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one of my favorite moments is - we're musical gnomes... - did you just call a minute ago - no (sped up yelp identical from a minute ago) HOOOOOOH!! - yes you did
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Inzombiac posted:What's the one where he threatens a guy with "I'm gonna come over there, lift you up and put you down about 75 times"? "Ey this is Brent. Whassuhhhp..ugghhhhhgghghhhhghghh" This has been on hard rotation in my mind recently while carrying my baby around the house. I'm fixin' to lift you up and put you down about 75 times a day. I also started ending my sentences with his guttural ughghhhhgh-ing. I also like how the guy telling him to gently caress off keeps picking up when he calls back repeatedly, and weirdly acting more and more friendly to LPC even as he tells him to gently caress off, shut his bitch rear end up, etc. "Immana lift 200 pooouugughhhhhhhhghgghndsughhhhh" "My last name's Bump!" That 1-2-3 combo - the crime lab guy "either weed or pot", Brent Bump, and the belligerent Food and Friends/fingerling potatoes call... LPC 14 Medley is an absolute all timer. just smush yer goop all up 'n' daughhnnnnn the top of the guacamole is by far the creamiest Deep Glove Bruno fucked around with this message at 12:45 on Nov 16, 2020 |
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y'into doo-wop, man? uhhh mildly... I can dig it it's a fad, brooo aatotalfaaaaaaaaddddd(dissolving into insane feedback)
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bagmonkey posted:That list is missing my personal favorite, Cornelius Fiddlebone. Dirk Funk comes in hot at 2nd. it has got "cornelius" with no surname. i can't find artie yamamoto, a personal favorite of mine
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Aug 8, 2021 11:23
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NO gently caress YOU DAD posted:Brent Bump. That guy can lift some frickin' weights. My last name's Bump!
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Aug 9, 2021 12:58
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it's not even a joke per se but alex jones' voicemail outgoing playing in the middle of the rudy call is so funny
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Aug 22, 2021 14:26
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Chrpno posted:Our sale price is firm.... REAL FIRM (LSD echo) awwwwrrrighggggghtttt
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Aug 25, 2021 01:05
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I don't want to see how he looks. I have a picture of Frederick Frick from Wallet Size Wildfaar in my mind and it is not the same picture as Heywood from Food & Friends.
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Nov 16, 2021 23:43
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y'into doo-wop man? 's a fad, a total faaaaaddddd (dissolves into insane distortion)
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Mar 13, 2022 23:56
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i didn't read the article but i have to assume he was mercilessly pranked into retirement, blaming his mystery phone tormentors for the end of his career as a record guy
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Mar 14, 2022 09:13
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Inzombiac posted:I'm gonna lift you up and put you down about seventy five times. my last name's bump! imana bump you onto the grouuund imana lift two hundred poundsawwrighttttgghhhhhh
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mark immune posted:i shared this in phiz a while back, but here's a 24/7 longmont stream i made the Longest Mont
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Jun 12, 2022 13:30
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Riptor posted:I'm an old corn cob pipe smoker i'm a boatmaster in shreveport louisiana
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Jun 17, 2022 10:05
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Malcolm Excellent posted:Who has more wealth, Gomez or Bernard Fuddle? i need to talk to Gomez, and stuff...
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was reading an article on the pioneering plunderphonics (illegal sampling) album "deconstructing beck", an album made entirely of 90s beck samples. it was talking about how legal threats from geffen probably made the project more popular, and weirdly there's a citation from a longmont potion castle call i haven't heard. apparently in LPC 4 he calls beck's lawyer and pretends to be the bassist from Collective Soul, complains for ages about how much his own band sucks (lol), and gets the lawyer on the record that beck instructed them not to follow through on their legal threats against Deconstructing Beck because he didn't care. LPC doing some obscure hard hitting journalism. I think this was around the time LPC played live with Negativland (aka the OG getting sued for blatant uncleared sampling art projects band) and apparently Negativland helped distribute the Deconstructing Beck album, so that might explain the call. Cool lore
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about seventy five times
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still telling my child constantly "yer gonna feel my grip/gonna pick ya up and put ya down about 75 times" and "gonna come atcha like a jag-wire bud"
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Apr 11, 2023 07:39
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Chrpno posted:Our prices are firm awwwwrighhhh
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Riptor posted:I'm an old corn cob pipe smoker i'm seventy five years oldddduuughhhh
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Aug 19, 2023 09:46
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for me it's brent bump (my last name's bump!) cause it's my favorite call, but if you're including third party names "you will be commanded to testify before artie yamamoto" takes it because that statement as a whole is so funny to me
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Oct 14, 2023 20:41
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Gonz posted:If you got a gumball in your mouth, just spit it out. This is the time to make your voice count, just skip the mushmouth business, okay guy? I want the Heywood from Food & Friends hero portrait
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Oct 25, 2023 23:04
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Chrpno posted:WHY YOU YELLOW RAT BASTARD, COME ON DOWN TO DA BAR I'LL CUT YA BELLY OFF YOU DIRTY ROTTEN RAT BASTARD
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Junk posted:i like the variation of this from the book store call is this the "i think we're getting punked by Kinokuniya" call? i love that one just for that line
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