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Last week, on 1KYOB...
Scores and Standings Final scores from last week and overall standings so far are below. pre:Player Total Yards Ranking Points Bonus Total Points Notes -------------------------------------------------------------------------------- korrandark 985 1 29 0 29 Acebuckeye13 982 2 28 0 28 Tiny Tubesteak Tom 979 3 27 0 27 Shadow225 978 4 26 0 26 No Butt Stuff 966 5 25 0 25 Deceptive 955 6 24 0 24 BlindSite 953 7 23 0 23 Leperflesh 857 8 22 0 22 OxySnake 842 9 21 0 21 Nystral 813 10 20 0 20 -------------------------------------------------------------------------------- Strobe 783 11 19 0 19 Bjork Bjowlob 767 12 18 0 18 Blowjob Overtime 742 13 17 0 17 the mean lunch lady 646 14 16 0 16 HereticMIND 623 15 15 0 15 a new study bible! 609 16 14 0 14 Elephanthead 598 17 13 0 13 Chichevache 583 18 12 0 12 WaffleZombie 564 19 11 0 11 Arnold Layne 547 20 10 0 10 Okibi 516 21 9 0 9 fishing with the fam 1002 22 8 0 8 seiferguy 1018 23 7 0 7 totally losing my mime 1020 24 6 0 6 bobjr 1049 25 5 0 5 Grittybeard 1054 26 4 0 4 von Metternich 1070 27 3 0 3 Satisfaction Guaranteed 1102 28 2 0 2 Play 1110 29 1 0 1 Activated Mack token pre:Player Overall Rank | Wk1 Wk2 --------------------------------------------------- Deceptive 53 1 | 29 24 OxySnake 47 2 | 26 21 Bjork Bjowlob 45 3 | 27 18 Acebuckeye13 43 4 | 15 28 BlindSite 41 5 | 18 23 the mean lunch lady 41 5 | 25 16 Chichevache 35 7 | 23 12 Leperflesh 35 7 | 13 22 Shadow225 35 7 | 9 26 Strobe 35 7 | 16 19 Tiny Tubesteak Tom 34 11 | 7 27 Grittybeard 32 12 | 28 4 korrandark 32 12 | 3 29 Arnold Layne 29 14 | 19 10 fishing with the fam 29 14 | 21 8 No Butt Stuff 29 14 | 4 25 Satisfaction Guaranteed 26 17 | 24 2 a new study bible! 25 18 | 11 14 bobjr 25 18 | 20 5 Elephanthead 25 18 | 12 13 Benne 22 21 | 22 - Blowjob Overtime 22 21 | 5 17 Nystral 22 21 | 2 20 von Metternich 20 24 | 17 3 WaffleZombie 17 25 | 6 11 totally losing my mime 16 26 | 10 6 HereticMIND 15 27 | - 15 -----Cutoff for Playoffs--------------------------- Play 15 27 | 14 1 seiferguy 15 27 | 8 7 Okibi 10 30 | 1 9 Thurs: TEN @ JAX Sun Early: CIN @ BUF DET @ PHI NYJ @ NE OAK @ MIN BAL @ KC ATL @ IND DEN @ GB MIA @ DAL Sun Late: NYG @ TB CAR @ ARI PIT @ SF NO @ SEA HOU @ LAC Sun Night: LAR @ CLE Mon: CHI @ WAS ----------------------------------------------------------------------------------- How do I play 1000 Yards or Bust? See this thread! Tokens! Tokens are back again this year. What's a token you ask? Good question: Because 1KYOB is inherently a game about selecting offensive players, tokens were originally created to celebrate the superlative defenders of the NFL as well as introduce another strategic element to the game. The tokens apply to your GDI Number player and only your GDI Number player, but you can't cheat and edit them in if you're heading into Monday about to bust: if you haven't declared you're using a token before the first player on your list starts, you're SOL. Each token can only be used once per season unless otherwise noted. To play a token please copy and paste the image as well as the name of the token after your GDI Number. This year there are seven tokens, split into three different categories - Normal, Supplement, and Special. You can only use a max of one token per week from each category. NORMAL TOKENS THE MACK TOKEN A running back's worst nightmare is to make a cut towards an inviting gap only to see Khalil Mack suddenly appear, arms wide in welcome embrace. Particularly so when Mack has crossed half the country and a whole conference to unexpectedly crush this naive NFC North rusher twice a season. You may play the Mack Token when your GDI Number is a Running Back. If your GDI Number would bust your score, this token will zero out their score! Can only be used once per season unless refreshed or in certain circumstances, see later. THE HAYWARD TOKEN Casey Hayward is one of the premier CBs in the league, and after he has assimilated the life force of the rest of the Chargers' defense a la Jet Li in The One he will become unstoppable. You may play the Hayward Token when your GDI Number is a Wide Receiver or a Tight End. If your GDI Number would bust your score, this token will zero out their score! Can only be used once per season unless refreshed or in certain circumstances, see later. THE GHOST OF SAN DIEGO PAST TOKEN Prior to his untimely death, Joey Bosa terrorized offensive lines and QBs coming off the edge. Becoming phantasmal can only improve his game, turning him from 'difficult to block' to 'impossible to handle unless you know five kids and a dog with a van'. You may play the Ghost of San Diego Past Token when your GDI Number is a Quarterback. If your GDI Number would bust your score, this token will convert your QB entry to use Rushing instead of Passing yards, as the QB can think of nothing but fleeing for his life. If you are already using Rushing yards for your QB entry, this token will zero out their score as the QB remains rooted to the spot in fear. Can only be used once per season unless refreshed or in certain circumstances, see later. SUPPLEMENT TOKENS THE MERCURIAL GENIUS TOKEN Note: see the bottom of this post for clarifications on this token. Marcus Peters is an extremely talented CB who is prone to, uh, 'shifts' in mood that can affect his performance. One week he will smother a #1 wideout so thoroughly that the receiver forgets his own name, the next he's launching flags into the crowd and himself out of the stadium. You may play the Mercurial Genius token alongside any of the above Normal tokens - it cannot be played by itself. The Normal token acts normally, and if you need it to avoid busting (or if you bust regardless), it will be consumed. However if you do not need the token to avoid busting, the Mercurial Genius token will return the Normal token back to you to be used again in a following week (i.e. it will refresh the token). The Mercurial Genius token itself can be played any number of times during the season, unless... ...your GDI Number blows up and exceeds the relevant yardage limit (Rushing: 100, Receiving: 100, Passing: 400). Then the Genius will get himself ejected for the rest of the season and your GDI Number will have a record game! Specifically, their yardage total will be set to the relevant all-time single-game record below: Rushing: 296 yards (Adrian Peterson, Vikings vs San Diego, 2007) Receiving: 336 yards (Willie 'Flipper' Anderson, Rams vs Saints, 1989) Passing: 554 yards (Norm van Brocklin, Rams vs NY Yanks, 1951) If this happens and you still don't bust (what kind of strange list are you running?!?) then the Normal token will still be returned. The Mercurial Genius token is always consumed after the Genius is ejected. SPECIAL TOKENS THE MONSTER COJONES TOKEN A reminder of the most balls-out playcall I've seen in a Superbowl, and - as a Jets fan - a delightful way for the Patriots to be humbled on the biggest stage in American football. I'd like to take this opportunity to bring up that the Patriots also tried a similar play in the same game, showing us that sometimes it is ok to count out Touchdown Tom. If you declare the Monster Cojones token during a given week, it gets you 50 bonus points for a top 10 score and 100 bonus points for the best score of the week, but if you finish outside the top 10 you get zero, so you better catch that pass! In addition, you can use the Monster Cojones token as much as you want if you keep getting the bonus, but if you use the Monster Cojones token and fail to make the top 10, you can't use it again for the entire rest of the season unless you hit a perfect thousand. Not for the faint at heart! Have fun! Maybe it's time to hang em up, buddy Players who've used a Cojones and failed to make the top 10 pre:No-one yet Players who've had their Genius ejected pre:No-one yet I'll try to collate any token clarifications I make during each thread in this area. Clarification 1: The Genius Token The Genius token will return the Normal token if you don't need the Normal token to avoid busting. If you do need it (or bust anyway) the Normal token is consumed and not returned. The Genius token itself is always returned unless it gets ejected ie your GDI number exceeds the yardage limit. For example: Pre-Monday yardage total: 920 If Brate goes for 70: no bust, both Hayward and Genius tokens returned If Brate goes for 100: Hayward token activated, Brate yardage becomes zero, Hayward token not returned, Genius token returned If Brate goes for 120: Genius ejected, Brate yardage becomes 336, total yardage 1256, bust, Hayward token not returned, Genius token not returned Pre-Monday yardage total: 600 Brate goes for 70: no bust or ejection, both tokens returned Brate goes for 120: Genius ejected, Brate yardage becomes 336, total yardage 936, no bust, Hayward token returned, Genius token not returned Clarification 2: Tiebreakers Ties are broken as follows:
Clarification 3: Using the same player more than once You can use the same player more than once but you cannot use the same combination of player and yardage type more than once. So - to use Nick Foles as an example - you can list Nick Foles three times in one entry (for Passing, Rushing and Receiving yards) but you cannot list Nick Foles - Passing more than once. If you use a player more than once they have to be listed on separate lines for each yardage type you want to use: pre:PHI - Nick Foles - Passing Yards PHI - Nick Foles - Rushing Yards
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# ? Sep 19, 2019 20:59 |
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# ? May 2, 2024 04:21 |
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GROUND FLOOR BITCHES GET IN HERE! My submissions for this week are as follows: BAL--Lamar Jackson (Passing) PHI--Carson Wentz (Passing) BAL--Lamar Jackson (Rushing) BAL--Marquise "Hollywood" Brown (Receiving) NE--Antonio Brown (Receiving) PHI--Nelson Agholor (Receiving) GDI#: WAS--Jeremy Sprinkle (Rushing) Tokens Used: HAYWOOD I'm gonna bust so hard, I just know it.
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# ? Sep 19, 2019 21:41 |
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IND - T.Y. Hilton - Receiving Yards IND - Jacoby Brissett - Passing Yards IND - Jack Doyle - Receiving Yards IND - Marlin Mack - Rushing Yards IND - Paris Campbell - Receiving Yards DEN - Joe Flacco - Passing Yards GDI# - CHI - Mitch Trubisky - Passing Yards
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# ? Sep 20, 2019 00:48 |
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BUF - Josh Allen - Passing Yards ARI - Kyler Murray - Passing Yards NYG - Saquon Barkley - Rushing Yards OAK - Josh Jacobs - Rushing Yards MIN - Adam Thielen - Receiving Yards NO - Mike Thomas - Receiving Yards GDI#: CHI - David Montgomery - Rushing Yards
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# ? Sep 20, 2019 17:40 |
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DAL-Dak Prescott-Passing CIN-Andy Dalton-Passing NYG-Saquon Barkley-Rushing NYG-Saquon Barkley-Receiving GDI-CHI-Mitchell Trubisky-Passing
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# ? Sep 20, 2019 18:24 |
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NEP - Tom Brady - Passing Yards DAL - Dak Prescott - Passing Yards LAR - Todd Gurley - Rushing Yards LAR - Todd Gurley - Receiving Yards CIN - Tyler Boyd - Receiving Yards GDI#: CHI - Mitch Trubisky - Passing Yards
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# ? Sep 20, 2019 19:51 |
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HereticMIND posted:GROUND FLOOR BITCHES GET IN HERE! In light of recent events, I would like to remove Antonio Brown from my list and replace him with the following: DALDak Prescott (Passing) NYJLevon Bell (rushing)
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# ? Sep 20, 2019 21:21 |
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CAR - Kyle Allen - Passing Yards DAL - Dak Prescott - Passing Yards LAR - Todd Gurley - Rushing Yards LAR - Cooper kupp - Receiving Yards CIN - Tyler Boyd - Receiving Yards GDI#: CHI - Mitch Trubisky - Passing Yards
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# ? Sep 20, 2019 21:43 |
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BAL - Lamar Jackson - Passing Yards NE - Tom Brady - Passing Yards LAC - Philip Rivers - Passing Yards GDI # - CHI - David Montgomery - Rushing Yards
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# ? Sep 21, 2019 02:18 |
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NE - Tom Brady - Passing Yards GB - Aaron Rodgers - Passing Yards CIN - Andy Dalton - Passing Yards GDI#: CHI - Trey Burton - Receiving Yards
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# ? Sep 21, 2019 15:50 |
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DET - Matthew Stafford - Passing Yards DET - TJ Hockenson - Receiving Yards DET - Kerryon Johnson - Rushing Yards KC - Patrick Mahomes - Passing Yards GDI#: CHI - Mitch Trubisky - Passing Yards Also, have some TOKEN MADNESS: Acebuckeye13 fucked around with this message at 22:35 on Sep 21, 2019 |
# ? Sep 21, 2019 22:33 |
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BAL - Lamar Jackson - Passing Yards DAL - Dak Prescott - Passing Yards GB - Aaron Rodgers - Passing Yards GDI # - CHI - David Montgomery - Rushing Yards
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# ? Sep 21, 2019 22:38 |
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DAL - Ezekiel Elliot - Rushing Yards ATL - Julio Jones - Receiving Yards KC - Travis Kelce - Receiving Yards GB - Aaron Rodgers - Passing Yards PHI - Carson Wentz - Passing Yards GDI#: CHI - David Montgomery - Rushing Yards
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# ? Sep 22, 2019 00:16 |
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DAL- DAK PRESCOTT- PASSING YARDS SEA- RUSSELL WILSON- PASSING YARDS NO- TEDDU BRIDGEWATER- PASSING YARDS GDI#WAS- ADRIAN PETERSON- RUSHING YARDS
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# ? Sep 22, 2019 00:25 |
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ARI - Kyler Murray - Rushing Yards ARI - David Johnson - Rushing Yards ARI - Chase Edmonds - Rushing Yards ARI - Christian Kirk - Rushing Yards ARI - D.J. Foster - Rushing Yards ARI - Brett Hundley - Rushing Yards ARI - Larry Fitzgerald - Rushing Yards ARI - Damiere Byrd - Rushing Yards ARI - Andy Isabella - Rushing Yards ARI - KeeSean Johnson - Rushing Yards ARI - Michael Crabtree - Rushing Yards ARI - Trent Sherfield - Rushing Yards SF - Matt Breida - Rushing Yards SF - Tevin Coleman - Rushing Yards SF - Kyle Juszczyk - Rushing Yards SF - Raheem Mostert - Rushing Yards SF - Jimmy Garoppolo - Rushing Yards SF - Nick Mullens - Rushing Yards SF - Dante Pettis - Rushing Yards SF - Kendrick Bourne - Rushing Yards SF - Deebo Samuel - Rushing Yards SF - George Kittle - Rushing Yards SF - Jeff Wilson Jr. - Rushing Yards SF - Marquise Goodwin - Rushing Yards SF - Trent Taylor - Rushing Yards SF - Richie James Jr. - Rushing Yards SF - Jalen Hurd - Rushing Yards SEA - Russell Wilson - Rushing Yards SEA - Chris Carson - Rushing Yards SEA - Rashaad Penny - Rushing Yards SEA - C.J. Prosise - Rushing Yards SEA - Travis Homer - Rushing Yards SEA - DK Metcalf - Rushing Yards SEA - David Moore - Rushing Yards SEA - Gary Jennings - Rushing Yards SEA - Tyler Lockett - Rushing Yards SEA - Jaron Brown - Rushing Yards SEA - Malik Turner - Rushing Yards SEA - John Ursua - Rushing Yards SEA - Nick Bellore - Rushing Yards SEA - Geno Smith - Rushing Yards LAR - Todd Gurley - Rushing Yards LAR - Malcolm Brown - Rushing Yards LAR - Robert Woods - Rushing Yards LAR - Darrell Henderson Jr. - Rushing Yards LAR - Jared Goff - Rushing Yards LAR - Blake Bortles - Rushing Yards LAR - Cooper Kupp - Rushing Yards LAR - JoJo Natson - Rushing Yards LAR - Tyler Higbee - Rushing Yards LAR - Gerald Everett - Rushing Yards LAR - Robert Woods - Rushing Yards LAR - Josh Reynolds - Rushing Yards LAR - Nsimba Webster - Rushing Yards GDI# - WAS - Case Keenum - Passing Yards
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# ? Sep 22, 2019 01:16 |
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NE - Tom Brady - Passing DAL - Dak Prescott - Passing IND - TY Hilton - Receiving KC - Travis Kelce - Receiving ARI - Christian Kirk - Receiving GDI # WAS - Terry Mclaurin - Receiving Using Haywood Token
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# ? Sep 22, 2019 01:48 |
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KC - Patrick Mahomes - Passing Yards BAL - Lamar Jackson - Passing Yards GDI # - GB - Aaron Rodgers - Passing Yards
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# ? Sep 22, 2019 02:19 |
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BUF Lee Smith Receiving Yards MIA Preston Williams Receiving Yards DAL Devin Smith Receiving Yards GB Jamaal Williams Rushing Yards ATL Ito Smith Rushing Yards OAK Tyrell Williams Receiving Yards MIN Irv Smith Receiving Yards DET Kerryon Johnson Rushing Yards DET Ty Johnson Rushing Yards ARI David Johnson Rushing Yards ARI KeeSean Johnson Receiving Yards ARI Maxx Williams Receiving Yards HOU Duke Johnson Rushing Yards LAC Mike Williams Receiving Yards PIT JuJu Smith-Schuster Receiving Yards PIT Diontae Johnson Receiving Yards CLE DErnest Johnson Rushing Yards GDI# - WAS Vernon Davis Receiving Yards
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# ? Sep 22, 2019 04:38 |
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DAL - Dak Prescott - Passing Yards NE - Tom Brady - Passing Yards MIN - Dalvin Cook - Rushing Yards KC - Sammy Watkins - Receiving Yards GDI#: CHI - David Montgomery - Rushing Yards
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# ? Sep 22, 2019 06:22 |
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KC - Patrick Mahomes - Passing KC - Sammy Watkins - Receiving KC - Demarcus Robinson - Receiving KC - Travis Kelce - Receiving KC - Darwin Thompson - Rushing KC - LeSean McCoy - Rushing GDI#: CHI - Mitchell Trubisky - Passing
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# ? Sep 22, 2019 06:30 |
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SEA - Russell Wilson - passing yards LAC - Philip Rivers - passing yards ARI - Kyler Murray - passing yards GDI# - CHI - David Montgomery - rushing yards Time to get back into the standings:
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# ? Sep 22, 2019 08:08 |
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NE - Tom Brady - Passing Yards GB - Aaron Rodgers - Passing Yards OAK - Derek Carr - Passing Yards GDI#: CHI - Mitchell Trubisky - Passing Yards TOKENS THE GHOST OF SAN DIEGO PAST TOKEN THE MERCURIAL GENIUS TOKEN
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# ? Sep 22, 2019 14:46 |
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NE - Tom Brady - Passing Yards KC - Patrick Mahomes - Passing Yards NYG - Daniel Jones - Passing Yards GDI#: CHI - David Montgomery - Running Yards USING MONSTER COJONES TOKEN
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# ? Sep 22, 2019 14:57 |
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DAL - Dak Prescott - Passing Yards CIN - Andy Dalton- Passing Yards NE - Tom Brady - Passing Yards GDI#: CHI - Mitchell Trubisky - Rushing Yards
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# ? Sep 22, 2019 16:12 |
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CAR - Kyle Allen - Passing Yards MIA - Josh Rosen - Passing Yards NYJ - Luke Falk - Passing Yards NO - Teddy Bridgewater - Passing Yards GDI# - CHI - Allen Robinson - Receiving Yards
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# ? Sep 22, 2019 16:56 |
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SF - Jimmy Garoppolo - Passing yards LAR - Jared Goff - Passing yards DAL - Ezekiel Elliott - Rushing yards MIN - Adam Thielen - Receiving yards ARI - Larry Fitzgerald - Receiving yards TB - Mike Evans - Receiving yards GDI#: CHI - David Montgomery - Rushing yards
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# ? Sep 22, 2019 17:10 |
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NE - Tom Brady - passing yards LAR - Jared Goff - passing yards CIN - Andy Dalton - passing yards DAL - Ezekiel Elliott - rushing yards GDI#: CHI - Allen Robinson - receiving yards
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# ? Sep 22, 2019 17:31 |
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NE - Tom Brady: Passing Yards MIN - Kirk Cousins: Passing Yards OAK - Derek Carr: Passing Yards GDI # CHI - Tarik Cohen: Receiving Yards
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# ? Sep 22, 2019 17:36 |
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ARI-Kyler Murray-Passing SEA-Russell Wilson-Passing GDI-WAS-Case Keenum-Passing
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# ? Sep 22, 2019 18:34 |
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Late game special LAC - Philip Rivers - Passing yards ARI - Larry Fitzgerald - Receiving yards LAR - Jared Goff - Passing yards GDI#: WAS - Case Keenum - Passing yards
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# ? Sep 22, 2019 20:33 |
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Leperflesh posted:ARI - Kyler Murray - Rushing Yards There's respecting the run, and then there's this. Sheesh! You trying to bust there?
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# ? Sep 23, 2019 03:59 |
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632 with Mitch's passing to go. Feels like I might have a pretty good week coming up.
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# ? Sep 23, 2019 04:00 |
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I need Aaron Rodgers to stay below 359. I think that could happen. Especially since apparently the Packers aren't playing tonight.
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# ? Sep 23, 2019 15:53 |
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the mean lunch lady posted:BUF - Josh Allen - Passing Yards 574 YEESH
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# ? Sep 23, 2019 17:25 |
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Really hoping for Mitch to either have a very lovely day passing or a really loving good day rushing.
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# ? Sep 23, 2019 17:59 |
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HereticMIND posted:
I'm not getting anywhere near busting; this is just trying to capture every rushing yard from the NFC West, taking into account the potential for e.g. jet sweep and backward-pass plays that go into the books as running plays, and also injuries that take the starting QB out. If I'm going to fully Establish the Run, I need every yard rushed there is. Also as a laziness-bonus this lets me just copy/paste every week and only have to make changes if the team changes their 53-man roster, such as due to guys going on IR. I thought about including PR/KR guys too, but I think those are not going into 1KYOB's statistics as rushing (or receiving?).
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# ? Sep 23, 2019 18:22 |
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fishing with the fam posted:DAL - Ezekiel Elliot - Rushing Yards 836 with Montgomery to go. Go nuts my dude.
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# ? Sep 23, 2019 20:50 |
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No Butt Stuff posted:I need Aaron Rodgers to stay below 359. Looks like we have another passenger on the Sandwich Montoya train
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# ? Sep 23, 2019 21:14 |
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Heeeere we go! seiferguy in a real nice spot to hit that Cojones. Montgomery would have to go backwards to save Deceptive though...pre:Adrian Peterson - Rushing | Yards Remaining -------------------------------------------------- Chichevache | 171 Allen Robinson - Receiving | Yards Remaining -------------------------------------------------- Tiny Tubesteak Tom | 51 WaffleZombie | 264 Case Keenum - Passing | Yards Remaining -------------------------------------------------- Bjork Bjowlob | 377 Shadow225 | 421 Leperflesh | 502 David Montgomery - Rushing | Yards Remaining -------------------------------------------------- Deceptive | -16 Grittybeard | 48 seiferguy | 103 Nystral | 109 fishing with the fam | 164 bobjr | 252 Okibi | 274 the mean lunch lady | 421 Jeremy Sprinkle - Rushing | Yards Remaining -------------------------------------------------- HereticMIND | 48 Mitch Trubisky - Passing | Yards Remaining -------------------------------------------------- Elephanthead | 268 BlindSite | 281 Play | 338 Acebuckeye13 | 388 Mitchell Trubisky - Passing | Yards Remaining -------------------------------------------------- Blowjob Overtime | 217 Strobe | 368 von Metternich | 468 Mitchell Trubisky - Rushing | Yards Remaining -------------------------------------------------- a new study bible! | 199 Sandwich Montoya - Receiving | Yards Remaining -------------------------------------------------- No Butt Stuff | 359 Tarik Cohen - Receiving | Yards Remaining -------------------------------------------------- OxySnake | 278 Terry Mclaurin - Receiving | Yards Remaining -------------------------------------------------- korrandark | 235 Trey Burton - Receiving | Yards Remaining -------------------------------------------------- Arnold Layne | 210 Vernon Davis - Receiving | Yards Remaining -------------------------------------------------- totally losing my mime | 474
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# ? Sep 23, 2019 21:19 |
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# ? May 2, 2024 04:21 |
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I was really counting on Daniel Jones sucking.
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# ? Sep 23, 2019 21:32 |