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I don't think I'll ever get tired of the trope of "Hey, no one was there to pick up your COD package." "We didn't order a package" "Okay well we won't deliver it then" "THE gently caress YOU WON'T"
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magic cactus posted:I love LPC so much. The guy is absolutely insane. For sure listened to a Firesign Theater record at least once. Anyway, my personal favorite. Something about the way the delay just glitches up the endings of what he's trying to say gets me every time. hahahaha oh god this had me choking laughing
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Oct 5, 2019 05:47
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https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=KpUCgbgBHhg I'm gonna take your measurements up and down and all around Lady this is Monroe
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Oct 5, 2019 06:05
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Why are you talking like this? Cause we're TOUGH
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Oct 5, 2019 07:57
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LEMME TALK TO YOU LEMME TAAALLLK TO YOOOOOUUU!
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Oct 5, 2019 08:11
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“Good afternoon, Underbakke & Associates, how may I help you?” Uh, yes, I’d like to talk about the validity of Colette Gagabucci... is it too late in the day for that or.... “Yes sir, it sure is”
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Oct 5, 2019 08:32
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Who is Nipper? Wha? I never heard of that name YOU BASTARD
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Oct 5, 2019 08:36
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May I reefer there?
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Oct 5, 2019 09:14
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Towelette Pattatuci
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Oct 5, 2019 09:14
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Chrpno posted:Why are you talking like this? It might be my favorite thing he does when he drops the deadpan delivery for one line. "Cause we're tough!" "But we're the only gnomes in the area!"
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Oct 5, 2019 13:43
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I'm gonna hit ya with my knee bone, brother.
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Yucatán Suckaman
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Oct 6, 2019 19:06
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redneck nazgul posted:https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=BJibOGAcGhc LPC loving owns, and this is the best one
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Oct 6, 2019 20:48
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BeanpolePeckerwood posted:LPC loving owns, and this is the best one Is your named Lloyd Wabbit?
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Oct 6, 2019 21:10
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I'm also partial to Natural Tear Production because a number of either recognize him or know it's just a prank and aren't mad about it. That's not to say that I don't enjoy some old lady losing her goddamned mind when he tells her to "keep the noise down to a dull roar" LMAO https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=EFtoEiUAO7Q
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Oct 6, 2019 21:15
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This is my all-time favorite. Poor candy-shop guy lol https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ja2-98e7KfI "and... what's the number I can call to deny this at?" "There's nothing to deny, young man." "Ok well I'll have to call and... see if they want to do it..." "Oh I've made the call."
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Oct 6, 2019 22:11
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Oct 7, 2019 09:01
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Oct 7, 2019 10:41
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I call him Manny...Mayonnaise for short.
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Oct 7, 2019 13:36
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Tumble posted:This is my all-time favorite. Poor candy-shop guy lol Favorite part of this bit is him asking at the end to rate the quality of their service. "Now on a scale from 1 to 10 how would you rate your service with us?" "10."
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Oct 7, 2019 22:10
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some great poo poo on this very special election episode of LPC https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=wqIsx0ngCuU
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Oct 7, 2019 22:15
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Oh jesus this has made me laugh so hard. Thank you
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Oct 7, 2019 22:27
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Yeah this is Hofbrau from Rub-a-Dub house
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I've been a massive LPC fan for many years, now, and it looks like I got beaten to the punch on creating a thread such as this to share his greatness with others. The way he so passive-aggressively threatens people is incredible. "I'm fixin' to pick you up and put you down about 200 times!" "What if I took the palm of my hand and just shoved it right underneath your chinbone?" "You'll recognize me when I get there. I'll be wearin' my thug chain." "I'll crack ya in half with my WHIIIIIP!" "Take a vitamin." Riptor posted:Yeah this is Hofbrau from Rub-a-Dub house "This is Heath Rubbit from the Trapezoid of Discovery. We're calling to find out who you're voting for. We're offering 56" submarine sandwich for the information from Testes Park sandwiches." "We're offering a free sombrero for the information!" "I can't wait to get it!" "Yeah, I bet. Whattaya gonna pop it on and take a big ol' nap?" https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=KagfwsYL-Mo This poor guy is so fed up with the 1-800-Toilets stuff. He's so drat mad. I love it. https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ADR6VNm6Qb0 "What kinda car you got?" "I got a Daihatsu Blooper! The calipers are ALL messed up!" https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=wTJaiSmDXWE "I got two lips for two fists." "Where were you stationed?" "In....the jungles....of Momofuku." https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=2AWaDgvwOEY This one is by far one of my favorites. When he tells the guy that they've got a medicine man and a fractal cactus and he should come down to the grocery store and participate in the compost heap is timeless. "And remember, the top of the guacamole is BY FAR the creamiest." https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=hXBc8bhkrPM "You're not gonna know where your teeth are when I get done with ya. You've made it clear you don't care about the contestants at Little Miss Clackamas, you've made that abundantly clear!" Gonz fucked around with this message at 23:20 on Oct 7, 2019 |
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Oct 7, 2019 23:07
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Riptor posted:Yeah this is Hofbrau from Rub-a-Dub house
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I pulled a pit maneuver at the dump.
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Riptor posted:Yeah this is Hofbrau from Rub-a-Dub house
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I can’t find it right now because I don’t remember what the title or album is, but one of my favorites is where the victim is some college bro who legit believes LPC is one of his friends loving with him. He’s playing along and laughing for awhile thinking it’s his friend Pete but at some point he asks again “who the gently caress are you? where did we meet?”. LPC changes to a deeper creepier voice and says “that bathroom that one time... at the salvage yard”. You can hear the exact moment where the guy realizes it’s not actually his friend and he gets scared and hangs up.
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Ralph Hurley posted:I can’t find it right now because I don’t remember what the title or album is, but one of my favorites is where the victim is some college bro who legit believes LPC is one of his friends loving with him. He’s playing along and laughing for awhile thinking it’s his friend Pete but at some point he asks again “who the gently caress are you? where did we meet?”. LPC changes to a deeper creepier voice and says “that bathroom that one time... at the salvage yard”. You can hear the exact moment where the guy realizes it’s not actually his friend and he gets scared and hangs up. https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=XFGUf0jeEEg
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Oct 8, 2019 20:05
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The "Peacock" track on his latest album is brilliant, one of my favorite things he's ever done despite not really being funny at all
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Oct 9, 2019 19:33
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I'm a fuckin beef house, for one
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Oct 9, 2019 23:01
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You're talking with Bob E. Sackett.
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Oct 9, 2019 23:02
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https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Iz0OoFszDmU “Hey Don, what’s goin’ on? I used to work for Rubbermaid....trash caaans and paper bags and plastic baaaaags.....”
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Oct 10, 2019 15:42
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Gonz posted:https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Iz0OoFszDmU Aaaaaaaah dontcha seeeeeeeeeeeee this sounds like what having a stroke feels like
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Oct 10, 2019 19:39
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Mods please change my name to Uno Sarcagian Garabaldian
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Oct 10, 2019 19:55
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Gonz posted:https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Iz0OoFszDmU "you makes happy sunday" 
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Oct 10, 2019 21:10
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BeanpolePeckerwood posted:"you makes happy sunday" I love how he's totally charmed by her
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JAMOOOL posted:The "Peacock" track on his latest album is brilliant, one of my favorite things he's ever done despite not really being funny at all He manages to make everyone involved gaslight the poo poo out of themselves and each other
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