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Bobby Deluxe posted:Or something: This would legit be the funniest outcome, because that would mean the queen is a remain traitor and half the country would immediately join sinn fein  350 seat sinn fein majority next election, leading to an absolute labour government because they still won't take their seats. OwlFancier fucked around with this message at 02:21 on Oct 1, 2019 |
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Oct 1, 2019 02:18
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Happy birthday also Ms A, forgot to say earlier.
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Oct 1, 2019 02:26
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Boris is going to rebuild the maginot line across the northern irish border. Except it's all built out of cladding.
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Oct 1, 2019 03:17
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lord spam op corbyn nerf plx
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Oct 1, 2019 04:08
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I haven't been to sleep yet because I actually woke up about eight last night
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Oct 1, 2019 05:10
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Ms Adequate posted:Christ Owly you're worse than I am, I usually get up between 4 and 5 I do try to keep more reasonable hours but once it goes it goes hard. Eight at night is actually not bad for me cos I can usually work at five in the morning if needs be.
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Oct 1, 2019 05:23
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Rigel posted:Hey, checking in from America, was your government and/or your spies involved in a massive multi-nation conspiracy with Australia, Italy, Hillary, and Obama to either defeat Trump or delegitimize his victory? No? OK, well our stupid president is beginning to rope you all into his latest fever dream. I mean, probably, they've done basically every other hairbrained scheme so that doesn't sound much stupider.
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Oct 1, 2019 06:28
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As ever though, there's a reason the EU council agrees on stuff and it's because they can all gently caress each other up if any of them start playing silly buggers. So whether Orban wants to put his position in the EU at risk to please Boris if the rest of the council thinks otherwise, is another question.
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Oct 1, 2019 07:11
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superLINUS posted:Birthday Adders Multiple venomous live snakes are probably not an appropriate gift.
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Oct 1, 2019 07:22
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Kind of up in the air tbh, I'm sure he's gonna try but parliament seems quite set on loving him up and we might see a caretaker government. Though we really want him to be have to do it himself, because that's gonna gently caress up his brexit party support.
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Oct 1, 2019 07:45
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Don't shag your girlfriend in the ear.
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Oct 1, 2019 07:48
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pitch a fitness posted:Customs zones at an equitable 5 & 10 miles back from the border The west tyrone pocket is looking ripe for encirclement, cut off army group center, unify the island by christmas.
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Oct 1, 2019 08:04
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People have the memory of goldfishes, it's already been shown that they can turn things around massively over the course of an election campaign because people believe the last thing they heard.
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Oct 1, 2019 08:51
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I don't even think it's "fair" reporting as much as he knows how to announce a polcy, the press report on it and say "oh my god how terrible" and everyone else goes "actually that sounds alright to me". It's reporting full stop, because the press can't not report poo poo. It's silence that kills the labour party more than anything.
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Oct 1, 2019 08:53
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I hope also the climate protests might have got a few more young voters in, which polls typically ignore.
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Oct 1, 2019 09:39
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I mean anecdotal or not kids do not usually bunk off from school to go to mass protests so uh, it certainly suggests they're getting a lot more political.
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Oct 1, 2019 09:42
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Josef bugman posted:If we do lower the voting age to 16 I think the Tories will piss themselves inside out. We should definitely lower the voting age to 16.
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Oct 1, 2019 09:43
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It's the revolution that's supposed to be permanent not your priapism.
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Oct 1, 2019 09:46
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"Tomorrow" is a fluid term because from my perspective it happens at pretty arbitrary times of the day.
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Oct 1, 2019 09:56
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CGI Stardust posted:Technically written by Cuban bandleader Dámaso Pérez Prado, much like the original Mambo No. 5! (before Lou Bega nicked its riffs for a poo poo song) Mambo number 6 is actually the prequel to the movie sunshine. https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=-R11SC3Pb-s
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Oct 1, 2019 10:09
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The seqel to the film sunshine is, of course, lenny kravitz' fly away. https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=8t-iFr9q1I8
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Oct 1, 2019 10:13
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Sanitary Naptime posted:There’s an Instant Regret video for every conversation, isn’t there. The instant regret playlist is more effective than antidepressants tbh. On that note, the labour party should remake vine but nationalize it.
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Oct 1, 2019 10:17
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Sanitary Naptime posted:It really is. The memes of my dreams. Yes, but replace the music with mister sandman man me a sand.
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Oct 1, 2019 10:22
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Guavanaut posted:The TERFs have now managed to logic themselves into a genius position where if you are a male and are not actively transphobic and RTing TERF takes at all times then you are not only anti woman but on the dangerous path to becoming a bearded trans trying to poke your peen into true natal lesbians. My beard is bigger than all of them.
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Oct 1, 2019 11:14
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Guavanaut posted:lmao what's Braincels? I'm guessing from the name that it's incels who are convinced that the reason that they are incels is that they are "too smart, and sapiosexual, and women are dumb bitches amirite?" Fairly sure yeah.
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Oct 1, 2019 11:23
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I forget how incels feel about volcels, I think they are utterly incensed by them?
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Oct 1, 2019 11:25
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Apropos of nothing I listened to "The Man From The Daily Mail" for the first time and 1. it's maddeningly catchy and 2. is 100% applicable to today 3. is funny as poo poo.
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Oct 1, 2019 11:34
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Darth Walrus posted:Swinson being predictably poo poo news: Ok which one of you is actually jo swinson because I know she's clearly a labour sleeper agent.
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Oct 1, 2019 12:02
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mediadave posted:I imagine this won't go down well*, but I actually think this would be a good idea: No he's not and no it isn't, and you're still a pillock.
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Oct 1, 2019 12:31
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You know what would be the ideal time to start faffing about with the labour leadership? Right before an election, brilliant idea.
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Oct 1, 2019 12:41
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The labour position is mutual aid masturbation.
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Oct 1, 2019 12:47
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I am morbidly curious to see how boris is going to do an election campaign because he can't go anywhere without someone telling him he's a fuckwit. Which I'm not sure will go better or worse than may's attempt to do a general election campaign without talking to anyone.
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Oct 1, 2019 12:50
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The other problem with anyone younger than him is that he's singularly dull for an MP, like no weird sex scandals or monstrous hobbies or anything. No history of voting for evil poo poo. So you're left with people from the blair years who all have a right lovely past, or people my age who all have twitter histories and if you think the press have made a meal of corbyn's past to great effect you have no idea how they'd do with the online generations. That will become less of a problem as the left becomes more radical (and more online themselves) but right now I really don't think there is anyone better than corbyn, which is all the more reason we need some good lefty MPs in this election.
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Oct 1, 2019 13:03
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Comrade Fakename posted:To be honest, if it were possible for Corbyn to step down and be replaced by someone like Laura Pidcock or Rebecca Long-Bailey quickly and without drama, I would say we should definitely do that. But it would absolutely not be without drama, there’s a not terribly low chance it would end with Blairites seizing control, and it would take forever, with an election due in a couple of months. It also ignores that a lot of the labour party like him, they voted for him, and the chance to have him be PM is a significant motivator for people to put in the groundwork. You aren't just selling a labour leader to the public, the labour leader is the locus of a lot of the party's energy, they motivate people to be active party members.
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Oct 1, 2019 13:17
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Luxury Tent Carpet posted:pictured: a disinterested dog watches a man plead for attention It's almost like they're trained specifically not to do that E: guide dogs, not tories.
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Oct 1, 2019 13:22
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ThomasPaine posted:
That's barely even a euclid, come on.
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Oct 1, 2019 13:56
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Junior G-man posted:Big tweet thread on the 'new' BoJo border proposals: I was being serious earlier in that a network of positons over a 5-15 mile depth from the border is literally how the maginot line was laid out
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Oct 1, 2019 14:39
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The customs clearance center is a 16 inch gun battery, it can clear customs over a 20 mile radius.
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Captain Fargle posted:I swear to god I know this guy's face from somewhere. He might have done some poo poo like this before or maybe he's an actor of some kind? Right wing youth have that particular look, like someone who aspires to be born 50 years old.
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