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Vincent Van Goatse
Nov 8, 2006

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Smellrose
Apparently Brenda wants to cut Bozo's head off or something.

https://twitter.com/sturdyAlex/status/1178394011654148101

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Vincent Van Goatse
Nov 8, 2006

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Smellrose
There's a place in Florida that makes chicken curry burritos. They're amazing and as far as I can tell that's the only thing the state of Florida has going for it.

Vincent Van Goatse
Nov 8, 2006

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Smellrose

forkboy84 posted:

Of course it's a non-story.

It's definitely a non-story but I do like the image of her turning to an equerry and muttering something about sending him the Tower.

EDIT: Or is it?

Vincent Van Goatse
Nov 8, 2006

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Smellrose
Just a reminder: Brenda's grandfather told the House of Lords if they didn't give up the veto he'd just spam new Lords until they did so.

I mention this because I'm a historian of the Edwardian era and it's always amused me how badly the Tories read the room about the People's Budget.

Vincent Van Goatse
Nov 8, 2006

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Smellrose
The British Left won in a landslide in 1906 because Balfour decided to be too clever by half and let Campbell-Bannerman into No. 10 in the hopes the Radicals and the Liberal Imperialists would destroy each other in a minority government.

Parliamentary Labour might owe its existence to Balfour's bad judgement because they were carried into office alongside the Liberals, going from a two MPs to 29.

Vincent Van Goatse fucked around with this message at 04:16 on Oct 1, 2019

Vincent Van Goatse
Nov 8, 2006

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Smellrose

Ms Adequate posted:

In fairness to Balfour he couldn't really have predicted that the Liberals per se would actually implement any kind of useful policies.

Or that a Liberal would be a canny political operator who completely loving wrecked their cunning plans to sabotage him :laugh:

Campbell-Bannerman was really something of an Edwardian Jeremy Corbyn, right down to surviving an attempted backbench revolt in late 1905. 1930s Labour leader George Lansbury described him as "not afraid of the word Socialism, and [he] did believe unemployment was a national problem and the unemployed the care of the State." It's a tragedy he died in 1908 instead of a few years later.

He even managed to have a mostly-competent defence policy, mostly because he listened to Jackie Fisher instead of the War Office.

Vincent Van Goatse fucked around with this message at 05:23 on Oct 1, 2019

Vincent Van Goatse
Nov 8, 2006

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Smellrose
Mind you, as a left-ish historian of the Royal Navy I have strong prejudice for politicians who support, or at least don't try to hobble, the Senior Service.


Ask me about Trident and the Falklands.

Vincent Van Goatse
Nov 8, 2006

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Smellrose

Tijuana Bibliophile posted:

hello charm offensive boris please keep your hands on the table at all times

This is, what, his seventh last ditch charm offensive?

Vincent Van Goatse
Nov 8, 2006

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Smellrose

OwlFancier posted:

Does he have a mug with his own face on it?

It is really all that surprising?

Vincent Van Goatse
Nov 8, 2006

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OwlFancier posted:

If he's right handed that means he has to drink out of the top of his own head.

Personally that would be offputting, for me.

I agree. Drinking out of the top of Boris Johnson's head is an extremely offputting idea.

Vincent Van Goatse
Nov 8, 2006

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Smellrose

OwlFancier posted:

It could, in fairness, be a picture of micheal fabricant instead, which raises even more questions.

Why can't any of these morons comb their hair?

Vincent Van Goatse
Nov 8, 2006

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Smellrose

StarkingBarfish posted:

Nice to see we're back in the 'corbyn needs replacing for no apparent reason' part of the UKMT cycle. Motion to swiftly move onwards to monster munch flavour chat.




Teach the controversy!

Vincent Van Goatse
Nov 8, 2006

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Smellrose

Tesseraction posted:

It's the date of unconditional surrender from the German forces. 8 days after 2 shots rang out from the Hitlerbunker. Sometimes called VE-day for "Victory in Europe" day since America still had some Asian civilians to genocide.

Plucky little Imperial Japan.

Vincent Van Goatse
Nov 8, 2006

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Smellrose
https://twitter.com/MikeDorning/status/1179500533654196224

:frogsiren: gently caress :frogsiren:

Vincent Van Goatse
Nov 8, 2006

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Smellrose

Guavanaut posted:

Queen Elizabeth II enters the room. She is also a boat.

I agree. Joris Bohnson should be keel-hauled by the HMS Queen Elizabeth.

Vincent Van Goatse
Nov 8, 2006

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Smellrose

Jedit posted:

^^^ That's precisely the plan. Fail to pass a Queen's Speech, upon which Boris says "oh dear, that means I'm not PM so I don't have to go to Brussels". Then he sits back and waits for two weeks while Jo Swinson causes No Deal Brexit by refusing to back Corbyn.

No, I mean he should be literally keelhauled under the largest ship in the RN.

Vincent Van Goatse
Nov 8, 2006

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Smellrose

OwlFancier posted:

Because the steady decline of political talent in the conservative party over the last several decades has put boris johnson, possibly the most incompetent man in british politics, in charge of it, and he thinks, not necessarily incorrectly, that it is a vehicle for him to win one election, and he has thought no further than that about anything in his life.

As you go through the preceding several leaders of the conservative party you get slightly less degrees of idiocy, leading back to about Thatcher who was probably the last actual competent politician they had. And this is a trend that extends across many parties in many countries and is a direct result of neoliberal politics and the end of history idea.

But no sure it's actually big brain putin and his dastardly scheme to control the world that's the problem, sure.

Por que no los dos?

Vincent Van Goatse
Nov 8, 2006

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Smellrose

Azza Bamboo posted:

To hit the companies where it hurts what you really need is a mass bypass of gas meters.

So... a gas trick bypass?

Vincent Van Goatse
Nov 8, 2006

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Smellrose
Trapped in a Brexit factory, send help.

Vincent Van Goatse
Nov 8, 2006

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Smellrose

bump_fn posted:

so are we hosed or what friends

You mean in general or specifically in regards to Brexit?

Vincent Van Goatse
Nov 8, 2006

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Smellrose

OwlFancier posted:

Why is george galloway

He wants attention. Also he hangs out with Farage and Bannon now so he's basically alt-right at this point.

Vincent Van Goatse fucked around with this message at 10:11 on Oct 20, 2019

Vincent Van Goatse
Nov 8, 2006

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Smellrose
So, uh, what happened?

Vincent Van Goatse
Nov 8, 2006

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Captain Fargle posted:

Boris lost a vote that he needed in order to get Brexit done by the 31st. We're just waiting for the European Council to grant the extension to Article 50 officially and once they do Corbyn will whip for a GE.

Well that explains why I saw Very Serious People retweeting the SNP etc screaming about Labour MPs voting for a thing.

Vincent Van Goatse
Nov 8, 2006

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Smellrose

JeremoudCorbynejad posted:

Also worth noting that Boris is PM now and that'll give him a bump in his constituency - I'm willing to say unseating him is basically unachievable (but limiting his majority is still worthwhile)

Balfour got unseated in 1906, and he was infinitely more competent than Joris Bohnson.

Vincent Van Goatse
Nov 8, 2006

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Smellrose

Plank Sanction posted:

The correct way is however The Koffee Pot does it.

I must've eaten hundreds of breakfasts there when it was still in Stevenson Square. Still have the coffee mug I bought from them too.

Vincent Van Goatse
Nov 8, 2006

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Smellrose

Jedit posted:

The only good restaurant in Manchester was a greasy spoon, the one just off St Peter's Square. It's gone now, sadly.

This post is nonsense because This & That and the Armenian Taverna exist.

EDIT: The 231st Brigade was involved in two amphibious operations that killed a lot of fascists: Sicily and Gold Beach.

Vincent Van Goatse fucked around with this message at 13:46 on Oct 23, 2019

Vincent Van Goatse
Nov 8, 2006

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Smellrose

My first encounter with the chip butty was at the Crescent in Salford. I guess it was free chip butty day because I was served one without asking for it. It baffled me at first but was good.

ThomasPaine posted:

They're not American style fries they're big chunky things that I don't even think exist over there



Yeah we have these in :911:, just not at fast food places. They're called steak fries or hand-cut fries.

Vincent Van Goatse fucked around with this message at 13:50 on Oct 23, 2019

Vincent Van Goatse
Nov 8, 2006

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Illuyankas posted:

And yes the dearth of Worcester sauce crisps is an absolute travesty

The fact I can't get them in the US of A disgusts me.

Vincent Van Goatse
Nov 8, 2006

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Smellrose
Congrats on your forthcoming erection, UKMT.

Vincent Van Goatse
Nov 8, 2006

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Smellrose

Communist Thoughts posted:

of course not, the graun idea is that both are as bad as eachother and we need harriet harman to come in and get rid of everyones benefits

Moving out of Manchester loving ruined the grauniad, didn't it?

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Vincent Van Goatse
Nov 8, 2006

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Smellrose

Failed Imagineer posted:

1.129 Stalins long

3.6 Stalins long. Not great, not terrible.

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