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The Bloop
Jul 5, 2004

by Fluffdaddy

Binary Logic posted:

Anyone know how much Rob and Sandra are being paid for this?

More than the million they have no chance of winning next season, I'd bet

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The Bloop
Jul 5, 2004

by Fluffdaddy
Poison: Janet
Pony: Jason

gently caress, Marry, Kill: Boston Rob

The Bloop
Jul 5, 2004

by Fluffdaddy
I'm sad that 2 of the only 3 broadcast shows I care about are airing opposite one another, but I'm pretty sure I'll be watching Survivor live and Masked Singer on :filez: the next day

The Bloop
Jul 5, 2004

by Fluffdaddy

Capsaicin posted:

when do we get The Wardog added to the island of idols?

Way after Coach, Hatch, and Cochran

The Bloop
Jul 5, 2004

by Fluffdaddy
I'm generally liking these tribes so far

No one jumps out as maddeningly obnoxious

The Bloop
Jul 5, 2004

by Fluffdaddy
lmao clammed

The Bloop
Jul 5, 2004

by Fluffdaddy

Khanstant posted:

lol cumin is some "city poo poo." Guess there's not even a taco bell where she lives

Most Americans only get cumin in a packet of mixed spices called "taco seasoning" or similar

But she was being funny to try and make people like her

STAC Goat posted:

Has there even been a Grey Poupon commercial in like 20 years?
Yes

The Bloop
Jul 5, 2004

by Fluffdaddy
We've got a touchy Biden

The Bloop
Jul 5, 2004

by Fluffdaddy
he is a super obvious weasel but doesn't realize it

The Bloop
Jul 5, 2004

by Fluffdaddy

TMMadman posted:

This is mostly because most Americans just use chili powder in their chili instead of actually using cumin.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Za_KilRD-do

The Bloop
Jul 5, 2004

by Fluffdaddy

Khanstant posted:

I don't think I would ever make an honest deal with someone hanging dong so unnecessarily at me.

yeah it was pretty egregious and just contributes to his gross gormless weaselness



sorry actual weasels, you are cute and good, but useful shorthand

The Bloop
Jul 5, 2004

by Fluffdaddy

Shneak posted:

Every poker player on this show sucks, add another one to the list

sure but I'd LOVE a season with only WSP Final Table survivors

I want to see Phil Hellmuth get blindsided and be super pissy

The Bloop
Jul 5, 2004

by Fluffdaddy

Khanstant posted:

I like this little hut puzzle but that one team was awful at it, huge disparity.

That tribe has a couple athletes but I think it's overall the pudgiest tribe in a while

So they have that going for them

The Bloop
Jul 5, 2004

by Fluffdaddy
Dongweasel hooked the grappling hook during the challenge but man there is no way anyone can trust him

The Bloop
Jul 5, 2004

by Fluffdaddy
"I got to make fire against Boston Rob" might be worth losing a vote on the first tribal, especially when you aren't a likely target

The Bloop
Jul 5, 2004

by Fluffdaddy
"I made a simple gamble at a game and lost my vote"


Tell them you lost your vote. THEY CAN COUNT. Don't get caught in a totally pointless lie. Even if he doesn't read them all it could easily look like you voted "the wrong way" to literally everyone.

Huge mistake.

The Bloop
Jul 5, 2004

by Fluffdaddy

Fast Luck posted:

It's hilarious how he just mercilessly beat the poo poo out of her. Which, like, yeah of course.

and he seemed so disappointed the whole time lmbo

The Bloop
Jul 5, 2004

by Fluffdaddy
hahaha tribal council duck blind

The Bloop
Jul 5, 2004

by Fluffdaddy
dongweasel humblebrag session hahahaha

:wow:

The Bloop
Jul 5, 2004

by Fluffdaddy
votes split between douchebag and the first representative of a minority group ever on the show



but gently caress YES they actually did the right thing and I've been bamboozled

The Bloop
Jul 5, 2004

by Fluffdaddy
i love that the challenge was making a miniature version of the tribal council hut area

The Bloop
Jul 5, 2004

by Fluffdaddy
HAHAHAHA BIG DISAPPOINTMENT TO THE POKER WORLD HAHAHAHA

The Bloop
Jul 5, 2004

by Fluffdaddy

Khanstant posted:

What the gently caress are macro nutrients? I'm imagine Vitamin Cs the size of Sesame Street letters

Macronutrients are Carbohydrates, Protien, and Fat. Essentially the three sources of calories.

Guy was probably selling blockchain soylent crossfit powder

The Bloop
Jul 5, 2004

by Fluffdaddy

Khanstant posted:

I would think your guess was right, at the same time, it kind of sounds like every restaurant in the world is a macronutrient business.

Sounds better on the resume than "swept the floor at that failed restaurant that only served deconstructed avocado toast"

The Bloop
Jul 5, 2004

by Fluffdaddy

Binary Logic posted:


That whole setup of Idol Island was ridiculous; nothing indicated the new player could ask for a different deal than what was offered.

That's some nice username/post synergy

The Bloop
Jul 5, 2004

by Fluffdaddy

Max posted:

I do wonder if he would have rewarded her for realizing it was a bad deal, and that's why he was saying she had no idea what else he had in his back pocket.

At least rewarded her with a better deal or some sort of handicap, yeah. That's the impression that I got

The Bloop
Jul 5, 2004

by Fluffdaddy

Max posted:

Yeah that was my feeling. If she straight up said "there is no way I could beat you in that competition" he may have said "good point, I'll handicap myself."

Yeah or at the very least be like "You're right. That would be a stupid bet to take. Congratulations on not being a big dummy. You get to keep your vote."

The Bloop
Jul 5, 2004

by Fluffdaddy

mancalamania posted:

There was no way anyone could find out about her lost vote (unless she screwed up and told them) and thus there's not really any scenario where she would need her vote.

Both of these statements are bonkers. There are plenty of ways and is also depends on what Jeff does

The Bloop
Jul 5, 2004

by Fluffdaddy

AWarmBody posted:

They let me hold their macro-nutrients.

newborns are filled with macro-nutrients

The Bloop
Jul 5, 2004

by Fluffdaddy

Khanstant posted:

Hahaha this is great. I wonder how long they're even going to have to use the Fallon box. At some point they will have to transition to lifeguard chairs, once the castaways all know they're there peepin'

How would they know about the Fallon box?

The Bloop
Jul 5, 2004

by Fluffdaddy
I saw it and was pretty annoyed too.

They showed who was at IotI this week and some of them talking to Rob


I get that ads aren't really for people who are already going to watch, but there is no reason for spoilers. Just show something exciting from the previous week.

The Bloop
Jul 5, 2004

by Fluffdaddy

curiousCat posted:

Remember that they showed who was going to tribal council during the mid-episode commercial last week too lol

Lucky for me I was too busy shitposting to notice

The Bloop
Jul 5, 2004

by Fluffdaddy
lol loving same episode spoiler flashes right at the beginning almost felt like an intentional gently caress You

The Bloop
Jul 5, 2004

by Fluffdaddy
#crazyeyes

The Bloop
Jul 5, 2004

by Fluffdaddy
Ms Coach

The Bloop
Jul 5, 2004

by Fluffdaddy

Robnoxious posted:

Noura the Chakra Chick.
Alert the media.

*montage of crazy unhinged behavior*
YOGA WILL HELP YOU BE CALM AND CENTERED LIKE MEEEEE

The Bloop
Jul 5, 2004

by Fluffdaddy

Khanstant posted:

I love that Rob and Sandra seem to delight in loving with these people.

it's great



3 right for 3 tribals is a great deal vs one vote

The Bloop
Jul 5, 2004

by Fluffdaddy

Survivor host Jeff Probst blasts CBS over spoiler-filled promo

The Bloop
Jul 5, 2004

by Fluffdaddy

AWarmBody posted:

don'tdancedon'tdancedon'tdance

Me playing it cool:

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The Bloop
Jul 5, 2004

by Fluffdaddy

Binary Logic posted:

Odds on Noura talking too much at Tribal?

100%

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