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Recently got back into Noita, need to read up on the thread but wanted to offer a trip report- I finally, finally got a run going where I can get to parallel worlds with some ease and am now trying to figure out what to do with my rapidly ascending godhood. Taking out the alchemist boss and getting access to greek spells really does change everything. There is so much poo poo to investigate in this game and I have no idea where to begin without spoiling myself. Even since the last time I played there seems to be new stuff getting thrown in all the time.
That's about all the threads I'm pulling that I can think of at the moment. I'm just trying to do/see as much as I can as this is the first run of this game where I've managed to achieve a sort of 'escape velocity'. e; oh yeah, forgot about the scales in the desert. it's stuck down on the left, tried to free it (ended up blowing up most of the left side), but it didn't budge 
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AceClown posted:If you've killed the Alchemist he also drops something other than greek spells that you might have missed in all the slime he bleeds.... Oh right, thanks! Yeah I have no idea what to do with it/where to bring it. For now it's sitting where it dropped.
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Jul 6, 2021 19:59
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NEVER! When society collapses and the internet goes out forever, I'll have my solar panels, Noita, and its secrets. e; I'll happily accept curated hints/nudges tho 
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Jul 6, 2021 20:11
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Goddamn I really do love this game. I've never played something where experience and knowledge of the esoterica translates so directly to incredible, awesome power. I've been downright evangelical about it with introducing it to friends and as I've learned more my pitch has shifted- At first glance it's a roguelike dungeon crawler with some secrets around the periphery. In actuality it's this enormous/endless metroidvania with a sideshow dungeon at the start. One of my favorite things is how some wands you find are just straight up cursed. Not like in other games, where its explicitly labeled 'cursed' and that means whatever, but that you can look at a wand and know (with some hard earned experience)- "oh hey, using this thing will badly maim or just straight up kill me. Cool!" And then you pocket it to strip useful materials later, only to forget what it does in a moment of panic because you got really really high. But yeah, with some 250-ish attempts now I have no doubt that the vast majority of my deaths were self-inflicted.
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Jul 6, 2021 21:56
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First long run trip report update 7/7/21 Cleared up to the final holy mountain in the main, 1st east and west worlds (parallel worlds don't have a holy mountain after the temple of the art right?), and finally tackled the tower. Took the wand of destruction, threw on Omega and orbiting nukes. Explosion immunity doesn't protect from falling debris!  I remain, shockingly, alive. Started poking around to the east of the TotA, eventually ended up in power plant, made a new friend that I can't seem to damage at all! so I'm going to have to go back to the drawing board with some kind of new killing wand. I'm a bit worried though, if I've collected more than 11 orbs, am I locked out of ng+? I'm trying to do everything possible before going to kill the final boss and starting a new game, hopefully to get to the 33 orb ending. e; if I unwittingly locked myself out of ng+ I am going to straight up edit my save file!  Have kept everything totally vanilla up to this point. VVVVV: They curse you to take damage for a good long while, but it's possible to block it. The Protagonist fucked around with this message at 21:35 on Jul 7, 2021 |
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Jul 7, 2021 20:24
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boop https://i.imgur.com/UpFNKYk.mp4
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Jul 10, 2021 20:00
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resistentialism posted:The fun part about eating a ball lightning to the face is that the explosion can make you bleed, and then the shocks can arc back onto you from your blood. Bloodrocuted \ 
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Jul 19, 2021 18:46
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mitztronic posted:Finishing the ‘main boss’ marks the end of the tutorial and the beginning of the game. Yeah this is perfect. I thought Noita was a rogue-like with some secret peripheral stuff with metroidvania-like qualities, but in reality it's a metroidvania with rogue-like qualities.
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Nov 3, 2021 21:27
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also recall that the probability of an under-water treasure chest holding an electric stone rapidly approaches 100%
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Jan 28, 2022 22:42
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https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=xJwHk7OHE6Q
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Feb 6, 2022 06:14
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i know i don't feel like im really getting going until i get a lil 'chug'
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Feb 24, 2022 07:20
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can noita create a noita so powerful even noita can't kill noita??
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Mar 4, 2022 20:26
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lmao
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Mar 5, 2022 06:31
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hi noita thread! i'm looking for some good gifs demonstrating spell craftin', something like a wand getting tested and it's kind of sputtering and anemic at first, then flipping a few things around to create a 0 cast/recharge time deathbeam with absurd, rocket-like recoil
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Mar 30, 2022 22:57
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KillHour posted:Just wait until you find a wand where when you click, things stop happening for 10-20 seconds. I always know I've got a pretty good run/wand going when I start to get chug
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May 13, 2022 04:45
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nicely done! yeah the refrain of noita is it seems like a roguelike random dungeon game, but in reality that's just the progression core of an infinite metroidvania where true Godhood is attainable and the final enemy is the ennui of immortality e; oh and polymorph
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May 15, 2022 20:16
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May 20, 2022 00:03
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resistentialism posted:You can get to about a 40% stain with an incredibly small amount of ambrosia by spritzing a bit and then kicking it upwards off the ground. oo thats a neat trick, kick is underrated
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May 30, 2022 02:06
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yea they own did myself in last night with one by getting hit by one of those goddamn wizards that curses you to fire randomly
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Jul 19, 2022 23:39
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i tucked myself safely in a corner to figure out wtf i'd been hit by 
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Jul 20, 2022 00:17
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https://i.imgur.com/NbgKc7b.mp4
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Jul 23, 2022 02:09
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The fact that wands can be dynamically inherently cursed is really fantastic
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Aug 31, 2022 02:54
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I still haven't managed to make the Kali wand, which is when you merge the ultimate killing, traveling, tunneling & healing wand into a single package. Poly gets me every time when I get close
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Sep 10, 2022 21:15
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https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=JnMHGgdgRh4
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Nov 29, 2022 05:39
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Started a run on a fresh reinstall for the first time and it opened up to a long run immediately. I need help. whats some cool poo poo i can do with this all this junk? easy to get overwhelmed with all the options that come with ever more powerful poo poo and feel im probably missing really incredible combos i haven't discovered yet
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Mar 3, 2023 02:15
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i like how the nature of these things is to inevitably leave single little solid pixels just waiting to catch u slippin'
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May 13, 2023 23:13
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animatorZed posted:Define legit i love this ty e; not mine- https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=WkmHhWofdxo The Protagonist fucked around with this message at 06:32 on Jun 1, 2023 |
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May 31, 2023 00:25
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a way to tweak poly could be have your health be a reduced percentage of your normal health rather than a flat native value for the mob
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Jul 18, 2023 23:26
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There's no undo in the arcane arts
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Sep 16, 2023 20:47
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id say that freezing liquid into acid is somewhat of a lateral move e i bet propane canisters really fling it tho 
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Nov 3, 2023 00:46
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Zamujasa posted:I just do it because I like chaos. Good page topper. Even better thread title.
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Gromit posted:I need to be more careful when I see my ghost, but for some reason I always think I can take that weak-rear end piece of poo poo because he already died so must suck. That's nawt a wand... this is a wand
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Jan 6, 2024 00:23
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Ciaphas posted:https://i.imgur.com/8o38bYf.gifv no joke, gotta roll out this chesnut https://i.imgur.com/pNxVYjA.mp4
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Jan 21, 2024 21:48
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 he came at the queen and did not miss
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Jan 23, 2024 21:38
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Situation Noita, All Fine Underground
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Feb 14, 2024 00:54
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I would really like that actually
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Feb 14, 2024 18:19
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the ultimate losing condition in noita is when death becomes impossible to attain
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Feb 16, 2024 23:49
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The answer is always more chainsaws
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Doesn't that involve some ng or ng+ world save state fuckery? Even when I saw it it's hard to sell as 2s
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