Longmont Potion Castle Appreciation Thread

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Electro-Boogie Jack: Nov 22, 2006; bagger mcguirk sent me.

Argyle Gargoyle posted:

im still catching up on the thread but...
as funny as some of these are, and a few are real, most of these STINK of radio show prep services like Prep Burger. Amateur voice actors working their gig for companies like that but because it's not on terrestrial radio they can swear. So many of these are just explicit versions of the awful Scott & Todd "phone scams" or any of the dozens of radio stations who paid for the "War of the Roses" bits where they totally for realz u gaiz catch a cheater on the phone on live radio. I enjoy LPC but so much of this is so very staged and the Otis Elevator one is especially obvious

well, how about if i come down there and push you around a little bit, if that's what it takes?

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Gonz: Dec 22, 2009; "Jesus, did I say that? Or just think it? Was I talking? Did they hear me?"

Ummmm. I'm gonna take my elbow to your ribcage, and then you'll be the lowest employee, when you're laying on the fricking ground.

I'm gonna break your ribs. One by one. Until you give me triple my money back.

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Unperson_47: Oct 14, 2007

I've got a retro style, I hang glide and I need pro shots taken. End of sentence.

# ? Mar 7, 2024 09:09

Chrpno: Apr 17, 2006

Unperson_47 posted:

I've got a retro style, I hang glide and I need pro shots taken. End of sentence.

Why don't you take your rockabilly rear end off a cliff?

# ? Mar 7, 2024 09:12

Gonz: Dec 22, 2009; "Jesus, did I say that? Or just think it? Was I talking? Did they hear me?"

Yeah. Just take the snapshots, and we'll be done...prick.

# ? Mar 7, 2024 09:20

Unperson_47: Oct 14, 2007

There's no Mammoth Court in Monrovia. :smug:

Also Retro Hang Glider is my favorite LPC call so I got curious and...

Unperson_47 fucked around with this message at 09:26 on Mar 7, 2024

# ? Mar 7, 2024 09:22

Chrpno: Apr 17, 2006

I don't know if you're running like a cloak and dagger kind of operation, or what you're doing.

# ? Mar 7, 2024 09:55

cohsae: Jun 19, 2015

Argyle Gargoyle posted:

im still catching up on the thread but...
as funny as some of these are, and a few are real, most of these STINK of radio show prep services like Prep Burger. Amateur voice actors working their gig for companies like that but because it's not on terrestrial radio they can swear. So many of these are just explicit versions of the awful Scott & Todd "phone scams" or any of the dozens of radio stations who paid for the "War of the Roses" bits where they totally for realz u gaiz catch a cheater on the phone on live radio. I enjoy LPC but so much of this is so very staged and the Otis Elevator one is especially obvious

Are you gonna stand by your remarks? Or is this all a big ho-ax?

# ? Mar 7, 2024 10:14

Flavor Bear: Jan 13, 2008; Bear Love is Best Love

Argyle Gargoyle posted:

im still catching up on the thread but...
as funny as some of these are, and a few are real, most of these STINK of radio show prep services like Prep Burger. Amateur voice actors working their gig for companies like that but because it's not on terrestrial radio they can swear. So many of these are just explicit versions of the awful Scott & Todd "phone scams" or any of the dozens of radio stations who paid for the "War of the Roses" bits where they totally for realz u gaiz catch a cheater on the phone on live radio. I enjoy LPC but so much of this is so very staged and the Otis Elevator one is especially obvious

i'm'a kick you in the jaw young man

# ? Mar 7, 2024 13:13

mutantIke: Oct 24, 2022; Born in '04
Certified Zoomer

Indie horror game Home Security Hotline has a recurring prank caller character that's a pretty obvious LPC pastiche. Good stuff
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=QbGg1bp7Ft0

# ? Mar 7, 2024 21:42

Argyle Gargoyle: Apr 1, 2009; ABSTRACT SHAPES CREW

This is a bunch of horse hockey...

# ? Mar 7, 2024 22:23

Gonz: Dec 22, 2009; "Jesus, did I say that? Or just think it? Was I talking? Did they hear me?"

I used to work for Rubbermaid.

TRASH CANS

PAPER BAGS

PLASTICS AND PLASTIC BAGS

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=7y19gKdexOc

# ? Mar 8, 2024 20:31

Kevin Bacon: Sep 22, 2010

a very strange phone call

# ? Mar 9, 2024 00:36

Unperson_47: Oct 14, 2007

It's for the community betterment. Can't you ssEEEeeeee_eeeeeee

# ? Mar 9, 2024 03:02

Gonz: Dec 22, 2009; "Jesus, did I say that? Or just think it? Was I talking? Did they hear me?"

I�ll bring my horse whip if you try to give me any lip! Then we�ll see who needs the body bags then, tough guy.

I�ll bring my bull whip and take care o� ya. One, two, three, splat! That�s it! End o� story! Yeah, you�re gonna be layin� on the sidewalk when I�m done with ya. I�m gonna roll ya into traffic! Whadda ya think of that one?

# ? Mar 9, 2024 15:13

Gonz: Dec 22, 2009; "Jesus, did I say that? Or just think it? Was I talking? Did they hear me?"

mutantIke posted:

Indie horror game Home Security Hotline has a recurring prank caller character that's a pretty obvious LPC pastiche. Good stuff
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=QbGg1bp7Ft0

Fred Pinball would be such a perfect LPC name.

# ? Mar 9, 2024 15:19

Coolness Averted: Feb 20, 2007; oh don't worry, I can't smell asparagus piss, it's in my DNA

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mutantIke posted:

Indie horror game Home Security Hotline has a recurring prank caller character that's a pretty obvious LPC pastiche. Good stuff
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=QbGg1bp7Ft0

Those are pretty good fake LPC calls.

# ? Mar 9, 2024 18:57

Kharnifex: Sep 11, 2001; The Banter is better in AusGBS

Sneagrab?!

# ? Mar 10, 2024 03:21

cohsae: Jun 19, 2015

Gonz posted:

I’ll bring my horse whip if you try to give me any lip! Then we’ll see who needs the body bags then, tough guy.

I’ll bring my bull whip and take care o’ ya. One, two, three, splat! That’s it! End o’ story! Yeah, you’re gonna be layin’ on the sidewalk when I’m done with ya. I’m gonna roll ya into traffic! Whadda ya think of that one?

Body blow! Body blow! Body blow!

# ? Mar 10, 2024 03:28