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habeasdorkus
Nov 3, 2013

Royalty is a continuous shitposting motion.
Forgot this was a separate thread! Gimme a moment to figure out who I'm takin'! Sorry!

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habeasdorkus
Nov 3, 2013

Royalty is a continuous shitposting motion.

Team Name: John Roberts' RoboUmps
Home City: Washington DC
Home Stadium: Nationals Park
DH Preference: Yes, Please

Feeders:
1919 Red Sox - 5
2009 Mets - 2
1901 Orphans - 2
1984 A's - 1
2002 White Sox - 1

Strategy (Rate on a scale from -5 to +5)
Hit and Run: -1
Sacrifice Bunt: -5
Squeeze Play: 0
Trying for extra bases: +3
Stealing Bases: +3
Aggressively Tagging Up: +3
Pitch Outs (to prevent stolen bases): -4
Giving Intentional Walks: -2
Pitching Around Good Hitters: +1
Bringing the Infield In: 0
Guarding the Lines: 0
Making Cutoff Throws: 0
Bringing in Pinch Hitters: +1
Bringing in Pinch Runners: -2
Bringing in Defensive Replacements: -2
Starting Pitchers on Short Rest: -1
Letting pitchers pitch throw trouble: +1
Letting Pitchers rack up high pitch counts: +3

25 Man Roster
Frank Chance, 1901 Orphans
Paul Konerko, 2002 White Sox
Cupid Childs, 1901 Orphans
Jose Reyes, 2009 Mets
David Wright, 2009 Mets
Rickey Henderson, 1984 A's
Carlos Beltran, 2009 Mets
Babe Ruth, 1919 Red Sox
Frank Thomas, 2002 White Sox
Wally Schang, 1919 Red Sox
Joe Morgan, 1984 A's
Tony Phillips, 1984 A's
Harry Hooper, 1919 Red Sox
Amos Strunk, 1919 Red Sox
Carl Mays, 1919 Red Sox
Rube Waddell, 1901 Orphans
Johan Santana, 2009 Mets
Jack Taylor, 1901 Orphans
Tom Hughes, 1901 Orphans
Herb Pennock, 1919 Red Sox
Francisco Rodriguez, 2009 Mets
Billy Wagner, 2009 Mets
Keith Foulke, 2002 White Sox
Waite Hoyt, 1919 Red Sox
Damaso Marte, 2002 White Sox

Minors
Gary Sheffield, 2009 Mets
Ray Durham, 2002 White Sox
Kenny Lofton, 2002 White Sox
Mark Buehrle, 2002 White Sox
JJ Putz, 2009 Mets

habeasdorkus fucked around with this message at 02:06 on Sep 27, 2019

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