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Quiet Feet
Dec 14, 2009

THE HELL IS WITH THIS ASS!?





Today was my daughter's birthday. I just realized that SNF was Saints/Cowboys the same night my wife went into labor five years ago. Hope the game tonight can have a different result but the kid that resulted has been pretty great. :unsmith:

Anyway, gently caress the Cowboys.

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Quiet Feet
Dec 14, 2009

THE HELL IS WITH THIS ASS!?





So why is Joan Jett on here now? I'm guessing she was going to sue since the song was an obvious ripoff and then they decided to instead let her be in the intro.

Quiet Feet
Dec 14, 2009

THE HELL IS WITH THIS ASS!?





I'm not the type of guy to wish injuries on anyone, so instead I'll just hope that all of the Cowboys suddenly get explosive diarrhea.

Quiet Feet
Dec 14, 2009

THE HELL IS WITH THIS ASS!?





I see there are some people in here who have not heard the good word of the Gospel of gently caress the Cowboysn

Quiet Feet
Dec 14, 2009

THE HELL IS WITH THIS ASS!?





communist kangaroo posted:

who the gently caress is drinking

Hi I'm 4 deep in rum and cokes and still don't feel a thing. :(

Quiet Feet
Dec 14, 2009

THE HELL IS WITH THIS ASS!?





The Bananana posted:

This still qualifies as Good Sportsmanship, so I'll allow it.

Bananannanan you're alright.

Quiet Feet
Dec 14, 2009

THE HELL IS WITH THIS ASS!?





Watch out, Saints could play the long game tonight by trying to be really really super boring, so that they don't risk of further Drew Brees injury if he gives a thumbs up.

Quiet Feet
Dec 14, 2009

THE HELL IS WITH THIS ASS!?





Takes No Damage posted:

Kraken is 94 proof and Smith and Cross like 130. Get on my level (the floor).

Yeah but this Costco stuff is like $14/handle and 86 proof. Tough to beat at that price.

Quiet Feet
Dec 14, 2009

THE HELL IS WITH THIS ASS!?





Uuuuugh

Quiet Feet
Dec 14, 2009

THE HELL IS WITH THIS ASS!?





Pffft, yeah but can that watch tell me when I'm ovulating? For that matter, can this Mercedes Benz tell me when I'm ovulating? Can any of these goddamn products tell me when I'm ovulating?

Quiet Feet
Dec 14, 2009

THE HELL IS WITH THIS ASS!?





That dude was going like he was a hamster in one of them bubbles

Quiet Feet
Dec 14, 2009

THE HELL IS WITH THIS ASS!?





euphronius posted:

Kamara is good

Yeah I've been quiet so far, but I think I'm going to take the controversial opinion that Kamara is very good

Quiet Feet
Dec 14, 2009

THE HELL IS WITH THIS ASS!?





If you take a Sean Lee out of the original packaging his value drops tremendously.

Quiet Feet
Dec 14, 2009

THE HELL IS WITH THIS ASS!?





Wtf was that Teddy?

Quiet Feet
Dec 14, 2009

THE HELL IS WITH THIS ASS!?





It's cool that they let that Make-A-Wish kid be the Cowboys offensive coordinator.

Quiet Feet
Dec 14, 2009

THE HELL IS WITH THIS ASS!?





More like Zeke Smelliot.

Quiet Feet
Dec 14, 2009

THE HELL IS WITH THIS ASS!?





Wait so now laundry night is part of the Bud Light extended universe?

Quiet Feet
Dec 14, 2009

THE HELL IS WITH THIS ASS!?





Teddy needs some work sensing pressure.

Quiet Feet
Dec 14, 2009

THE HELL IS WITH THIS ASS!?





Teddy Bridgewater just standing there, thinking about all the laundry he should be doing.

Quiet Feet
Dec 14, 2009

THE HELL IS WITH THIS ASS!?





Ha ha yea

gently caress

The

Cowboys

Quiet Feet
Dec 14, 2009

THE HELL IS WITH THIS ASS!?





sweet thursday posted:

Is he back in the booth cuz he dropped the ball hard

Witten's going to force his way in the booth and Cris Collinsworth will retire in disgust and become a wide receiver at the half.

Quiet Feet
Dec 14, 2009

THE HELL IS WITH THIS ASS!?





What's sad is Witten probably can't even tell you exactly why that happened in a way that makes sense

Quiet Feet
Dec 14, 2009

THE HELL IS WITH THIS ASS!?





That's kind of a poo poo OPI call and all but I'll take it.

Quiet Feet
Dec 14, 2009

THE HELL IS WITH THIS ASS!?





blue squares posted:

I'm very emotionally invested in Tide now

Were you not before? Would you say the tide has turned?

Quiet Feet
Dec 14, 2009

THE HELL IS WITH THIS ASS!?





Awwww, think he's down.

Quiet Feet
Dec 14, 2009

THE HELL IS WITH THIS ASS!?





Big Beef City posted:

I'd be more on board with wrestling again if they still allowed 'falls count anywhere' matches, thumbtacks hardcore poo poo, chair shots, and rehearsed hurricaranas and pile drivers within limits.

But that's not coming back for obvious reasons and neither am I.

Lucha Underground has bizarre stuff like this but I have no idea where to even find it and the DVDs are expensive. Netflix had the first two seasons for a while.

Quiet Feet
Dec 14, 2009

THE HELL IS WITH THIS ASS!?





fartknocker posted:

His elbow is connected to his body.

Hmmm, I think I just devised a new football strategy. :thunk:

Quiet Feet
Dec 14, 2009

THE HELL IS WITH THIS ASS!?





Lol fuxk yes

Quiet Feet
Dec 14, 2009

THE HELL IS WITH THIS ASS!?





Demon Of The Fall posted:

Lol both of them counting down on the slow mo

One, two...hmm, seems correct

Lmao

I guess you could call those... sloppy seconds!

Quiet Feet
Dec 14, 2009

THE HELL IS WITH THIS ASS!?





sweet thursday posted:

You gotta get up in their face make them uncomfortable get em running right and left and make sure you yknow remove their sense of comfort and really get right in their faces

-Tony Dungy, re: the gays

Quiet Feet fucked around with this message at 02:59 on Sep 30, 2019

Quiet Feet
Dec 14, 2009

THE HELL IS WITH THIS ASS!?





Dr. Cuddles posted:

jarwin isnt a real name

"Hey boss! These Jesus car fish decals got mashed up with the Darwin fish decals! Whadda we do!"

Quiet Feet
Dec 14, 2009

THE HELL IS WITH THIS ASS!?





Booooooooooooo

Quiet Feet
Dec 14, 2009

THE HELL IS WITH THIS ASS!?





MoaM posted:

gently caress the Cowboys.

:hmmyes:

Quiet Feet
Dec 14, 2009

THE HELL IS WITH THIS ASS!?





Android Apocalypse posted:

1st level half-orc paladin. Other person that's played 5th ed before is a human barbarian that recently used a captured goblin as an armored breastplate strapped to his chest, much to the chagrin of the elven bard (1st time playing D&D overall).

Is Terry Bridgewater doing well?

That sounds fun.

I'm playing a half-orc motivational speaker and recently talked a couple of bandits to death.

Quiet Feet
Dec 14, 2009

THE HELL IS WITH THIS ASS!?





Hey Saints. Hey.







Maybe





Maybe block that guy

Quiet Feet
Dec 14, 2009

THE HELL IS WITH THIS ASS!?





Cool commercial about mashing a baby into my face thank you

Quiet Feet
Dec 14, 2009

THE HELL IS WITH THIS ASS!?






Inwent this route and am Like 9 drinks in and I'm stone sober and I'm mad. :mad:

Quiet Feet
Dec 14, 2009

THE HELL IS WITH THIS ASS!?





Android Apocalypse posted:

you're 9 rum drinks in and sober? Are you a wizard? Or a functioning alcoholic?

Just a liver that will not loving cooperate. I barely ate anything tonight too. :sigh:

Quiet Feet
Dec 14, 2009

THE HELL IS WITH THIS ASS!?





fartknocker posted:

He’s too busy practicing his enthusiastic clapping on the sideline for such things to be important to him.

Look man, he's just happy to be there it's really expensive to get good seats to an NFL game.

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Quiet Feet
Dec 14, 2009

THE HELL IS WITH THIS ASS!?





Teddy does this weird thing when there's pressure that he runs backwards and then he spins around and turns his back to the defender instead of just throwing the drat ball away.

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