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Bjork Bjowlob
Feb 23, 2006
yes that's very hot and i'll deal with it in the morning


Last week, on 1KYOB...

  • korrandark is the highest scorer this week, riding a few nice performances up until Monday when Nick Chubb - who I expected to run wild against the Jets without Moseley - had a surpisingly average game, which helped keep the score under 1k
  • I was also very happy to see Chubb keep it under 100 yards to avoid busting my Genius token - although with the rest of my roster coming out flat, a Genius bust would have ended with me being at 1001 yards - just one yard shy of...
  • fishing with the fam, who at 1002 yards is surely the most painful bust of the season so far!

Scores and Standings

Final scores from last week and overall standings so far are below.
pre:
Player                    Total Yards Ranking Points Bonus Total Points Notes
--------------------------------------------------------------------------------
korrandark                        985      1      29     0          29 
Acebuckeye13                      982      2      28     0          28 
Tiny Tubesteak Tom                979      3      27     0          27 
Shadow225                         978      4      26     0          26 
No Butt Stuff                     966      5      25     0          25 
Deceptive                         955      6      24     0          24 
BlindSite                         953      7      23     0          23 
Leperflesh                        857      8      22     0          22 
OxySnake                          842      9      21     0          21 
Nystral                           813     10      20     0          20 
--------------------------------------------------------------------------------
Strobe                            783     11      19     0          19 
Bjork Bjowlob                     767     12      18     0          18 
Blowjob Overtime                  742     13      17     0          17 
the mean lunch lady               646     14      16     0          16 
HereticMIND                       623     15      15     0          15 
a new study bible!                609     16      14     0          14 
Elephanthead                      598     17      13     0          13 
Chichevache                       583     18      12     0          12 
WaffleZombie                      564     19      11     0          11 
Arnold Layne                      547     20      10     0          10 
Okibi                             516     21       9     0           9 
fishing with the fam             1002     22       8     0           8 
seiferguy                        1018     23       7     0           7 
totally losing my mime           1020     24       6     0           6 
bobjr                            1049     25       5     0           5 
Grittybeard                      1054     26       4     0           4 
von Metternich                   1070     27       3     0           3 
Satisfaction Guaranteed          1102     28       2     0           2 
Play                             1110     29       1     0           1 Activated Mack token
pre:
Player                    Overall Rank |   Wk1  Wk2
---------------------------------------------------
Deceptive                      53    1 |    29   24 
OxySnake                       47    2 |    26   21 
Bjork Bjowlob                  45    3 |    27   18 
Acebuckeye13                   43    4 |    15   28 
BlindSite                      41    5 |    18   23 
the mean lunch lady            41    5 |    25   16 
Chichevache                    35    7 |    23   12 
Leperflesh                     35    7 |    13   22 
Shadow225                      35    7 |     9   26 
Strobe                         35    7 |    16   19 
Tiny Tubesteak Tom             34   11 |     7   27 
Grittybeard                    32   12 |    28    4 
korrandark                     32   12 |     3   29 
Arnold Layne                   29   14 |    19   10 
fishing with the fam           29   14 |    21    8 
No Butt Stuff                  29   14 |     4   25 
Satisfaction Guaranteed        26   17 |    24    2 
a new study bible!             25   18 |    11   14 
bobjr                          25   18 |    20    5 
Elephanthead                   25   18 |    12   13 
Benne                          22   21 |    22    - 
Blowjob Overtime               22   21 |     5   17 
Nystral                        22   21 |     2   20 
von Metternich                 20   24 |    17    3 
WaffleZombie                   17   25 |     6   11 
totally losing my mime         16   26 |    10    6 
HereticMIND                    15   27 |     -   15 
-----Cutoff for Playoffs---------------------------
Play                           15   27 |    14    1 
seiferguy                      15   27 |     8    7 
Okibi                          10   30 |     1    9 
THIS WEEK'S LINEUP

Thurs:
TEN @ JAX

Sun Early:
CIN @ BUF
DET @ PHI
NYJ @ NE
OAK @ MIN
BAL @ KC
ATL @ IND
DEN @ GB
MIA @ DAL

Sun Late:
NYG @ TB
CAR @ ARI
PIT @ SF
NO @ SEA
HOU @ LAC

Sun Night:
LAR @ CLE

Mon:
CHI @ WAS

-----------------------------------------------------------------------------------

How do I play 1000 Yards or Bust?

See this thread!

Tokens!

Tokens are back again this year. What's a token you ask? Good question:

Because 1KYOB is inherently a game about selecting offensive players, tokens were originally created to celebrate the superlative defenders of the NFL as well as introduce another strategic element to the game. The tokens apply to your GDI Number player and only your GDI Number player, but you can't cheat and edit them in if you're heading into Monday about to bust: if you haven't declared you're using a token before the first player on your list starts, you're SOL. Each token can only be used once per season unless otherwise noted.

To play a token please copy and paste the image as well as the name of the token after your GDI Number.

This year there are seven tokens, split into three different categories - Normal, Supplement, and Special. You can only use a max of one token per week from each category.

NORMAL TOKENS

THE MACK TOKEN




A running back's worst nightmare is to make a cut towards an inviting gap only to see Khalil Mack suddenly appear, arms wide in welcome embrace. Particularly so when Mack has crossed half the country and a whole conference to unexpectedly crush this naive NFC North rusher twice a season.

You may play the Mack Token when your GDI Number is a Running Back. If your GDI Number would bust your score, this token will zero out their score! Can only be used once per season unless refreshed or in certain circumstances, see later.

THE HAYWARD TOKEN



Casey Hayward is one of the premier CBs in the league, and after he has assimilated the life force of the rest of the Chargers' defense a la Jet Li in The One he will become unstoppable.

You may play the Hayward Token when your GDI Number is a Wide Receiver or a Tight End. If your GDI Number would bust your score, this token will zero out their score! Can only be used once per season unless refreshed or in certain circumstances, see later.

THE GHOST OF SAN DIEGO PAST TOKEN



Prior to his untimely death, Joey Bosa terrorized offensive lines and QBs coming off the edge. Becoming phantasmal can only improve his game, turning him from 'difficult to block' to 'impossible to handle unless you know five kids and a dog with a van'.

You may play the Ghost of San Diego Past Token when your GDI Number is a Quarterback. If your GDI Number would bust your score, this token will convert your QB entry to use Rushing instead of Passing yards, as the QB can think of nothing but fleeing for his life. If you are already using Rushing yards for your QB entry, this token will zero out their score as the QB remains rooted to the spot in fear. Can only be used once per season unless refreshed or in certain circumstances, see later.

SUPPLEMENT TOKENS

THE MERCURIAL GENIUS TOKEN




Note: see the bottom of this post for clarifications on this token.

Marcus Peters is an extremely talented CB who is prone to, uh, 'shifts' in mood that can affect his performance. One week he will smother a #1 wideout so thoroughly that the receiver forgets his own name, the next he's launching flags into the crowd and himself out of the stadium.

You may play the Mercurial Genius token alongside any of the above Normal tokens - it cannot be played by itself. The Normal token acts normally, and if you need it to avoid busting (or if you bust regardless), it will be consumed. However if you do not need the token to avoid busting, the Mercurial Genius token will return the Normal token back to you to be used again in a following week (i.e. it will refresh the token). The Mercurial Genius token itself can be played any number of times during the season, unless...

...your GDI Number blows up and exceeds the relevant yardage limit (Rushing: 100, Receiving: 100, Passing: 400). Then the Genius will get himself ejected for the rest of the season and your GDI Number will have a record game! Specifically, their yardage total will be set to the relevant all-time single-game record below:
Rushing: 296 yards (Adrian Peterson, Vikings vs San Diego, 2007)
Receiving: 336 yards (Willie 'Flipper' Anderson, Rams vs Saints, 1989)
Passing: 554 yards (Norm van Brocklin, Rams vs NY Yanks, 1951)

If this happens and you still don't bust (what kind of strange list are you running?!?) then the Normal token will still be returned. The Mercurial Genius token is always consumed after the Genius is ejected.

SPECIAL TOKENS

THE MONSTER COJONES TOKEN



A reminder of the most balls-out playcall I've seen in a Superbowl, and - as a Jets fan - a delightful way for the Patriots to be humbled on the biggest stage in American football. I'd like to take this opportunity to bring up that the Patriots also tried a similar play in the same game, showing us that sometimes it is ok to count out Touchdown Tom.

If you declare the Monster Cojones token during a given week, it gets you 50 bonus points for a top 10 score and 100 bonus points for the best score of the week, but if you finish outside the top 10 you get zero, so you better catch that pass! In addition, you can use the Monster Cojones token as much as you want if you keep getting the bonus, but if you use the Monster Cojones token and fail to make the top 10, you can't use it again for the entire rest of the season unless you hit a perfect thousand. Not for the faint at heart!

Have fun!

Maybe it's time to hang em up, buddy
Players who've used a Cojones and failed to make the top 10


pre:
No-one yet
Yoooooooouuuu'rre outta heeere!
Players who've had their Genius ejected


pre:
No-one yet
TOKEN CLARIFICATIONS

I'll try to collate any token clarifications I make during each thread in this area.

Clarification 1: The Genius Token

The Genius token will return the Normal token if you don't need the Normal token to avoid busting. If you do need it (or bust anyway) the Normal token is consumed and not returned. The Genius token itself is always returned unless it gets ejected ie your GDI number exceeds the yardage limit.

For example:

Pre-Monday yardage total: 920
If Brate goes for 70: no bust, both Hayward and Genius tokens returned
If Brate goes for 100: Hayward token activated, Brate yardage becomes zero, Hayward token not returned, Genius token returned
If Brate goes for 120: Genius ejected, Brate yardage becomes 336, total yardage 1256, bust, Hayward token not returned, Genius token not returned

Pre-Monday yardage total: 600
Brate goes for 70: no bust or ejection, both tokens returned
Brate goes for 120: Genius ejected, Brate yardage becomes 336, total yardage 936, no bust, Hayward token returned, Genius token not returned

Clarification 2: Tiebreakers

Ties are broken as follows:
  • Whichever list has more players
  • If both entries have the same number of players - whichever list was entered first

Clarification 3: Using the same player more than once

You can use the same player more than once but you cannot use the same combination of player and yardage type more than once. So - to use Nick Foles as an example - you can list Nick Foles three times in one entry (for Passing, Rushing and Receiving yards) but you cannot list Nick Foles - Passing more than once. If you use a player more than once they have to be listed on separate lines for each yardage type you want to use:
pre:
PHI - Nick Foles - Passing Yards
PHI - Nick Foles - Rushing Yards

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HereticMIND
Nov 4, 2012

GROUND FLOOR BITCHES GET IN HERE!



My submissions for this week are as follows:

BAL--Lamar Jackson (Passing)

PHI--Carson Wentz (Passing)

BAL--Lamar Jackson (Rushing)

BAL--Marquise "Hollywood" Brown (Receiving)

NE--Antonio Brown (Receiving)

PHI--Nelson Agholor (Receiving)

GDI#: WAS--Jeremy Sprinkle (Rushing)


Tokens Used:

HAYWOOD

I'm gonna bust so hard, I just know it.

Elephanthead
Sep 11, 2008


Toilet Rascal
IND - T.Y. Hilton - Receiving Yards
IND - Jacoby Brissett - Passing Yards
IND - Jack Doyle - Receiving Yards
IND - Marlin Mack - Rushing Yards
IND - Paris Campbell - Receiving Yards
DEN - Joe Flacco - Passing Yards

GDI# - CHI - Mitch Trubisky - Passing Yards

the mean lunch lady
Jun 24, 2009

went mad at sea
lots were drawn
Kroenke didn't survive
he was delicious
BUF - Josh Allen - Passing Yards
ARI - Kyler Murray - Passing Yards
NYG - Saquon Barkley - Rushing Yards
OAK - Josh Jacobs - Rushing Yards
MIN - Adam Thielen - Receiving Yards
NO - Mike Thomas - Receiving Yards

GDI#: CHI - David Montgomery - Rushing Yards

von Metternich
May 7, 2007
Why the hell not?
DAL-Dak Prescott-Passing
CIN-Andy Dalton-Passing
NYG-Saquon Barkley-Rushing
NYG-Saquon Barkley-Receiving

GDI-CHI-Mitchell Trubisky-Passing

Play
Apr 25, 2006

Strong stroll for a mangy stray
NEP - Tom Brady - Passing Yards
DAL - Dak Prescott - Passing Yards
LAR - Todd Gurley - Rushing Yards
LAR - Todd Gurley - Receiving Yards
CIN - Tyler Boyd - Receiving Yards

GDI#: CHI - Mitch Trubisky - Passing Yards

HereticMIND
Nov 4, 2012

HereticMIND posted:

GROUND FLOOR BITCHES GET IN HERE!



My submissions for this week are as follows:

BAL--Lamar Jackson (Passing)

PHI--Carson Wentz (Passing)

BAL--Lamar Jackson (Rushing)

BAL--Marquise "Hollywood" Brown (Receiving)

NE--Antonio Brown (Receiving)

PHI--Nelson Agholor (Receiving)

GDI#: WAS--Jeremy Sprinkle (Rushing)


Tokens Used:

HAYWOOD

I'm gonna bust so hard, I just know it.

In light of recent events, I would like to remove Antonio Brown from my list and replace him with the following:

DAL—Dak Prescott (Passing)

NYJ—Levon Bell (rushing)

BlindSite
Feb 8, 2009

CAR - Kyle Allen - Passing Yards
DAL - Dak Prescott - Passing Yards
LAR - Todd Gurley - Rushing Yards
LAR - Cooper kupp - Receiving Yards
CIN - Tyler Boyd - Receiving Yards

GDI#: CHI - Mitch Trubisky - Passing Yards

Nystral
Feb 6, 2002

Every man likes a pretty girl with him at a skeleton dance.
BAL - Lamar Jackson - Passing Yards
NE - Tom Brady - Passing Yards
LAC - Philip Rivers - Passing Yards

GDI # - CHI - David Montgomery - Rushing Yards

Arnold Layne
Nov 4, 2008

NE - Tom Brady - Passing Yards
GB - Aaron Rodgers - Passing Yards
CIN - Andy Dalton - Passing Yards

GDI#: CHI - Trey Burton - Receiving Yards

Acebuckeye13
Nov 2, 2010


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Ultra Carp
DET - Matthew Stafford - Passing Yards
DET - TJ Hockenson - Receiving Yards
DET - Kerryon Johnson - Rushing Yards
KC - Patrick Mahomes - Passing Yards

GDI#: CHI - Mitch Trubisky - Passing Yards

Also, have some TOKEN MADNESS:





Acebuckeye13 fucked around with this message at 22:35 on Sep 21, 2019

bobjr
Oct 16, 2012

Roose is loose.
🐓🐓🐓✊🪧

BAL - Lamar Jackson - Passing Yards
DAL - Dak Prescott - Passing Yards
GB - Aaron Rodgers - Passing Yards

GDI # - CHI - David Montgomery - Rushing Yards

fishing with the fam
Feb 29, 2008

Durr
DAL - Ezekiel Elliot - Rushing Yards
ATL - Julio Jones - Receiving Yards
KC - Travis Kelce - Receiving Yards
GB - Aaron Rodgers - Passing Yards
PHI - Carson Wentz - Passing Yards

GDI#: CHI - David Montgomery - Rushing Yards

Chichevache
Feb 17, 2010

One of the funniest posters in GIP.

Just not intentionally.
DAL- DAK PRESCOTT- PASSING YARDS
SEA- RUSSELL WILSON- PASSING YARDS
NO- TEDDU BRIDGEWATER- PASSING YARDS
GDI#WAS- ADRIAN PETERSON- RUSHING YARDS

Leperflesh
May 17, 2007

ARI - Kyler Murray - Rushing Yards
ARI - David Johnson - Rushing Yards
ARI - Chase Edmonds - Rushing Yards
ARI - Christian Kirk - Rushing Yards
ARI - D.J. Foster - Rushing Yards
ARI - Brett Hundley - Rushing Yards
ARI - Larry Fitzgerald - Rushing Yards
ARI - Damiere Byrd - Rushing Yards
ARI - Andy Isabella - Rushing Yards
ARI - KeeSean Johnson - Rushing Yards
ARI - Michael Crabtree - Rushing Yards
ARI - Trent Sherfield - Rushing Yards
SF - Matt Breida - Rushing Yards
SF - Tevin Coleman - Rushing Yards
SF - Kyle Juszczyk - Rushing Yards
SF - Raheem Mostert - Rushing Yards
SF - Jimmy Garoppolo - Rushing Yards
SF - Nick Mullens - Rushing Yards
SF - Dante Pettis - Rushing Yards
SF - Kendrick Bourne - Rushing Yards
SF - Deebo Samuel - Rushing Yards
SF - George Kittle - Rushing Yards
SF - Jeff Wilson Jr. - Rushing Yards
SF - Marquise Goodwin - Rushing Yards
SF - Trent Taylor - Rushing Yards
SF - Richie James Jr. - Rushing Yards
SF - Jalen Hurd - Rushing Yards
SEA - Russell Wilson - Rushing Yards
SEA - Chris Carson - Rushing Yards
SEA - Rashaad Penny - Rushing Yards
SEA - C.J. Prosise - Rushing Yards
SEA - Travis Homer - Rushing Yards
SEA - DK Metcalf - Rushing Yards
SEA - David Moore - Rushing Yards
SEA - Gary Jennings - Rushing Yards
SEA - Tyler Lockett - Rushing Yards
SEA - Jaron Brown - Rushing Yards
SEA - Malik Turner - Rushing Yards
SEA - John Ursua - Rushing Yards
SEA - Nick Bellore - Rushing Yards
SEA - Geno Smith - Rushing Yards
LAR - Todd Gurley - Rushing Yards
LAR - Malcolm Brown - Rushing Yards
LAR - Robert Woods - Rushing Yards
LAR - Darrell Henderson Jr. - Rushing Yards
LAR - Jared Goff - Rushing Yards
LAR - Blake Bortles - Rushing Yards
LAR - Cooper Kupp - Rushing Yards
LAR - JoJo Natson - Rushing Yards
LAR - Tyler Higbee - Rushing Yards
LAR - Gerald Everett - Rushing Yards
LAR - Robert Woods - Rushing Yards
LAR - Josh Reynolds - Rushing Yards
LAR - Nsimba Webster - Rushing Yards

GDI# - WAS - Case Keenum - Passing Yards

korrandark
Jan 5, 2009
NE - Tom Brady - Passing
DAL - Dak Prescott - Passing
IND - TY Hilton - Receiving
KC - Travis Kelce - Receiving
ARI - Christian Kirk - Receiving

GDI # WAS - Terry Mclaurin - Receiving

:siren: Using Haywood Token :siren:

No Butt Stuff
Jun 10, 2004

KC - Patrick Mahomes - Passing Yards
BAL - Lamar Jackson - Passing Yards

GDI # - GB - Aaron Rodgers - Passing Yards

totally losing my mime
Aug 3, 2012

The quiet can scrape
All the calm from your bones.
But maybe it should.
Maybe we need to be hollowed
To get up and grow,
And stop fucking around,
To kick off our braces and start straightening out
Fun Shoe
BUF – Lee Smith – Receiving Yards
MIA – Preston Williams – Receiving Yards
DAL – Devin Smith – Receiving Yards
GB – Jamaal Williams – Rushing Yards
ATL – Ito Smith – Rushing Yards
OAK – Tyrell Williams – Receiving Yards
MIN – Irv Smith – Receiving Yards
DET – Kerryon Johnson – Rushing Yards
DET – Ty Johnson – Rushing Yards
ARI – David Johnson – Rushing Yards
ARI – KeeSean Johnson – Receiving Yards
ARI – Maxx Williams – Receiving Yards
HOU – Duke Johnson – Rushing Yards
LAC – Mike Williams – Receiving Yards
PIT – JuJu Smith-Schuster – Receiving Yards
PIT – Diontae Johnson – Receiving Yards
CLE – D’Ernest Johnson – Rushing Yards

GDI# - WAS – Vernon Davis – Receiving Yards

Okibi
Jul 13, 2004

A shadowy flight into the ridiculous world of a man whose music should not exist
Grimey Drawer
DAL - Dak Prescott - Passing Yards
NE - Tom Brady - Passing Yards
MIN - Dalvin Cook - Rushing Yards
KC - Sammy Watkins - Receiving Yards

GDI#: CHI - David Montgomery - Rushing Yards

Strobe
Jun 30, 2014
GW BRAINWORMS CREW
KC - Patrick Mahomes - Passing
KC - Sammy Watkins - Receiving
KC - Demarcus Robinson - Receiving
KC - Travis Kelce - Receiving
KC - Darwin Thompson - Rushing
KC - LeSean McCoy - Rushing

GDI#: CHI - Mitchell Trubisky - Passing

seiferguy
Jun 9, 2005

FLAWED
INTUITION



Toilet Rascal
SEA - Russell Wilson - passing yards
LAC - Philip Rivers - passing yards
ARI - Kyler Murray - passing yards

GDI# - CHI - David Montgomery - rushing yards

Time to get back into the standings:

Blowjob Overtime
Apr 6, 2008

Steeeeriiiiiiiiike twooooooo!

NE - Tom Brady - Passing Yards
GB - Aaron Rodgers - Passing Yards
OAK - Derek Carr - Passing Yards

GDI#: CHI - Mitchell Trubisky - Passing Yards

TOKENS

THE GHOST OF SAN DIEGO PAST TOKEN



THE MERCURIAL GENIUS TOKEN

Deceptive
Dec 27, 2012
NE - Tom Brady - Passing Yards
KC - Patrick Mahomes - Passing Yards
NYG - Daniel Jones - Passing Yards

GDI#: CHI - David Montgomery - Running Yards

USING MONSTER COJONES TOKEN

a new study bible!
Feb 2, 2009



BIG DICK NICK
A Philadelphia Legend
Fly Eagles Fly


DAL - Dak Prescott - Passing Yards
CIN - Andy Dalton- Passing Yards
NE - Tom Brady - Passing Yards

GDI#: CHI - Mitchell Trubisky - Rushing Yards

WaffleZombie
May 10, 2003

"Identity Crisis" Murderer Wild Guess #333:Prince "Lady Killer Charming "Well, I AM the Adversa"



CAR - Kyle Allen - Passing Yards
MIA - Josh Rosen - Passing Yards
NYJ - Luke Falk - Passing Yards
NO - Teddy Bridgewater - Passing Yards

GDI# - CHI - Allen Robinson - Receiving Yards

Grittybeard
Mar 29, 2010

Bad, very bad!
SF - Jimmy Garoppolo - Passing yards
LAR - Jared Goff - Passing yards
DAL - Ezekiel Elliott - Rushing yards
MIN - Adam Thielen - Receiving yards
ARI - Larry Fitzgerald - Receiving yards
TB - Mike Evans - Receiving yards

GDI#: CHI - David Montgomery - Rushing yards

barnold
Dec 16, 2011


what do u do when yuo're born to play fps? guess there's nothing left to do but play fps. boom headshot
NE - Tom Brady - passing yards
LAR - Jared Goff - passing yards
CIN - Andy Dalton - passing yards
DAL - Ezekiel Elliott - rushing yards

GDI#: CHI - Allen Robinson - receiving yards

Paint Crop Pro
Mar 22, 2007

Find someone who values you like Rick Spielman values 7th round picks.



NE - Tom Brady: Passing Yards
MIN - Kirk Cousins: Passing Yards
OAK - Derek Carr: Passing Yards

GDI #
CHI - Tarik Cohen: Receiving Yards

Shadow225
Jan 2, 2007




ARI-Kyler Murray-Passing
SEA-Russell Wilson-Passing

GDI-WAS-Case Keenum-Passing

Bjork Bjowlob
Feb 23, 2006
yes that's very hot and i'll deal with it in the morning


Late game special

LAC - Philip Rivers - Passing yards
ARI - Larry Fitzgerald - Receiving yards
LAR - Jared Goff - Passing yards

GDI#: WAS - Case Keenum - Passing yards

HereticMIND
Nov 4, 2012

Leperflesh posted:

ARI - Kyler Murray - Rushing Yards
ARI - David Johnson - Rushing Yards
ARI - Chase Edmonds - Rushing Yards
ARI - Christian Kirk - Rushing Yards
ARI - D.J. Foster - Rushing Yards
ARI - Brett Hundley - Rushing Yards
ARI - Larry Fitzgerald - Rushing Yards
ARI - Damiere Byrd - Rushing Yards
ARI - Andy Isabella - Rushing Yards
ARI - KeeSean Johnson - Rushing Yards
ARI - Michael Crabtree - Rushing Yards
ARI - Trent Sherfield - Rushing Yards
SF - Matt Breida - Rushing Yards
SF - Tevin Coleman - Rushing Yards
SF - Kyle Juszczyk - Rushing Yards
SF - Raheem Mostert - Rushing Yards
SF - Jimmy Garoppolo - Rushing Yards
SF - Nick Mullens - Rushing Yards
SF - Dante Pettis - Rushing Yards
SF - Kendrick Bourne - Rushing Yards
SF - Deebo Samuel - Rushing Yards
SF - George Kittle - Rushing Yards
SF - Jeff Wilson Jr. - Rushing Yards
SF - Marquise Goodwin - Rushing Yards
SF - Trent Taylor - Rushing Yards
SF - Richie James Jr. - Rushing Yards
SF - Jalen Hurd - Rushing Yards
SEA - Russell Wilson - Rushing Yards
SEA - Chris Carson - Rushing Yards
SEA - Rashaad Penny - Rushing Yards
SEA - C.J. Prosise - Rushing Yards
SEA - Travis Homer - Rushing Yards
SEA - DK Metcalf - Rushing Yards
SEA - David Moore - Rushing Yards
SEA - Gary Jennings - Rushing Yards
SEA - Tyler Lockett - Rushing Yards
SEA - Jaron Brown - Rushing Yards
SEA - Malik Turner - Rushing Yards
SEA - John Ursua - Rushing Yards
SEA - Nick Bellore - Rushing Yards
SEA - Geno Smith - Rushing Yards
LAR - Todd Gurley - Rushing Yards
LAR - Malcolm Brown - Rushing Yards
LAR - Robert Woods - Rushing Yards
LAR - Darrell Henderson Jr. - Rushing Yards
LAR - Jared Goff - Rushing Yards
LAR - Blake Bortles - Rushing Yards
LAR - Cooper Kupp - Rushing Yards
LAR - JoJo Natson - Rushing Yards
LAR - Tyler Higbee - Rushing Yards
LAR - Gerald Everett - Rushing Yards
LAR - Robert Woods - Rushing Yards
LAR - Josh Reynolds - Rushing Yards
LAR - Nsimba Webster - Rushing Yards

GDI# - WAS - Case Keenum - Passing Yards

:captainpop:

There's respecting the run, and then there's this. Sheesh! You trying to bust there?

Strobe
Jun 30, 2014
GW BRAINWORMS CREW

632 with Mitch's passing to go. Feels like I might have a pretty good week coming up. :toot:

No Butt Stuff
Jun 10, 2004

I need Aaron Rodgers to stay below 359.

I think that could happen.

Especially since apparently the Packers aren't playing tonight.

the mean lunch lady
Jun 24, 2009

went mad at sea
lots were drawn
Kroenke didn't survive
he was delicious

the mean lunch lady posted:

BUF - Josh Allen - Passing Yards
ARI - Kyler Murray - Passing Yards
NYG - Saquon Barkley - Rushing Yards
OAK - Josh Jacobs - Rushing Yards
MIN - Adam Thielen - Receiving Yards
NO - Mike Thomas - Receiving Yards

GDI#: CHI - David Montgomery - Rushing Yards

574 YEESH

Acebuckeye13
Nov 2, 2010


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Ultra Carp
Really hoping for Mitch to either have a very lovely day passing or a really loving good day rushing.

Leperflesh
May 17, 2007

HereticMIND posted:

:captainpop:

There's respecting the run, and then there's this. Sheesh! You trying to bust there?

I'm not getting anywhere near busting; this is just trying to capture every rushing yard from the NFC West, taking into account the potential for e.g. jet sweep and backward-pass plays that go into the books as running plays, and also injuries that take the starting QB out. If I'm going to fully Establish the Run, I need every yard rushed there is.

Also as a laziness-bonus this lets me just copy/paste every week and only have to make changes if the team changes their 53-man roster, such as due to guys going on IR.

I thought about including PR/KR guys too, but I think those are not going into 1KYOB's statistics as rushing (or receiving?).

fishing with the fam
Feb 29, 2008

Durr

fishing with the fam posted:

DAL - Ezekiel Elliot - Rushing Yards
ATL - Julio Jones - Receiving Yards
KC - Travis Kelce - Receiving Yards
GB - Aaron Rodgers - Passing Yards
PHI - Carson Wentz - Passing Yards

GDI#: CHI - David Montgomery - Rushing Yards

836 with Montgomery to go. Go nuts my dude.

Bjork Bjowlob
Feb 23, 2006
yes that's very hot and i'll deal with it in the morning


No Butt Stuff posted:

I need Aaron Rodgers to stay below 359.

I think that could happen.

Especially since apparently the Packers aren't playing tonight.

Looks like we have another passenger on the Sandwich Montoya train

Bjork Bjowlob
Feb 23, 2006
yes that's very hot and i'll deal with it in the morning


Heeeere we go! seiferguy in a real nice spot to hit that Cojones. Montgomery would have to go backwards to save Deceptive though...

pre:
Adrian Peterson - Rushing           | Yards Remaining
--------------------------------------------------
Chichevache                         | 171

Allen Robinson - Receiving          | Yards Remaining
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Tiny Tubesteak Tom                  |  51
WaffleZombie                        | 264

Case Keenum - Passing               | Yards Remaining
--------------------------------------------------
Bjork Bjowlob                       | 377
Shadow225                           | 421
Leperflesh                          | 502

David Montgomery - Rushing          | Yards Remaining
--------------------------------------------------
Deceptive                           | -16
Grittybeard                         |  48
seiferguy                           | 103
Nystral                             | 109
fishing with the fam                | 164
bobjr                               | 252
Okibi                               | 274
the mean lunch lady                 | 421

Jeremy Sprinkle - Rushing           | Yards Remaining
--------------------------------------------------
HereticMIND                         |  48

Mitch Trubisky - Passing            | Yards Remaining
--------------------------------------------------
Elephanthead                        | 268
BlindSite                           | 281
Play                                | 338
Acebuckeye13                        | 388

Mitchell Trubisky - Passing         | Yards Remaining
--------------------------------------------------
Blowjob Overtime                    | 217
Strobe                              | 368
von Metternich                      | 468

Mitchell Trubisky - Rushing         | Yards Remaining
--------------------------------------------------
a new study bible!                  | 199

Sandwich Montoya - Receiving        | Yards Remaining
--------------------------------------------------
No Butt Stuff                       | 359

Tarik Cohen - Receiving             | Yards Remaining
--------------------------------------------------
OxySnake                            | 278

Terry Mclaurin - Receiving          | Yards Remaining
--------------------------------------------------
korrandark                          | 235

Trey Burton - Receiving             | Yards Remaining
--------------------------------------------------
Arnold Layne                        | 210

Vernon Davis - Receiving            | Yards Remaining
--------------------------------------------------
totally losing my mime              | 474


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Deceptive
Dec 27, 2012
I was really counting on Daniel Jones sucking.

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