Longmont Potion Castle Appreciation Thread

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Chrpno: Apr 17, 2006

Inzombiac posted:

I'm new to the area.

I got 2 fists

for 2 lips

# ? Feb 28, 2024 10:23

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# ? Apr 27, 2024 22:38

Chrpno: Apr 17, 2006

Flavor Bear posted:

Is this the slop shop?

ZATARANS!

# ? Feb 28, 2024 10:24

Kharnifex: Sep 11, 2001; The Banter is better in AusGBS

This is Burt mountain and I'm calling from the city comptroller's office.

# ? Feb 28, 2024 11:02

Flavor Bear: Jan 13, 2008; Bear Love is Best Love

You are going to be tumbling through ointment very shortly, how does that grab you?

# ? Feb 29, 2024 03:09

Inzombiac: Mar 19, 2007; PARTY ALL NIGHT

EAT BRAINS ALL DAY

I am a rich man, an elegant man.

# ? Feb 29, 2024 03:25

potee: Jul 23, 2007; Or, you know.

Not fine.

We're a candy store and you will melt all of our candy.

# ? Feb 29, 2024 04:55

covidstomper58: Nov 8, 2020

You're a criminal and you'll be arrested tonite!

# ? Feb 29, 2024 04:58

Junk: Dec 20, 2003; Listen to reason, man. Why make your job difficult?

you're poo poo! poo poo! poo poo! poo poo!

# ? Feb 29, 2024 05:03

Electro-Boogie Jack: Nov 22, 2006; bagger mcguirk sent me.

my number is 847 227 YEAH YEAH YEAH 227 3227 82 YEAHYEAHYEAHYEAHYEAH 827.. 3227

# ? Feb 29, 2024 05:53

Inzombiac: Mar 19, 2007; PARTY ALL NIGHT

EAT BRAINS ALL DAY

Junk posted:

you're poo poo! poo poo! poo poo! poo poo!

You matharfaker!

# ? Feb 29, 2024 06:35

Riptor: Apr 13, 2003; here's to feelin' good all the time

wealth? Jewels?

# ? Feb 29, 2024 18:30

Junk: Dec 20, 2003; Listen to reason, man. Why make your job difficult?

it just depends on the case load, and the judge in his or her chamberrrss.... oohhh yyeeaaahhhh... so if we're gonna get ya reorganized with a bankruptcy plaaAAANNN... we need to adjust your debts to a 'family fisherman.' It's called the 'family fisherman,' that's the code name.

# ? Feb 29, 2024 18:41

Flavor Bear: Jan 13, 2008; Bear Love is Best Love

I was married to a fat person and they left me for a younger person

# ? Feb 29, 2024 23:42

Ingmar terdman: Jul 24, 2006

It always takes me a second to remember that�s David leibe hart

# ? Mar 2, 2024 21:29

Flavor Bear: Jan 13, 2008; Bear Love is Best Love

Salame

# ? Mar 3, 2024 04:12

potee: Jul 23, 2007; Or, you know.

Not fine.

My husband and I are honest, we go to church. But somebody, I believe, has my phone tapped.

# ? Mar 3, 2024 04:29

Flavor Bear: Jan 13, 2008; Bear Love is Best Love

I finally watched the documentary, it loving sucks

# ? Mar 4, 2024 02:23

covidstomper58: Nov 8, 2020

Flavor Bear posted:

I finally watched the documentary, it loving sucks

Which album is that from?

# ? Mar 4, 2024 04:28

Chrpno: Apr 17, 2006

Flavor Bear posted:

I finally watched the documentary, it loving sucks

Yeah? Well, that sounds fine. I can take it over to my neighbor and play it for him, and then he can take it down and play it for the people who need to hear it, and then they can call and talk to you about whether or not you should be able to keep a telephone in your house or not.

# ? Mar 4, 2024 06:47

Ralph Hurley: Aug 3, 2009

I�m gonna make bird seed out of your face how�s that sound

# ? Mar 4, 2024 09:12

Flavor Bear: Jan 13, 2008; Bear Love is Best Love

covidstomper58 posted:

Which album is that from?

i think it's by flipchild

# ? Mar 4, 2024 10:08

Riptor: Apr 13, 2003; here's to feelin' good all the time

I'm gonna cruise down but I gotta hop on the toilet first pardner

# ? Mar 4, 2024 13:10

Kharnifex: Sep 11, 2001; The Banter is better in AusGBS

I'm catty corner to ye

# ? Mar 4, 2024 15:23

Kevin Bacon: Sep 22, 2010

Now why don't you keep it down to a dull roar

# ? Mar 4, 2024 15:59

Chrpno: Apr 17, 2006

Riptor posted:

I'm gonna cruise down but I gotta hop on the toilet first pardner

I swoop down like a buzzard, bud.

# ? Mar 4, 2024 23:36

Malcolm Excellent: May 20, 2007; Buglord

Artie Yamamoto

# ? Mar 5, 2024 01:38

Inzombiac: Mar 19, 2007; PARTY ALL NIGHT

EAT BRAINS ALL DAY

I think you're open later. How's that grab ye?

# ? Mar 5, 2024 02:00

Flavor Bear: Jan 13, 2008; Bear Love is Best Love

too bad Alan ain't around Alan would get on it

# ? Mar 5, 2024 10:00

Inzombiac: Mar 19, 2007; PARTY ALL NIGHT

EAT BRAINS ALL DAY

I think the problem is that my name has a diphthong in it.

# ? Mar 5, 2024 20:19

Argyle Gargoyle: Apr 1, 2009; ABSTRACT SHAPES CREW

im still catching up on the thread but...
as funny as some of these are, and a few are real, most of these STINK of radio show prep services like Prep Burger. Amateur voice actors working their gig for companies like that but because it's not on terrestrial radio they can swear. So many of these are just explicit versions of the awful Scott & Todd "phone scams" or any of the dozens of radio stations who paid for the "War of the Roses" bits where they totally for realz u gaiz catch a cheater on the phone on live radio. I enjoy LPC but so much of this is so very staged and the Otis Elevator one is especially obvious

# ? Mar 6, 2024 13:41

Kevin Bacon: Sep 22, 2010

Argyle Gargoyle posted:

im still catching up on the thread but...
as funny as some of these are, and a few are real, most of these STINK of radio show prep services like Prep Burger. Amateur voice actors working their gig for companies like that but because it's not on terrestrial radio they can swear. So many of these are just explicit versions of the awful Scott & Todd "phone scams" or any of the dozens of radio stations who paid for the "War of the Roses" bits where they totally for realz u gaiz catch a cheater on the phone on live radio. I enjoy LPC but so much of this is so very staged and the Otis Elevator one is especially obvious

You are going to be tumbling through ointment very shortly

# ? Mar 6, 2024 13:54

Arrhythmia: Jul 22, 2011

Argyle Gargoyle posted:

im still catching up on the thread but...
as funny as some of these are, and a few are real, most of these STINK of radio show prep services like Prep Burger. Amateur voice actors working their gig for companies like that but because it's not on terrestrial radio they can swear. So many of these are just explicit versions of the awful Scott & Todd "phone scams" or any of the dozens of radio stations who paid for the "War of the Roses" bits where they totally for realz u gaiz catch a cheater on the phone on live radio. I enjoy LPC but so much of this is so very staged and the Otis Elevator one is especially obvious

I'm gonna grip hold of you and pick you up about 80 times

# ? Mar 6, 2024 14:50

Good soup!: Nov 2, 2010

Argyle Gargoyle posted:

im still catching up on the thread but...
as funny as some of these are, and a few are real, most of these STINK of radio show prep services like Prep Burger. Amateur voice actors working their gig for companies like that but because it's not on terrestrial radio they can swear. So many of these are just explicit versions of the awful Scott & Todd "phone scams" or any of the dozens of radio stations who paid for the "War of the Roses" bits where they totally for realz u gaiz catch a cheater on the phone on live radio. I enjoy LPC but so much of this is so very staged and the Otis Elevator one is especially obvious

cool thanks

# ? Mar 6, 2024 15:04

bagmonkey: May 13, 2003; Grimey Drawer

Argyle Gargoyle posted:

im still catching up on the thread but...
as funny as some of these are, and a few are real, most of these STINK of radio show prep services like Prep Burger. Amateur voice actors working their gig for companies like that but because it's not on terrestrial radio they can swear. So many of these are just explicit versions of the awful Scott & Todd "phone scams" or any of the dozens of radio stations who paid for the "War of the Roses" bits where they totally for realz u gaiz catch a cheater on the phone on live radio. I enjoy LPC but so much of this is so very staged and the Otis Elevator one is especially obvious

i'd fight ya but i don't fight children

# ? Mar 6, 2024 15:39

Inzombiac: Mar 19, 2007; PARTY ALL NIGHT

EAT BRAINS ALL DAY

Argyle Gargoyle posted:

im still catching up on the thread but...
as funny as some of these are, and a few are real, most of these STINK of radio show prep services like Prep Burger. Amateur voice actors working their gig for companies like that but because it's not on terrestrial radio they can swear. So many of these are just explicit versions of the awful Scott & Todd "phone scams" or any of the dozens of radio stations who paid for the "War of the Roses" bits where they totally for realz u gaiz catch a cheater on the phone on live radio. I enjoy LPC but so much of this is so very staged and the Otis Elevator one is especially obvious

I'm gonna do you a favor and be a hero to all your friends.
I'm gonna let you kick my rear end.

# ? Mar 6, 2024 22:26

Durf: Aug 16, 2017

I'm mad I can't find Owls anywhere online. Probably my fave.

LPC: Okay. Well, uh, let me make sure that you don't misunderstand that I need a check for nine hundred and eighty-seven dollars.
Man: Boy, you do under... misunderstand something. I don't have a clue what you're delivering or anything.
LPC: Owls.
Man: Owls? Maybe you better find somebody else to deliver 'em to.
LPC: I don't give a hoot what you're tryin' to say.
[pause]
Man: Never ordered any animals at all.
LPC: 'Bout to release some wild animals.
Man: Well, that--
LPC: Towards ya.
Man: That's what I would suggest you do with 'em.
LPC: I'm gonna release 'em towards ya.
Man: Okay.
LPC: In fact, I'm gonna come down there, fifteen, twenty minutes from now.
Man: That works.
LPC: Bengals are gonna be released. Owls are gonna be hootin' all over the place.
Man: Bring 'em on.

# ? Mar 6, 2024 22:53

Chrpno: Apr 17, 2006

Durf posted:

I'm mad I can't find Owls anywhere online. Probably my fave.

That's a shame, was one of the first I ever heard. Bring a block of wood to your shinboooone

# ? Mar 7, 2024 01:09

Chrpno: Apr 17, 2006

Argyle Gargoyle posted:

im still catching up on the thread but...
as funny as some of these are, and a few are real, most of these STINK of radio show prep services like Prep Burger.

Can LPC call Prep Burger and ask for some extra large food?

# ? Mar 7, 2024 01:11

Coolness Averted: Feb 20, 2007; oh don't worry, I can't smell asparagus piss, it's in my DNA

GO HOGG WILD!
🐗🐗🐗🐗🐗

I wish people who were fooled by stuff when they were dumb and young didn't feel the need to let everyone know they're very smary and not falling for anything anymore

# ? Mar 7, 2024 01:35

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# ? Apr 27, 2024 22:38

Brendan Rodgers: Jun 11, 2014

Argyle Gargoyle posted:

im still catching up on the thread but...
as funny as some of these are, and a few are real, most of these STINK of radio show prep services like Prep Burger. Amateur voice actors working their gig for companies like that but because it's not on terrestrial radio they can swear. So many of these are just explicit versions of the awful Scott & Todd "phone scams" or any of the dozens of radio stations who paid for the "War of the Roses" bits where they totally for realz u gaiz catch a cheater on the phone on live radio. I enjoy LPC but so much of this is so very staged and the Otis Elevator one is especially obvious

How about I pick you up and put you back down

# ? Mar 7, 2024 03:17

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