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HouseOfLeaves99
Mar 20, 2009

The_Rob posted:

He can’t grow one and that’s why he’s so pissed all the time.

Oh my God it all makes sense now...

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HulkaMatt
Feb 14, 2006

BIG BICEPS SHOHEI


Starr is extremely hairy and i support him

HouseOfLeaves99
Mar 20, 2009
I've only seen maybe 3 David Starr matches and have never really been impressed. How is he overall?

The_Rob
Feb 1, 2007

Blah blah blah blah!!
Starr is so loving good.

The_Rob
Feb 1, 2007

Blah blah blah blah!!
Starr is a dude who wrestles like a 20 year vet. He’s legit a great wrestler.

Chris James 2
Aug 9, 2012


Super No Vacancy shoutout on commentary!

HulkaMatt
Feb 14, 2006

BIG BICEPS SHOHEI


good lord almighty

The_Rob
Feb 1, 2007

Blah blah blah blah!!
These dudes are beating the poo poo of each other and I’m here for it.

HouseOfLeaves99
Mar 20, 2009
I can't wait to see who Deppen picks as his Spring Break opponent.

HulkaMatt
Feb 14, 2006

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I claimed I've never seen Deppen, but I am wrong. I saw him win a match literally a month ago.

The_Rob
Feb 1, 2007

Blah blah blah blah!!
This match rules.

HouseOfLeaves99
Mar 20, 2009
When this match was announced, I didn't expect Kenta v Joe.

The_Rob
Feb 1, 2007

Blah blah blah blah!!
gently caress they’re striking each other so hard.

HulkaMatt
Feb 14, 2006

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oof

HouseOfLeaves99
Mar 20, 2009
Fuuuuuuck that clothesline

The_Rob
Feb 1, 2007

Blah blah blah blah!!
I love this match.

HulkaMatt
Feb 14, 2006

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rip

HouseOfLeaves99
Mar 20, 2009
What a match.

The_Rob
Feb 1, 2007

Blah blah blah blah!!
Oh gently caress we got doors.

HulkaMatt
Feb 14, 2006

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some interesting items

The_Rob
Feb 1, 2007

Blah blah blah blah!!
Oh we got some crazy poo poo also.

HulkaMatt
Feb 14, 2006

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yeaaaa prazak is back baby

HouseOfLeaves99
Mar 20, 2009
What's that on the styrofoam?

Chris James 2
Aug 9, 2012


Prazak better give us a HOLY FUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUCK for Gage multi-man title match

HulkaMatt
Feb 14, 2006

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Tremont!!!!!!!

HulkaMatt
Feb 14, 2006

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gently caress this guy and his astros jersey

The_Rob
Feb 1, 2007

Blah blah blah blah!!
Shlak is such a funny looking guy.

The_Rob
Feb 1, 2007

Blah blah blah blah!!
MDK. The king is here.

HouseOfLeaves99
Mar 20, 2009
Shlak doesn't even look like a real person. More like a voodoo doll of a racist biker.

Gumball Gumption
Jan 7, 2012

The shape of Shlak's body terrifies me. Like someone just poked in Synthol in all sorts of weird places

HulkaMatt
Feb 14, 2006

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This match gonna be ugly as hell

HulkaMatt
Feb 14, 2006

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i proclaim the astros guy as the new indy icarus

The_Rob
Feb 1, 2007

Blah blah blah blah!!

HulkaMatt posted:

i proclaim the astros guy as the new indy icarus

You’re actually not that far off.


Also oucchhhh

HouseOfLeaves99
Mar 20, 2009
Great chain wrestling to start off this technical four way master class

The_Rob
Feb 1, 2007

Blah blah blah blah!!
Grosssssss

Gusset plates are gross.

HouseOfLeaves99
Mar 20, 2009
I'll take gussett plates all day over skewers and hypodermic needles.

The_Rob
Feb 1, 2007

Blah blah blah blah!!
Shlak is so bad as a worker.

The_Rob
Feb 1, 2007

Blah blah blah blah!!

HouseOfLeaves99 posted:

I'll take gussett plates all day over skewers and hypodermic needles.

Skewers don’t bother me. Needles gently caress me right up though.

HulkaMatt
Feb 14, 2006

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I went from loving unprotected chairshots, to being disgusted by unprotected chairshots, to feeling bad for liking unprotected chairshots, to now just cackling when someone hits an unprotected chairshot

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HulkaMatt
Feb 14, 2006

BIG BICEPS SHOHEI


The_Rob posted:

Skewers don’t bother me. Needles gently caress me right up though.

i went to the bathroom during a match at tournament of survival and when i came back i didn't realize a wrestler had a needle or skewer or whatever piercing through both of his cheeks/mouth until he took it out.

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