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Today was my daughter's birthday. I just realized that SNF was Saints/Cowboys the same night my wife went into labor five years ago. Hope the game tonight can have a different result but the kid that resulted has been pretty great. Anyway, gently caress the Cowboys.
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# ¿ Sep 30, 2019 01:09 |
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# ¿ May 22, 2024 08:20 |
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So why is Joan Jett on here now? I'm guessing she was going to sue since the song was an obvious ripoff and then they decided to instead let her be in the intro.
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# ¿ Sep 30, 2019 01:16 |
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I'm not the type of guy to wish injuries on anyone, so instead I'll just hope that all of the Cowboys suddenly get explosive diarrhea.
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# ¿ Sep 30, 2019 01:18 |
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I see there are some people in here who have not heard the good word of the Gospel of gently caress the Cowboysn
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# ¿ Sep 30, 2019 01:20 |
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communist kangaroo posted:who the gently caress is drinking Hi I'm 4 deep in rum and cokes and still don't feel a thing.
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# ¿ Sep 30, 2019 01:23 |
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The Bananana posted:This still qualifies as Good Sportsmanship, so I'll allow it. Bananannanan you're alright.
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# ¿ Sep 30, 2019 01:24 |
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Watch out, Saints could play the long game tonight by trying to be really really super boring, so that they don't risk of further Drew Brees injury if he gives a thumbs up.
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# ¿ Sep 30, 2019 01:33 |
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Takes No Damage posted:Kraken is 94 proof and Smith and Cross like 130. Get on my level (the floor). Yeah but this Costco stuff is like $14/handle and 86 proof. Tough to beat at that price.
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# ¿ Sep 30, 2019 01:34 |
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Uuuuugh
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# ¿ Sep 30, 2019 01:35 |
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Pffft, yeah but can that watch tell me when I'm ovulating? For that matter, can this Mercedes Benz tell me when I'm ovulating? Can any of these goddamn products tell me when I'm ovulating?
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# ¿ Sep 30, 2019 01:37 |
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That dude was going like he was a hamster in one of them bubbles
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# ¿ Sep 30, 2019 01:47 |
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euphronius posted:Kamara is good Yeah I've been quiet so far, but I think I'm going to take the controversial opinion that Kamara is very good
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# ¿ Sep 30, 2019 01:50 |
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If you take a Sean Lee out of the original packaging his value drops tremendously.
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# ¿ Sep 30, 2019 01:52 |
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Wtf was that Teddy?
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# ¿ Sep 30, 2019 01:53 |
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It's cool that they let that Make-A-Wish kid be the Cowboys offensive coordinator.
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# ¿ Sep 30, 2019 01:59 |
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More like Zeke Smelliot.
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# ¿ Sep 30, 2019 02:00 |
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Wait so now laundry night is part of the Bud Light extended universe?
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# ¿ Sep 30, 2019 02:04 |
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Teddy needs some work sensing pressure.
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# ¿ Sep 30, 2019 02:08 |
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Teddy Bridgewater just standing there, thinking about all the laundry he should be doing.
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# ¿ Sep 30, 2019 02:11 |
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Ha ha yea gently caress The Cowboys
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# ¿ Sep 30, 2019 02:15 |
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sweet thursday posted:Is he back in the booth cuz he dropped the ball hard Witten's going to force his way in the booth and Cris Collinsworth will retire in disgust and become a wide receiver at the half.
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# ¿ Sep 30, 2019 02:16 |
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What's sad is Witten probably can't even tell you exactly why that happened in a way that makes sense
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# ¿ Sep 30, 2019 02:19 |
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That's kind of a poo poo OPI call and all but I'll take it.
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# ¿ Sep 30, 2019 02:30 |
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blue squares posted:I'm very emotionally invested in Tide now Were you not before? Would you say the tide has turned?
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# ¿ Sep 30, 2019 02:32 |
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Awwww, think he's down.
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# ¿ Sep 30, 2019 02:35 |
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Big Beef City posted:I'd be more on board with wrestling again if they still allowed 'falls count anywhere' matches, thumbtacks hardcore poo poo, chair shots, and rehearsed hurricaranas and pile drivers within limits. Lucha Underground has bizarre stuff like this but I have no idea where to even find it and the DVDs are expensive. Netflix had the first two seasons for a while.
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# ¿ Sep 30, 2019 02:36 |
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fartknocker posted:His elbow is connected to his body. Hmmm, I think I just devised a new football strategy.
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# ¿ Sep 30, 2019 02:37 |
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Lol fuxk yes
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# ¿ Sep 30, 2019 02:37 |
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Demon Of The Fall posted:Lol both of them counting down on the slow mo I guess you could call those... sloppy seconds!
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# ¿ Sep 30, 2019 02:47 |
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sweet thursday posted:You gotta get up in their face make them uncomfortable get em running right and left and make sure you yknow remove their sense of comfort and really get right in their faces -Tony Dungy, re: the gays Quiet Feet fucked around with this message at 02:59 on Sep 30, 2019 |
# ¿ Sep 30, 2019 02:56 |
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Dr. Cuddles posted:jarwin isnt a real name "Hey boss! These Jesus car fish decals got mashed up with the Darwin fish decals! Whadda we do!"
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# ¿ Sep 30, 2019 03:12 |
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Booooooooooooo
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# ¿ Sep 30, 2019 03:13 |
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MoaM posted:gently caress the Cowboys.
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# ¿ Sep 30, 2019 03:20 |
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Android Apocalypse posted:1st level half-orc paladin. Other person that's played 5th ed before is a human barbarian that recently used a captured goblin as an armored breastplate strapped to his chest, much to the chagrin of the elven bard (1st time playing D&D overall). That sounds fun. I'm playing a half-orc motivational speaker and recently talked a couple of bandits to death.
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# ¿ Sep 30, 2019 03:48 |
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Hey Saints. Hey. Maybe Maybe block that guy
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# ¿ Sep 30, 2019 03:50 |
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Cool commercial about mashing a baby into my face thank you
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# ¿ Sep 30, 2019 03:53 |
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Inwent this route and am Like 9 drinks in and I'm stone sober and I'm mad.
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# ¿ Sep 30, 2019 03:57 |
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Android Apocalypse posted:you're 9 rum drinks in and sober? Are you a wizard? Or a functioning alcoholic? Just a liver that will not loving cooperate. I barely ate anything tonight too.
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# ¿ Sep 30, 2019 04:01 |
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fartknocker posted:He’s too busy practicing his enthusiastic clapping on the sideline for such things to be important to him. Look man, he's just happy to be there it's really expensive to get good seats to an NFL game.
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# ¿ Sep 30, 2019 04:04 |
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# ¿ May 22, 2024 08:20 |
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Teddy does this weird thing when there's pressure that he runs backwards and then he spins around and turns his back to the defender instead of just throwing the drat ball away.
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# ¿ Sep 30, 2019 04:08 |