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Lil Swamp Booger Baby posted:Camo is ugly as poo poo zero exceptions Swedish M90 and East German raindrop are neat-looking. 
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i wear camo because i hunt the most dangerous game of all: man
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Sep 30, 2019 13:35
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Mozi posted:i wear camo because i hunt the most dangerous game of all:
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Sep 30, 2019 13:37
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White guys wearing camo jorts or hoodies look like goobers but black guys make it look pretty good. Sorry but them's the breaks.
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Sep 30, 2019 13:44
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chupacabron posted:How old are these men? I seem to remember single-digits aged chupacabron enjoyed wearing camo but rarely see people wearing it that I trust to wash their hands before leaving the bathroom
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Sep 30, 2019 13:44
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JK Fresco posted:White guys wearing camo jorts or hoodies look like goobers but black guys make it look pretty good. Sorry but them's the breaks. I regret to inform you every single one of these ensembles are loving ugly as sin.
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Sep 30, 2019 13:48
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Me irl:
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Sep 30, 2019 13:49
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Left two are okay, but could be improved pretty easily. He's attractive enough and wearing enough wealth that it is going to take some incredibly poor fashion choices to make him look as bad as the average white guy in faded Kmart camo bought ten years and thirty pounds ago. Far right is clown stuff. Still, you are probably right that camo works fairly well on black men from fit to buff proportions.
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Sep 30, 2019 13:57
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What we really need is fashionable kevlar vests.
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Sep 30, 2019 14:03
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you might say i'm... flantastic
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Sep 30, 2019 14:05
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Moon Atari posted:Left two are okay, but could be improved pretty easily. He's attractive enough and wearing enough wealth that it is going to take some incredibly poor fashion choices to make him look as bad as the average white guy in faded Kmart camo bought ten years and thirty pounds ago. Far right is clown stuff. Still, you are probably right that camo works fairly well on black men from fit to buff proportions. Camo is ugly from a color standpoint. You can probably make it okay if it's black/red or pink/black but green/brown is a loving hideous palatte and literally only looks slightly better on darker skin because it better suits the skin tone, bit you're still dealing with fundamentally dreary and depressing fabric patterns and are better off with something else. It just looks like a bunch of unappealing visual noise. It's literally designed to look like dirt and foliage so that's what it comes off rear end, some poo poo from the ground.
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Sep 30, 2019 14:13
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 Just lol if all of your clothes don't say realtree on em.
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Sep 30, 2019 14:13
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Mozi posted:you might say i'm... flantastic 
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Sep 30, 2019 14:19
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Colonel Cancer posted:What we really need is fashionable kevlar vests.  
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Sep 30, 2019 14:24
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JK Fresco posted:White guys wearing camo jorts or hoodies look like goobers but black guys make it look pretty good. Sorry but them's the breaks. Now imagine this guy wearing normal clothes 
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Sep 30, 2019 14:55
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Lil Swamp Booger Baby posted:Camo is ugly from a color standpoint. It's about more than just colour though. A ripped black man in camo pants and a tight black shirt has some 'man in uniform' and 'man of action' appeal, but with less of the redneck military meathead associations of a white dude. Compare to the leopard print on women situation. The colours aren't actually unappealing. Leopards as an animal are rocking a pretty decent look. But there are some negative associations and stereotypes of tacky leopard print clothing wearers that make it unappealing.
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Sep 30, 2019 15:05
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Camo helps lurkers irl to lurk in the bushes ready to pounce out at you. camo should be banned imo
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Pickwick High posted:Camo helps lurkers irl to lurk in the bushes ready to pounce out at you. camo should be banned imo guess what
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Sep 30, 2019 15:07
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Amicus curiae posted:Every day I see multiple men wearing camo print. Camo is for hiding so obviously they're cowards. This isn't rocket surgery.
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Sep 30, 2019 15:09
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I don my camo. My vape in hand. My life awash in blessings.
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Sep 30, 2019 15:18
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Moon Atari posted:It's about more than just colour though. A ripped black man in camo pants and a tight black shirt has some 'man in uniform' and 'man of action' appeal, but with less of the redneck military meathead associations of a white dude. Compare to the leopard print on women situation. The colours aren't actually unappealing. Leopards as an animal are rocking a pretty decent look. But there are some negative associations and stereotypes of tacky leopard print clothing wearers that make it unappealing. I purely associate uniforms and uniform fetishism with authoritarianism and people who are desirous of appearing superficially powerful in a compensating fashion so that aspect is additionally unappealing to me. And leopard print can be trashy but hot. There is no case in which camo doesn't seem explicitly hideous to me, and the military/hunting/materialistic masculinity of them only make them that much uglier.
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Sep 30, 2019 15:25
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Lil Swamp Booger Baby posted:I purely associate uniforms and uniform fetishism with authoritarianism and people who are desirous of appearing superficially powerful in a compensating fashion so that aspect is additionally unappealing to me. You've never seem me wearing my camo muff and nothing else.
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Sep 30, 2019 15:30
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I'm guessing all the Caribbean countries got tired of douchebag tourists wearing camo swim trunks everywhere while on their islands.
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Sep 30, 2019 16:40
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Literally A Person posted:You've never seem me wearing my camo muff and nothing else. You have a leopard camo pubic wig?! ... Is it hot? I mean not like sexy hot I mean does it heat your junk up and make your taint sweat uncontrollably to the point of soaking through multiple pairs of pants every single day and you have to leave work and burn PTO because you can't stop sweating your taint off
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Sep 30, 2019 16:45
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Big Beef City posted:You have a leopard camo pubic wig?! I do have preternaturally wet balls, yes.
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Sep 30, 2019 16:48
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i'm lolling p. hard at the idea of someone's masculinity being so fragile they call their tie dye shirt "camo"
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Sep 30, 2019 19:40
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It's camo af at a Fish concert
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Sep 30, 2019 19:41
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The traditional dress of my people
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Sep 30, 2019 19:45
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I once knew a guy who would wear bright pink camo pants. Easily some of the most hideous pants I've ever seen. The dude was college-aged too. Terrible fashion transcends age and time.
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Sep 30, 2019 19:51
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I saw a camo baby carrier yesterday. Yeah dude, definitely need your tactical quick release to launch your infant at any incoming threat.
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Sep 30, 2019 20:13
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JK Fresco posted:White guys wearing camo jorts or hoodies look like goobers but black guys make it look pretty good. Sorry but them's the breaks. yeah but we look good in literally anything
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Sep 30, 2019 20:35
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Plus you have to factor in all the camo wearers you can't see because they blend in so well.
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Sep 30, 2019 20:40
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Hate to ruin the magic op but your local Walmart had a sale, and those camo pants are priced to move
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Sep 30, 2019 20:48
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Not gonna lie, most people dress ridiculously. But wear what makes you happy. Imma still judge you, but my opinion shouldn't matter to you. You do you, and be happy doing it. <---- wardrobe consists almost entirely of black t-shirts and jeans. Jay_Zombie fucked around with this message at 20:54 on Sep 30, 2019 |
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Sep 30, 2019 20:52
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Drunk Nerds posted:Plus you have to factor in all the camo wearers you can't see because they blend in so well. hell yeah let's make this joke thirty or forty more times and call it a day
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Sep 30, 2019 20:58
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the joke is camouflaged too
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Sep 30, 2019 21:13
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We should crowd source the best consumer items for camo jorts guys. 1. Oakleys. 2. Modded vape rig. 3. Lowered 98 Honda Civic 4. Skillet CD stuck in the stereo.
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Sep 30, 2019 21:25
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Shamino posted:
The only camo shirt I'd wear and that's respectable
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Sep 30, 2019 21:26
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blue lives matter truck decal
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Sep 30, 2019 21:27
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I feel like the only way to get away with camo jorts is if it's 1998 and you are a fervent drum and bass fan.
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