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nut

deep thoughts about girl scout cookies suddenly

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nut

looking in the mirror, brown splotches run down my front, a trail of slop running up to my immaculate chinstrap goatee, this is just what joe wanted


...or is it?

look closer, i untie the straps around my neck, carefully folding the plastic bib from my chest, revealing a stainless white tee below, so fresh in appearance you'd expect it to still have fold lines.

I can already hear the sirens in the distance, we must go.

nut

ur wife ate a whole german city?

nut

i been thinking about this a lot and maybe she's buildin up to eating a whole man

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