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Gonz posted:The sheer vitriol that dude had for LPC and his 1-800-Toilets scheme is what pushed that particular call into all-time top 5 territory, IMO. LPC adding to his list of demands every time he calls back is amazing: "We want you up front. We need a check. And we need keys to the property to set up fourteen toilets."
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Jun 27, 2020 16:47
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Gonz posted:You idiots sell urine up ‘ere? Yeah, I got a, uh, triangular printer that’s brand new. It’s a triangle, and it’s prismatic, and I wanted to talk to you about it, it’s on special. It’s at Radio Shack dot com.
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Aug 18, 2020 05:39
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And remember, our sale price is firm, real firm. You got me?
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Aug 18, 2020 05:49
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Bengals are going to be released. Owls are going to be hootin' all over the place.
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Aug 28, 2020 20:07
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This whole incident is burned into my memory. It's unpleasant.
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Aug 29, 2020 03:32
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Gonz posted:When's Ape Mummy playing? If you were Otis Elevator, you would show up on my caller ID as "Otis Elevator," not "Mummy Napkin."
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Aug 29, 2020 16:44
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Chrpno posted:bring my boot to y'all My last name's Bump, and I'm fixing to pick you up and put you down about 75 times.
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Sep 1, 2020 23:09
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I’m gonna be calling up some taxi cabs and sending them to your garage there. Yeah. So that next time you see a “No Soliciting” sign, maybe you’ll stop putting your advertisements on my door every time.
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Sep 2, 2020 20:40
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We're the only gnomes in the area
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Sep 3, 2020 03:56
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The March Hare posted:Yeah, its his label - I'm also not really sure its doxxing given he puts it all on the same website himself lol. We're called Statewide Web, we're with the archdiocese office, and we want everyone to stay offline, remain off the internet tonight, ok? For three hours. We're just asking as a good gesture.
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Sep 4, 2020 00:34
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Is that Rush Limbaugh? I'll put you both in a choke hold.
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Riptor posted:you come into my puffin parlor and I'm gonna come out WHUPPIN Now what does he mean by a section nineeeeeeeahhhhhhhhhhhhhh
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Sep 18, 2020 18:06
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I went to the dump, and I pulled a PIT maneuver, and now I got odors coming out. My differential is fouuuuuuuuled up. And I don't know what I need to do.
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Feb 9, 2021 16:59
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Poohs Packin posted:I got a new sound and its got the kids runnin BUCK wild First of all, I would not hoot and holler in an elevator. I was raised better than that.
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Feb 10, 2021 16:41
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vandalism posted:Gonna hit you with this knee bone, brother. You can assess the damage at the end of my stay. Okay?
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Feb 18, 2021 22:44
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Riptor posted:it needs a quadruper or at least a digital goober I'm Tripper with the archdiocese office, and we want everyone to stay offline, remain off the internet tonight, ok? For three hours. We're just asking as a good gesture.
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Mar 1, 2021 19:49
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Got a letter from my building management that United Site Services, aka 1-800-Toilets, is gonna put They've got some construction crews at my building and they need to place them there, in my parking spot. About 45 square feet, right in front.
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Aug 12, 2021 21:45
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parity posted:You’re gonna fall into an accident, I pray in my synagogue, I pray for you should drop dead. So you won’t have to go to jail, but you’ll drop dead, you know. Hey, guy, you gotta cut me a check on these frickin’ toilets here.
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Aug 14, 2021 03:11
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You can appreciate my can-do approach to parcel delivery, can't ye?
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Aug 21, 2021 03:24
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What are ya, wacky?
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Aug 22, 2021 01:44
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Okay, and just remember, the top of the guacamole is by far the creamiest. You go digging around any deeper than that, things get a lot chunkier and much, much chewier down there.
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Aug 24, 2021 17:02
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Ralph Hurley posted:Hey pardner I finally got my parcel! A little disappointed that it didn’t come from a UPS truck with a Bangladeshi driver but it fits great. You're buck wild. You're buck wild is what you are. And it's far out.
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Sep 30, 2021 03:58
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Gonna hop on the toilet, and then I'll take off.
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May 20, 2022 00:10
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I'm a patriot, and I'm a businessman
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May 21, 2022 05:21
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You got a gelatinous parcel here and there's a surcharge involved.
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May 23, 2022 23:00
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NO gently caress YOU DAD posted:LPC 16 Medley 2 Old Ironsides gave me the number at the gas station here. He's a friend of mine up 'ere.
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Jun 10, 2022 16:42
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Inzombiac posted:You're gonna be in jail. I'm from 1-800-Toilets! I accidentally got locked in one of these toilets, could you please come let me out?
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Jun 14, 2022 22:12
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Ingmar terdman posted:My notes say buckwild, drool, and hogwild The only inappropriate thing I could've been doing in an elevator is loving a woman, which I haven't done in years
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Jun 15, 2022 05:23
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mark immune posted:afaik i have included all the mp3s from the USB, u might be getting bad RNG but I will confirm that Clown Motel is in the playlist I'm gonna pump frickin' iron for two to three days straight. And then, uh, we'll settle up at the end. Sound good?
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Jun 16, 2022 01:21
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I think that you need to examine where you stand, before you put stuff in the air!
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Jun 17, 2022 18:58
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Uh, who's the manager here, you or me?
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Jun 26, 2022 02:18
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Kharnifex posted:There's a lot of hootin and hollerin and general gnashing going on up in here My notes say buckwild, drool, and hogwild. What are we supposed to do about that?
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Sep 19, 2022 18:45
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We've unearthed numerous scrolls that need to be interpreted
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Sep 30, 2022 04:03
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Can I tap into your septic tank? Got some structural issues here at home
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Oct 19, 2022 08:14
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Chrpno posted:So I just flipped over to a Jeopardy rerun for the final question, and there's good old Alex Trebek... asking a question about the Yucatan peninsula. It was meant to be It's Thailand now, so I don't know what Siam is
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Oct 29, 2022 05:54
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Chrpno posted:Our prices are firm Hey, guy, you gotta cut me a check on these frickin’ toilets here.
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Jul 8, 2023 07:28
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Hey, I got genuine bullfrog runnin' wiiiiild
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Jul 25, 2023 02:22
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Gonna hop on the toilet, and then I'll take off.
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We're a candy store and you will melt all of our candy.
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