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SIAM is no longer a country....
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Oct 11, 2019 14:59
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How's about I knock you two into each other?
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Oct 24, 2019 22:07
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Sponsorship for Julian Assange
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Jan 23, 2020 20:59
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Keifer Sutherland got exposed as a jackass during his call. Refusing to pay for an order from the HoHo house
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Feb 2, 2020 04:21
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Any hidden tracks on this one?
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Feb 9, 2020 21:26
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How's about I knock you two into each other?
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Feb 15, 2020 04:04
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Virtual Balboa, Brock Winthrop, Bart Hacker, Wyatt, Prick Baxter, Tommy Vee, Red Brown, Fennel Cartwright, Frickey Weaver, Cooter, Bernard Fuddle, Dirk Funk, Reuben Norman, Curtis Nayla, Gomez, Levi Goulet, Buddy Gripple, Grover Knox, Herman Snodgrass, Desmond Sanford, Holmes, Reginald Maplethorp, Dudley, Gianini, Dan Lyman, Nuno Gloop, Tanyo Lubbock, Enrique, Luke, Kermit Neville, Nipper, The Polish Stallion, Lars, Don Savage, Rusty Savage, Skippy, Rex, Sissy, Wallace Thrasher aka Stretchy, Dr. Slap, Bonecrusher Smith, Bo "Bobo" Tucci, Nigel Zacket, Spicy Legato, Hooper, Dusty Staccato, Lloyd Wabbit, Raul, Herbert Prick, Axel Rod, Jacques, Mr. Freebus, Monroe, Kirby, Cecil Conklin, Bernie at UPS, Freddie, Hubbard, Remmington, Luther Manhole, Jackson, Monty, Benedict, Bri-Bri, Ray-Ray, Roy, Sylvester, Malcolm, Spencer, Kiplet, Swanson, Salzar, Ben Claypaper, Elmo Slaughter from the Cave of the Winds, Rasmussen Yassin, Dawson Yassin, Starchild, Franklin Donovan, François (from Lip Smackers), Uno Sarcagian Garabaldian (the Desert Diva), Simmons, Pumpernickel Bracket, Benny Liquid, Rick Slick, Stedman Slick, Gopher Bone, Duncan Whopper, Duncan Cocker, Fifi Nono, Hot Frog, Flip Liquid, Herbie, Stanley, Gavinah, Rick Brown, Sergio, Pierre Tanoy the Tree Cutter, Ewan Rump, Deiter, Shiek
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Jun 17, 2020 15:38
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JAMOOOL posted:somehow this was an outtake, this is probably my favorite call I've heard from him so far When I went to watch the LPC doc screening they had him do some calls after the movie, and he did something a lot like this to a local pizza place. Funny as hell
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Jun 20, 2020 13:12
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Have you ever been to La Junta, Colorado?
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Jun 21, 2020 17:02
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wa27 posted:I just watched the LPC documentary and it was embarrassingly bad. It should be edited down to 20 minutes of LPC-at-home footage and put on youtube. Don't watch it. The part about Art Shaffner was really good, and shed a lot of light on him
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Jun 23, 2020 16:23
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My father in law and mother in law have fallen victim to LPC on numerous occasions. My wife was so pissed when she heard the calls. She was afraid LPC was going to kill her dad. (Give him a heart attack)
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Jun 27, 2020 16:58
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My name's Elmo Slaughter, with cave of the winds
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Jul 5, 2020 16:32
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Nautical Entombment
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Aug 20, 2020 03:23
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True or false: You're full of excuses?
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Aug 28, 2020 22:41
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Dr. Yinz Ljubljana posted:it's Duncan Crocker. your neighbor DUNCAN CROCKER!?
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Aug 29, 2020 16:23
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Floodixor posted:The thing with LPC is if I clicked on a thread about, say, the Matrix movies and it was full of nothing but posts of quotes from the movie, I'd find that annoying and dumb. With LPC, every quote here drops me into each call and I love it and I love LPC. Are you gonna stand by your remarks,
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Aug 29, 2020 20:29
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Kharnifex posted:You got heehaw or shanana is this Stedmond?
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Aug 30, 2020 15:41
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She hung up on MY rear end
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Sep 1, 2020 21:04
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He worked for a music artists guild type place when he lived in California. That's where we learned about Christine Ward and the Interloper.
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Sep 3, 2020 19:29
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Dr. Yinz Ljubljana posted:THE KING OF THE DEATHMATCH Kerry King... a Slayer
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Sep 9, 2020 16:14
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little munchkin posted:it's kerry king of slayer, op. as in the band Lady your knocking me out with your funnyness!
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Sep 24, 2020 18:55
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This is Barbara
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Oct 1, 2020 13:22
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I'm a whipmaster
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Oct 18, 2020 02:13
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The photographer nailed that LPC does indeed have a roster of people to prank. Shame they are dying off.
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Oct 31, 2020 05:15
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UNO SARCAGIAN GARABALDIAN
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Feb 10, 2021 17:59
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You have the liability, bud
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Feb 10, 2021 23:01
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I often think about Christine Ward.
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Feb 17, 2021 04:52
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I corresponded with LPC about reginald buttcheek (among other stuff) and he isn't convinced that the dude isn't a plant. There are a lot of little things like Reggie's call back to TAURUS JUDGE. He says the guy that put him up to call reggie swears he is just a goofball.
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Feb 18, 2021 00:53
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bagmonkey posted:You couldn't kick your own rear end I would if I could!
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Feb 18, 2021 02:19
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Gonz posted:I need two boats, this weekend. Have you ever been to La Junta, Colorado before? Well, that's where I keep hundreds of MILLIONS of dollars. I've been on schooners. I've been on an 80 foot yacht.
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Feb 25, 2021 13:16
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Electro-Boogie Jack posted:LPC 18 is out today. I bought it and am trying to download it and, uh, maybe I'm better off just waiting for someone to put it up on youtube. This website is working on like 90s dial-up speeds. The server is being HAMMERED
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Mar 1, 2021 19:25
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The best LPC cracking up is Dons Auto. It's in one of the medleys I think.
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Mar 16, 2021 20:12
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Usain Bolt is about to win another gold medal
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Mar 19, 2021 19:02
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George with the cop bar was very good . Shame he's dead irl
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Mar 20, 2021 04:36
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This rules
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May 12, 2021 05:08
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Sounds like a case of tuff poo poo for you
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May 17, 2021 15:07
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Chrpno posted:Just watched Coal Miner's Daughter, had a good lol at an appearance from Ernest Tubb and a visit to his record store! No sign of Turtle Pleasure on the shelves Did you see any Sha nana or hee haw?
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Jun 10, 2021 15:18
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What's Crackin' ?
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Luther Manhole will knock two guys into each other
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