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vandalism
Aug 4, 2003
Dugan.... Nash

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vandalism
Aug 4, 2003
I'm gonna hit ya with my knee bone, brother.

vandalism
Aug 4, 2003
What is it? Sewage?

vandalism
Aug 4, 2003

Pissed Ape Sexist posted:

The coffin call on LPC9 is great because of how he tweaks very small parts of language on the fly in almost every sentence. It comes across as foreign, almost fluent, and yet completely intelligible. It's weaponized, surgical linguistic absurdity.

"I wanted to enlist your rates, if I would."
"What service?"
"Handmade. With cult resources. Can you at least shoot me an e-lasso? Electronic?"

This is what makes LPC an artist, imo.

vandalism
Aug 4, 2003

Tetramin posted:

Those sorts of meltdowns are the best. When he’s talking to some dude about a big shipment of rope and eventually says “lloyd wabbit”, the victim just goes “I knew it was you.” And tells him he wants LPC to come over and just kick his rear end so the calls will stop

"What's that noise in the background?"

"Just some rope, movin' around."

vandalism
Aug 4, 2003
Just heard a good insult he used as the archdiocese, trying to get people to stay off the internet:

Why don't you go back in time and stay there?

Lol.

vandalism
Aug 4, 2003

Dugan

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Nashnashnashnashnash

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Aug 4, 2003
Gonna hit you with this knee bone, brother.

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