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Posting early in the thread to predict that Brexit won’t happen on the 31st because hellworld has changed targets.Ms Adequate posted:Slaanesh got Tzeentch to give me some ABSOLUTE CHAOS for this month and I'm very pleased (Also thx for birthday wishes I was gonna say I don't want to hog the thread but actually yes I do, lavish me with it, and also a bonus Praxcast episode that goes up tomorrow would be a welcome gift hint hint) I’m going to read “tomorrow” here as “the 2nd of October”, and then I’m going to use my editorial powers to ensure that the 2nd of October doesn’t end until the House of Podliament ceases to sit by using the Lords time machine. So, what I’m saying is, happy birthday, but with technicalities.  Eschenique posted:Does anyone have that Jo Swinson voting Tory picture where she outranks Jeremy hunt? I need it for my "Jo Swinson is a Tory so shut up Liberal" meme collection. 
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PittTheElder posted:So David Cameron wrote a book I guess, he was doing an interview on Canadian radio, and when asked what his proudest achievement as PM was he says Austerity basically. He said like last week that he wishes he done more of it and harder. The pigfucking oval office.
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VideoGames posted:I will do my best to endure. There are also plans should the worst happen and I start to go all Diablo. In a no deal brexit we’ll have ice cream flavour monster munch again
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Rustybear posted:Corbyn was at about -45% before the reporting rules kicked in for the 2017 election; now he's at what -76%? Don’t read Tory fan fiction 
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Grey Hunter posted:
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Oct 1, 2019 09:20
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VideoGames posted:This is one of the most amazing pictures I have seen. I am sorely tempted to make it my avatar I just found out Andrew Neil comes from Paisley. I’d say sorry, but I’m too angry to be sorry.
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Oct 1, 2019 09:26
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The ability to stop brexit by putting Corbyn in power but refusing to do so has been noticed by a lot of them and it will hurt them if this all goes tits up. Their hope of being the continuity remain party won’t survive a no deal.
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Jedit posted:I ran the numbers on the moderate Tory votes lost to the LDs over Brexit. Assuming they hold true, then depending on distribution I would expect the Tories to lose around 50 seats in the best case (for them) and potentially as many as 200 in the worst case. Most likely losses are 80-100 though, so don't get tumescent just yet. I’ve been hard since 2017
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Oct 1, 2019 09:44
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OwlFancier posted:Mambo number 6 is actually the prequel to the movie sunshine. There’s an Instant Regret video for every conversation, isn’t there. E: Goon Meet in Glasgow  THIS SATURDAY Meeting at the Counting House between 12/1 and we’ll go somewhere better after we’re all there.
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OwlFancier posted:The instant regret playlist is more effective than antidepressants tbh. It really is. The memes of my dreams. Nationalise tiktok and make it just this one https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=3TdPBB9Z_cs
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OwlFancier posted:I've seen things you people wouldn't believe. Vast leisure catamarans off the Isle of Wight. I watched Jason Donovan CDs glitter in the dark near Pyongyang. All those moments will be lost in time, like tears in rain. Time to Brexit. Gutted that this weeks podcast won’t top this post 
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Camrath posted:Talking of which, when's the planned release? Got to drive from London to north of Wigan for a larp thing tomorrow and could really use good talking-noises to keep the M6 from driving me to suicide. Miftan posted:Recording today AFAIK, might be out tomorrow or Friday depending on our benevolent editor and his mysterious whims (read: insomnia) It'll be out in the early hours of this morning I reckon, that is hoping nothing goes wrong with anyone's ability to quickly throw their audio up for me to use!
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radmonger posted:When you buy a new pair of boots, you know that eventually the soles will wear out. The relevant word is ‘eventually’; you can get some walking in between now and then. Shut the gently caress up and quit sealioning boots you complete fuckwit
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I want to see the libs self own into oblivion, and I personally feel great and justified in wanting that Podcast chat - The episode has been slightly delayed because G-Man's vermicelli is not as superinformative as it could be, so it'll be with everyone by lunchtime tomorrow.
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Vitamin P posted:That is an extremely positive urge in a moral sense but materially we want the Lib Dems to actually do quite well as almost all their target marginals are Lib Dem-Tory. They’ll never support labour over the tories. Besides, they can get owned into fuckin oblivion and still split the Tory vote enough for it to be a good thing.
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Podcasting is Pracis - Episode 7 - Atomic Kitten Malthusian is up for you listening pleasure! Sorry for the wait, I got caught up in other poo poo today, but at least it's there for your commutes tomorrow! Sanitary Naptime fucked around with this message at 23:50 on Oct 3, 2019 |
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Look, it's been a long day okay <  >
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While I'm still up, Goonmeet on Saturday at the Counting House, Glasgow between 12 and 1, we'll go somewhere better once everyone's turned up
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Eschenique posted:How did Boris ever win Mayor of London anyway? BOZZA LEGERND
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He blinked https://twitter.com/skynews/status/1180087619637657601?s=21
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Beeb has just picked it up too E: https://www.bbc.co.uk/news/uk-49940905
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Reminder for Glasgoons, Meeting at 12/1 TOMORROW at the counting house! Pints and maybe some food
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Strom Cuzewon posted:You guys should be aware that Spitting Image is coming back. I was already aware but poor Pilch was very tired when we recorded and I didn’t want to do him a damage It’s going to be full shite, and some look at political satire (and why liberalism makes it shite) as an episode has been floating about in my head since I seen it was coming back.
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feedmegin posted:It's also going to be targeted at American audiences apparently so probably no Corbs etc. It's a shame, id enjoy seeing something like the classic Daily Show over here that was actually good. Putin in full bdsm gear makes me dread the Putin x Trump poo poo they’re going to pull. Hee hee ho ho they’re gay together!!!
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Thanks, I had banished that godawful cgi putin to the darkest recesses of my mind. A shameful snipe, have a good lookalike of a better Vladimir: 
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mehall posted:Glasgow meetup folks, I'm aiming to be at the counting house at noon sharp, bus allowing. I will not be because I missed my train like a loving oaf. Be there closer to half past now
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RockyB posted:Vile fascist propaganda spotted at London Marylebone.  mehall posted:You must've been REALLY late in order to be late enough you were running later than Abellio.  Message me on discord where you are, I’ll be there in less than five
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Guavanaut posted:We should put this in the OP because it keeps coming up. I thought plusnet was a good one or did the thread lie to me
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Ash Crimson posted:I think it's important to note that the Welsh were almost completely subsumed and colonised by the English What the actual gently caress is this post you brainwormed moron Junior G-man posted:You can only wish that one day your brainspiders grow this large and powerful. It’s amazing what fresh donations of infected blood can do to a man.
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Bobstar posted:EVERY MORNING I WAKE UP AND OPEN PALM SLAM MYSELF INTO MY SEAT. IT'S THE SPEAKER'S CHAIR, AND RIGHT THEN AND THERE I START DOING THE MOVES ALONGSIDE THE MAIN CHARACTER, HER MACEJESTY THE QUEEN. I CALL ON EVERY MEMBER AND I CALL ON EVERY MEMBER HARD. MAKING WORKING-CLASS BOOING SOUNDS WHEN I SLAM DOWN SOME TORY BASTARDS OR EVEN WHEN I MESS UP MY BIRMINGHAM ACCENT. NOT MANY CAN SAY THEY ESCAPED THE MIDLANDS' MOST DEPRIVED STREETS. I CAN. I SAY IT AND I SAY IT OUT LOUD TO PEOPLE IN MY PARTY AND ALL THEY DO IS PROVE PEOPLE IN A SENSIBLE MODERATE CENTRE-LEFT PARTY CAN STILL BE SOCIALISTS AND JERKS. I'VE LEARNED ALL THE PARLIAMENTARY PROCEDURES AND I'VE LEARNED HOW TO MAKE MYSELF AND MY HOUSE OF COMMONS MORE CIVIL BY SHOUTING AT EM ALL. 10 HOURS INCLUDING DIVISION EVERY Day baka kaba posted:EVERY MORNING I WAKE UP AND OPEN PALM SLAM A VHS INTO THE SLOT. ITS ME ON DAILY POLITICS AND RIGHT THEN AND THERE I START DOING THE MOVES ALONGSIDE WITH THE MAIN CHARACTER, ME, JESS PHILLIPS. I DO EVERY TAKE AND I DO EVERY TAKE HOT. MAKIN WHOOSHING SOUNDS WHEN I SLAM DOWN JEREMY CORBYN OR EVEN WHEN I TELL PEOPLE TO gently caress OFF DIANE. NOT MANY CAN SAY THEY ESCAPED THE GALAXYS MOST WORKING CLASS UPBRINGING. I CAN. I SAY T' AND I SAY T' OUTLOUD EVERYDAY TO PEOPLE IN THE MEDIA AND ALL THEY DO IS PROVE HOW INSPIRATIONAL AND BOLD I AM. AND IVE LEARNED ALL THE LABOUR POSITIONS AND IVE LEARNED HOW TO MAKE MYSELF AND MY TWITTER FEED LESS LONELY BY CONTRADICTING EM ALL. 2 HOURS INCLUDING LBC EVERY MORNIng Never stop these 
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Bardeh posted:
If he’d only lean the other way his face would be actually level with everyone else’s.
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xtothez posted:Commentariat  Bobby Deluxe posted:Idea for a very special comment or commentariat: Toby Young edition. You have to guess if it's a quote from an article by commentariat Toby Young, or if it's a frothy take in the comments of a Toby Young article. If we ever get round to a Toby Young ep, that’s likely to be exactly how CoC will work day
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Calico Heart posted:!!!THIS IS NOT A DRILL!!! Ask her why she hasn’t stopped brexit
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CyberPingu posted:Get her on the podcast!!!!!!! My monarch takes advantage of my predicament
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Jedit posted:Boris thinks of himself as one part revolutionary politician who will lead his country to freedom, and one part Wild West outlaw. Which is why we should call him Fidel the Kid.
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marktheando posted:
Oh no, however will Scottish labour recover from such a wound
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