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Bulgakov
Mar 8, 2009


рукописи не горят

Sniep posted:

and the only way that printing can be achieved, to hp laserjets with IR ports

happily will accept this over offices using a mix of broken jet direct cards alongside innately busted network setups before it ever comes to the hardware issues

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Plank Walker
Aug 11, 2005
yosos requires the n64 expansion pak to run at framerates over 30hz

Laslow
Jul 18, 2007
it comes with a usenet news reader but the EULA is just a multi page rant about how yEnc is killing usenet which you must agree to in order to use it.

e: the newsreader itself still supports decoding yEnc, of course which just makes the rant seem even more feckless and impotent than it was to begin with.

Laslow fucked around with this message at 03:11 on Nov 21, 2019

eschaton
Mar 7, 2007

Don't you just hate when you wind up in a store with people who are in a socioeconomic class that is pretty obviously about two levels lower than your own?

Farmer Crack-rear end posted:

however, an attached mouse will control the pointer in all sessions simultaneously

each attached mouse gets a pointer in all sessions

each attached mouse’s buttons affect all pointers

eschaton
Mar 7, 2007

Don't you just hate when you wind up in a store with people who are in a socioeconomic class that is pretty obviously about two levels lower than your own?

MononcQc posted:

YOSOS should enforce the same standard but with GUI + CLI accessible software.

so you’re saying the only UI framework is curses

eschaton
Mar 7, 2007

Don't you just hate when you wind up in a store with people who are in a socioeconomic class that is pretty obviously about two levels lower than your own?
only graphics API is raw REGIS

Farmer Crack-Ass
Jan 2, 2001

this is me posting irl

Farmer Crack-rear end posted:

alternately i'm also okay with getting an old brit actor for the recordings. i would have preferred richard attenborough but he's dead. maybe ian mckellen. or brian blessed

amending to include anthony hopkins

echinopsis
Apr 13, 2004

by Fluffdaddy
PEEK and POKE are valid and encourages command line tools for getting the most out of your system

Zlodo
Nov 25, 2006
there is a tool to overclock the OS but if you use it wrong it overheats and the windows start burning and melting

Siljmonster
Dec 16, 2005

by LITERALLY AN ADMIN
Your Operating System Operating System

Farmer Crack-Ass
Jan 2, 2001

this is me posting irl
renaming a file causes YOSOS to create a new file (with the new name) and copy the contents of the old file to the new file. it does not automatically delete the old file.

Sham bam bamina!
Nov 6, 2012

ƨtupid cat
moving a file between drives deletes each file system block after transfer

if you cancel a move you have to wait for all the blocks that were transferred to be transferred back over, if this is interrupted the file is irrecoverable

YOSOS occasionally locks up when moving "very large" files (>100 megs), requiring a hard reset

Sham bam bamina! fucked around with this message at 06:08 on Nov 29, 2019

Progressive JPEG
Feb 19, 2003

the resulting file copy will be modified to have a font size and style that matches whatever had last been typed into YOSWord

binary files will also be updated by this process, rendering them unusable. the YOSOS authors decided it was More Elegant to do it anyway

Farmer Crack-Ass
Jan 2, 2001

this is me posting irl
YOSOS maintains an internal counter of how many kernel panics the system has encountered in its lifetime. if the maximum threshold is reached, YOSOS will refuse to boot, displaying an error that says "we're sorry, but this system is too unstable. in order to protect your data, this system has now been closed. please purchase a new computer and new copy of YOSOS, and try again."

YOSOS also encrypts all attached storage, so it is impossible to pull the hard drive and read it on another computer.

echinopsis
Apr 13, 2004

by Fluffdaddy
file names are not only encoded with unicode but also font and size

Soricidus
Oct 21, 2010
freedom-hating statist shill
programs can only directly access the first 69,420 kb of memory. anything above that requires the special emm219 driver to be loaded

echinopsis
Apr 13, 2004

by Fluffdaddy
it’s not possible to load that driver automatically

booting to “dos” is essential

Sweevo
Nov 8, 2007

i sometimes throw cables away

i mean straight into the bin without spending 10+ years in the box of might-come-in-handy-someday first

im a fucking monster

whenever it's your birthday YOSOS moves all files to the desktop for a big party

carry on then
Jul 10, 2010

by VideoGames

(and can't post for 10 years!)

you may have heard of copy on write, but yosos is copy...on read

Sham bam bamina!
Nov 6, 2012

ƨtupid cat

Sweevo posted:

whenever it's your birthday YOSOS moves all files to the desktop for a big party
lomarf

Captain Foo
May 11, 2004

we vibin'
we slidin'
we breathin'
we dyin'

Soricidus posted:

programs can only directly access the first 69,420 kb of memory. anything above that requires the special emm219 driver to be loaded

now we're talking

maniacdevnull
Apr 18, 2007

FOUR CUBIC FRAMES
DISPROVES SOFT G GOD
YOU ARE EDUCATED STUPID

Siljmonster posted:

Your Operating System Operating System

hootin and hollerin at this idea

Crazy Achmed
Mar 13, 2001

Your Operating System, On Smack

FMguru
Sep 10, 2003

peed on;
sexually

Captain Foo posted:

now we're talking
"69420 kb should be enough for anyone"

Sweevo
Nov 8, 2007

i sometimes throw cables away

i mean straight into the bin without spending 10+ years in the box of might-come-in-handy-someday first

im a fucking monster

yosos formats your hard drive and bricks the bios if you ever type the words "kibibytes" or "mebibytes"

Agile Vector
May 21, 2007

scrum bored



when estimating drive size, yosos will round down slightly and list it in maybebytes

Agile Vector
May 21, 2007

scrum bored



larger volumes are listed in guessbytes

Captain Foo
May 11, 2004

we vibin'
we slidin'
we breathin'
we dyin'

gibbisbytes

Jimmy Carter
Nov 3, 2005

THIS MOTHERDUCKER
FLIES IN STYLE
has someone said TCC RAM yet?

MononcQc
May 29, 2007

multi-process communication is done by reserving a range of UDP ports (10000-11024) and having all processes able to open them all with the equivalent of SO_REUSEPORT such that all processes can both read and write from the same socket buffers.

It is up to developers to choose the proper sockets and IO mechanisms to ensure nobody breaks anything for the others.

Sham bam bamina!
Nov 6, 2012

ƨtupid cat

Sweevo posted:

yosos formats your hard drive and bricks the bios if you ever type the words "kibibytes" or "mebibytes"

Workaday Wizard
Oct 23, 2009

by Pragmatica

Jimmy Carter posted:

has someone said TCC RAM yet?

ram reduction

Bulgakov
Mar 8, 2009


рукописи не горят

Jimmy Carter posted:

has someone said TCC RAM yet?

forgets its contents for days at a time?

`Nemesis
Dec 30, 2000

railroad graffiti
YOSOS installer got leaked?

Kind Friend posted:

this is a cool malware video. first ˙.exe sends your computer to cyberpunk hell, then you're forced to play desert bus for 8 hours out your boot sector gets destroyed.

https://youtu.be/TG40beQv_7U

WilWheaton
Oct 11, 2006

It'd be hard to get bored on this ship!

MononcQc posted:

multi-process communication is done by reserving a range of UDP ports (10000-11024) and having all processes able to open them all with the equivalent of SO_REUSEPORT such that all processes can both read and write from the same socket buffers.

It is up to developers to choose the proper sockets and IO mechanisms to ensure nobody breaks anything for the others.

these are, of course, open to the network on all interfaces as well

echinopsis
Apr 13, 2004

by Fluffdaddy
yeah well of course

this is the operating system of choice for people who want to get poo poo done, not other people who want to get poo poo done

Soricidus
Oct 21, 2010
freedom-hating statist shill
after complaints from shaggar, datagrams have been replaced with datapounds

jimmyjams
Jan 10, 2001


King Kong of Megadongs
Gobblin' them mega schlongs
Makin' sure they mega long
Stroke' 'em if they mega strong
yosos. the world's first openly gay operating system

jimmyjams
Jan 10, 2001


King Kong of Megadongs
Gobblin' them mega schlongs
Makin' sure they mega long
Stroke' 'em if they mega strong
instead of Active Directory, yosos uses Centralized User Management. that's right, yosos stores its users in CUM

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Captain Foo
May 11, 2004

we vibin'
we slidin'
we breathin'
we dyin'

jimmyjams posted:

instead of Active Directory, yosos uses Centralized User Management. that's right, yosos stores its users in CUM

lol

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