have studied op's posts in great detail and my conclusions have produced findings which summarily have led me to extrapolate to the future (now present) of this op's erratic behaviour generating this result:

this is a hiney pot

thanks Dumb Sex-Parrot and deep dish peat moss for this winter bounty!

# ? Oct 29, 2019 20:34

lmbo calrissian: i'm into fashion
men are my passion

the duality of butt is the sexy quality vs the poo poo/poop/fart quality

# ? Oct 29, 2019 21:40

Pissed Ape Sexist

It sucks that I am biologically predisposed to be attracted to a physiological trait that enables girls to be more adept at running away from me. Why am I in this gene pool #glutelyfe

# ? Oct 29, 2019 22:59

SardonicTyrant: BTICH IM A NEWT
熱くなれ夢みた明日を
必ずいつかつかまえる
走り出せ振り向くことなく
&

Pissed Ape Sexist posted:

It sucks that I am biologically predisposed to be attracted to a physiological trait that enables girls to be more adept at running away from me. Why am I in this gene pool #glutelyfe

I feel for you, Jason Voorhees.

# ? Oct 30, 2019 01:49

Pissed Ape Sexist

SardonicTyrant posted:

I feel for you, Jason Voorhees.

everyone pity machete life and machete prospects with the ladies

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# ? Oct 30, 2019 02:26

Bacon Taco: Now with extra narwhal meat!
HAIKOOLIGAN

SardonicTyrant posted:

Anus and Andy

# ? Oct 30, 2019 02:38

Bacon Taco: Now with extra narwhal meat!
HAIKOOLIGAN

My partner is a hot Latina and she has a hot Latina butt. Most nights I massage her after a hard day at work and I particularly enjoy massaging her butt. That is all.

# ? Oct 30, 2019 02:39

FreshCutFries

carefully measuring some butt cheeks with calipers

# ? Oct 30, 2019 02:40

FreshCutFries

your right buttock is slightly larger than your left, which means you are artistically inclined. no sorry, sorry, I'm leaving. I said I'm leaving!!

# ? Oct 30, 2019 02:41

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# ? Apr 29, 2024 10:37

FreshCutFries

*gravely serious* you have the butt of a serial killer

# ? Oct 30, 2019 02:42

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