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all system and error sounds just different notes on a slide whistle emptying the trash causes oscar the grouch to briefly appear and sing a song about trash flying toasters? flying toasters.
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the default and only supported font is comic sans
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for security purposes. all passwords must contain at least eight letters, one uppercase letter, one lowercase letter, and an emoji
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syscalls cant be named anything descriptive or useful. rather they must be as zany and random as possible. like clown_fart() and hamprince() and these and the ABI change every point release
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pram posted:syscalls cant be named anything descriptive or useful. rather they must be as zany and random as possible. like clown_fart() and hamprince() radium alt spotted
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Oct 3, 2019 19:01
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all error messages must conform to the "uwu we made a fucky wucky" design standard
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a standards organization to certify YOSOSes to the Your Open lovely Operating System Specification (YOSOSS) so you know if your YOSOS is YOSOSS compliant
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um its called YOSPOSIX
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the phone number for tech support is 1-888-420-6969
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unlike windows 2000, YOSOS is built to withstand bong hits
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calculator supports only tonal numbers
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it should have achievements, that you unlock by doing cool hacker poo poo like running a .bat file, or viewing a hex dump
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Oct 3, 2019 21:34
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LomarfSoft YOSOS v6.9
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Built-in Pokédex for viruses gotta catch em all
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jimmyjams posted:the phone number for tech support is 1-888-420-6969 Nice
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rotor posted:um its called YOSPOSIX it’s pronounced YOS POSI 10
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jimmyjams posted:all error messages must conform to the "uwu we made a fucky wucky" design standard we already covered error message formatting, jimmyjams.
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Farmer Crack-rear end posted:we already covered error message formatting, jimmyjams. you dont think rotor could pull it off?
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Your operating system is an operating system
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jimmyjams posted:the phone number for tech support is 1-900-420-6969
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Oct 4, 2019 13:19
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-uses the mach kernel, but ironically -no software support for uppercase letters
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plan9 + Mac gui
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Advanced ai can detect when a cat walks on the keyboard and in response it turns off all fans and redlines the system to create a warm place for the kitty to lay
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Captain Billy Pissboy posted:Advanced ai can detect when a cat walks on the keyboard and in response it turns off all fans and redlines the system to create a warm place for the kitty to lay 
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end of line sequence is LF CR
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Plank Walker posted:end of line sequence is LF CR how about the word STOP, like a telegram
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Plank Walker posted:end of line sequence is LF CR nah, every line is a directory, containing directories for the words, containing a file for each symbol. everything is a file finally going to get done right
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Oct 5, 2019 09:30
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no let’s use the actual unicode line and paragraph separator characters also all text is utf-32. storage is cheap gently caress compact encodings
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nah, this post had it too right for utf-32:Best Bi Geek Squid posted:-no software support for uppercase letters
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ok utf-31 then
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one butan computer, enter all data via morse code
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Take the concept behind aslr and apply it to everything. desktop layout randomization, keyboard layout randomization, language randomization
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Oct 6, 2019 07:15
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Best Bi Geek Squid posted:-uses the mach kernel, but ironically mach yes, but not OSFMK. no. it has to be GNU Mach, which sees a point release every decade
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Captain Billy Pissboy posted:Take the concept behind aslr and apply it to everything. desktop layout randomization, keyboard layout randomization, language randomization this but asmr
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age sex location religion
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Cybernetic Vermin posted:this but asmr 60 minutes breathing heavily with typing noises from vim and git cli
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it’s a lisp machine, meaning it has a random chance of appending -th to any string
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the console has a speech impediment
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the cli shell detects when there would have been a more concise or efficient way to do something, and calls you an idiot instead of running your command it also does this when there wouldn’t have been a better approach, and you have to argue with it or deliver a solid own to force it to submit
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