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I'm gonna cruise down, but first I gotta hop on the toilet Some bunch of maniacs (myself included) have been gradually transcribing every track for the wiki https://talkinwhipapedia.fandom.com/wiki/The_Unofficial_Longmont_Potion_Castle_Wiki
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PringleCreamEgg posted:I'm about to release some animals. bring 'em on.
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Lil Swamp Booger Baby posted:The mundanity of his threats also send people off the rails. I'll bring my boot to your seat!
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Opinion: the Kiefer Sutherland call just doesn't work, LPC says a lot of fun things but KS plays it totally straight and won't let himself get riled up. The Alex Trebek calls, on the other hand, are always a joy, the man shows he has a good heart and is a real gentleman even when getting slightly steamed.
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"Coffin Shop" is total art, a work of pure surrealism and linguistic invention. Share the splendor? https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=FP0iRnBypQo
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Nothing more fun than saying "millapedes?" in the style of Sidney Poitier
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I like where he calls GG's brother Merle and gives him the ol package delivery runaround. LPC says "my foot is coming towards YOU" and Merle goes completely insane
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Why are you talking like this? Cause we're TOUGH
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Oct 5, 2019 07:57
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May I reefer there?
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Oct 5, 2019 09:14
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Towelette Pattatuci
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Oct 5, 2019 09:14
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I'm a fuckin beef house, for one
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Oct 9, 2019 23:01
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You're talking with Bob E. Sackett.
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The power of LPC: My non-swearing, non-LPC-aware wife now gleefully says "who the loving is Lucas" every time a Lucas is mentioned. It's just that good a line https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ZEV8fpqeTmY
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vandalism posted:What is it? Sewage? I knew it was you.
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Oct 12, 2019 02:04
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I was just driving down Willoughby road, which gave me the chance for some more LPC quotin'
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Oct 12, 2019 02:07
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eatin' black eyed peas and old hog bowel at my granny's house yee ha (repeat X 50)
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My name is Bert
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Oct 12, 2019 13:34
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Kerry King...of Slayer. He's gonna whoop ya!
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Oct 13, 2019 02:18
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Don't forget Southwest Plaza in Jefferson county, Wallace from Wall Units is there
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Oct 17, 2019 02:45
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He deals with Elastical Gomez.
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Gonz posted:I hope Yucatan Suckerman sues these two buffoons. You're fixin' to get caught in the crossfire of my feet if I come down there.
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It's so brilliant when the guy says " this is an unlisted number" and LPC says "like hell it is"
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Oct 20, 2019 10:22
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We're not grindin no frawg
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I'm just confused by one track on LPC 7, titled "LPC 7 Theme 1", where some guy "Dimitri" attempts to impress a girl for a date. But the backing music, I assume played by LPC himself, is a carbon copy of the verse of Split Enz's "Message to my Girl" from New Zealand, 1983. Seems a very obscure tune for a mid USA 90s stoner dude to get into, but it's the same key, chords, bass line and even the little drum roll fill. Really want to know if it's intentional or not?
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Riptor posted:Madam you will soon be tumbling through ointment Oh, go to hell with that ointment poo poo, okay?
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Peanut Butler posted:thread reminded me to listen to ~4hrs of LPC tonite you're gonna be seeing uhhh something else if I come down there
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Riptor posted:This is a serious topic in our society today. Dangerous? Sure. A bit frightening? Perhaps. I'll get back to that later... games?
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RJWaters2 posted:Who's the expert here, you or me? I'm a deliveryman, professional deliveryman. Been here for about three and a half months. And I've got a big tub of Tasmanian Syrup that you ordered
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Humm. May I reefer there?
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leff right middle leff
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Seward motorfreight
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"Rope" was the very first LPC I ever heard, on these very forums, and I didn't quite get it straight off, I thought it was some kind of challenge to say a particular word 20 times or something like that. But I soon realised no, he was simply using his considerable powers to annoy. After that I went on to "Owls" which totally sealed the deal, a true work of dark art. https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=czXy7uBGsUY Chrpno fucked around with this message at 14:08 on Feb 15, 2020 |
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Dmitri-9 posted:Are you going to be present and accountable? As soon as you hear about the "scuffle" you know you're in for a good time
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DIRK FUNK
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Go get Lucas for me
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Jun 17, 2020 09:48
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Many years ago, I said to my son... you must learn the ways of.... Towelette Patattucci
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Dirk Rayne posted:You're talking to Dirk Rayne mister Bring my cleat to yer LIP
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Jun 17, 2020 23:37
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Surely the Liartown dude was channeling LPC for his TV credits:
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Go get Lucas for me
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"I'm Prick Baxter...." "I'm sure you are."
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