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Last week, on 1KYOB...
Scores and Standings Final scores from last week and overall standings so far are below. pre:Player Total Yards Ranking Points Bonus Total Points Notes -------------------------------------------------------------------------------- korrandark 985 1 29 0 29 Acebuckeye13 982 2 28 0 28 Tiny Tubesteak Tom 979 3 27 0 27 Shadow225 978 4 26 0 26 No Butt Stuff 966 5 25 0 25 Deceptive 955 6 24 0 24 BlindSite 953 7 23 0 23 Leperflesh 857 8 22 0 22 OxySnake 842 9 21 0 21 Nystral 813 10 20 0 20 -------------------------------------------------------------------------------- Strobe 783 11 19 0 19 Bjork Bjowlob 767 12 18 0 18 Blowjob Overtime 742 13 17 0 17 the mean lunch lady 646 14 16 0 16 HereticMIND 623 15 15 0 15 a new study bible! 609 16 14 0 14 Elephanthead 598 17 13 0 13 Chichevache 583 18 12 0 12 WaffleZombie 564 19 11 0 11 Arnold Layne 547 20 10 0 10 Okibi 516 21 9 0 9 fishing with the fam 1002 22 8 0 8 seiferguy 1018 23 7 0 7 totally losing my mime 1020 24 6 0 6 bobjr 1049 25 5 0 5 Grittybeard 1054 26 4 0 4 von Metternich 1070 27 3 0 3 Satisfaction Guaranteed 1102 28 2 0 2 Play 1110 29 1 0 1 Activated Mack token pre:Player Overall Rank | Wk1 Wk2 --------------------------------------------------- Deceptive 53 1 | 29 24 OxySnake 47 2 | 26 21 Bjork Bjowlob 45 3 | 27 18 Acebuckeye13 43 4 | 15 28 BlindSite 41 5 | 18 23 the mean lunch lady 41 5 | 25 16 Chichevache 35 7 | 23 12 Leperflesh 35 7 | 13 22 Shadow225 35 7 | 9 26 Strobe 35 7 | 16 19 Tiny Tubesteak Tom 34 11 | 7 27 Grittybeard 32 12 | 28 4 korrandark 32 12 | 3 29 Arnold Layne 29 14 | 19 10 fishing with the fam 29 14 | 21 8 No Butt Stuff 29 14 | 4 25 Satisfaction Guaranteed 26 17 | 24 2 a new study bible! 25 18 | 11 14 bobjr 25 18 | 20 5 Elephanthead 25 18 | 12 13 Benne 22 21 | 22 - Blowjob Overtime 22 21 | 5 17 Nystral 22 21 | 2 20 von Metternich 20 24 | 17 3 WaffleZombie 17 25 | 6 11 totally losing my mime 16 26 | 10 6 HereticMIND 15 27 | - 15 -----Cutoff for Playoffs--------------------------- Play 15 27 | 14 1 seiferguy 15 27 | 8 7 Okibi 10 30 | 1 9 Thurs: TEN @ JAX Sun Early: CIN @ BUF DET @ PHI NYJ @ NE OAK @ MIN BAL @ KC ATL @ IND DEN @ GB MIA @ DAL Sun Late: NYG @ TB CAR @ ARI PIT @ SF NO @ SEA HOU @ LAC Sun Night: LAR @ CLE Mon: CHI @ WAS ----------------------------------------------------------------------------------- How do I play 1000 Yards or Bust? See this thread! Tokens! Tokens are back again this year. What's a token you ask? Good question: Because 1KYOB is inherently a game about selecting offensive players, tokens were originally created to celebrate the superlative defenders of the NFL as well as introduce another strategic element to the game. The tokens apply to your GDI Number player and only your GDI Number player, but you can't cheat and edit them in if you're heading into Monday about to bust: if you haven't declared you're using a token before the first player on your list starts, you're SOL. Each token can only be used once per season unless otherwise noted. To play a token please copy and paste the image as well as the name of the token after your GDI Number. This year there are seven tokens, split into three different categories - Normal, Supplement, and Special. You can only use a max of one token per week from each category. NORMAL TOKENS THE MACK TOKEN  A running back's worst nightmare is to make a cut towards an inviting gap only to see Khalil Mack suddenly appear, arms wide in welcome embrace. Particularly so when Mack has crossed half the country and a whole conference to unexpectedly crush this naive NFC North rusher twice a season. You may play the Mack Token when your GDI Number is a Running Back. If your GDI Number would bust your score, this token will zero out their score! Can only be used once per season unless refreshed or in certain circumstances, see later. THE HAYWARD TOKEN  Casey Hayward is one of the premier CBs in the league, and after he has assimilated the life force of the rest of the Chargers' defense a la Jet Li in The One he will become unstoppable. You may play the Hayward Token when your GDI Number is a Wide Receiver or a Tight End. If your GDI Number would bust your score, this token will zero out their score! Can only be used once per season unless refreshed or in certain circumstances, see later. THE GHOST OF SAN DIEGO PAST TOKEN  Prior to his untimely death, Joey Bosa terrorized offensive lines and QBs coming off the edge. Becoming phantasmal can only improve his game, turning him from 'difficult to block' to 'impossible to handle unless you know five kids and a dog with a van'. You may play the Ghost of San Diego Past Token when your GDI Number is a Quarterback. If your GDI Number would bust your score, this token will convert your QB entry to use Rushing instead of Passing yards, as the QB can think of nothing but fleeing for his life. If you are already using Rushing yards for your QB entry, this token will zero out their score as the QB remains rooted to the spot in fear. Can only be used once per season unless refreshed or in certain circumstances, see later. SUPPLEMENT TOKENS THE MERCURIAL GENIUS TOKEN  Note: see the bottom of this post for clarifications on this token. Marcus Peters is an extremely talented CB who is prone to, uh, 'shifts' in mood that can affect his performance. One week he will smother a #1 wideout so thoroughly that the receiver forgets his own name, the next he's launching flags into the crowd and himself out of the stadium. You may play the Mercurial Genius token alongside any of the above Normal tokens - it cannot be played by itself. The Normal token acts normally, and if you need it to avoid busting (or if you bust regardless), it will be consumed. However if you do not need the token to avoid busting, the Mercurial Genius token will return the Normal token back to you to be used again in a following week (i.e. it will refresh the token). The Mercurial Genius token itself can be played any number of times during the season, unless... ...your GDI Number blows up and exceeds the relevant yardage limit (Rushing: 100, Receiving: 100, Passing: 400). Then the Genius will get himself ejected for the rest of the season and your GDI Number will have a record game! Specifically, their yardage total will be set to the relevant all-time single-game record below: Rushing: 296 yards (Adrian Peterson, Vikings vs San Diego, 2007) Receiving: 336 yards (Willie 'Flipper' Anderson, Rams vs Saints, 1989) Passing: 554 yards (Norm van Brocklin, Rams vs NY Yanks, 1951) If this happens and you still don't bust (what kind of strange list are you running?!?) then the Normal token will still be returned. The Mercurial Genius token is always consumed after the Genius is ejected. SPECIAL TOKENS THE MONSTER COJONES TOKEN  A reminder of the most balls-out playcall I've seen in a Superbowl, and - as a Jets fan - a delightful way for the Patriots to be humbled on the biggest stage in American football. I'd like to take this opportunity to bring up that the Patriots also tried a similar play in the same game, showing us that sometimes it is ok to count out Touchdown Tom. If you declare the Monster Cojones token during a given week, it gets you 50 bonus points for a top 10 score and 100 bonus points for the best score of the week, but if you finish outside the top 10 you get zero, so you better catch that pass! In addition, you can use the Monster Cojones token as much as you want if you keep getting the bonus, but if you use the Monster Cojones token and fail to make the top 10, you can't use it again for the entire rest of the season unless you hit a perfect thousand. Not for the faint at heart! Have fun! Maybe it's time to hang em up, buddy Players who've used a Cojones and failed to make the top 10  pre:No-one yet Players who've had their Genius ejected  pre:No-one yet I'll try to collate any token clarifications I make during each thread in this area. Clarification 1: The Genius Token The Genius token will return the Normal token if you don't need the Normal token to avoid busting. If you do need it (or bust anyway) the Normal token is consumed and not returned. The Genius token itself is always returned unless it gets ejected ie your GDI number exceeds the yardage limit. For example: Pre-Monday yardage total: 920 If Brate goes for 70: no bust, both Hayward and Genius tokens returned If Brate goes for 100: Hayward token activated, Brate yardage becomes zero, Hayward token not returned, Genius token returned If Brate goes for 120: Genius ejected, Brate yardage becomes 336, total yardage 1256, bust, Hayward token not returned, Genius token not returned Pre-Monday yardage total: 600 Brate goes for 70: no bust or ejection, both tokens returned Brate goes for 120: Genius ejected, Brate yardage becomes 336, total yardage 936, no bust, Hayward token returned, Genius token not returned Clarification 2: Tiebreakers Ties are broken as follows:
Clarification 3: Using the same player more than once You can use the same player more than once but you cannot use the same combination of player and yardage type more than once. So - to use Nick Foles as an example - you can list Nick Foles three times in one entry (for Passing, Rushing and Receiving yards) but you cannot list Nick Foles - Passing more than once. If you use a player more than once they have to be listed on separate lines for each yardage type you want to use: pre:PHI - Nick Foles - Passing Yards PHI - Nick Foles - Rushing Yards
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Sep 19, 2019 20:59
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Late game special LAC - Philip Rivers - Passing yards ARI - Larry Fitzgerald - Receiving yards LAR - Jared Goff - Passing yards GDI#: WAS - Case Keenum - Passing yards
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Sep 22, 2019 20:33
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No Butt Stuff posted:I need Aaron Rodgers to stay below 359. Looks like we have another passenger on the Sandwich Montoya train
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Sep 23, 2019 21:14
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Heeeere we go! seiferguy in a real nice spot to hit that Cojones. Montgomery would have to go backwards to save Deceptive though...pre:Adrian Peterson - Rushing | Yards Remaining -------------------------------------------------- Chichevache | 171 Allen Robinson - Receiving | Yards Remaining -------------------------------------------------- Tiny Tubesteak Tom | 51 WaffleZombie | 264 Case Keenum - Passing | Yards Remaining -------------------------------------------------- Bjork Bjowlob | 377 Shadow225 | 421 Leperflesh | 502 David Montgomery - Rushing | Yards Remaining -------------------------------------------------- Deceptive | -16 Grittybeard | 48 seiferguy | 103 Nystral | 109 fishing with the fam | 164 bobjr | 252 Okibi | 274 the mean lunch lady | 421 Jeremy Sprinkle - Rushing | Yards Remaining -------------------------------------------------- HereticMIND | 48 Mitch Trubisky - Passing | Yards Remaining -------------------------------------------------- Elephanthead | 268 BlindSite | 281 Play | 338 Acebuckeye13 | 388 Mitchell Trubisky - Passing | Yards Remaining -------------------------------------------------- Blowjob Overtime | 217 Strobe | 368 von Metternich | 468 Mitchell Trubisky - Rushing | Yards Remaining -------------------------------------------------- a new study bible! | 199 Sandwich Montoya - Receiving | Yards Remaining -------------------------------------------------- No Butt Stuff | 359 Tarik Cohen - Receiving | Yards Remaining -------------------------------------------------- OxySnake | 278 Terry Mclaurin - Receiving | Yards Remaining -------------------------------------------------- korrandark | 235 Trey Burton - Receiving | Yards Remaining -------------------------------------------------- Arnold Layne | 210 Vernon Davis - Receiving | Yards Remaining -------------------------------------------------- totally losing my mime | 474
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Sep 23, 2019 21:19
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Prelim scores below. Jeez seiferguy leave some points for the rest of uspre:Player Total Yards Ranking Points Bonus Total Points Notes -------------------------------------------------------------------------------- seiferguy 964 1 28 100 128 Elephanthead 963 2 27 0 27 Nystral 958 3 26 0 26 Bjork Bjowlob 955 4 25 0 25 HereticMIND 952 5 24 0 24 BlindSite 950 6 23 0 23 Shadow225 911 7 22 0 22 fishing with the fam 903 8 21 0 21 Play 893 9 20 0 20 Chichevache 866 10 19 0 19 -------------------------------------------------------------------------------- Strobe 863 11 18 0 18 korrandark 835 12 17 0 17 Leperflesh 830 13 16 0 16 bobjr 815 14 15 0 15 Arnold Layne 810 15 14 0 14 a new study bible! 803 16 13 0 13 WaffleZombie 796 17 12 0 12 Okibi 793 18 11 0 11 Blowjob Overtime 785 19 10 0 10 Activated Ghost token von Metternich 763 20 9 0 9 OxySnake 748 21 8 0 8 the mean lunch lady 646 22 7 0 7 No Butt Stuff 641 23 6 0 6 totally losing my mime 556 24 5 0 5 Tiny Tubesteak Tom 1009 25 4 0 4 Grittybeard 1019 26 3 0 3 Acebuckeye13 843 27 0 0 0 Failed Cojones check Deceptive 1083 28 0 0 0 Failed Cojones check
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Sep 24, 2019 19:59
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Final scores below, no changes from the prelim results. New thread up shortly!pre:Player Total Yards Ranking Points Bonus Total Points Notes -------------------------------------------------------------------------------- seiferguy 964 1 28 100 128 Elephanthead 963 2 27 0 27 Nystral 958 3 26 0 26 Bjork Bjowlob 955 4 25 0 25 HereticMIND 952 5 24 0 24 BlindSite 950 6 23 0 23 Shadow225 911 7 22 0 22 fishing with the fam 903 8 21 0 21 Play 893 9 20 0 20 Chichevache 866 10 19 0 19 -------------------------------------------------------------------------------- Strobe 863 11 18 0 18 korrandark 835 12 17 0 17 Leperflesh 830 13 16 0 16 bobjr 815 14 15 0 15 Arnold Layne 810 15 14 0 14 a new study bible! 803 16 13 0 13 WaffleZombie 796 17 12 0 12 Okibi 793 18 11 0 11 Blowjob Overtime 785 19 10 0 10 Activated Ghost token von Metternich 763 20 9 0 9 OxySnake 748 21 8 0 8 the mean lunch lady 646 22 7 0 7 No Butt Stuff 641 23 6 0 6 totally losing my mime 556 24 5 0 5 Tiny Tubesteak Tom 1009 25 4 0 4 Grittybeard 1019 26 3 0 3 Acebuckeye13 843 27 0 0 0 Failed Cojones check Deceptive 1083 28 0 0 0 Failed Cojones check
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Sep 25, 2019 21:22
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New thread here!
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Sep 25, 2019 21:36
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