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Stoner Sloth

GODSPEED JOHN GLENN posted:

butter jar

butter nuts :yaybutt:

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# ¿ Sep 17, 2019 05:08

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# ¿ May 15, 2024 11:19

Stoner Sloth

Goons Are Great posted:

Buttology

SweetWillyRollbar posted:

Hold on. Let me get my callipers.

Are you aware, sir, that based on these measurements you have the butt of a violent criminal?

# ¿ Sep 18, 2019 21:14

Stoner Sloth

Goons Are Great posted:

� mean I do that all the time but I don't get paid for it, what did she do that I can't?

she just dressed up all her butt talk in quasi-mystical terms that seem empowering to wealthy idiots. things like "the butt is the seat of the (as)soul."

# ¿ Sep 19, 2019 07:06

Stoner Sloth

Goons Are Great posted:

Butts are ultimate weapons, but you shall never use them.

this is the wisdom of the butt

# ¿ Sep 19, 2019 14:45

Stoner Sloth

GODSPEED JOHN GLENN posted:

jim croce voice "if I could put rear end in a bottle..."

# ¿ Nov 11, 2019 08:23

Stoner Sloth

someone should make a :thunk:

smilie but for butts

# ¿ Dec 18, 2019 19:20

Stoner Sloth

Kaiser Schnitzel posted:

I see a big booty rising
I see a nice rear end on the way
I see buttquakes and fartin'
I see tushy times today.

# ¿ Apr 1, 2020 04:07

Stoner Sloth

can't stop thinking about that episode of the twilight zone with the guy who just wanted to read, but instead of books it's butts he wanted to laugh at... now that the world is empty of other people he gives the camera a wry smile before reaching down to touch his own butt only to find it's not there!

# ¿ Apr 1, 2020 04:10

Stoner Sloth

dreamt of becoming a butt farmer - planting up a field of booty seeds and watching them grow till you can walk through a field of butts, come harvest time you can live off the fat rear end of the land

# ¿ Apr 2, 2020 20:08

Stoner Sloth

one butt to rule them all

also thinking about someone getting a tattoo of a butt... on their butt

# ¿ Apr 3, 2020 21:17

Stoner Sloth

what if an rear end but in space?

what then??

# ¿ Apr 3, 2020 22:20

Stoner Sloth

hell, same

in particular:

# ¿ Apr 6, 2020 06:37

Stoner Sloth

pixaal posted:

I stole it from a website about butt lifts that I found from google image search

does your butt even lift bro?

pixaal posted:

I found the space spider

it is a good space spider but overall, needs more butts

# ¿ Apr 10, 2020 03:57

Stoner Sloth

butts, ladies and gentlemen, butts

# ¿ Apr 11, 2020 07:09

Stoner Sloth

5... 4... 3... 2... 1... 0. we have achieved butt lift off

# ¿ Apr 11, 2020 07:10

Stoner Sloth

thinking about a butt that is a perfect cube shape

# ¿ Apr 12, 2020 10:43

Stoner Sloth

Kief Richards posted:

thinkin bout smackin a booty so it jiggles and that is funny

thinking about this post right now, and about butts in general

# ¿ Apr 13, 2020 21:10

Stoner Sloth

imagine a world without butts

doesn't that make you think about butts with new found gratitude?

# ¿ Apr 18, 2020 04:14

Stoner Sloth

Pahilla the Hun posted:

yeah i bet you wish you didnt have a butt right about now mate

lol'd

only temporarily

# ¿ Apr 18, 2020 06:51

Stoner Sloth

Goons Are Great posted:

butts are hilarious imo

# ¿ Apr 23, 2020 05:02

Stoner Sloth

Kaiser Schnitzel posted:

hell yeah, look at that booty fly!

magnificent!

# ¿ Apr 30, 2020 03:43

Stoner Sloth

"And if you think long enough about butts, the butts will also think about you."

-Nietzsche

# ¿ May 4, 2020 19:23

Stoner Sloth

do you swear to tell the :butts:

and nothing but the :butts:

# ¿ May 8, 2020 14:53

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# ¿ May 15, 2024 11:19

Stoner Sloth

more like garthicc

# ¿ May 15, 2020 23:35

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