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Goons Are Gifts

This thread is about them, post butts and butt related news, only butts are allowed here

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Macnult posted:

honey butt


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:butt:


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Did you know that biologically speaking boobs are misplaced butts?


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Thanks for your service


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Buttology


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That's the Janus' butt, an ancient symbol of the one cheek looking at the past and the other one looking at the future.


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Î mean I do that all the time but I don't get paid for it, what did she do that I can't?


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Butts are ultimate weapons, but you shall never use them.


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google THIS posted:

(talking to police sketch artist) No, no, it was hairier. There was a little pimple on the lower left cheek, and a noticeable tan line.

We have a collection of suspects ready, please identify as soon as the pants are down.


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lost my old email posted:

behind every great man there is a great rear end


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They say a face says more than words, but a butt says more than a face


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Some butts are more than burrs, they are art.


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Imagine how insanely funny the idea of air pressing itself outside of a butt really is


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google THIS posted:

New forum subtitle!!


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butts are sexy tbh


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lmao imagine for a second how your butt is actually a butt


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google THIS posted:

Sometimes I lmao, just so I can get a good look at my a without the aid of a mirror, so I can lmao again.


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:c2b: :tutbutt:


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GODSPEED JOHN GLENN posted:

jim croce voice "if I could put rear end in a bottle..."


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burgers are butts


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Lmbo


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Wait, I thought that was some sort of extended washing machine, what exactly does this do step by step??


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Train posting right now and let me tell you, it's running 20 minutes late and both bathrooms are out of order.

I'd murder everyone in here to get an automated butt washing right now.


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GODSPEED JOHN GLENN posted:

A butt that poops a smaller butt that poops a smaller butt that poops an egg and the egg hatches and there's a tiny bird with a tiny butt and the bird does a toot with its butt

Good lord


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I got butts of steel


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Bitch my butt is God's gift to humanity, don't fight me


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You got my vote!


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Have you ever thought about how every instance of sitting results in an unforgivable squeeze of your butt? Imagine how you would feel if you had a literally perfect form given by nature and laziness would squeeze that into two pancakes with a bowl in between.

Can you live with that? Do you dare to scar perfection??


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Sure, I can stand that.


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The sheer nightmare of not being able to build a buttbot at some point in your life is soul crushing


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A mechanical butt would be a proper solution for those poor souls that at some point got their rear end handed to them, too.

I do think we are still 10 years away from that though.


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Be careful, extensive butt petting can result in exploding side effects, like diarrhea.


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Just for the record:

butts


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Sometimes butts transcend the limits of legs


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I have boobs on my butt


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Can we get that graphic for europe and actually the entire world real quick, I want to know if my queries today made my continent to be on #1 again


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That is one great butt tbh


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I'd read the hell out of a butt detective doing detective things


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knock knock


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