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Kazak
Jan 10, 2012

I'm gonna kick u in the lip

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Kazak
Jan 10, 2012

Bringer of pain to your face


https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=59_ChkjrmOc

Kazak
Jan 10, 2012

Lil Swamp Booger Baby posted:

The mundanity of his threats also send people off the rails.

"How about I come up there and spin you around a little?"

"ID LIKE TO SEE YOU loving TRY YOU COME DOWN HERE ILL KICK YOUR rear end."

"Hey put the lady back on"

"AW YOUR REAL BIG ON THE PHONE HUH?!"

Kazak
Jan 10, 2012

I could read out of context lines from his calls all day, guy has a real interesting command of language and a quick wit

"Don't play stupid"
"You've got that covered"

"Your lips gonna be in a definite funk after I'm done with it"

Kazak
Jan 10, 2012

Nemesis Of Moles posted:

This one is just amazing, my favourite thing in these is probably when someone starts getting needlessly, furiously angry at him and this has some video game bro getting progressively more upset at the idea of LPC being better at Video Games than him lmao
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=wCqNS3Km5jA

You've never had to confront someone like me. I wear gloves. I wear pads. I get into it.

I'm a wizard. I'm a sorcerer.

Lol
I'm gonna slice and dice your avatar. I just am.

Kazak
Jan 10, 2012

Nemesis Of Moles posted:

Which one of us works at GameStop fella you or me

So I'm gonna put you down for novice

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Kazak
Jan 10, 2012

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=KpUCgbgBHhg

I'm gonna take your measurements up and down and all around

Lady this is Monroe

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