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I'm nuts. Nuts 4 butts.
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How come you can spell "BOOBS" out on a calculator, but not "BUTTS"? Pretty messed up IMHO.
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Sep 18, 2019 02:43
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did u kno: everything in the world is either a butt or not a butt
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Sep 18, 2019 03:46
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Hold on. Let me get my callipers.
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Sep 18, 2019 11:26
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an interesting case. the gentleman had the left buttock of a devoted and honest man of business, yet the left buttock is that of a grifter and one given to un-christian language.
A two-faced butt!
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Sep 19, 2019 00:51
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she just dressed up all her butt talk in quasi-mystical terms that seem empowering to wealthy idiots. things like "the butt is the seat of the (as)soul."
I'm Fart
And I'm Dook
We're the Anus Brothers and you're listening to Butt Talk on NPR.
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Sep 19, 2019 09:00
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I'm a lover, not a fighter.
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Sep 19, 2019 09:49
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The Buttfather
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Sep 19, 2019 16:04
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Okay, well, how does everyone feel about buttes?
Big fan of Black Butte Porter.
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Sep 19, 2019 16:41
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Sep 19, 2019 17:55
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We have a collection of suspects ready, please identify as soon as the pants are down.
while sitting on the floor naked, i got real excited at a funny joke i read and scooted across the floor and now theres a family circus style dotted line showing where i've been in the house
*Running in breathless*
Chief! We caught are perp! Left a...well I wouldn't call it a breadcrumb trail. But it led right to his butt which we positively IDed!
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Sep 22, 2019 03:52
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Checking in to this thread...
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Sep 23, 2019 08:21
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Some butts are more than burrs, they are art.
Only some butts are art but all butts fart.
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Sep 23, 2019 11:13
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Oct 31, 2019 07:55
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My fellow chill yobbers, I cannot lie about this matter, and I feel compelled to confess to you all that I like big butts.
Glad I'm not the only one!
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Oct 31, 2019 10:48
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What is the sound of one cheek clapping?
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Nov 8, 2019 11:28
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Genitals (what kind depends on use of a bun as well as topping choices).
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Nov 13, 2019 06:41
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You know how the aliens in aliens have a little mouth that shoots out of their regular mouth? What if a tiny butt shot out of your normal butt and did a toot!
*Hovering over a filthy gas station toilet as my smaller butt slides into the bowl*
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Nov 13, 2019 07:55
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Lol.
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Nov 13, 2019 11:34
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I legit need to get one of these, they seemed to be everywhere in Japan and they were the greatest thing
Oh yeah. This was on the bullet train. I love having one. My butt is so danged clean.
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Nov 13, 2019 15:29
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Wait, I thought that was some sort of extended washing machine, what exactly does this do step by step??
They're not really steps but options including butt washing, lady part washing, water pressure, stop the jet, and large or small flush. Also there trains almost always run on time which is a huge difference from Germany.
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Nov 13, 2019 15:39
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Train posting right now and let me tell you, it's running 20 minutes late and both bathrooms are out of order.
I'd murder everyone in here to get an automated butt washing right now.
To be fair this is the bullet train. Most local trains don't have a toilet.
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Nov 13, 2019 16:12
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bidet? more like bi-don't. i am a human i don't need a robot degrading itself like that for me it's so weird, it's like how when vapes became a thing i tried it but couldn't keep doing it because it felt like i was sucking a robots dick, and i am not homophobic i don't think but like, it was so weird
instead of having a smoke like i enjoy, i was servicing this weird device and it was unloading hot robot juice into my mouth and it was too much of a hr giger style nightmare for me to handle
Sorry that you will never enjoy the thrill of a soothing warm jet of water just kissing your b-hole.
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Nov 13, 2019 16:16
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A butt that poops a smaller butt that poops a smaller butt that poops an egg and the egg hatches and there's a tiny bird with a tiny butt and the bird does a toot with its butt
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Nov 14, 2019 09:12
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Barbarella?
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Nov 16, 2019 13:52
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I feel sorry for British guys. All they have down there is a knob.
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Nov 24, 2019 08:56
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british men have a "fanny". please pay attention
I have been, friend. I think you are the one who needs an anatomy lesson.
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Nov 24, 2019 16:45
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A popular children's book series in Japan is Oshiri No Tantei (おしりのたんてい) or Detective Butt. Just thought you'd like to know this.
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Dec 18, 2019 17:45
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That is great, are there any translations around? I'm sure it's extremely low level and silly but I just have to know what a butt detective would be looking for.
It's a lightbulb isn't it, always lightbulbs.
I'm not sure. I think there's a cartoon too. His catchphrase is "Something stinks!" Like he says that before he busts the case open or something.
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Dec 19, 2019 04:30
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If you have Netflix you're in luck!
https://www.netflix.com/jp-en/title/80992180?preventIntent=true
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Dec 19, 2019 04:32
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Back that butt up
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Feb 17, 2020 19:48
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My favorite!
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Hugh Jass
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Apr 2, 2020 19:42
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one of my rites of passage was giving up being about boobs, and understanding the wisdom of butts
e: the achewood comic makes me mad im not posting it
Gotta laugh about that comic. Because it's got it so back asswards
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Apr 3, 2020 05:18
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thinkin bout how almost everyone has a butt
We need butts for the buttless imho
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May 4, 2020 19:29
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Prepping my dinner and boom. Garlic butt
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