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Durf
Aug 16, 2017




I'm mad I can't find Owls anywhere online. Probably my fave.

LPC: Okay. Well, uh, let me make sure that you don't misunderstand that I need a check for nine hundred and eighty-seven dollars.
Man: Boy, you do under... misunderstand something. I don't have a clue what you're delivering or anything.
LPC: Owls.
Man: Owls? Maybe you better find somebody else to deliver 'em to.
LPC: I don't give a hoot what you're tryin' to say.
[pause]
Man: Never ordered any animals at all.
LPC: 'Bout to release some wild animals.
Man: Well, that--
LPC: Towards ya.
Man: That's what I would suggest you do with 'em.
LPC: I'm gonna release 'em towards ya.
Man: Okay.
LPC: In fact, I'm gonna come down there, fifteen, twenty minutes from now.
Man: That works.
LPC: Bengals are gonna be released. Owls are gonna be hootin' all over the place.
Man: Bring 'em on.

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