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Genitals (what kind depends on use of a bun as well as topping choices).
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Nov 13, 2019 06:41
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You know how the aliens in aliens have a little mouth that shoots out of their regular mouth? What if a tiny butt shot out of your normal butt and did a toot!
*Hovering over a filthy gas station toilet as my smaller butt slides into the bowl*
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Nov 13, 2019 07:55
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Lol.
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Nov 13, 2019 11:34
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I legit need to get one of these, they seemed to be everywhere in Japan and they were the greatest thing
Oh yeah. This was on the bullet train. I love having one. My butt is so danged clean.
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Nov 13, 2019 15:29
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Wait, I thought that was some sort of extended washing machine, what exactly does this do step by step??
They're not really steps but options including butt washing, lady part washing, water pressure, stop the jet, and large or small flush. Also there trains almost always run on time which is a huge difference from Germany.
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Nov 13, 2019 15:39
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bidet? more like bi-don't. i am a human i don't need a robot degrading itself like that for me it's so weird, it's like how when vapes became a thing i tried it but couldn't keep doing it because it felt like i was sucking a robots dick, and i am not homophobic i don't think but like, it was so weird
instead of having a smoke like i enjoy, i was servicing this weird device and it was unloading hot robot juice into my mouth and it was too much of a hr giger style nightmare for me to handle
imagine a tree gently kissing your filthy butthole and then think about what toilet paper is
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Nov 13, 2019 16:09
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Train posting right now and let me tell you, it's running 20 minutes late and both bathrooms are out of order.
I'd murder everyone in here to get an automated butt washing right now.
To be fair this is the bullet train. Most local trains don't have a toilet.
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Nov 13, 2019 16:12
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bidet? more like bi-don't. i am a human i don't need a robot degrading itself like that for me it's so weird, it's like how when vapes became a thing i tried it but couldn't keep doing it because it felt like i was sucking a robots dick, and i am not homophobic i don't think but like, it was so weird
instead of having a smoke like i enjoy, i was servicing this weird device and it was unloading hot robot juice into my mouth and it was too much of a hr giger style nightmare for me to handle
Sorry that you will never enjoy the thrill of a soothing warm jet of water just kissing your b-hole.
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Nov 13, 2019 16:16
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imagine a tree gently kissing your filthy butthole and then think about what toilet paper is
i worked a few years as a treeplanter reforesting clearcuts so i have a healthy relationship with toilet paper. the trees i planted will one day become the paper i wipe my aged butt with, and like, i have used ferns, moss, birchbark, socks, torn off sleeves, magazines, newspapers, etc.
toilet paper is the ideal solution to the dirty secret of butts; poop.
i have tried a bidet but ug no thanx
 
thanks Dumb Sex-Parrot and deep dish peat moss for this winter bounty!
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Nov 13, 2019 16:52
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A butt that poops a smaller butt that poops a smaller butt that poops an egg and the egg hatches and there's a tiny bird with a tiny butt and the bird does a toot with its butt
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Nov 14, 2019 09:12
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Barbarella?
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Nov 16, 2019 13:52
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Mahoro says, "Naughty things are bad."
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Dude, do you even butt?
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Nov 13, 2019 03:45
Awesome winter sig by Symbolic, love it!
