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GODSPEED JOHN GLENN: I put my thumb up my bum and shut one eye, and my thumb blotted out the planet Earth.

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# ¿ Sep 17, 2019 03:40

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# ¿ May 15, 2024 11:56

GODSPEED JOHN GLENN: I put my thumb up my bum and shut one eye, and my thumb blotted out the planet Earth.

Stoner Sloth posted:

Are you aware, sir, that based on these measurements you have the butt of a violent criminal?

an interesting case. the gentleman had the left buttock of a devoted and honest man of business, yet the left buttock is that of a grifter and one given to un-christian language.

# ¿ Sep 18, 2019 23:25

GODSPEED JOHN GLENN: I put my thumb up my bum and shut one eye, and my thumb blotted out the planet Earth.

what if you lose one of your butt cheeks in the war? are you just left with a bu?

# ¿ Sep 19, 2019 02:38

GODSPEED JOHN GLENN: I put my thumb up my bum and shut one eye, and my thumb blotted out the planet Earth.

Robot Made of Meat posted:

She looked at butts for a living.

who doesn't?

# ¿ Sep 19, 2019 02:41

GODSPEED JOHN GLENN: I put my thumb up my bum and shut one eye, and my thumb blotted out the planet Earth.

Still thinking about the funny, sexy bum part

# ¿ Nov 3, 2019 10:34

GODSPEED JOHN GLENN: I put my thumb up my bum and shut one eye, and my thumb blotted out the planet Earth.

No longer touching

# ¿ Nov 7, 2019 12:07

GODSPEED JOHN GLENN: I put my thumb up my bum and shut one eye, and my thumb blotted out the planet Earth.

mailorder bees! posted:

|_)_)

Controversial!

# ¿ Nov 8, 2019 20:24

GODSPEED JOHN GLENN: I put my thumb up my bum and shut one eye, and my thumb blotted out the planet Earth.

Heather Papps posted:

jim croce voice "if I could put rear end in a bottle..."

# ¿ Nov 11, 2019 07:20

GODSPEED JOHN GLENN: I put my thumb up my bum and shut one eye, and my thumb blotted out the planet Earth.

You know how the aliens in aliens have a little mouth that shoots out of their regular mouth? What if a tiny butt shot out of your normal butt and did a toot!

# ¿ Nov 13, 2019 07:52

GODSPEED JOHN GLENN: I put my thumb up my bum and shut one eye, and my thumb blotted out the planet Earth.

A butt that poops a smaller butt that poops a smaller butt that poops an egg and the egg hatches and there's a tiny bird with a tiny butt and the bird does a toot with its butt

# ¿ Nov 14, 2019 08:43

GODSPEED JOHN GLENN: I put my thumb up my bum and shut one eye, and my thumb blotted out the planet Earth.

Twenty Four posted:

just like being left handed or right handed, but being left cheeked or right cheeked

I'm ambuttockstrous

# ¿ Nov 16, 2019 07:44

GODSPEED JOHN GLENN: I put my thumb up my bum and shut one eye, and my thumb blotted out the planet Earth.

They call me ol' beef butt

# ¿ Nov 16, 2019 13:26

GODSPEED JOHN GLENN: I put my thumb up my bum and shut one eye, and my thumb blotted out the planet Earth.

rectum? drat near lost his entire colon

# ¿ Nov 21, 2019 00:51

GODSPEED JOHN GLENN: I put my thumb up my bum and shut one eye, and my thumb blotted out the planet Earth.

SweetWillyRollbar posted:

I feel sorry for British guys. All they have down there is a knob.

british men have a "fanny". please pay attention

# ¿ Nov 24, 2019 09:18

GODSPEED JOHN GLENN: I put my thumb up my bum and shut one eye, and my thumb blotted out the planet Earth.

FreshCutFries posted:

catching up on the butts thread and glad to see it is still about butts. gj everyone

# ¿ Nov 28, 2019 06:47

GODSPEED JOHN GLENN: I put my thumb up my bum and shut one eye, and my thumb blotted out the planet Earth.

pixaal posted:

I see legs

then I scroll down and see a butt

I prefer my butt above my legs, but to each their own

# ¿ Dec 7, 2019 05:55

GODSPEED JOHN GLENN: I put my thumb up my bum and shut one eye, and my thumb blotted out the planet Earth.

Butt: the tits that poop and fart!

# ¿ Dec 9, 2019 20:14

GODSPEED JOHN GLENN: I put my thumb up my bum and shut one eye, and my thumb blotted out the planet Earth.

Butts is back, baby!

# ¿ Feb 17, 2020 19:39

GODSPEED JOHN GLENN: I put my thumb up my bum and shut one eye, and my thumb blotted out the planet Earth.

*lifting a heavy bag of fresh butts onto the counter at the juicing station*

# ¿ Feb 18, 2020 02:59

GODSPEED JOHN GLENN: I put my thumb up my bum and shut one eye, and my thumb blotted out the planet Earth.

google THIS posted:

Give �em a squeeze

Generally, the tastiest butt�whatever the variety�will be firm, full-colored, smooth and thin-skinned. As you would with most sexy body parts, steer clear or those that are too soft, show even the smallest signs of mold, or feel as though they have bruises. Don�t be afraid of slight scratches or marks on the skin; this is called �wind scarring,� which happens when butts rub against the "tree branches" during "windy weather."

Go for heft

When you pick a butt up, you should feel a good amount of weight in your hand, like a small sports ball. This heaviness indicates how much juice is in your butt. Don�t be afraid to give it a sniff. The sweetest and ripest butts will emit the scent of their juices through the skin.

# ¿ Feb 18, 2020 06:03

GODSPEED JOHN GLENN: I put my thumb up my bum and shut one eye, and my thumb blotted out the planet Earth.

Heather Papps posted:

tushy, tushy, burning bright,
In the pants of the night;
What immortal hand or eye,
Could frame thy fearful symmetry?

In what distant deeps or skies.
Burnt the fire of thine cheeks?
On what wings dare he aspire?
What the hand, dare seize the fire?

And what shoulder, & what art,
Could twist the sinews of thy fart?

Lmao

# ¿ Feb 19, 2020 19:10

GODSPEED JOHN GLENN: I put my thumb up my bum and shut one eye, and my thumb blotted out the planet Earth.

Kief Richards posted:

in my pajamas right now and my rear end says J U I C Y across it

Properly labeling the source of juicy farts as per OSHA guidelines

# ¿ Apr 1, 2020 06:38

GODSPEED JOHN GLENN: I put my thumb up my bum and shut one eye, and my thumb blotted out the planet Earth.

Stoner Sloth posted:

what if an rear end but in space?

what then??

Space butt best butt

# ¿ Apr 4, 2020 06:27

GODSPEED JOHN GLENN: I put my thumb up my bum and shut one eye, and my thumb blotted out the planet Earth.

Gonna get a butt lift whether I need it or not

# ¿ Apr 10, 2020 18:16

GODSPEED JOHN GLENN: I put my thumb up my bum and shut one eye, and my thumb blotted out the planet Earth.

Someone in the early 90s my dad's butt vanished. He it's now 83 and still without a butt. He misses you very much, butt, please come home

# ¿ May 1, 2020 05:44

GODSPEED JOHN GLENN: I put my thumb up my bum and shut one eye, and my thumb blotted out the planet Earth.

Robot Made of Meat posted:

If you never stop, does that mean you only think about them once?

He wouldn't think twice about it.

# ¿ Aug 24, 2020 02:42

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# ¿ May 15, 2024 11:56

GODSPEED JOHN GLENN: I put my thumb up my bum and shut one eye, and my thumb blotted out the planet Earth.

Father forgive me for I have sinned. I thought about butts many times without posting in this thread.

# ¿ Feb 6, 2021 04:03

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