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EDIT!: http://longmont.stream:8000/radio.mp3 CLICK THE ABOVE LINK TO HEAR A 24/7 STREAM OF LPC THANKS TO FORUMS USER mark immune! Thanks mark! Glad you're immune! Longmont Potion Castle is the handle of this hacker/phreaker/prank caller who started in the 80s. He is still anonymous and releases these tripped out prank call compilations. Its weird stuff and often hilarious. His calm cadence and deliberate manner of speech, and use of vocal effects, almost immediately infuriates everyone he calls. He's prank called such celebrities as Alex Trebek and Kiefer Sutherland. http://www.longmontpotioncastle.com/History.htm - here's the history as described by his official website. Unlike Jerky Boys or Crank Yankers, LPC tends to avoid profanity and gross out humor. It all has a dadaist, psychedelic feel to it. Its probably best you just listen to it and decide for yourself. Here are some gems: LPC tries to get a hotel room: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=7QBJaTtF7XI LPC calls [as] Gamestop: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=wCqNS3Km5jA LPC tries to deliver Tasmanian Syrup: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=o72j7DjrEXw Anyway I made this thread to introduce folks to this genuinely weird and hilarious artist. I encourage you to post LPC clips of your own. He's got a ton of material and its mostly all available online. Poohs Packin fucked around with this message at 11:11 on Jun 17, 2022 |
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Sep 30, 2019 02:08
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Colonel Cancer posted:I've looked at the first 2 videos in op and they are not very good. In fact one could say they are very bad. His brand of humor isn't for everyone. I personally think "Clown Motel" is some of his best work.
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Sep 30, 2019 02:17
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https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=i_w8QFzmbXw Pipe down, put your dogs away, turn your TV down.
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Sep 30, 2019 02:44
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I love when he calls auto mechanics or other "manly" places of work and opens with something like "Do you stand by your work up there?". They go from 0-10 so fast.
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Sep 30, 2019 02:50
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"You can swap out the game if the disc is defective" "I'll swap out your teeth". He also gets people into that crazy boomer-rage where they try to sound tough but just stumble through every bit of profanity they know.
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Sep 30, 2019 02:56
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luncheon meat posted:I will always love him. He's been doing live shows lately too Tell me about this
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Sep 30, 2019 04:47
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I feel like you're gonna end up like the dude at the end of Pi if you keep that up for too long. Drill straight to the brain.
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Sep 30, 2019 05:28
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lets meet right fuckin now
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Sep 30, 2019 07:25
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Caesar Saladin posted:I can't stop laughing at the dude wanting to spread out his weights and then saying "I'm gonna knock you into eachother." Its been stuck in my head for a day like a song, i feel like this is what schizophrenia is like. I'm just gonna spread EVERYthing out.
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Oct 1, 2019 04:20
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https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=hs6zClVD-BQ "I'm gonna knock ya out, then I'm gonna ride around in a boat all day"
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Oct 1, 2019 04:35
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Yeah I half considered putting a warning on how weirdly homophobic they get.
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Oct 1, 2019 05:11
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redneck nazgul posted:https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=BJibOGAcGhc You gonna stand by your remarks? Remarks? Or is this just a big HO-AX going on up 'ere
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Oct 3, 2019 05:55
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Kazak posted:So I'm gonna put you down for novice I'm GLOBAL ELITE, do you even know what that meeeeeens?!
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Oct 4, 2019 05:20
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I pulled a pit maneuver at the dump.
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Oct 8, 2019 01:36
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I just am.
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Oct 13, 2019 01:47
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Put your dog away, turn your radio off.
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Oct 13, 2019 05:32
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garfield hentai posted:https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=EWxXy6lKuyE thats pretty cool. Heads up to anyone who wants to maintain not knowing what LPC looks like his face is in this video and he looks like just the kind of you'd imagine.
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Oct 16, 2019 21:27
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Malcolm Excellent posted:How's about I knock you two into each other?
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Oct 25, 2019 02:25
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My doorbell is freaking out dude and I'm missing my newspaper, so why don't you just come on by and ill pour a couple back with ya.
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Feb 14, 2020 10:25
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https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=vDilmbUP9KE "I AM GALLAGHER THE COMEDIAN AND I DONT ACTUALLY HAVE A HOUSE" holy poo poo.
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Feb 14, 2020 10:40
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Luther Manhole
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Jun 17, 2020 06:43
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This is Little Miss Clackamas were talkin about here
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Jun 27, 2020 09:19
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I drive a Daihatsu Bluebird
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https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=XR8xCM0dSLY "I'm just trying to condense that into one tripler, maybe two couplers and a flipper, just to condense it...so uh.. Do y'all take coupons?"
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Jul 4, 2020 07:50
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Brilliant
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Aug 10, 2020 10:47
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wow, thats a deep cut
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Aug 25, 2020 06:03
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some putty, chewable putty
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Aug 25, 2020 06:03
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This is Fee-fee no no
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Aug 29, 2020 00:13
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He also appears very briefly in this short comedy web series about a grocery store. Hes the voice on the intercom amd then they show his face in one scene.
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Sep 3, 2020 20:31
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oh dope posted:Don't worry about it. He looks exactly how you think he does. Yea when I saw him I was just like, "yep"
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Sep 4, 2020 04:56
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Gonz posted:“I would bring you to the depths, so you'd be slayed, and then you'd brought down so far below the depths, you'd be... Decimated. By my skill and my advantage that I have, that's why I'm here, who works at, uh, Game Stop, me or you? I would decimate, and pulverize, and dissolve your avatar, so quickly, that you wouldn't even register the score.” Im a GLOBAL ELITE
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Oct 18, 2020 02:16
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AccountSupervisor posted:I am so so so happy this thread exists. I'm glad we could brighten your day, rough guy.
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Oct 31, 2020 03:02
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Inzombiac posted:Every now and then I catch myself doing the elongated vowel sound he does. I need someone to lead the chaaaaaayyrge
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Dec 6, 2020 02:55
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Ingmar terdman posted:At least two of the horn riffs are burned into my brain now Has it got you runnin' buck waaaaahhhhhhld
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Dec 6, 2020 09:05
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I got a new sound and its got the kids runnin BUCK wild
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Feb 10, 2021 00:48
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veni veni veni posted:Would it kill him to print more than 5 shirts at a time? I have casually been trying to get an LPC Tshirt for years and I'm pretty sure he's just making them in his basement out of goodwill shirts. I know he is within a 5 mile radius of me and I think I have a mutual friend of his. If I have to I will go to his house I will make him sell me a shirt. Im gonna be up 'are in about 5 minutes. Ive got 2 hum vees.
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Mar 8, 2021 11:12
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Malcolm Excellent posted:Luther Manhole will knock two guys into each other I see you enjoy listening to LPC
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Who's the manager here me or you?
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wa27 posted:Why are all his t-shirts expensive as poo poo? I ain't paying for that! Sir, its COD. Ive worked here for at least 8 months.
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