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the lomarf browser
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the world's first 69 bit operating system
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Oct 1, 2019 04:07
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for security, after 15 minutes of inactivity the user is automatically logged out and the computer is rebooted edit: you cannot change this, for security reasons jimmyjams fucked around with this message at 23:29 on Oct 2, 2019 |
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Oct 2, 2019 19:40
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farting toasters
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Oct 3, 2019 13:55
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for security purposes. all passwords must contain at least eight letters, one uppercase letter, one lowercase letter, and an emoji
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Oct 3, 2019 18:50
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all error messages must conform to the "uwu we made a fucky wucky" design standard
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Oct 3, 2019 19:08
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the phone number for tech support is 1-888-420-6969
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Oct 3, 2019 19:29
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unlike windows 2000, YOSOS is built to withstand bong hits
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Oct 3, 2019 19:30
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LomarfSoft YOSOS v6.9
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Oct 3, 2019 21:42
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internet protocol xtreme
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Oct 14, 2019 05:57
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instead of cancel and ok. yosos uses "gently caress you" and "hell yeah"
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Oct 15, 2019 15:36
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there are no error messages. yosos crashes directly to hello.jpg
jimmyjams fucked around with this message at 04:47 on Oct 17, 2019 |
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Oct 17, 2019 04:43
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once per day, at a random time. the pc speaker is used to play a fart noise at full volume
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Oct 19, 2019 10:49
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all ui elements are written in javascript. and max out the cpu at 100% any time they are resized or adjusted
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Oct 21, 2019 15:58
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all searches, at all times, are case sensitive. you cannot change this
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Oct 21, 2019 15:59
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pressing the power button closes all programs and displays "it is now safe to turn off your computer". to complete the shutdown process, you must unplug the cord from the wall
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Oct 21, 2019 22:39
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yosos ships with the ability to boot into "1990's mode". while in "1990's mode", all program actions are delayed by 10 seconds while the hard drive is thrashed edit: also all network devices are limited to 56kbps jimmyjams fucked around with this message at 19:18 on Oct 22, 2019 |
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Oct 22, 2019 19:14
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yosos prompts the user if they "would like to boot into safe mode" on every startup. there is no automatic timeout
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Oct 22, 2019 19:42
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YOSOS BIOS, on every startup, requires the user to press F1 to confirm a keyboard is connected. there is no automatic timeout
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Oct 23, 2019 18:08
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you earn yoscoins every time you buy lomarf brand products
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Oct 24, 2019 00:13
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the print screen button is returned to it's original function, literally printing on paper a copy of whatever is on the screen. yosos enhances this function by automatically sending the print job to all locally-attached and network printers edit: and wifi printers jimmyjams fucked around with this message at 00:59 on Oct 24, 2019 |
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Oct 24, 2019 00:56
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when any program is run, YOSOS generates a random number between 1 and 20. if it returns 20, the app is determined to be a critical app and runs at real time priority
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Oct 24, 2019 21:49
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upon booting, yosos requires a valid username and password for login. however, if you press enter while the boxes are empty, you are logged on as GUEST_ADMINISTRATOR with full admin privileges
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Oct 25, 2019 03:22
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in yosos, "del [path/filename]" is used to delete a file from the hard drive. "del" with no arguments assumes a wildcard character and deletes all files from all attached hard drives and network storage locations
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Oct 25, 2019 15:25
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like windows xp, yosos brings the user to a "welcome to yosos" screen on a fresh install. unlike windows xp, the background music is "dj assault - rear end n' titties"
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Oct 29, 2019 00:54
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yosos comes with drivers built in for plug and play teledildonics
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Oct 30, 2019 19:43
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edit: what
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Nov 8, 2019 03:30
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YOSOS Office brings back the Microsoft Office Assistant. but in the form of YOSOS Office Dancers, including Oyster, Celery Man, and Tayne (beta)
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Nov 9, 2019 11:18
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Like many devices, YOSOS also comes with support for biometric passwords. However, instead of fingerprints, YOSOS uses fart stench
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Nov 16, 2019 22:51
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yosos. the world's first openly gay operating system
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Dec 2, 2019 19:35
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instead of Active Directory, yosos uses Centralized User Management. that's right, yosos stores its users in CUM
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Dec 5, 2019 03:19
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Sagebrush posted:i understand this reference i understand this reference
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Dec 6, 2019 04:26
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